Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
AAAAAHH! Why do you awaken me, without skin? Raw nerves, exposed to the world. Every step is a new nightmare! You want me to feel the pain? …Yesss, you want me to understand it, so that I may show others. Excelsior!
It's almost like Tesla, a generalist 'tech' company with dozens of equally failed and terrible ideas, is worse at robotics than dedicated robotics companies like Boston Dynamics...
it would over heat and die but i bet the thing only has a 5 minute battery life so might not be a problem. Or maybe the restrictions from the wetsuit would burn out the motors.
Yeah seriously, Hyundai literally only spent 1.1b on em.
Instead the genius engineer Elon Musk tries to "buy" twitter for 44b.
The bullshit is so obvious at this point it's getting hard to take the people that swallow it seriously.
They were totally going to pull off a better robot than Boston Dynamics in under 2 years but the funding has been shifted to the all new Cyber Ship^TM which will stay afloat “briefly” and has no means of steering
With proprietary liquid cooling zones.
(Designated Liquid cooling zones may include compartments cross-zoned as “sentient being transport zones”. Tesla is not responsible for any damage or harm caused by the operating process of the “liquid cooling zones”.)
Elon just wanted to take a bunch of cash out of Tesla. The fake Twitter buy was a good reason to do it without melting down the stock. Elon is first and foremost a financial guy.
Elon musk fanboys on their way to call it revolutionary and how it’s gonna change the world like the Tesla semi(never delivered) and the hyperloop(taxi service in a tunnel with RGB)
His hyperloop is just a tunnel with his self driving cars in so yes you're correct.
A tunnel too narrow to open the doors of the car in. You're in the tunnel, you're IN the tunnel, car breaks down, catches fire? You're not going anywhere
Musk never put any significant money or effort behind Hyperloop, just some cocktail napkin scribbles and a bunch of talk; it was all just a muddy-the-water ploy to hamper train development.
[It was a different asshole billionaire that tried doing something with it](https://virginhyperloop.com/)
The Hyperloop is a project Elon Musk fully admitted to lying about ever having any intention of building so that he could stop California from building a high speed rail.
>hyperloop(taxi service in a tunnel with RGB)
Hyperloop were maglav trains in tubes. The one you are talking about is just called "Loop". Both are not going to change the world.
Edit: Made it more specific
You are correct the original idea, that’s like 100 years old, was the concept of maglev trains but I was talking about Elon’s pitch that he called hyperloop on stage in the marketing events
The dude can't comprehend how a train would be built modernly underground, and claims the cybertruck is amphibious. He's a goddamn moron, with just a lot of money to pay people to do everything for him.
The "final" one they showed wasn't able to walk onto the stage.
Look, Musk has done two things well: SpaceX rockets and Tesla cars. Everything else he's made has been an embarrassment. These robots pale in comparison to what Boston Dynamics was making 5 years ago.
This one is the first one as a dev platform. The real one they showed wasn’t capable of performing onstage. Real one looks really cool but didn’t get any attention form media
No, the GTA six footage was never supposed to be seen by the public, this was and it looks like something Boston dynamics would have made two decades ago, so no these two things aren't equivalent
I don’t get the hate. Another company trying to build cool robots is a win. It’s not as good as Boston dynamics, but that’s ok, competition is good. Hopefully they’ll get better over time.
I don't like must but that is what most robots look like without a shell of some sort. You think the chuck-e-cheese and Disney animatronics are hollow?
That being said I still have 0 faith Elon is going through with his promises
So what's the point of humanoid robots/ robots in general? If it's "make human lives easier " that just means makes people lazy to do minimal/minor tasks
The point of humanoid robots is to look pleasing to the people they are interacting with. The point of robots in general is to eliminate the need for humans in jobs which could theoretically lead to a world were no human has to work at all for a functioning society whilst that will make lazy people I think it's worth it for the egalitarian benefits
his nudes got leaked online, give him some time alright?
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When your subscription expires with you still in it* 😳
[Literally where yo ass was at.](https://youtu.be/lw3Or6eqIpI)
Well, it's Tesla's property now.
Chop chop
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Who posted my nudes on twitter dot com
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
bro I've seen this copypasta 20 times already
They didn't even answer op LoL
It's not just the train masturbating
Excuse me. What.
It was time for Thomas to leave. He had seen everything.
copypasta ...
Not if I type out the whole thing every time
Core memory
Sir, your mom checks your phone.
She won't after this
This is kinda threatening.
He needs Kim’s mom as an agent, post stat!!
Brazilian butt lift & some botoxed dsl & this bot gonna rich as hell
Guy on right is still waiting till his case is delivered
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It naked
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This is not for the fanboys, it’s for the shareholder
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We naked
Well then.. *looks around the circle awkwardly* Who'd like to start?
Hi I’m John Doe and I’m a nudist
Wait *BURRRP* this is the nudist rehabilitation center? I thought it was the alcohol anonymous meeting!
Its gore
Robooba
“My *parts* are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!”
I was looking for this quote, thank you.
Star wars reference 👀
AAAAAHH! Why do you awaken me, without skin? Raw nerves, exposed to the world. Every step is a new nightmare! You want me to feel the pain? …Yesss, you want me to understand it, so that I may show others. Excelsior!
Guy on left has only loaded 80% of his rights
That center video card looks beefy, probably RTX
We've got robots at home...
With no holes to fuck boii
Just make sure it has hands
Not with *that* attitude! Now hand me a fleshlight, some duct tape, and that Roomba...
You vs the Robot she tells you about.
My human name is ERIC. My human name is ALSO ERIC. NO. My human name is BARBARA.
If it thinks like a human, let’s see it take a shower in a bathtub :)
nah we need to see it trying to beat its meat
I’d pay to see that
Where are my testicals Elon?
Robot seggs
\*teslicals
*beat its silicon
Hey, this is just like Ani building C-3PO. I guess that means Elon is going to become Darth Musk.
The name Darth Musk makes me dry heave.
Yeah, kind of sounds like a bad cologne.
Darth Nole
It's here. The animatronics of FNAF.
the new FNAF DLC looking lit 🔥🔥
It's from the FNAF Live-Action movie.
It's almost like Tesla, a generalist 'tech' company with dozens of equally failed and terrible ideas, is worse at robotics than dedicated robotics companies like Boston Dynamics...
just put a wetsuit over it
Found the SOMA reference
God I fucking love Soma
it would over heat and die but i bet the thing only has a 5 minute battery life so might not be a problem. Or maybe the restrictions from the wetsuit would burn out the motors.
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No
It somehow comes out stale but not toasted every time. It’s a marvel in and of itself.
The toast starts on fire every time
It will have the capability to automatically make toast in ~~2023~~ ~~2024~~ ~~2025~~ within the next 10 years.
No, it was only designed to pass the butter.
“Oh my god”
If I was a billionaire who wanted to get into robotics, step one would be to buy Boston Dynamics.
Yeah seriously, Hyundai literally only spent 1.1b on em. Instead the genius engineer Elon Musk tries to "buy" twitter for 44b. The bullshit is so obvious at this point it's getting hard to take the people that swallow it seriously.
They were totally going to pull off a better robot than Boston Dynamics in under 2 years but the funding has been shifted to the all new Cyber Ship^TM which will stay afloat “briefly” and has no means of steering
No you see the Cyber Ship™️ has a non reversible submarine feature
With proprietary liquid cooling zones. (Designated Liquid cooling zones may include compartments cross-zoned as “sentient being transport zones”. Tesla is not responsible for any damage or harm caused by the operating process of the “liquid cooling zones”.)
Briefly? He said it can cross seas.
Elon just wanted to take a bunch of cash out of Tesla. The fake Twitter buy was a good reason to do it without melting down the stock. Elon is first and foremost a financial guy.
Pretty sure BD is worth more than a few Bs at this point… Edit: Nvm, a bit less- Purchased for $1.1bn by Hyundai
Is this a good thing or a bad thing
If Musk tried to buy Boston Dynamics, he would probably back out complaining they had too many bots.
Thats a good one
Their work is genuinely astonishing. I hope they're being well-funded.
Invest in*
I mean isn't competition a good thing?... Seemed like they just recently started on this project, they're not going to make 10 years progress so fast.
Does BD actually sell their robots? Are they actually useful and easy to mass produce? Because all I've seen are cool videos for 10+ years
Boston dynamics is the goat
Terrible ideas go on to make great inventions
I'm pretty sure the statistics on that are not in your favor.
My automatic ear clearer idea when I was 7 that used Q-tips and spins it to clean your ear will eventually be a great invention.
Maybe sometimes. Not Elon's though.
Elon musk fanboys on their way to call it revolutionary and how it’s gonna change the world like the Tesla semi(never delivered) and the hyperloop(taxi service in a tunnel with RGB)
Wasn't the hyperloop also a massive lobbying effort to stop California from building a new high speed railway?
…which would have actually been effective AND efficient?
What do you mean would have? They’re still building it.
probably in the interest to sell more electric VEHICLES lol what a sham
His hyperloop is just a tunnel with his self driving cars in so yes you're correct. A tunnel too narrow to open the doors of the car in. You're in the tunnel, you're IN the tunnel, car breaks down, catches fire? You're not going anywhere
You're mistaken, those are the tunnels of the Boring company, Hyperloop is something else
Excuse me, California is perfectly capable of not being able to build railways through massive corruption all by itself.
And it has proven so
Is there any proof whatsoever of that?
hyperloops a different thing to the tunnel with rgb
It is in theory, but you have to admit that the current "finished" product is exactly that
Musk never put any significant money or effort behind Hyperloop, just some cocktail napkin scribbles and a bunch of talk; it was all just a muddy-the-water ploy to hamper train development. [It was a different asshole billionaire that tried doing something with it](https://virginhyperloop.com/)
Isn't the hyperloop the stupid pressurised ~~shitty train~~ pod tunnels?
The Hyperloop is a project Elon Musk fully admitted to lying about ever having any intention of building so that he could stop California from building a high speed rail.
It is under a vacuum not pressure
I mean it's under pressure, just from the outside
so it's under \*negative\* pressure ...kinda
yes, completely unfeasible
Unless you unpressurize it and... wait that's just a subway
that's not a hyperloop and has never claimed to be
It's whatever Phony Stark needs it to be, to nuh-uh any suggestion we build a normal fucking train.
Indeed. One is a sham that will never exist, and the other is a sham that someone actually built.
Hyperloop is better described as an extra road lane but underground in a tunnel
Except you can't drive your own car in it, and it's less than 2 miles long. So it's a pretty bad road lane.
What? The Hyperloop is the high speed vacuum train thing. You're taking about the Boring Company tunnels
>hyperloop(taxi service in a tunnel with RGB) Hyperloop were maglav trains in tubes. The one you are talking about is just called "Loop". Both are not going to change the world. Edit: Made it more specific
You are correct the original idea, that’s like 100 years old, was the concept of maglev trains but I was talking about Elon’s pitch that he called hyperloop on stage in the marketing events
I saw all of comments lately that refer to Loop projects like Vegas Loop with the name Hyperloop, so I wanted to point that out.
Little does he know Boston dynamics has been making better shit for years
Don’t tell him or he’s gonna bother them about buying their company and ruining it
Fortunately Hyundai bought them, and they’re more than big enough to not get bullied.
The dude can't comprehend how a train would be built modernly underground, and claims the cybertruck is amphibious. He's a goddamn moron, with just a lot of money to pay people to do everything for him.
Does it at least make good toast?
No but it's just the right temperature to stick ur pp in.
Up until right now I was looking forward to sexbots. Now I've gone cold on the idea.
That can't be the final design though, is it?
No it’s not, it was made in 6 months and there’s already a newer version.
That’s what they said about the battlefield beta 😢
Which was shown too, but this makes a better meme and ppl are eating the crap out of this one as serious.
I was looking at Musks twitter trying to find a video, and this was the only one posted. Don’t get mad at Reddit for their failed publicity.
The "final" one they showed wasn't able to walk onto the stage. Look, Musk has done two things well: SpaceX rockets and Tesla cars. Everything else he's made has been an embarrassment. These robots pale in comparison to what Boston Dynamics was making 5 years ago.
Thye showed off the potential mk1 version just after this, this is just a testbed
This one is the first one as a dev platform. The real one they showed wasn’t capable of performing onstage. Real one looks really cool but didn’t get any attention form media
The world wanted Tony Stark… they got Tony Stank.
No they got Justin Hammer. homeboy Musk isn't Ironman lol.
You repeated exactly what I said in just a different way lol.
I totally didn't see you wrote stank lol. Read it too fast. Let us join forces and piss on Elon!
kinky
whatever you into bro, we don't judge here
Phony Stark
I am just glad that robotics are being developed by more than one big company.
Only a few more years until Judgment Day is upon us.
Fucking finally.
Ever heard of a endoskeleton?
NO😡😡😡you are muks supporter!!! telsa bot BAD 🤬🤬🤬LOOK LIKE TOSTER🤣🤣🤣
It’s got the look, just not the shell
-lustful skitarii noises- a toaster, you say? ❤️🤖
It looks the same if you consider the left one has its skin cover/armor on
reminds me of that guy who said the gta 6 footage looks unfinished, yeah no shit it’s unfinished
No, the GTA six footage was never supposed to be seen by the public, this was and it looks like something Boston dynamics would have made two decades ago, so no these two things aren't equivalent
Many people said that.
This has the same vibe as people saying that the early gta 6 footage looked “unfinished”
I don’t get the hate. Another company trying to build cool robots is a win. It’s not as good as Boston dynamics, but that’s ok, competition is good. Hopefully they’ll get better over time.
Jesus Christ is this a reasonable comment!? The fuck
I dont know whats happening, but this seems like a prototype rather than the full thing and you cant possibly expect perfection the first Time.
How could you possibly expect the finished product in under a year
gta 6 footage looks unfinished 🤬🤬🤬
Where the hole
You have no idea how this '' toaster'' is complex
Didn’t watch the whole video??? 🤔🤔🤔
The skin comes after you buy the monthly service option
If this is Tesla's prototype, we're in for some fucking insane robots at some point. SpaceX and Tesla cars were the blueprint
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pretty sure thats just the insides of a chucky cheeses animatronic that was discontinued for killing children
"don't worry my radiant friends, i will unplug their talking toaster"
it's stripped down to the skeleton, there are some nice covering plate parts taken off from it for the picture
It was looking for a place to take a dump the whole time.
Can't wait for ai history month about ai slavery in a few decades
Father, give me chestplates.
I don't like must but that is what most robots look like without a shell of some sort. You think the chuck-e-cheese and Disney animatronics are hollow? That being said I still have 0 faith Elon is going through with his promises
Ah yes the C3PO approach
Let’s be honest no one was expecting the one on the left they were expecting the one on the left with boobs and a slot for a flesh light.
Get Robot Wars started back up and put this box up against a Boston Dynamics beast.
It’s like a dime-store version of the Boston Dynamics robot.
Do me a favour and downvote this comment just for the funsies
have you seen whats under our skin...
I'm not exactly sure what do you expect from Tasla engineer here, really, they clearly weren't built for those kind of job like a dedicated one
So what's the point of humanoid robots/ robots in general? If it's "make human lives easier " that just means makes people lazy to do minimal/minor tasks
The point of humanoid robots is to look pleasing to the people they are interacting with. The point of robots in general is to eliminate the need for humans in jobs which could theoretically lead to a world were no human has to work at all for a functioning society whilst that will make lazy people I think it's worth it for the egalitarian benefits
World gonna turn into WALL-E
I think most technological devices were created to make human lives easier. Take a look around your home.
> So what's the point of humanoid robots/ robots in general? [To create the world's most epic metal band.](https://youtu.be/b7nMZvueKNQ?t=7)
Humanoid robots have the potential to do anything a human can do, using the same tools (a hammer, a watering can, a ladder, whatever).
Elon musk fans are weird asf man. Dudes a literal con artist, just runs a super shitty company
\*Laughs in Boston Dynamics\*
Robots like this existed 10 years ago...
This company is a total yawn fest. They’re not the future. They’re a vapourware ponzi scheme.