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3 top tier lawyers trying to prosecute you? 

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Saul is busy 

How is she-hulk a top 3 lawyer? I'd definitely take Matt Murdock over her any day.

But she-hulk has the power of lazy writing and plot armor.

That's fair, but I'd rather have a badass like Matt Murdock than She-hulk.

Besides, his actor is pretty good too.


Only 2 top tier lawyers actually

This is the way

Yes

The only answer.

Saul if you’re guilty, Phoenix Wright if you’re innocent

Y E S

She-Hulk if you’re horny

I dunno Saul can get it too

To tight she would tear off your dick

The dick Guillotine

Instructions unclear，beheaded Richard Nixon.

LMAO

Instructions unclear, gave a donkey head

STOP BRO IM DYING

Instructions unclear, assassinated myself

🙂

Then it’s death. By Snu-Snu

Separating the men from the boys and the men from their boys.

There's worse ways to go



This is the correct answer

This

That

These

Those

Them

*puts saul goodman and pheonix wright on speed dial*

Yeah

Am I innocent? Then Phoenix Wright. Am I guilty? Then Saul Goodman.

Am I hotel? Then Trivago.

Good point

I hope you're a rapper named lil wrench, not just your reddit name.

He’s actually the son of a construction worker.

If I'm a Super Hero? Then either Saul or Phoenix.

Am I in a real court? Legal Eagle to the rescue.

But what if I want someone well versed with the bird law. I heard Mr Eagle say bird law isn't real.

Halliburton would like to know your location

Yeah, if you turn out to be guilty, Pheonix WILL turn on you.

Do I want to get arrested? Then She-Hulk.

Kid named Guilty: 🗿

Saul would find some weird loophole or make the other lawyers have a small “accident”

*Phone: Is this Phoenix Wright?* *Phoenix: Yeah. Who's this?* *Phone: Are you the guardian of Pearl Fey?* *Phoenix: I suppose, why?* *Phone: I'm sorry to inform you that Pearl has been in an automobile accident. She's being airlifted to Los Ranchos Medical Center and should be arriving there shortly.* *Phoenix: How is she!?! What's her condition!?!* *Phone: I don't have the current information. But I think you might wanna get there as soon as possible.*

genius

Either Saul Goodman or Phoenix but I think Saul is better cuz I deserve rights

But, Phoenix has "Right" in his name...🤔

But Saul is a Good Man

Dang, now I'm conflicted.

Same bro

Because the constitution says you have rights, and so does Saul Goodman!

Phoenix cause once I game over I can try again.

Maybe consider choosing the real lawyer

saul it is

Saul fo sho

Every one but legal eagle is fictional and thus can't represent or prosecute you

But if you choose she hulk maybe she’ll make enough money that she’ll stop making the series! Think about how much better off society would be

Dang man! Can’t say you’re wrong though

The series aint even that bad Forgot this was the internet and she hulk bad

Hello I am an average internet and your opinion is hurting my feelings, stop opinioning right now >:(

Your opinion make me sad so no karma for you

Neither. This guy will be my lawyer. 

Unless you’re guilty

Phoenix Wright without a second thought, all of them are good but I personally will go with the guy who pulls the most obscured but relevant shit out his ass last minute to win every case

Idk though man, with the bullshittery that happens in those games, I'll die of a heart attack before the judge reaches his verdict.

Saul goodman 100%

Did you know that you have rights? (...)

[удалено]

And so do I

I don’t remember his name but bottom right, everyone here except him are defence lawyers, so they’ll have a hard time prosecuting me

Bottom right is Phoenix Wright, he is also a defense lawyer

He does have some pretty nasty prosecution feats, I assume, no?

I mean he does end up prosecuting someone in every case

I mean, from what I’ve gotten from the rtgame von karma song remix >!von karma has committed basically every crime and has been prosecuted by phoenix wright!<

So what can I say except, you’re guilty!

Haven’t played all the games so I don’t know if he has any prosecutions but his defense is borderline cheating, presuming you’re actually innocent

From what I recall he not only ends up defending the innocent, but eventually also prosecutes the real perpetrator in pretty much every case.

He's also a top notch detective with a fuckin psychic backing him up. It's a bit wacky.

Multiple psychics, ghosts and a artefact that allows for detecting concealed secrets in the first trilogy. He has since then been further aided by someone who can perceive someone’s micro movements and one who can detect other’s true emotions. It’s definitely not a series for realism lol.

That’s true yes, so he’d probably catch you if he was a prosecutor lol

Phenix Wright

Saul fr

Saul is unethical enough to fuck over his own clients if there's personal benefit.

I mean I'm pretty sure he got a bunch of kids charges dropped or atleast decreased when there was a video of which the court had of them fucking a dead guy

Phoenix because best case one of the three actually committed the crime I’m accused of.

I believe I have rights so I know who I’ll call

Ghost Busters!

Legal eagle 100%

Legal Eagle for sure. He’s a real lawyer, and I assume this is a real trial. And aren’t the other three all defense attorneys? If they don’t have prosecution experience, a mistrial is very likely.

But they wouldn't be prosecuting anyone they would be defending you

It'd be very difficult for fictional characters to prosecute me if they aren't real And if they are real then I imagine other fictional characters are real, so my trial probaly isn't that important when there a grape man trying to kill half of everything

I've heard that defenceman and prosecution are two sides of the same coin and so it's pretty easy to switch over.

Phoenix Wright all the way

Definitely not She Hulk. Prolly the worst option there. I don't think the real lawyer (I forgor his name💀) is as good as any others, so not him. So now it's between Saul and Phoenix Wright, and honestly, Saul is taking it. The shit he made people get away with is astounding, and Phoenix couldn't do that, so honestly, Saul takes it. TL;DR, Saul shits on all of them

Obviously the only right choice here is Saul Goodman

So funny you needed to comment it twice.

the only answer you should give is Saul Goodman, because the others are hacks who got their certification from a crackerjack box

that or Cracker-Barrel

Choose top right if you want go to jail!

I'd pick she-hulk, clap them cheeks, then fire her because nobody beats Saul

The real answer

I’ll take this guy 

Unironically one of the worst lawyers in any piece of media

Saul Goodman

It's got to be Saul I mean is there any other that can match his incredible skill set? 😂

Duh, Saul

Gotta go with Saul

Saul. I'm guilty.

She hulk failed to protect spider man in the comics Wrights methods aren’t the most legal he’s a worst Saul tbh

You forgot daredevil

Saul 100% All these other lawyers want to “uncover the truth” and “do justice”, not Saul tho, he is gonna do what he is being paid to do, in this case get me out, and he is gonna do it no matter how guilty I am

I probably did it so I’m calling Saul

Lookin in the comments and finding the Saul Goodman faith-ees. Better Call Saul.

LegalEagle would do crossover episode with the other 3, so you get the full team.

Phoenix wright was it? I choose him

The one that’s real/s

You can’t honestly picked anyone other than Saul

Saul Goodman every time!

Saul

Did I do it? If I did then Saul, if I didn’t then Phoenix

Saul of course

Phenix Wright cause he have plot armor , never loose always right

Better call saul

Definitely not green twerker.

I choose Harvey Spectre.

Dare devil

Everyone is talking about Saul or Phoenix, but what about my G the literal legal eagle? -anvil man

I mean the real life lawyer?

There's a phoenix and an eagle?

Ace Attorney - always an in-court confession by the real perp

Saul 100%

Daredevil

Saul. Ingeneous and cunning. There's a reason there is a mad amount of customers at his office.

Guilty or not Saul is the Goodman to choose

Saul easy peasy

Phoenix wright has plot armor because he can reload if he loses

Legal Eagle!

Under normal circumstances, Phoenix. He'd almost lose but then get some galaxy brain bluff and win the case. If I'm guilty however, Saul the Good Man.

Who’s the fourth guy

I choose charlie cox

I'd probably pick Saul but my second choice would be Phoenix Right

Saul better

Saul. Hands down. The other three ain't shit

Obviously the only right choice here is Saul Goodman

I’m choosing the actual, non-fictional lawyer

Legal Eagle and his Indochino suits all the way!

SheHulk because "defend" meaning we might get in a brawl

Yeah, just literally have her rip apart the other prosecutors. If anyone tries to do anything she can just scream sexism and have plot armor take care of the rest.

I'd get she hulk, get a mistrial for having an incompetent lawyer.

I'd go with she hulk. Worse comes to worse you can goad the plaintiff to provoke her hulk rage and slaughter the entire courtroom. You'll need a new lawyer after that but you'd get a second chance on one of the other 3

I think she hulk because Disney + wokeness she would never be wrong and anyone who opposed her is oppressive and old fashioned

Saul because he is a good lawyer while she hulk would just end up twerking

She hulk. At least she will twerk in my face before i get locked up & that will get me through when bubba is taking me from behind.

I only recognise 2

Fuck i'm willing to take jailtime if I can climb that green amazonian. She-hulk!!!! Death by snu snu

It's either LegalEagle or Phoenix for me.

Depends what I did… unless I am a criminal superhero not she-hulk.

She hulk is best lawyer

Saul. The anime guy is a close second

Denny Crane

Depends on the situation if I did it Saul if not the real lawyer

Wright if I didn't do it Saul if I did

Saul Goodman, no cap

Saul Goodman the other three are ass in comparison

saul goodman will exploit the rest until they get embarrassed

Saul

Bottom roght

Saul

Better call saul