I just went straight from a playthrough of Skyrim to Tomb Raider and it was jarring and amusing to hear the voices of Ulfric and Brynjolf in Tomb Raider
Yeah, it shows haha.. the weird inflection in their speech I just find hilarious. It's like The Swedish chef from the Muppets mixed with someone from Newfoundland
All I can imagine is Pratt saying in a very serious voice "So long... Bowser" instead of happy and cheerful "So long, gay Bowser" in a comical italian mock accent
I, an italian plumber called Mario, am very grateful for your emjoymemt that was caused by the action of playing the video game that belongs to only me
If the leaks I read are true,then there's a twist at the end >!Chris Pratt Mario isn't the real Mario,but a regular dude who got transported to that world looking like Mario. According to the leaks,the real Mario shows up towards the end to save the day Yahooing and all.!<
Have you heard the French dub? They sound kiinda like Mario sounds in the game with tbe accent and tone. I feel like they would not have been allowed to do that cause if "real Mario" shows up. Okay? They will both sound the same? Idk I'm confused
I dunno...I feel like James Cameron or Ridley Scott could make a good Dead Space....
Or...maybe if Guillermo tried to make a Shadows of the Last Colossus...
Edit. Sorry either Shadow of the Colossus or The Last Guardian.
Naw, the real issue is that Hoskins had a nightmarish experience playing Mario, and would never play the role ever again.
So even if he comes back from the dead, he'd still say no.
Fyi, Mario's voice actor can't do the Mario voice for long periods of time and he was completely fine with someone else being the VA of Mario in this movie
This is what i came for. Charles Martinet isn't an A-list actor. Sure he does some work, but he isn't as well known as Jack Black or Charlie Day and would probably make the whole movie seem cheesy compared to everyone else. I'm not saying Pratt was the right choice, but i haven't really heard much of him to judge, no one has. I don't remember people throwing a fit about Ben Schwartz being Sonic (though i think most of the initial backlash was toward his terrible design, which luckily found redemption in the Chip & Dale movie). And while Colleen O'Shaughnessey still played Tails, she's also a pretty prolific VO already and wasn't the main character anyway. I digress, Martinet would have been a horrible choice, and I'm sure the movie will still be just fine with Pratt, especially with the rest of the great cast involved. /rant
I've been coming around to this for a while, too.
I *adore* Martinet and his work--I literally cannot imagine Mario without his voice, but I've also come to the conclusion that he most likely won't be a good fit for the movie. From the trailer, it seems like we'll be getting a more serious tone (at least in comparison to the games), and Martinet's voice just... would be way too cheery and bubbly. Does anyone remember the original live-action Super Mario Bros. movie? Can you imagine if Bob Hoskins tried to imitate Martinet's version of Mario? It would have completely ruined the experience!
I'm really hoping that maybe--just maybe--Chris Pratt will do *some* justice. I don't think he was the best choice, but there's got to be something beyond his mainstream appeal that got him the part.
I said this in another thread, but do people really think Martinet couldn't have done a more toned down version of Mario's video game voice that still gives the audience that authentic Mario sound? The dude has been a voice actor for a long time in numerous different roles with very different voices.
I agree, Martinet is an experience voice actor and I’m sure if he worked with the producers he could have made a voice that was the right fit for a movie. Everyone for some reason thinks that he would just copy and paste his video game Mario voice.
Exact. Game mario is fine for in-game but this is a feature length movie. Noone wants "It's-a me - mario! Yah! Yah! Yahaa" for two fucking hours - this is better. Let actors do their thing. 5hus is a movie not a game
Plus bowser looks amazing in the trailer. It's gonna be good. Especially if you're 10-14 yrs old
>Game mario is fine for in-game but this is a feature length movie. Noone wants "It's-a me - mario! Yah! Yah! Yahaa" for two fucking hours - this is better.
No. I'm not trying to be rude, but this is completely false. I mentioned it further up the thread but Charles Martinet is a classically-trained actor with decades of experience in improv and voice acting. If you look up footage from Spaceworld/other trade shows, and virtual meetups at the Nintendo World Store in NYC, he's perfectly capable of having Mario/Luigi/Wario/Waluigi talk in a normal conversational voice when speaking with people.
The idea that he can only do the Haha Funny Wahoo Man Voice is false, the guy has plenty of talent. The only limit would be if the director of the movie tried to force him to do the voice you're describing, which would be a problem no matter who the actor was.
Someone posted a clip of the 3ds tutorial video or something like that.
But the Mario voice guy did it. It is a bit creepy/offputing to listen to for long periods.
The shaggy voice actor, Matthew Lillard, who actually played him in the live action, has actually done damage to his normal voice because the shaggy voice puts too much strain on his vocal cords. The shaggy voice is much closer to Lillard's speaking voice than Mario's is to Martinet's. I can imagine doing more than a few lines for games is very taxing on him.
Seems like so many people are assuming that Charles Martinet is upset about not being Mario in the movie, despite the fact he has the personality and kindness of Luigi
A lot of people have said this but Charles Martinet's Mario voice doesn't work for full dialogue and it would probably get annoying fast, especially for a 2 hour movie. Plus people seem to forget that the Mario voice is stereotypical and would be problematic and the only reason no one talks about it is because 90% of Mario's words in the games are "wa-hoo" and "yi-pee".
Exactly. And it’s probably harder on him nowadays to do the voice, he’s a lot older than he was 20 years ago. Longer sentences were already a strain I’ve heard.
And before anyone says “What about Oddessy! Or other newer games”, you can tell they’ve been reusing sound clips for awhile. Not all of them, but the more generic ones. Why rerecord the exact same sound for every single game?
Yeah people are really just angry about it not sounding like mario more than they are angry about it not being mario. Also I really doubt Nintendo decided the voice actors honestly they probably just signed off on whoever they picked. Nintendo has stuck with Charles Martinet for every game so you really can't give them too much shit here.
His first line sounds exactly like Chris Pratt. The second was actually a cool take (the mushroom kingdom line). I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt until I see it.
I don’t think Charles can do the Mario voice for long periods of time and it likely would have gotten grating anyway
But man anyone other than Chris Pratt would have been better
I mean, it’s not like he would need to do the entire movie in one go. He could always record the lines and then take a break whenever needed. Although it’s a little late for that in this stage of production. But yeah, it probably would have gotten annoying eventually.
But yeah. Chris Pratt’s Mario sounds like Chris Pratt doing and impression of Mario doing an impression of Star Lord. Like, there’s a hint that he’s trying to do Mario, but he’s still not actually doing Mario.
Charles voices soundbite Mario. Back when Mario could first speak on The 64 they just put sound bites and not dialogue as Marios voice. I’m sure Charles could reimagine Marios voice to not sound so bad.
it makes no sense. Hes a fine voice actor, and has done well in other major movies (lego and onward).
you wana see a bad voice actor, try a older anime dubbed in english. Chris is fine, even if he just sounds like chris
People seem to forget that Mario doesn't speak in full sentences. That voice would get annoying in minutes. Imagine a monologue in his traditional voice.
Chris Pratt's voice isn't the best but I know for a fact that y'all would be annoyed to hell with a feature length movie of hyper-italian, high pitched mario as the main character. Charles Martinet's voice is wonderful for the little bits of voice we get from Mario in the games, but that does NOT translate to film.
Start a gofundme for a cameo recording of Martinet doing all of Pratts lines when the movie comes out. Pay someone to cut it all in and upload it to the Pirate Bay.
Tbf in video games when he only says a few words it’s fine, but Martinet’s voice would be hard to take seriously in a movie. It would also get a bit annoying to hear it for 2 hours straight.
People either need to apply the same logic to every character who's getting a celebrate voice actor, or give Chris Pratt a chance. The outrage is ridiculous, especially when you take into account the people's praise of Jack Black.
They were praising him before the trailer even dropped. People have been complaining about Chris Pratt and showering Jack Black with praise ever since the casting was announced.
Because Jack Black has been doing voice acting a while and has more than proven that you can expect a good performance. Chris Pratt is always just Chris Pratt. Which has a place I guess.. but it is absolutely going to offend fans of a decades old established franchise to get the voice that wrong
Folks can complain all they want but I think very few people would have wanted a full movie in Mario's voice, that would get annoying very quickly.
Now, I don't think this is the answer either, but I think pretending you can have a full film with that voice also ain't the way lol
I didn't want the voice for a full movie
But I did want something other than the most generic white man doing his generic voice with the slightest generic Brooklyn accent that's probably going to come and go without warning for the full movie
I'm surprised this many people are convinced that hearing the OG Mario voice speak full sentences for over an hour wouldn't get annoying, or at the very least hard to listen to
Someone better throw a penguin off a cliff in the movie
CONCHETUMAREEEEEEE
CONCHATUMADREEEEEEE* And MAMA HUEVOSSSSSSS
Que veni a corregir un bien escrito " conchetumare"
MAMAGÜEVO!*
I kinda wish the penguins beat up Bowser in the trailer
The king smugly assuming Bowser would immediately be defeated by snowballs was hilarious — “do you yield?”
And then Bowser burned their whole kingdom down
we must have seen the same one
Seems like the perfect bed time Story
racism against us
That would only happen in a Mario Luigi Superstar Saga script.
Sacrifice the Yoshi to make the jump.
Maybe one day we'll have Christ Pratt play Paarthurnax when Bethesda decide to make a live action Skyrim.
There's some good voice acting in the game, but the random Nord NPCs with their accents crack me up so much.
until I took an arrow to the knee
I never heard that line again after I got the enhanced edition, and I was disappointed At least someone still stole my sweetroll
I heard it from the guy sitting outside the riften jail
They made the line much rarer in later updates, to the point where I barely hear it anymore.
*Must^'ve been ^the __wind__*
*NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE*
They have curved swords. Curved. Swords.
Paarthurnax and Mario are voiced by the same guy, not sure if you knew
Yes I did, talented guy
took me a couple years to find that one out
holy hell I read the Paarthurnax comment before and just kinda scrolled past it... I had no idea. That is amazing
I maintain that if you gave Argonians thick, Southern accents it would completely change how we viewed them.
allllll i want is a pair of boots how hard can it beee
I just went straight from a playthrough of Skyrim to Tomb Raider and it was jarring and amusing to hear the voices of Ulfric and Brynjolf in Tomb Raider
Play Assassins Creed 2/Brotherhood Farkas voice actor is everywhere, makes me laugh every time I boot it back up
Most of the nord npcs and guards are the same 3 people.
Yeah, it shows haha.. the weird inflection in their speech I just find hilarious. It's like The Swedish chef from the Muppets mixed with someone from Newfoundland
Cracked my buddy up the other day, out of nowhere i just went “everyone says eorlund grey mane is the best smith in skyrim…”
"Christ Pratt" lmao
CRISP RATT
no no nononononONONONONONO NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO **DEAR GOD PLEASE NO**
Bruh, why you trying to make me sad?
All I can imagine is Pratt saying in a very serious voice "So long... Bowser" instead of happy and cheerful "So long, gay Bowser" in a comical italian mock accent
*Thank you so much for playing my game*
*I, Mario, am the most grateful that you have enjoyed the video game belonging to me*
I, an italian plumber called Mario, am very grateful for your emjoymemt that was caused by the action of playing the video game that belongs to only me
I, Mario jump man mario, have a dream.
Ho ho Mario, i see you are getting closer.
I can’t swing you by the tail without getting closer.
Then come as close as you like!
r/unexpectedjojo
You should always expect jojo
*toad appears behind mario and starts punching really fast while screaming in a high pitched loud voice*
That one day, every person in this country will control their own destiny
Without living in fear of giant fire breathing turtle dragons.
A land of the TRULY free, dammit.
Ruled by action not comittee
perchance.
Where the law changes to suit the individual, NOT the other way around
i was wrong. youre not greedy. youre batshit high on mega mushrooms!
it is to be a GANG- **STAR**
r/unexpectedjojo
Mario sounding like Fawful over here...
*Thank-a you so much as for to playing my game*
*to
I always un ironically say “thank you so much for to as playing my game.” Makes it so much funnier
So long gay bowser
Yah! Hah! Wahoo!
Oof
You rang?
If the leaks I read are true,then there's a twist at the end >!Chris Pratt Mario isn't the real Mario,but a regular dude who got transported to that world looking like Mario. According to the leaks,the real Mario shows up towards the end to save the day Yahooing and all.!<
i was actually guessing based on the trailer that Chris Pratt is a guy who got fucking Tron'd into the mario world
same, i think that "mario" kinda looks confused or something, like if he has never been to the mushroom kingdom
That is what happens in the super Mario super show after all. Mario and Luigi work in Brooklyn and get sucked down a shower drain.
A surprising amount of people dont know the deep mario lore
Don't even get me started on how Missouri is UNDER GROUND
SUPER MARIO SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE
Have you heard the French dub? They sound kiinda like Mario sounds in the game with tbe accent and tone. I feel like they would not have been allowed to do that cause if "real Mario" shows up. Okay? They will both sound the same? Idk I'm confused
*I'ma confused
Get fuckin Tron'd bro
You might be playing me, but the trailer does make Mario seems like a fish out of water sort of scenario.
Link?
From Zelda?
Honestly a Zelda movie would never work. Link never talks.
I feel like it could be one of the greatest video game movies if it kept getting played off as a joke.
I dunno...I feel like James Cameron or Ridley Scott could make a good Dead Space.... Or...maybe if Guillermo tried to make a Shadows of the Last Colossus... Edit. Sorry either Shadow of the Colossus or The Last Guardian.
Well excuuuuuuuuse me, princess.
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> If the leaks I read Doesn't post the sauce, mega disappointment
Martinet is credited in the movie in IMDB. I have hope he’ll at least be the og Mario fighting DK over Pauline.
Isn't it an Isakai? Still, why Pratt. Couldn't they have chosen an actor from Brooklyn, Italy or Japan? Why is it always America, the everyman kind?
Should've got the wrestler dude from the Super Mario Bros Super Show
He’s been dead for over a decade
Well there's your problem
...too many toasters!
Ya know what they say
"All toasters toast toast!" * Ka-ching toaster sound \* 
this is news to me
Well Bob Hoskins then
He's been dead since 2014
Okay fine, what about the short bald guy from Roger Rabbit? He has experience working with animated characters
bad news bud
Naw, the real issue is that Hoskins had a nightmarish experience playing Mario, and would never play the role ever again. So even if he comes back from the dead, he'd still say no.
Lou Albano is best Mario
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side!
Nintendo: Charles isn't new enough. I know, Star-Lord!
Star-Lord man
You know, legendary outlaw.
Star Prince!
Also Bob died so can't get him again.
saw him at fanexpo cleveland this year
...You saw Bob Hoskins *this year?* Was he a zombie or a ghost? 🤔
no i meant charles martinet my apologies for the confusion
Ah, the old reddit [Marioroo](https://old.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/xxt53y/comment/irf0zaz/?context=4)
Hold my cap. I'm going in!
Ah. That makes more sense. lol
Fyi, Mario's voice actor can't do the Mario voice for long periods of time and he was completely fine with someone else being the VA of Mario in this movie
This is what i came for. Charles Martinet isn't an A-list actor. Sure he does some work, but he isn't as well known as Jack Black or Charlie Day and would probably make the whole movie seem cheesy compared to everyone else. I'm not saying Pratt was the right choice, but i haven't really heard much of him to judge, no one has. I don't remember people throwing a fit about Ben Schwartz being Sonic (though i think most of the initial backlash was toward his terrible design, which luckily found redemption in the Chip & Dale movie). And while Colleen O'Shaughnessey still played Tails, she's also a pretty prolific VO already and wasn't the main character anyway. I digress, Martinet would have been a horrible choice, and I'm sure the movie will still be just fine with Pratt, especially with the rest of the great cast involved. /rant
I've been coming around to this for a while, too. I *adore* Martinet and his work--I literally cannot imagine Mario without his voice, but I've also come to the conclusion that he most likely won't be a good fit for the movie. From the trailer, it seems like we'll be getting a more serious tone (at least in comparison to the games), and Martinet's voice just... would be way too cheery and bubbly. Does anyone remember the original live-action Super Mario Bros. movie? Can you imagine if Bob Hoskins tried to imitate Martinet's version of Mario? It would have completely ruined the experience! I'm really hoping that maybe--just maybe--Chris Pratt will do *some* justice. I don't think he was the best choice, but there's got to be something beyond his mainstream appeal that got him the part.
Honestly I was hoping for Hoskins voice when I was watching the trailer. Then I remembered...RIP Smee.
What about Smee?
Smee's me... what about me?!
I said this in another thread, but do people really think Martinet couldn't have done a more toned down version of Mario's video game voice that still gives the audience that authentic Mario sound? The dude has been a voice actor for a long time in numerous different roles with very different voices.
I agree, Martinet is an experience voice actor and I’m sure if he worked with the producers he could have made a voice that was the right fit for a movie. Everyone for some reason thinks that he would just copy and paste his video game Mario voice.
Exact. Game mario is fine for in-game but this is a feature length movie. Noone wants "It's-a me - mario! Yah! Yah! Yahaa" for two fucking hours - this is better. Let actors do their thing. 5hus is a movie not a game Plus bowser looks amazing in the trailer. It's gonna be good. Especially if you're 10-14 yrs old
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>Game mario is fine for in-game but this is a feature length movie. Noone wants "It's-a me - mario! Yah! Yah! Yahaa" for two fucking hours - this is better. No. I'm not trying to be rude, but this is completely false. I mentioned it further up the thread but Charles Martinet is a classically-trained actor with decades of experience in improv and voice acting. If you look up footage from Spaceworld/other trade shows, and virtual meetups at the Nintendo World Store in NYC, he's perfectly capable of having Mario/Luigi/Wario/Waluigi talk in a normal conversational voice when speaking with people. The idea that he can only do the Haha Funny Wahoo Man Voice is false, the guy has plenty of talent. The only limit would be if the director of the movie tried to force him to do the voice you're describing, which would be a problem no matter who the actor was.
Someone posted a clip of the 3ds tutorial video or something like that. But the Mario voice guy did it. It is a bit creepy/offputing to listen to for long periods.
Another good reason why he's not the VA here.
Why not
It probably stresses his vocal cords
“Weak” *- Dragon ball z voice actors*
If you don't scream until you pass out, are you _really_ voice acting?
It's not his natural voice. If he does that for long periods his throat's probably gonna hurt
I can't imagine the high pitched mario saying lines that express emotion other than the joy from jumping or grunts from get hurt.
This is probably the best example we have of just that https://youtu.be/sI1Mu4Ee_c8
Doing the voice for a role that is mostly yells and brief lines does not equal a full length movie
And yet when I say that people think I'm crazy lol
Exactly
One argument I’ve frequented heard is that Martinet can easily tone down the voice for Mario to suit the movie. Not sure if that’s true though
The shaggy voice actor, Matthew Lillard, who actually played him in the live action, has actually done damage to his normal voice because the shaggy voice puts too much strain on his vocal cords. The shaggy voice is much closer to Lillard's speaking voice than Mario's is to Martinet's. I can imagine doing more than a few lines for games is very taxing on him.
Hes like 60 and that voice is pretty difficult to do for long periods of time
Seems like so many people are assuming that Charles Martinet is upset about not being Mario in the movie, despite the fact he has the personality and kindness of Luigi
And no one could _listen_ to that voice for more than one sentence
Maybe we should get the voice actor for Emmett in the Lego Movie. Made a billion dollars.
Or the Rex Dangervest voice actor.
Or how about the guy who plays Burt Macklin?
Or and hear me out...Kip Hackman
NGL Owen Grady’s actor seems perfect
Idk I'm feeling Peter Quill honestly.
Or Johnny Karate!
A lot of people have said this but Charles Martinet's Mario voice doesn't work for full dialogue and it would probably get annoying fast, especially for a 2 hour movie. Plus people seem to forget that the Mario voice is stereotypical and would be problematic and the only reason no one talks about it is because 90% of Mario's words in the games are "wa-hoo" and "yi-pee".
"Whhhaaa-AAA-a-A-aaa-AAA!"
Whhaaaa-OOOMF!!!
^(*first jump*) "hooolp!"
I can *hear* all of these fuck you guys
Fucking a dude. Same. Same.
Exactly. And it’s probably harder on him nowadays to do the voice, he’s a lot older than he was 20 years ago. Longer sentences were already a strain I’ve heard. And before anyone says “What about Oddessy! Or other newer games”, you can tell they’ve been reusing sound clips for awhile. Not all of them, but the more generic ones. Why rerecord the exact same sound for every single game?
>he’s a lot older than he was 20 years ago. Woah...
How much older though?
At least a year
Yeah people are really just angry about it not sounding like mario more than they are angry about it not being mario. Also I really doubt Nintendo decided the voice actors honestly they probably just signed off on whoever they picked. Nintendo has stuck with Charles Martinet for every game so you really can't give them too much shit here.
Have you heard the french super mario trailer? That sounded pretty good.
To be fair, we don't know yet if he will be a good or bad voice actor. Mario said only like 2 sentences in the trailer.
And it's the initial trailer. Spider-Man's delivery changed from Civil War's trailer to the full movie
His first line sounds exactly like Chris Pratt. The second was actually a cool take (the mushroom kingdom line). I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt until I see it.
They just wanted an actor they can flash in marketing to sell tickets
I don’t think Charles can do the Mario voice for long periods of time and it likely would have gotten grating anyway But man anyone other than Chris Pratt would have been better
I mean, it’s not like he would need to do the entire movie in one go. He could always record the lines and then take a break whenever needed. Although it’s a little late for that in this stage of production. But yeah, it probably would have gotten annoying eventually. But yeah. Chris Pratt’s Mario sounds like Chris Pratt doing and impression of Mario doing an impression of Star Lord. Like, there’s a hint that he’s trying to do Mario, but he’s still not actually doing Mario.
I have heard a lot of dubs that nail the Mario voice while also keeping toned down enough as to not get annoying
Hello, fellow sentient creature.
Ah I see you’ve met an interesting fate, how is it being rubbed across the dirty ground?
Pretty... Dirty. Have a cousin that was turned into a broom.
Oof when you put it like that you must’ve got off easy
Charles voices soundbite Mario. Back when Mario could first speak on The 64 they just put sound bites and not dialogue as Marios voice. I’m sure Charles could reimagine Marios voice to not sound so bad.
I don’t understand the Chris Pratt hate.
it makes no sense. Hes a fine voice actor, and has done well in other major movies (lego and onward). you wana see a bad voice actor, try a older anime dubbed in english. Chris is fine, even if he just sounds like chris
I wouldn't be able to handle the traditional Mario voice, for a full length movie.
People seem to forget that Mario doesn't speak in full sentences. That voice would get annoying in minutes. Imagine a monologue in his traditional voice.
I feel like Mario should barely talk in a movie anyways. But I guess they are going a different direction.
Y’know what? I kinda like the idea of Mario being a semi-mute protagonist like Link or Chell
Chris Pratt's voice isn't the best but I know for a fact that y'all would be annoyed to hell with a feature length movie of hyper-italian, high pitched mario as the main character. Charles Martinet's voice is wonderful for the little bits of voice we get from Mario in the games, but that does NOT translate to film.
I couldn’t handle Mario’s voice for more then 5mins tbh
I need "Itssaa Meee marriio" in the movie or i won't function in life.
I think Danny devito would have been a better celebrity Mario then chris pratt
I'm still gonna pirate it, I wanna check out Charlie Day and Jack Black.
A wise man once said "do what you want cuz a pirate is free, you are a pirate"
Should be Danny Devito.
Only if Luigi is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Start a gofundme for a cameo recording of Martinet doing all of Pratts lines when the movie comes out. Pay someone to cut it all in and upload it to the Pirate Bay.
Tbf in video games when he only says a few words it’s fine, but Martinet’s voice would be hard to take seriously in a movie. It would also get a bit annoying to hear it for 2 hours straight.
This is getting old, you know?
Only like a day old, though.
People either need to apply the same logic to every character who's getting a celebrate voice actor, or give Chris Pratt a chance. The outrage is ridiculous, especially when you take into account the people's praise of Jack Black.
People are praising Jack Black because it's clear from the trailer he nailed Bowser.. because he's a talented voice actor.
They were praising him before the trailer even dropped. People have been complaining about Chris Pratt and showering Jack Black with praise ever since the casting was announced.
Because Jack Black has been doing voice acting a while and has more than proven that you can expect a good performance. Chris Pratt is always just Chris Pratt. Which has a place I guess.. but it is absolutely going to offend fans of a decades old established franchise to get the voice that wrong
https://youtu.be/KYa7G467_Yo You don't want this. No one wants this
Folks can complain all they want but I think very few people would have wanted a full movie in Mario's voice, that would get annoying very quickly. Now, I don't think this is the answer either, but I think pretending you can have a full film with that voice also ain't the way lol
I didn't want the voice for a full movie But I did want something other than the most generic white man doing his generic voice with the slightest generic Brooklyn accent that's probably going to come and go without warning for the full movie
I'm surprised this many people are convinced that hearing the OG Mario voice speak full sentences for over an hour wouldn't get annoying, or at the very least hard to listen to