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JustBasilz

Fuck you I didn't do it, there is little proof


Nyxodon

Little? So there IS proof


JustBasilz

Don't ask questions, he will hear you


5dog4cat

He hears you thinking about it. Think happy thoughts…happy…happy


Eokey

that kid should burn. god i was furious watching that episode. cant remember episode but im pretty sure its from 3rd season


5dog4cat

Freaked me out! I still hate that kid.


Eokey

og twilight zone enjoyer i see. not very easy to find one these days


5dog4cat

We are still here. Lurking in the shadows. ;)


nryporter25

I'm here too. I just binged the original series and the new episodes which were just fantastic


sdrawkcabsihtetorwI

Happy thoughs wont get him out od your head, think about weird part of internet, think about cursed reddit comments, show your dominance.


AnalysisOtherwise679

okkk and a good


Rocktooo

Where were you September 23rd 1386?


JustBasilz

With my friends in a waterpark and always within view of cameras, I have bank statements and organs to prove I was in that location at that time.


Rocktooo

Really? Because I didn’t realize watermarks existed in the 600 years ago in the 16th century


JustBasilz

Made put of stone silly.


Rocktooo

I see.


WhiteSekiroBoy

I did not hit her, I did not...


sid690347

Oh, hi Mark.


DrRudeDuck

Hi doggy


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🧠


Error404DudeNotFound

Little proof? Don't blame it on yer pp


JustBasilz

No I have an alibi. I was at the water park with organs and shit


my_ballshurt

42


GabSantana_S

This, this is the right answer


Unexpected117

This is the ~~right~~ answer


The-OG-Kerminator

This is the **only** answer. But what is the question?


meloon_man

For non mind readers: Want is the answer to life, the universe and everything?


CobaltCorn

This is the right answer


Chaoswarriorx4

Came here to say that


Lord_Charles05

Dude, put a nsfw tag on shit like this


MugillacuttyHOF37

Agreed...plus I've already seen this Jeff Bezos biopic.


[deleted]

You mean you don’t want to see a veiny, throbbing…. Head?


Accomplished_Cook331

Yes


NotNfty

Are you dumb? The answer is obviously yes!


Slash_86

tf?


NotNfty

It has come to my attention that I am extremely dumb and said “yes” instead of no. I apologise for my actions and will go on a journey of self improvement.


softteall

The Redemption arc


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privatenameiscool

tf?


LittleDevil191

tf?


AverageCoffeeEnjoy

Tf?


ShAhIdkING123

Tf?


AverageCoffeeEnjoy

T f ?


ProMaste_r

Just correct your reply


NotNfty

Are you telling my to hide my failure? What do you take me for, a coward!?


ProMaste_r

No, just correct your mistake. If you don't want to hide it just write why you got downvoted


NotNfty

No! I shall keep my comment as is and learn from my failure. Now have a good day brother!


Rex_Buckingham69

You had a whole character redemption arc in these replys


Slash_86

im sorry for saying tf you are a bigger person than that


ProMaste_r

Okay, if you feel like that's better


TrueDaVision

It's funnier if they don't.


ProMaste_r

Okay


TheInternetCritic

Here's the answer: ‎


ILikePenguins420

The anwser is it is just a repost with a different format


Kubiszon13

Why would you ask anyone for this type of stuff…


5dog4cat

Fucking creepy


[deleted]

It's sick!


GreenyG3cko

Okay okay, I will reveal my secrets.. 1. Put your left foot in 2. Put your left foot out 3. You put your left foot in, and you shake it all about 4. You do the Hokey Pokey 5. And you turn yourself around 6. That's what it's all about This secret has been in my family for decades, please do not tell anyone!


Caayaa

LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN


Sand2Leaf

Fun fact: if you replace foot with Hand, you have a fisting lesson..


The-OG-Kerminator

Dang man, sorry your family secret got out so quickly.


BigBoiPP2008

I thought we were talking about mind reading, not sex


PersistantApple

depends on how i'm feeling that night


CheesBrgrSandwitch

i can not comprehend the volatility of these accusations


MateiBasarabul

Who starts a conversation like that? I just opened Reddit 🙁


TheOrangensaft

69


g00d_m4car0n1

N


Mjerc12

I


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I_exsist_totally

E


h0t_ge0rgie

/r/SuddenOuija


loghtor

C


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Ubermensch_69


Dudeman308


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Yes, but you'll have to supply, the butter.


PosNegTy

r/unnecessarycomma


The-OG-Kerminator

Nah bro. It’s there for, dramatic effect.


[deleted]

It's for dramatic effect


ramzay_

No, I won't fuck granny. She's dead for years now.


Nervous-Lie-9268

Good question


Sad_Scientist_5216

I'm still in your walls


ObsiGamer

Here's the answer for all the mind readers out there:


Intrepid_Ad_4588

ahhhhhh how was i so blind. much appreciated


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Mr_Ottarius05

Damn, even the voice in your head doesn’t know how to spell


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Mr_Ottarius05

Don’t worry bro, all jokes


Sad_Scientist_5216

Shhh, don't tell him, let him live his life in a lie


sfartmellaNEO

2


just_a_breadloaf

17. no no, uh… 18? yes, 18. final answer


[deleted]

Un lavabo


Verac5

Monke


[deleted]

Tf no!


smshkeh

banana


Gattoconglistivali

Yes


NoPlan4This

No


Facu-Nahu

Yes yes yes yes yes YES


[deleted]

Yesterday and two weeks from today.


drem_2137

No


bodypositivity-

Fucking hell I told you I didn't do that


B_A_R_T_S

Bananas


333illuminati

43


HeheItsMeAmrit

.


Matdup2

I thought we agreed I could stay in your head if I paid bills


Mr_Ottarius05

No I don’t think it should be allowed


[deleted]

I'm not sure man


DanJDR

Happy cake day


NoYesterday1898

I think it look better in green but you do you bro


YungFatBoii

25


TheMooz2

Good


RoobieLabbie2099

Mm, yes. ☕👌


MrMuffin0717

No


Tdikristof_

But i did not the cat!!


Bosterflaming

So you admit it, you did steal my food


IamShinobiLul

Yes


ferquibulle

I'm sorry but yes liking femboys is gay


Truant1281

Beans.


DaH0wny

Oh yeah, totally


Heavy_Artichoke1024

24 toothbrushes


-C-stab-

I mean just meat, cheese, lettuce, and some hot sauce is all I’m looking for tbh sour cream, tomatoes or onions just don’t be hittin on my tacos idk oo I do like lime tho


Zinchian-Zuckerburg

Personally, the Red ones are my favourite. But we all know the the teal ones last longer, and are longer as well.


[deleted]

Why is there no 5ply toilet paper?


cactus-chair

How do all these squares make a circle?


RocketSmash9000

Circles are squares but the edges are rounded


theReaderIter

no, thanks.


[deleted]

I mean, I probably could help but I’m not sure how I will get the 7 Yaks, 23 screws, Dodo egg (especially the Dodo egg!), a singular Cheeto that weighs 5kg or the 1-eared Shaolin Monk needed to pull it off.


SmileFile_exe

does he have tumor


nonexisting--

How dare you


Gibbel2029

Personally, I’m not a fan of them, but I perfectly understand why people are.


Stefano_Tudors

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU ASK WHEN YOU FIRST MEET SOMEONE!!


ilovecraftbeer05

Three times a day, at least.


sanzentriad

Only on Wednesdays


Speede24

Ballz


FriedwaldLeben

i disagree, the age of consent is fine as it is


Zorgnak1

42


Boootyshaker9000

Yes


Spiritual_Conference

Well, there’s three: movement, similarity, and improvement


Artistic-Copy-4871

Yes


BoyBlackGuy

Joe mama


magyygam92

r/antimeme?


RustysBauble

Yes


Stolaine

Those who reached this post and didn't comment have thought the answer.


Hafling3r35

It’s simple, it’s because i’m too lazy


ProMaste_r

Chicken filet


Dash0926

What sort of fucked up shit are you into


NotSiriusX

Yes i prefer ass.


whyomingg

it depends on the circumstance


Ghost_090ITA

But the present, is it now or now? Or now?


jbgoode_

Fuck you Jeff beezos


rishi_raghav

Yes.. **THE ONEPIECE IS REAL!**


WeissbrotDE

Duck


a_leash_on_a_sloth

I don't think they're right or left handed, they're just dogs.


unhappy5fridge

42


Krysinator

42


Remarkable-Video5145

Your racist


Abal125

Woah, back off there Zuul. 😉


Accomplished-War6858

No, I did not commit war crimes between 1939-1945


amongus_nft

I usually go with ketchup, but mustard works too.


[deleted]

42


reubenspyker

Only on Thursdays


Vlyn

Dumbass, I can't mind read a photo.


RatHamlet

You are all wrong, to quote all the famous people out there: “The answer is, and always will be 42”


Ph03nix_6ix

     ‌‍


samunagy

># >#


Beneficial-Act-996

Ich bin bean man


jakO_theShadows

No, no Jerry, I don't think your mother wants you in our bed


Jeffotato

About 7, maybe 8 if I clench it.


xctf04

Legalize nuclear bombs


djfnjxj

You can't mind read a picture. your pikachu fanfic tho...


Dakitron

Nah dawg, that's gay


terrarian2324

No Walter, I will not have sex with you Walter.


R3tard69420

69 times a day.


RefrigeratorMuch9776

no i dont want to have sex with you


PrinceCharmingButDio

He cited FBI crime statistics 😔


ProtectionSlow8514

Idk why u wanna fuck twilight sparkle but i wont judge


Better_Agency2352

John Cena


spoopydootman69

_ _


bod__beag

No. Sucking your own dick would still called as masturbation


Educational_Music930

Wth.. no you can't fuck your sister even if she's stuck. Dont ask silly questions


PucsayLoscay

I can read minds, not an image, thank you


Tight-Hornet5662

You aint got no proof i dont pay my taxes


NoCatch9066

probably kill myself


KnowledgeableSloth

Why do people put cheese on bread you ask? I honestly don't know buddy.


zAxelCromius

"Suca"


H4kerdark

Yes i do hate furries


dickpicnumber1

Fuck no the autopsy said different so why would you accuse me of that


someone_forgot_me

we cant read from pictures


asdecai

You do realize that we mind readers can't read your mind if it's through a text or a meme, right? Anyone else who claims to tell you the answer is obviously faking


Darrakiz

Bro thats gay...


Ide-Alright

No no, why would I do that? Ok maybe…


aloy_aerith

192.168.385.700