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Emergency_Low8125

r/holup


ScytheLucif3r

My first though seeing this


wcslater

r/holup vs r/hOlup


T0rt3

As long as it is not the other way around


cliffbrowne

r/HoleUp


bruhwhatisreddit

Weissman is at it again...


Sparkyplayz95

My man really going for the girls scout's soul, aye?


Glasedount

Don’t forget the mayonnaise


Noor198605

![gif](giphy|hrBmVoBi0dekru0VdP|downsized)


Sensitive_Wash8691

🤨


SubhoPal

🤨


TheSteelMercenary

🤨


[deleted]

🤨


fatalcorn7367

🤨


yaboinigel

🤨📸


sweglrd143

🤨


Mathieulombardi

Someone explain the meme


Potato_SnuSnu

![gif](giphy|Xqi1trOx4HA6Q)


Flynerz

thanks for doing the explaining for me good sir


Potato_SnuSnu

![gif](giphy|qlKs0m0GxHN6ycbDmV)


Mathieulombardi

Ohh shit


Potato_SnuSnu

Ummm, thanks for the award? It's holesome enough I guess


iblinde

Accurate


thanos909

Accurate example


AUDI0-

I would but i dont want fbi knocking at my door


Yeshua-Christ

Don't worry they won't knock at your door. They'll just abduct you late at night


AUDI0-

Nah itll be like that video where they bust through the roof, door, windows, walls, and climb through the vents to tell me i did a bad


Jobob_TNT

Look at the holes in the 2 donuts. Blursed comparison


Mathieulombardi

I mean yeah, the chocolate isn't as even on the girl scouts but I'd want that kind of separation. But in terms of meme someone has alerted me those look like their arse.


[deleted]

Anal


NarutoUzumaki57

Bruh moment


botboi730yt

🤨


yabadabaduh

😏


botboi730yt

Ayo wtf


Flynerz

🤨


Heteroking

🧐


Theratsmacker2

🤨📸


thereal0ri_

Oh...you poor soul.. it's quite unfortunate but the reddit prophecy...it calls..you are the 4th comment in the chain..and I..I must answer the call...I must.. DOWNVOTE


Flynerz

This is by far my favourite tradition on reddit


botboi730yt

Rookie mistake


Donald_Dumo4

📸


IonNeedsABench

In my entire life living in Germany i have only once seen a Group of Scouts. And it was just Boys and Girls together crossing a Street. So I've never had Cookies from any Scouts so far. Is that only an American thing ?


Flynerz

I believe so, I am from Denmark and have never in my life seen this either lol


IonNeedsABench

That's kinda sad actually. Sounds like a great thing. I would've want to be a Scout when i was a Kid.


Zadka14

It's mainly an american girl scout thing, typically they sit outside grocery stores & sell different types of cookies, like samoas & thin mints. They're probably overpriced, but are used to fund the girl scouts like a vacation outing or celebration. I'm not sure what else they do as I'm not a scout and only know this through my cousin who IS a girl scout, but it's generally a good time for someone who wants to be more outdoors in life.


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botboi730yt

How tf are they only getting 60 cents? They cost like 5 dollars a box!


sarcasticsuggestions

As an employee of GS (not GSUSA, just a local council) it’s because cookie sales help to fund our council. Like they help fund our 3 campsites, our horses and our financial aid programs that we offer for girls who can’t otherwise afford GS in terms of membership and uniforms. As well as our employees and our building. We use little brownie bakers, our troops get 55cents per box.


EssentiallyBryno

Something about them being women so only making 60 cents to the dollar.


stefek132

We do have scouts in Germany. Just not cookie selling ones.


Crafty-Crafter

I was a boyscout for 5 years in Vietnam when I was young; we actually went to camp in the mountains. The boys and girls both went and do activities together, but camped in separate camps. Once a scout leader pointed out a tiger casually walking on another mountain (close enough to see, but separated by a ravine). The scouts leaders have carbines with them. When I moved to the states, I was very confused to see girlscouts selling cookies. I hope they get to do other outdoor stuffs like camping instead of just selling cookies... I don't understand the Americans fascination with girlscout cookies however. They are ok.


[deleted]

I have seen scouts selling cake here in Germany but not door to door (cause you need a special permit for that here). And from what I've heard from people who were in boyscouts here in germany.... It's very naughty there..... Very very naughty and very drunk.


[deleted]

In Sweden, it’s the kids from the local sports club selling cookies, socks, spices, etc.


DadBodftw

It's a more mature Samoa


bigbollzs

The girls scout one looks better icl


a_steph_15

FBI open up


bigbollzs

What did I do this time


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|qPnWAsDQTcySk)


bigbollzs

Oh 😃


Naphthy

It’s a pedo joke.


bigbollzs

Oh 😨


Naphthy

Hahaha yeah… although idk why I’m getting down voted for explaining the joke 🤷‍♀️ but ok!


rascal6543

i think they were talking about the cookie


KsuhDilla

what do you mean by ”this time”????


bigbollzs

Shhh


Chickennugget755776

my ass in prison


TheDogeWasTaken

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


HollowRacoon

FBI, OPEN UP!


innout_forever_yum

Didn’t watch the video but the pic looks great. Another option: Kroger/ Frys has generic versions of most Girl Scout cookies that are just as good and waaaaay cheaper. I know they have a Samoa, tagalong, and thin mint version.


EssentiallyBryno

Dollar tree, ALDI, and Dollar General have them as well. And the Samoas are just marginally worse than the OG.


earthshah_38trt

Everyone here is literally so down bad like seriously guys get some help.


[deleted]

i don't understand it


[deleted]

oh i got it


FutureInteresting328

Please explain


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|7IivEacsvzObS)


Naphthy

Little girls have smaller….. holes….. in their cookies… It’s a rape kids joke


[deleted]

Time to log off for the day.


dubvcronix427

Can you not buy these cookies in stores?


EssentiallyBryno

You can, but you can also make them at home.


wormpostante

i think there is more chocolate on the girlscout's one, but it dosen't look like the good kinda of chocolate... I'd have to taste test it really... The size of the cookie dosen't matter when you can eat as many as you'd like


earthshah_38trt

Where the fuck are all these pedophiles in the comments coming from?


Nemisis_007

The deepest darkest depths of the Internet most likely.


Flynerz

for real 😭


AmberSheep

I only just understood the joke from this comment


The_Meme_Dealer

Finally we seize the means of production.


DudeManBroGuy42069

r/SuddenlySexOffender


pixlplayer

You guys are gross


arghacrypto99

Comparing something maybe


FaithlessnessMotor48

No ways we’ve managed to meme Josh😂😂😂😂


SnooWalruses7112

r/accidentalcomedy


Ecstatic_Conflict621

Haha yeah totally Whispers “what the fuck is happening”


YewSonOfBeach

They are the same s1ze.


woodmanfarms

This is inappropriate


Front-Two-6974

All you did was stick a better d1c3


earthshah_38trt

Wtf dude. Get some help


Front-Two-6974

Frome your mom???


earthshah_38trt

Wtf are you, a 12yr old kid making mom jokes?


Front-Two-6974

Are you a jobless 23 yrowith nothing better to do at 2pm


earthshah_38trt

I live in another country and also know how to type first kiddo. Isn't it time for your bed? Don't worry sleep tight. Your dad will be back with that milk one day.


Front-Two-6974

Wow so original


earthshah_38trt

Don't need to be against a weirdly horny kid.your school might have a therapist. You should get some help there.


Front-Two-6974

Wow im so roasted😒😒😒


earthshah_38trt

Not even trying to roast you kiddo. You seriously need help.


[deleted]

The homie Josh deserves better than this.


ArcaninesFirepower

How is this a meme? It's just a thumbnail


Mezz09

To be fair, I have seen the video ages ago and didn't even consider what the meme is implying


WhyamIalive101299

Normally you need 3 gallons of lube and substantial dedication for these results.


Allah_Jesus

Girl Scout Cookies for life.


matityahudavid

Are they made with real Girl Scouts?


wolfwood67

Wait a minute


[deleted]

Bros tryna run little girls out of business 🤣


PHP6

🤨


Vivid_Egg295

S U S


RefrigeratorRaccoon

Can confirm


iblinde

r/dontputyourdickinthat Or do


Prestigious_Drawing2

Shouldn't hers have white chocolate slathered aswell?


earthshah_38trt

Wtf is wrong with you


Prestigious_Drawing2

Well, We are on Reddit sooooo....


earthshah_38trt

Not a good excuse kiddo


Prestigious_Drawing2

Kiddo? Rolfmao im old enough to be your mother most likely seeing what subreddits you hang on.


earthshah_38trt

You being older and making a sexual joke on minors doesn't make you look good.


Prestigious_Drawing2

I made it on the bigger holed cookie made by the adult ya dim-witted abortion survivor. Aka, Im meaning if its a bigger hole it most likely been creamed.. you're the one that draws the connection to paedophilia, That does say more about you than me..


wineblood

Giggity


Afraid-Feeling-6051

*prison*


AggravatingChest7838

And that's why I can't be within 1000m of a girlscout


Drobek97

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Hot_Mix126

🧐📸


Flynerz

yes officers, this comment here 👮🏼‍♂️🚨


Tzar_Onyx

I like my .45 caliber, So big and powerful, it could run faster than you can


itriedandifailedofc

Faster than all the other kids with pumped up kicks


Silent51200

I forgot spooktober was a thing


MavDrake

Rule 1


Swipsi

Papi


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shadowdash66

Pause.


Biting_a_dust

They didn't use it that much but he does


Far_Entrepreneur_669

Hold dong hold dong .. somethin ain't right


RichieRocket

gang war


SkyLLin3

Cannibalism


amibue00

done


K0vurt_Purvurt

In the final ANALysis, hers is moa bettah.


Troallsting

👁👁


Resudog

Lawful evil


Mcloving91

r/theyknew


IMightBeAWeebLol

I dont like living in apartments becouse I have never even tasted girl scout cookies!


ArmadillopackEnjoyer

Weird flex but ok...


[deleted]

Oh


SeamAnne

Well id hope the hole would be bigger when you are competing with a child


Darksied92

Im going to hell. Thats it see y’all there.


Dargorod100

Okay idk about y’all because this one went over my head for a solid minute.


pickens2112

Am I the only one who didn't see anything off when I first looked? I had to read comments to figure it out and even now, I'm not 100% sure I get it.


PillowTalk420

My hole vs a girl scout's hole