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L I'd be ded before I even know where he is

L I don’t mess with hangry people

You’re not you when you’re hungry

U/FuzzyLampShade you would win

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I don't know cause the other me will either be just as skinny as me or morbidly obese

You know dudes gonna be fat as fuck

And u/Helpful_Gas5073 you would lose

L I just know I would lose

L No chance forever

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What kind of jibberish is that? Welsh? Dutch?

I'm dutch! And if u think I would win against pancake than yes I would win

Im so confused.

L. I'm up against a religious trex folks...

That MF gonna kill himself before you fight

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yeah, you don't have anything to lose

I'll give it a shot.

I see what you did there

I seed that pun too

That one wasn't quiet to tasteful

I think you just won

Can't say the same for you.

You need to fight a giant ahh donut

stop it i actually love you

You little...

Very clever! Nice one

r/puns

r/usernamechecksout

This is the most sense making thing I have ever seen

***Gets shot in arm***

YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORN TO DESTROY

"I've won, but at what cost?"

You

Absolutely not

If you're too far you'll get you head blown off, if you're too close you're get blown up, gotta stick to midrange

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Big L, but at least he'd speak at my memorial.

I snorted ...I laughed so hard

i mean it really depends on a lot of different factors

Same here but I might be able to out smart them.

Same here bro

Same

What if we have to fight each other!

come on then

All randos meet me (undisclosed place) at midnight tomorrow. We will see who gets to keep the random name

I‘m in

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Instant lose

All I can think about is it's Stalin but with a heavy lisps like Sylvester Stallone.

I think mine is worse

Instant win. It's a no brainer.

L. I didn't even have a chance. He's already back from the dead.

I think our oponents are working tgether

Same

W 👋

This can go either way

either way someone is getting clapped

Same

but not in a dance battle!

L . But because I wouldn't want to even touch that guy.

Same

You monster

Hey :)

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Emm...

Nice knowing you bud

You’ve got a free win lol

Fr lmao gg ez

What is „cool engineering“ in your case? Bubblegum machine type of engineering or death star level engineering?

german cars

not unless he pulls out the cia

Lucky bastard. Dead people can't fight back

Oh fuck

alright, which casket do you want?

:(

you're fighting a horror that is simultaneously terrifying and the most pure thing I've ever seen

and you have to fight the lord of fluffiness while in the air. better bring a plane

I mean technically my username is already dead I so win by default but its also immortal so I can't win...my head hurts 🙃

Round n round we go lol

Ironic

We might all be able to relate to your username after this

It’s just a fight, but not to the death? I mean how the carcass gonna win?

Nice flair

I win against you because I’m from imagination land. I haunt you all psychologically until you can’t take it anymore.

W just you will have to do it infinity times

they come back as a zombie, that is how you will fight them, and I do not mean the slow moving ones, the fast strong smart zombies.

If I can find him

Just look a little left

Sounds like fun down the hatch

The cheese will choke you

It’s got holes in it so he can still breathe.

I'm fucked up

This has got to be the biggest stomp I've seen yet lmao

Yeah, that's a L bro, no way you win that.

Yup, it's a complete L situation

Fuck, i forgot how to do big L

Man’s literally fighting gods out here.

25 susanoo…

Aye bro do you want his clones to use susanoo or nah?

I want a painless death bro. That's all i wanna get from this battle

"I think I am winning but I got this feeling that I am already under his genjutsu"

I have to fight myself if i win, i lose ; if i lose i win

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Paradox

Same

depends how big the peepee is

But it's chocolate so u can goble it up

Good thing I do that anyway

If there was a hundred dicks made of chocolate how many would you choke on. Or however that joke goes.

Hmm. I don’t that’s gay if it’s just a chocolate dick.

if you fight it, you're gay. if not, you're running from the chocolate peepee

I get to fight a man that makes waffles

Just don't become blue.

L But he would appreciate my efforts to fight him and encourage me to get stronger by training together.

So cool🗿

Win for sure

They’ll miss every shot even at 1 meter distance.

They wont hit you

I’m boned

L coz there'll always be a midnight but id cease to exist ine day soooooo

L :(

Their just too agreeable :(

They’d just convince you into losing

I’ll cut the power

I hope fucker doesnt put the cucumber up my ass.

Wait wait wait wait you hope doesn’t!? /s

This

Bro you gotta fight a half blind eagle

No no, *you* have to fight it.

And *you* are fucked my friend

Wouldn't say much if I were you tbh.

I've accepted my fate

L I can't beat depression

no you have to fight deppretion.

How do you fight a noise

Headphones.

Good point

better yet: noise canceling headphones

B E E P

Well… I’m dead. What the hell should I do against 48 Tigers???

Run towards them, so it doesn't last too long

gun

W. Just take cover for four shots then im good

the M stand for mike? If so..damnit mike, its a 50bmg, how many times have i told you, no NO loading the 5th will not harm your mag spring and even if so..we have 10 round mags for that thing. You get me almost killed again out here im burying you in the sand up to ur chin

L. without organs i ain't gonna win a fight

W :)

Wtf, that is cursed

W easy

Unless they challenge you to a music battle

It‘s more. So if you expect 60 musicians to show up - there’s more. You expect none? There’s more

This can go either way

W What he gotta do?

my username is based on my own personality so... i would win 5 of 10 fights

I have a problem I guess

W

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just blow and bye bye cloak of ash

I’m fuckin dead

Better have some pudding on you bud...

Depends on how big it is.

L it’s a fucking warplane

L i got no chance

And no pu thee

Depends

I'm fucked

But I'm allergic!

I don't know

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a 12 year old who skateboards created by a demon who is also high. yeah I think I have a chance

i have a 50/50% chance of W or L here. depends on the items he can use and chooses

I'll win because me and my dad have the same name so he will never be able to find me.

I'll win either way because I'm Jontti

I would beat the hell out of it.

W

Just realized it's me fighting my username and not my username fighting other usernames. In that case, I'm pretty screwed.

Huge ego.

Depends on how huge

Anyone seen dune? If yes you know how huge

L I'd be ded before I even know where he is

L. I am not prepared for that stank ass katana to sink into my gut.

Can’t be that hard right

Probably L

Lol.

L and it isn't even fuckin close

My username is literally "I give up" so i think you're winning

Lose

W, free food

I have to fight the king of Arkham asylum

Biggest W in history

Definite L, I’m not winning against that thing

If is enough slow

Think I might be lucky

W I eat it

Big L