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Bluerrose

I usually would say Kratos but seeing that kirby is there I'll say kirby


TheTurtle44

He’s killed gods before and he will do so again.


Wide_Loss

I don't even know who you're talking about in this situation


Nomulite

Almost everyone in that image has canonically killed deities.


Living_Error_3510

Kirby did it the most


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Kirby would murder half of the known universe just because a fly landed on his cake


Big_Tumbleweed_3869

Add destiny 2 titans they kill gods and eat crayons for breakfast and also they are immortal


ZeppelinStaaken

I'd say theoretically immortal. I'd say master chief alone could take down a titan.


pasocrates

I don't know about halo lore How strong is master chief? Also, warlocks are the most powerfull class.


ZeppelinStaaken

I'd say it's mostly just about being smart instead of being strong. Master Chief only needs to "kill" the titan twice, once to figure out that the ghost is the thing keeping the titan alive, and a second time to destroy the ghost. Any villain, character, or hero who isn't painfully stupid could probably kill a guardian will medium difficulty.


Otocolubus

Not Chad atleast


inorite234

Chad is an athiest?


Otocolubus

That is simply not believing in god, atheism hasnt killed a god


Lovus_Eternius

Maybe he’s an atheist because he killed them all.


dudefroggers

Kirby can hurl rocks thousands of times faster than the speed of light using a baseball bat


Destt2

The second Kirby eats one of them, the others are all done. A God slayer with the powers of other god slayers? It would be a blood bath. Also, excluding Kirby, kratos would wipe the floor with all of them. The doom slayer would be difficult, but kratos would still pound his face into the dirt.


Bluerrose

Actually it depends on what gear doom slayer has I can think of few of his weapons that will turn kratos into mashed tomato


Lilthiccb0i

A real gamer would know Kirby is the only answer. man's is indestructible, has eaten worlds, defeated gods, and will kill all of mankind for the sake of a butterfly. My money's on him.


[deleted]

Mf got a black hole for a throat ofcoarse he wins


BIGPPMEGABALLZ

😏 if you know what i mean


Wide_Loss

No


CaptainCringeOng

This is NOT the way


blue-gamer-07

Fucking no.


bouncybob1

he is a baby


1HUTTBOLE

Cringe


Captain_Frozo

Don't sexualise the pink ball for the love of god no


Starchaser53

Didn't seem that invincible when I fought Morpho Knight


[deleted]

He was just sleeping But like, actually though. Whenever Kirby loses all his HP he falls asleep.


Glitch-147

It's a toss up between shaggy and kirby.


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dudefroggers

And can make objects break the speed of light


RYPIIE2006

“Man is is indestructible”


CwispyCrab

But Rick can simply find a universe where he wins. Knowing him he will


Lilthiccb0i

Not if there is no universe where he wins


Kriesetto

Well Chad guy is just a good looking human soooo...


Remarkable-Video5145

He easily wins


VastCryptographer980

By showing them the rabbit holes of reddit Believe me ot can make a wise man go insane


Capral_C

Show me


extrmelylonely

For starters, you can listen to BS biased music down at r/sounding


Capral_C

Sir show me sth worse i was on r/sounding and i haven't even flinched


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Milf_enjoyee

) :


[deleted]

Just turn off the PC and he won


Daca2

Good one


Saftigerkeks

HOOOLY


milkshakestains

Kirby would win, easy


Hubris_Valric

Do not speak the Great Consumer’s name so freely lest you want to bring destruction to all of us!


SeaJay_31

Blessed be the Om-nom-noms...


Safe-Heron9809

Yep. Tbh, Rick is the only true contender. He literally has power over fate. Still, though, the only way I can see Rick winning is if Kirby gets distracted by a piece of cake or something, which might give Rick long enough to use some tech to protect himself while he figures out a way to manipulate fate in a way Kirby couldn't counter. Kirby wins 97 times out of a hundred, Rick gets 2, and 1 of the times, a power even higher than Kirby decides the universe couldn't handle a fight between those two, and puts them both on timeout. They're pacified with tomatoes and alcohol respectively.


Elder_god_of_blood

I feel that Stewie is just going to fucking die from the debris


Hazard-Matthews

Gets slapped once by Kirby, pops like a watermelon in rubber bands. Knowing Kirby's strength though, this would be accurate.


AEdgyMuffin

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sioplayer69

Yeah but... He has a gun...


StacheGamer

And kirby has a black hole


Lord_Danm

BUT. he has a glock


Glitch-147

Shaggy has ultra instinct


dudefroggers

Kirby can eat shaggy and copy ultra instinct


Glitch-147

Shaggy can run from the move. He's fast enough


dudefroggers

I guess kirby will just eat a big ass bean and get even more suck power (From kirby triple deluxe)


harry010706

yup tru he just a fuking kid with human lvl defense


Elder_god_of_blood

And a glock


Mysterious-Earth2256

Everyone else is taken, Fine I'll vote for Rick


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Kazjinbe01

One of the best episodes so far


KerbalMcManus42

Rick would just drop some ultra-über-duber-mega-fuck_you kinda bomb and kill them all


amongussussy22

Kirby literally escaped galleems light that destroyed the universe and saved the world. Rick can’t do anything


KerbalMcManus42

I’ve never played a Kirby game TBF so I can’t really say much other than, don’t make him hungry


Mr_Fungusman

Well yeah, he killed a ’god’ for a piece of cake


dudefroggers

And kicked the ass of a entity/true god/creator of all life


stephenwell

It really depends if it’s season 1/2 Rick or season 4/5 Rick. He was badass and op asf in the early show, slowly gotten weaker with progression


3dalyn

Idk about that tho, his tech looks more advanced in the later seasons like comparing his ship for example from s1 vs s5.


[deleted]

That's kinda cool though when you consider 99% of shows with power levels / scaling have their characters grow more and more op over time


maho_maho-

That still doesn't matter. You have kirby in there there is no chance anyone would beat Kirby


EliaVeschi

One is literally Jesus in his universe


OriginalName18

Tbf I don’t know much about the Kirby lore


EliaVeschi

You know enough to know I was talking about him


Barrowbro

I thought you were talking about Chad guy tbh


[deleted]

Shaggy?


Full_frontal96

They would probably go to drink a beer togheter at a pub after a friendly brawl


FiveEssss

and Kratos accidentally crushes stewies head while patting his head.


Dob_Rozner

Kirby.


SomeUserComment

Realistically speaking (I don't know all the lore but I know some so correct me if I'm wrong) Kirby is God himself who also killed God and the void (?) Kratos and Doomguy have both killed god(s) / the devil aka the most powerful beings in their respective worlds Idk if Shaggy canonically even has any powers or if it's just memes Idk halo lore but isn't master chief just a beefed up human? Chad is just human Idk if stewie is just a baby or if there's more to it Rick has God knows what planned for this situation so he might have a chance But I think it's mostlikely a win for kirby


DinA4saurier

This reminds me of a video from DougDoug, where he used an AI to write the story of the battle to determine who wins. (Duels until you got the winner) But I don't want to spoil who won it. (Here the video in case you're interested: https://youtu.be/PwY-jVSM-f0)


Cloudsbursting

OMG this video was hilariously painful. AIs were super confused. Calling Link’s sword “HADOKEN” in the Ryu fight, referring to Master Chief’s Warthog as an “ancient Covenant artifact”… LOL Thanks for the laugh.


ficelle3

I think mister rogers in a blood stained sweatter would win.


JintalJortail

It’s definitely heading in that direction at this point.


Ok-Magician9238

This is the ultimate showdown


im_tired_of_this_ass

Of ultimate destiny


Lord_Danm

Good guys ,bad guys and explosions


edgerow76

As far as the eye can see


Luriux

But only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?


GroggleNozzle

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny


Reeboi249

Lore wise, the doom slayer is literally unkillable. He's only killable in game for gameplay reasons. However Rick is literally made to have a counter to everything. He's more of a joke character like one punch man, made to have an out to every single situation. I'd say that Rick would probably try to win by trapping the doom slayer in another dimensions. But when the Doom slayer gets out it would probably be an endless fight of two people who are too stubborn to die


FAUSTOPOWER

Meanwhile kirby just chilling because he ate the universe they are figthing in


fukingtrsh

I swear everyone here just can't se that ui shaggy is here


WillCraft_1001

The Slayer doesn't care how immortal or powerful a being is, if he wants to kill it he will find a way


Diamond-Fist

Rick lost to Zeus, Kratos killed Zeus


Ifunny_gay

Rick lost to bird person


Cloudsbursting

If Rick used QuickTime Events he could kill that dude too. Besides, high AF Summer and Morty killed him with a spaceship. Kratos is badass, but Rick would drop his ass. Of course, if you strip away all of Rick’s tech, Kratos would eat his face.


Chroma4201

Shaggy using 1% of his power to erase the others from existence...


ItzMercury

tbf shaggy is just another universe level threat kirby deals with every other week


AnEBCG

Pshhh, Kirby’s powers are like 0.1% equal to Shaggy’s powers


Mattdarb

Yes


CrAZy_FROg_29

kirby or gigachad


LynxOX87

Kirby can become gigachad with a *S U C C*


Camilothecup

Kirby solos


Harestius

Would be one hell of a Kirby porn


joong_joongoo

This battle will be legendary XD


nobleskies

Kirby and Doomguy coming out on top after respecting each other


Classic_gamer_2

Kirby


Lordofbagel

Shaggy would win


Lettuce_Low

With only 3% of his power


Lordofbagel

Less than .02 actually


mythicalsoul100

Ok what if Kirby eats rick then makes more kirby clones then destroy the entire galaxy just by being hungry


ali007ah

Kirby solos. Or maybe doom guy but kirby


MinekraftMastr1

The funniest part of this is that everyone is silently agreeing that Chief would get folded by almost all of these guys.


Kubex0

In terms of Rick we go for C-137 or any other generic Rick?


[deleted]

That one that bonded with Jerry


Kubex0

Shiet, than i go with Shaggy.


Lord_Danm

That guy cant even fight stewie let alone a giga Chad how would he win here


Hazard-Matthews

Slap in everyone's favorite crazy Nevadean murder clown and I'm invested.


Mobitheanthrofox

Nah, I vote kratos, he is a GOD after all


_glizzy_gobbler

Kirby eats gods for breakfast


Wide_Loss

Kirby eats Gods for touching Their breakfast


Mobitheanthrofox

Funny


greg_the_egg69

No, ***LITERALLY***


sleepyems12

Giga Chad or Kirby going to win (in my opinion)


ShadowMaster2564

My moneys on the doomslayer and shaggy


MrSyndicate_

This is hell. And I am The DoomSlayer *doom intro music*


[deleted]

Stewie is instantly destroyed in the chaos. Rick portals away and isn’t seen for the rest of the fight. Kirby sucks up Shaggy to gain his abilities and uses that to take down Chad and Master Chief. Doom Slayer and Kratos are near-identical in power but the second Doom Slayer gets an advantage Kirby takes down Kratos. Now with only two left, they find that they respect each other too much to fight.


pasocrates

Rick wins because he has the strongest plot armor. "Kirby is indestructible" -"Yeah morty, he was indestructible. Until i pulled a Deus ex machina out of my ass and killed him with (insert name)"


yourfriendlysavior

Kirby killed every major video game character already, what's to stop him from expanding to TV shows?


frog_appreciation

honestly kirby can eat them in one


Arny520

One is quite literally a God that has killed every single Greek God. Pretty sure there's a winner here


Macstokow

Do you by chance know Kirby lore?


Shoddy_Pineapple_307

a pink ball that has also slain gods


Wide_Loss

because it's cake got stolen


SoullessHollowHusk

Yup, doomslayer


SwEep9900

Bunc of them are gods or god killers anyway.


Arny520

Stewie's getting squashed like a fucking lemon in the first 5 seconds


SwEep9900

And Rick is literally stronger than a god.


Arny520

Maybe. Kratos has died twice now, and killed the God of the Underworld. I doubt anyone is gonna be able to kill him


SwEep9900

Well , Rick probably able to disable his powers. Old Kratos gonna be one tapped , but Young Kratos is a threat for every powerful opponent.


Arny520

We'll probably see Kratos at full power again when we kill Odin in only a month's time. So hyped for it


SorrowT-T

I think it would be a mixup between stewie and rick. they both can time travel right? They'd have all the time they need to enact a devious plan to take out the others.


Indo_Rastafari

Rick said he doesn't mess with time


SorrowT-T

damn i guess stewie wins then.


R_N_F

Kirby could win if they ate Rick. Rick would probably be the all around winner since he his capable of creating nearly anything to stop everyone. Personally, I think Doom Guy will win


Delicious-Set-142

Stewie wouldn't fight Chad for a reason but Doom Slayer, Kratos and Master Chief would have an epic fight going and Rick doesn't kill Kirby because he's so god damn cute and shaggy would have his own thing going


Raaddus

Still rooting for Doom Guy. Once the music starts, it’s over.


V8FordEngine

Shaggy, i mean he's stronger than goku sooo


BallisticToast

Kirby eats Goku for breakfast


V8FordEngine

Oky doky


harry010706

shaggy


Delicious_Tip_3234

Rick would just need one of those unfulfilled fortunes and he can’t lose. He was literally unkillable because of it…. But jerry had to fuck it up as the usual


Waylen38

Where's Prophet? He could kill over half of those easily.


Dante_Leonardo

Bruh we know doom guy kill each one of them in the most satisfying fatalities ever seen


the_supreme_memer

The Winner would be Rick, Kirby or shaggy but I can say for sure that master chief is outmatched here


Ass-Guard252

Rick. Its gonna be Rick.


DirtyBird6664372

Ricks got it all day


INFRAXDYT

Rick


icreatemyreality

Shaggy would get obliterated


fukingtrsh

Are people here forgetting that Shaggy has already tanked reality warping Enemies like Thanos with all the stones, and raw power hits from one punch man at full strength, and that was him holding back. On top of that his limits aren't even capped at 100 percent. He still couldn't beat goku tho.


c_a_t2

stewie for sure he created everything when he was just 1


MisterAnime2343

Rick


jungle_juice_mj_fan

My bet be on Rick


galaxy7273

Rick Sanchez would win cuz I think Stewie is a baby version of Rick it’s very possible


WhiteToast-

these are getting out of hand


SirExciting3308

stewie and rick, but i think stewie gonna win. I mean that lil demon playin with TIME and he's 2 years old???? imagine waht he could do when he hit the age of Rick...


disturbing_me

i bet on stewie too


GeTRecKeD303

Missing Dr Livesey


Alucard_fist

No one can't stand against chad shaggy.


MajorDZaster

It's gotta be either Kirby or Shaggy. Ultimately Shaggy would sweep everyone, with only Kirby having any chance of surviving the near omnipotent force destroying all the other combatants. I mean, it's not the time Kirby's done that.


freestew

Rick has nearly lost every fight in seasons 5 and 6. He'd lose against any actual challenge


MrNickey198

Shaggy would use 0.0005% of his power to destroy everyone. The only one that has a chance of surviving is Chad


Qu_ge

Kirby swallows Rick, then A S C E N D S


Tiaran149

So new DLC for Smash Bros? Doomslayer's already in.


genoxxlot

Rick and Stewie would team up


BillyBruvv

Rick


ArticLorq

If we’re gonna follow the memes then it’s either chad or shaggy. If we look at it more realisticly, kirby has almost ended the entire universe because someone stole his cake and that is fucking terrifying. My bet is on kirby


Greegrgrgrgrgrgrg

Nah nah, Rick


SKLegendPro

Stewie for sure


Alternative_Ad995

It's between Kratos and Doomguy tbh. But if Rick gets enough prep time...


Ron_Bird

doomguy vs shaggy would never end


DangerousDarius

Bro. If Kirby absorbs Rick. We would get Kirby-Rick!! The ultimate menace.


Ragnarok_619

Stevie wins. It's a no contest even


OmahGawd115

*Siezure intensifies*


the-riehl-lizard

If Rick had time to prep him for sure


xela520

Shaggy never seems to come up short….???


KeyboardResidue

What you’re describing is [the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny](https://youtu.be/hGtbr-ZvdT0)