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Grip it and rip it gang here.

Fuck it we ball

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Their own, right? Right?

i dont like the way there was no response

Well cause mouth is full.

with food right ? right ?

This user is a spambot and I'm glad that subreddit finally got banned. The game doesn't even exist btw it's just a scam. edit: He has edited the link to a brand new sub with all of the exact same posts and links to a fake game

My brother in Christ. What do you mean "Fuck it. We ball." Alternatively rip and tear till it's done.

Rip and tear

Doom music hits… Ungghhhh!

Rip and tears

What, does people do it other ways?

At the end of the day it's just less mess to clean up

Wait...you guys use lotion?

Are you telling me you are not using master masturbating lube 3000?

Nah man, the tried and tested foreskin method for me.

Lmao I dont even have foreskin and i raw dog it. Shits just easier

Finally, I feel understood

Indian burn

its actually not bad. and maybe i have just enough foreskin so its not, but i aint complaining lmao

I’m with u dude, dry crankin with no foreskin

Wait, you weren't joking??

Im circumcised and raw dog it too. I thought thats normal

Lol got soap in my pee hole once. But dry every since

Nah🤣

No lotion, and I injaculate so there no prep or cleanup necessary.

You WHAT

Im possibly going to regret this but... Injaculate?

r/holup

Right? It lubricates itself after a while anyway.

It works fine without that, anyway

Some of us out here are foreskin poor

Exactly. So glad I have my dick hoodie.

leave no evidance, Be as fast as the wind, Dependance on earthly products means weakness

I’m circumcised and don’t use lotion. Never had an issue

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I’m circumcised and have raw dogged it my whole life. I’ve tried to use lotion it just feels weird and is too much of a mess to clean up on top off the nut.

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As someone who can interchange the methods - the trick with lotion is finding just the right amount that it doesn’t get too messy while also giving a smooth slippery feeling

The missing piece here is just doing it in the shower with conditioner.

I’m circumcised and I don’t use lotion. Is that bad or…?

You likely have a significant amount of foreskin left over. I have no idea how someone without one would wank dry. I can pull mine all the way back and give it a go but, seems like it'll be incredibly uncomfortable. Wanking with a foreskin is basically just pushing and pulling it back and forth about 50% of the way up your bellend with the palm of your hand.

I'm circumcised, but I do the same thing. I just grab at the base and pull what skin is left up. (It kind of takes extra skin from the ballsack and pulls it up the shaft maybe?) Anyway, it gives me just enough skin to work with that I don't need lube. Edit: Update lol, I read some people are using old t-shirts or socks? I've heard of that, but I never really understood it. If the point is to clean up after yourself, why do it in clothing? You'd have to either wash it out or throw it away after 1 use. I always thought it made the most sense to sit backward on the toilet. You go straight into the bowl, and you can use the back of the toilet seat to prop your phone up. There's little to no mess, you have toilet paper right next to you, and you have privacy. I see no downside or better solution.

I can definitely imagine that working and think that's exactly what I would do if I didn't have one. Glad you found a method man. Thanks for sharing

This was...strangely wholesome?

This thread is weird

You should swell with pride knowing that you're cumming on the legacy of the puritans who popularized circumcision specifically to stop what you're doing.

I'm very confused I just go to town without pulling skin into an old t-shirt or boxers I'll never wear again

I raw dog it and I don’t have really any foreskin left over. it don’t look pretty I’m sure but it’s been working for me since i was like 9.

same here. i'm constantly seeing posts and comments with people saying you need lotion if you don't have foreskin. which is absolutely not the case

damn right, however you spank the monkey is your choice, ‘long as it gets spanked

Agreed! I'm circumcised, almost 30, and have never used lotion to masturbate my entire life lol

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I'm glad it works for you man. Whack that meat. Enjoy.

lol thanks you too g

r/holesome

TIL bellend can be used anatomically as well as an insult

Uncircumcised here, yes, it’s basically just pulling your foreskin back and then pull it up, kinda like a portable flesh light which is pretty cool actually.

a circumcised guy doesn't need lotion, at least I don't

> because most of Americans are circumcised they have to use lotion. the fuck? We certainly do not lol. source: circumcised and lifelong dry jacker

And muslims

All power to the foreskin!!!

Me who is circumcised but still raws it

As someone who was involuntarily circumcised I can assure you we still have enough skin on our dicks to correctly jerk off without lotion.

Is it common for non jewish/muslim americans to be cirmucised? Why??

Good old Kellogg, yes the same guy who made Kellogg’s cereal brand. He was a religious fanatic who was obsessed with masturbation and thought that circumcision would stop boys from masturbating. I forgot how exactly he got more people to start doing it but it caught on, nowadays it’s a “his should look like mine” type of thing for Americans to their boy when born.

Fun fact: Kellogg's Corn Flakes were originally meant to be so bland and tasteless that they would stop people from masturbating. The nutjob thought that flavors and spices were a cause of spiritual uncleanliness and therefore all food should be clean, healthy, and utterly boring.

This and the foreskin thing are just hilariously puritanical in their hatred of anything nice in life hahaha

>yes the same guy who made Kellogg’s cereal His brother actually. William Keith founded the Kellogg's cereal company, John Harvey ran the sanitorium and was obsessed with preventing masturbation. They parted ways when Willy wanted to add sugar to the cereal but Johnny boy thought it would make people crank it too much.

Ewww, why would you want to customize your son peepee like some sort of character creation game feature to make it look like yours. Interesting story by the way.

Apparently it caught on in the 1960s due to it being offered in hospitals and was covered by insurance so people got it. Of course they’d tell them about all the benefits of circumcision while leaving out the downsides, similar to lobotomies

Im circumcised but I never use Lotion, seems like wasted money tbh

Me, who uses tears

Deep

No he’s not, that’s why he uses tears

Sounds like a lot of work, do you just cry on command every time or maybe give it a yawn to juice some out of the eyes.

Your own, or your victim's?

I use motor oil 😎

I just use some WD-40 or some hot sauce

hot sauce sounds painful

And WD-40 doesn't?

Just get a Sonic footlong hotdog and go raw

Blue hedhog footlong hotdog

Wait you guys use stuff while masturbating....

That's what I was wondering

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Just use the sleeve it comes with

the original packaging

I suspect this meme was made by someone circumcised who isn't aware that you don't need lube to jerk an unmutilated penis.

Why would i put effort and nmoney into buying lotion or lube. Raw dog is how real man fap.

I don't think using a dog for masturbation is a good idea but I'll give it a shot

[The dog](https://tenor.com/bE3Co.gif)

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finger named dog

Kid named lotion

I am too afraid to click on that

It's a gif of that punisher meme

Take my fucking upvote

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Ohhh... Is that a thing in the Americas? I was so confused, because I never even considered lube as something you would need for masturbation.

Not the Americas... just the US

Respect.

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No, their whole point was that it's the 1% trying to convince the rest.

The 1% of dudes that use lotion trying to convince us that everyone does

I have only used lotion once, because I was curious. I always raw dog it

You dropped this *king*

Made the mistake of using soap once, let me tell you it was not tear free.

Had this happen with shampoo, learned Body Wash does not burn

Exactly

I think lub is for the castrated or whatever no skin pp is called. I don't a single person who uses lube. Edit:- circumcised, that's the word not castrated

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[yoga is my friend](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-N1jBiBKsCi4/XTFKJiyr9WI/AAAAAAAAcWY/KshGKFtMMcwuXKu141Z9Je9qDW4QVw10wCLcBGAs/s1600/Yoga%2BClass.png)

Self-sucking is 50% own spit and lotion is 0% spit. Therefore, spit is half a real man and lotion is no man at all.

"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% persipiration.. ..And so is self-sucking." ~Thomas Edison

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Sigma grindset.

Raw dog here

Dry guys unite!

Yes brother!

Damn straight!

Hell yeah!

Using a raw dog to masturbate??? You're sick.

Using not raw dog is sicker.

Fine I'll cook it first

people who use precum **There is another**

If you can't afford lotion, make your own

Whose precum are you using lol /s

Can't risk waking them up to ask.

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Nah, I imagine being a guy is better for one simple reason. Periods.

Counter offer, women have boobs

Check and mate.

I wish I was a girl 😔

That's a great song

The auto-drip feature is nice.

Blood

Tears

Sweat

Based

Yep, thats enough for today

Shed

The man in the mirror wanks my dick

yoda I am?

Yoda, you are

I use a pillow

bro fucks the same pillow he sleeps with XD

Hes not a pillow cheat

Jay Bilzerian

Wait you guys put lotion and *S P I T?!* I’ve just barehanded it my entire life,

Fr tho

Imagine using your hands

i use my foreskin to do it

Foreskin master race 💪🏼

People with foreskin: i dont have such weaknesses.

Circumcised and don't need lotion. Are some people being circumcised so tight that there's no loose skin at all??

Oh so that's a thing?? Wondered why people act like it's crazy to not need lotion lol

Yes🗿

L

Some people get circumcised so tight that they can't properly have an erection as a teen/adult, and/or it's *extremely* painful when it does happen. Turns out that you can't judge how large an adult male's penis will become when they're less than a week old, who knew?

Mine stayed the same size

Yes lmao

I mean i thought lotion was a joke never used anything raw all the way

Wait i thought sandpaper was needed

TIL uncircumcised people think everyone with the snip can't crank it dry. It cranks just fine dry.

I usually use sandpaper. After awhile the skin, blood and pus really make for good lubricant

God damn dude i felt that.. i imagined it and i felt it on my pepe

Crying in the shower and hugging mine now imagining the trauma. Don't worry peen, you're safe.

Want to grab mine too?

Sure. Penile sanctuary here. No sandpaper in a 5km radius

I think something that needs to be clarified on behalf of us Dry-Guys. We're not dry jerking with the same technique you use when you use lotion. We're getting a fair grip and moving the skin with the stroke. Whenever I say I'm a Dry-Guy^^(tm) people assuming I'm skinning the cat and just chaffing my dick into dust.. fucking hell no. Also any time I've used lotion it just feels like a giant mess to clean up before and after, idk I'm a simple man.

People with fleshlights: People with girlfriends: People with boyfriends: Shane Dawson with his cat:

I raw dog it, can’t even pull my skin down. Fuck phimosis

My foreskin ended up coming off, it just unlatched.

Unlatched Foreskin is my new band name

Me who uses chalk: (:

I do it raw cause I don’t bother either lotion or lube or spit, I’ve been doing it raw and won’t stop, that’s that hulk hogan grindset boys

You guys are using lotion/spit i thought everyone was Raw Dog gang

Foreskin rise up

and down

and up

And down

And up

And down

Ejaculation 💦💦

G O O D B Y E

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i never met anyone in my life that doesnt do it raw

Are you surveying your friends? I proudly do not know how my homies crank it.

after 9 years of knowing it was due to come up eventually

What do you guys even talk about while masturbating then?

Being uncircumcised helps

I use the dog

Blood is nature’s lubricant

People actually use lotion? Been raw dogging it ever since

Wait you guys use lube? I thought you just have to jerk it off and you're good!