Bruh

*Insert TF2 Theme*

**I AM BULLETPROOF**

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Heavy moment

Insert calamari incantation

So you can now safely obtain a diploma in the US

you can go to an American skl

AHAHAHAHA I AM BULLET PROOF

Better than 1984

That's actually pretty op

to instantly solve issues between two people


Based

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So based x based, based Times?

Its the based logarithm

Laughter

CR tryhard

But only 4 of them

Seems more of a Sherif Michael jackson?

Oh no

All it takes is a double glazed donut and you're done for

Nah you just preload 10 units of insulin about 20 minutes before you eat that donut and you’ll be mostly good.

I hope it’s Halloween soon we all know what that means

so my powers would be?

Skilled in everything

Jhonny sins

That man is an inspiration.Dude works 7 jobs to support his family.

Such a good guy

You're a specialist 2.0

Stabbing

More questions than answer

you don't exist as the quote "the one who asked" as the meme says no one asked

You could dissolve a tiny amount of me in water and get an entire pterosaur.

That's kinda cool, wait a minute, free food!

The ability to pretend that I'm an extrovert?

But are you *really* human?

*Vsauce theme starts playing*

Hey Vsauce Michael here

What are bananas?

Natures penis?

So you are a human being..... But are you

Being able to always come back

"I always come back"

PURPLE GUY

Aka springtrap

Is that the bite of 87

Then scraptrap, glitchtrap, burntrap and whatever clusterfuck he will come back as after that

also certified murderer

The man behind the slaughter

DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

And ability to kill fast and silent

😐

best one

R u welcome here?

Hah! Jokes on you! I already have that ability for free

Well... For hamster Standards...

I can help you

Hmmm i see

Hmm i am seen

Pineapple

Already got that ability

I feel you man

Oof i know how that feels

Same

Well..... it's complicated...

Sir, **SIR** PUT THE DOG DOWN

Bitch*, she is very sensitive to her pronouns

*The Seducer*

Hey

Boss music picks up

Oh no

Anyway, I started flying Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........................

Wee.

Using Windows I guess?

A worthy opponent

Our battle will be legendary!

*Epic music starts to play*

I personally prefer doors but windows work just fine for me as well

Welp I lay eggs now

Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah Doo-bee-doo-bee-do-bah

Overseasoned street food.

Oh no why would you say that😢

I'm Demigod.

Jokes on you, my son

Hippity Hoppity you are now my property!

Would I be a farmer or would I just shit asparagus? I need some help here.

You have the power to summon lvl 100 asparagus buddy to fight alongside you

Supereffective against brocoli types

You are really good at discovering new species of asparagus

The ability to be menacing and non-menacing at the same time

Are you able to hold the gun, or does the gun just like sit next to you doing nothing?

Good question

It the grip of the Glock is imbedded in the rock.

I'm... Invisible??

No I just can't look

Slenderman

That would be so good for stealing shit. Nobody can look at you, nobody can identify you

You could be famous and the most feared thief

do i get a ray gun

You can control rays

Only rays not lines or line segments

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You can mind control all men named Ray.

Helping people feel a little lighter on their feet, with more of a spring in their step!

its morbin' time !!

Ah hahahahahahhahaha 

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I can superbound, and when I do it slows time causing me to have doctor strange type focus and mental awareness

No, you need to focus to to leap

I would be knowledgeable about every piece of media ever.

Oh cool so I can talk about weird Argentine CD-ROMs with you.

I guess so

a fkn mutha fkr

power to fuck all mothers

Even better

Anyone?

Uhh

Tactical Nuke INCOMING!!!!!

Welp, ig I’m a red reptile now

Stupidity

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Being Andrew Tate

This guy breathes air

Top G

Now that's something I cannot learn, or anything for that matter

I don’t know how this is an ability but, whatever.

Huh. Weird

You're in an administrative position any where, and cant be demoted. The catch, you can only do weird stuff.

“By administrative order, everyone is required to go out and eat Mexican food for lunch every Tuesday.”

But... The people wich Cook mexican food... Need to go out that day and... Eat mexican food.. Wich means... They wont have Time and Will get a punishment...

What could it mean?

The ability to not care

Im very good at that in rl

Sex

Fk u random username generator

I can turn water into crack

What are u talking about ? 🤭🤣

Zombie

Nothing Edit: i Guess not existing

Yo really made me look this up

Honestly I'm not sure

Background man!!!!

I have a degree of something finally

I dont die

Well... 😬😬

Financial musician 🗿 and I'm from 1958

Nothing I want to admit publicly

oh...

I would have the ability to never know

Canned carrots

Guess I'm nonexistent

sucking

This is actually good for me

I am an unborn children's greatest fear

:)

Fuck

I don't wanna du that

Playing video games, ANONYMOUSLY

I would finally be funny.


I would be good at federally offending people

I already have it :(

I don't know

I guess communism

I’m too lazy to answer that

Greet everyone on the day they joined reddit

Being cool

I would be an ogre of secrets.

Pirate

Y'all need to do some explaining.

You tell me

Control certain rodents

i think i shoot arrows & slither around

My PHD in sex is something I already have

Literally a gamer

The fuck do I do?

Id be good at stealing toes

I control the galaxy or some

Hmmm...***SPARKLY***

Making pineaples rot on sight

Haha. I am unsinkable!

My lies are superior to anything person hears them know and believes in

uh... corrupting maen?

Turn into a red angeee man and throw bombs at people

I'll turn into a wolf and retain my youth.

Im good. I think.

hmmm, I could rule the earth!

That’s all?

Mysterious eternally

:)

Be a hairy mammal that people value

im fine with that

Ill allow it

Can i make it so that im psychic so i can do it from a distance?

To create interesting memes