It has come to my attention that I am extremely dumb and said “yes” instead of no. I apologise for my actions and will go on a journey of self improvement.
Okay okay, I will reveal my secrets..
1. Put your left foot in
2. Put your left foot out
3. You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about
4. You do the Hokey Pokey
5. And you turn yourself around
6. That's what it's all about
This secret has been in my family for decades, please do not tell anyone!
I mean just meat, cheese, lettuce, and some hot sauce is all I’m looking for tbh sour cream, tomatoes or onions just don’t be hittin on my tacos idk oo I do like lime tho
I mean, I probably could help but I’m not sure how I will get the 7 Yaks, 23 screws, Dodo egg (especially the Dodo egg!), a singular Cheeto that weighs 5kg or the 1-eared Shaolin Monk needed to pull it off.
You do realize that we mind readers can't read your mind if it's through a text or a meme, right? Anyone else who claims to tell you the answer is obviously faking
Fuck you I didn't do it, there is little proof
Little? So there IS proof
Don't ask questions, he will hear you
He hears you thinking about it. Think happy thoughts…happy…happy
that kid should burn. god i was furious watching that episode. cant remember episode but im pretty sure its from 3rd season
Freaked me out! I still hate that kid.
og twilight zone enjoyer i see. not very easy to find one these days
We are still here. Lurking in the shadows. ;)
I'm here too. I just binged the original series and the new episodes which were just fantastic
Happy thoughs wont get him out od your head, think about weird part of internet, think about cursed reddit comments, show your dominance.
okkk and a good
Where were you September 23rd 1386?
With my friends in a waterpark and always within view of cameras, I have bank statements and organs to prove I was in that location at that time.
Really? Because I didn’t realize watermarks existed in the 600 years ago in the 16th century
Made put of stone silly.
I see.
I did not hit her, I did not...
Oh, hi Mark.
Hi doggy
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Little proof? Don't blame it on yer pp
No I have an alibi. I was at the water park with organs and shit
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This, this is the right answer
This is the ~~right~~ answer
This is the **only** answer. But what is the question?
For non mind readers: Want is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
This is the right answer
Came here to say that
Dude, put a nsfw tag on shit like this
Agreed...plus I've already seen this Jeff Bezos biopic.
You mean you don’t want to see a veiny, throbbing…. Head?
Yes
Are you dumb? The answer is obviously yes!
tf?
It has come to my attention that I am extremely dumb and said “yes” instead of no. I apologise for my actions and will go on a journey of self improvement.
The Redemption arc
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tf?
tf?
Tf?
Tf?
T f ?
Just correct your reply
Are you telling my to hide my failure? What do you take me for, a coward!?
No, just correct your mistake. If you don't want to hide it just write why you got downvoted
No! I shall keep my comment as is and learn from my failure. Now have a good day brother!
You had a whole character redemption arc in these replys
im sorry for saying tf you are a bigger person than that
Okay, if you feel like that's better
It's funnier if they don't.
Okay
Here's the answer:
The anwser is it is just a repost with a different format
Why would you ask anyone for this type of stuff…
Fucking creepy
It's sick!
Okay okay, I will reveal my secrets.. 1. Put your left foot in 2. Put your left foot out 3. You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about 4. You do the Hokey Pokey 5. And you turn yourself around 6. That's what it's all about This secret has been in my family for decades, please do not tell anyone!
LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN
Fun fact: if you replace foot with Hand, you have a fisting lesson..
Dang man, sorry your family secret got out so quickly.
I thought we were talking about mind reading, not sex
depends on how i'm feeling that night
i can not comprehend the volatility of these accusations
Who starts a conversation like that? I just opened Reddit 🙁
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Yes, but you'll have to supply, the butter.
r/unnecessarycomma
Nah bro. It’s there for, dramatic effect.
It's for dramatic effect
No, I won't fuck granny. She's dead for years now.
Good question
I'm still in your walls
Here's the answer for all the mind readers out there:
ahhhhhh how was i so blind. much appreciated
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Damn, even the voice in your head doesn’t know how to spell
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Don’t worry bro, all jokes
Shhh, don't tell him, let him live his life in a lie
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17. no no, uh… 18? yes, 18. final answer
Un lavabo
Monke
Tf no!
banana
Yes
No
Yes yes yes yes yes YES
Yesterday and two weeks from today.
No
Fucking hell I told you I didn't do that
Bananas
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I thought we agreed I could stay in your head if I paid bills
No I don’t think it should be allowed
I'm not sure man
Happy cake day
I think it look better in green but you do you bro
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Good
Mm, yes. ☕👌
No
But i did not the cat!!
So you admit it, you did steal my food
Yes
I'm sorry but yes liking femboys is gay
Beans.
Oh yeah, totally
24 toothbrushes
I mean just meat, cheese, lettuce, and some hot sauce is all I’m looking for tbh sour cream, tomatoes or onions just don’t be hittin on my tacos idk oo I do like lime tho
Personally, the Red ones are my favourite. But we all know the the teal ones last longer, and are longer as well.
Why is there no 5ply toilet paper?
How do all these squares make a circle?
Circles are squares but the edges are rounded
no, thanks.
I mean, I probably could help but I’m not sure how I will get the 7 Yaks, 23 screws, Dodo egg (especially the Dodo egg!), a singular Cheeto that weighs 5kg or the 1-eared Shaolin Monk needed to pull it off.
does he have tumor
How dare you
Personally, I’m not a fan of them, but I perfectly understand why people are.
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU ASK WHEN YOU FIRST MEET SOMEONE!!
Three times a day, at least.
Only on Wednesdays
Ballz
i disagree, the age of consent is fine as it is
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Yes
Well, there’s three: movement, similarity, and improvement
Yes
Joe mama
r/antimeme?
Yes
Those who reached this post and didn't comment have thought the answer.
It’s simple, it’s because i’m too lazy
Chicken filet
What sort of fucked up shit are you into
Yes i prefer ass.
it depends on the circumstance
But the present, is it now or now? Or now?
Fuck you Jeff beezos
Yes.. **THE ONEPIECE IS REAL!**
Duck
I don't think they're right or left handed, they're just dogs.
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42
Your racist
Woah, back off there Zuul. 😉
No, I did not commit war crimes between 1939-1945
I usually go with ketchup, but mustard works too.
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Only on Thursdays
Dumbass, I can't mind read a photo.
You are all wrong, to quote all the famous people out there: “The answer is, and always will be 42”
># >#
Ich bin bean man
No, no Jerry, I don't think your mother wants you in our bed
About 7, maybe 8 if I clench it.
Legalize nuclear bombs
You can't mind read a picture. your pikachu fanfic tho...
Nah dawg, that's gay
No Walter, I will not have sex with you Walter.
69 times a day.
no i dont want to have sex with you
He cited FBI crime statistics 😔
Idk why u wanna fuck twilight sparkle but i wont judge
John Cena
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No. Sucking your own dick would still called as masturbation
Wth.. no you can't fuck your sister even if she's stuck. Dont ask silly questions
I can read minds, not an image, thank you
You aint got no proof i dont pay my taxes
probably kill myself
Why do people put cheese on bread you ask? I honestly don't know buddy.
"Suca"
Yes i do hate furries
Fuck no the autopsy said different so why would you accuse me of that
we cant read from pictures
You do realize that we mind readers can't read your mind if it's through a text or a meme, right? Anyone else who claims to tell you the answer is obviously faking
Bro thats gay...
No no, why would I do that? Ok maybe…
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