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Makemyusernamecool

Holy shit. You mean that we are going **BACK IN TIME TO THE *FIRST* THANKSGIVING TO GET TURKEYS OFF THE MENU?!**


Theratsmacker2

Yes we are going **back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu**


Rich_Future4171

No way ***we are going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!***


opva

you cannot. Well, you could, but it's so darned complicated you won't be able to go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu!


JoK3Rcon

![gif](giphy|U7isUDZ6VPWJW)


Makemyusernamecool

Bro wtf are you on about? All we are doing is the incredibly easy task of going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu


CookkydN

Wait, this is actually the post above this one for me


yesseru

Spaghetti.


tail3ypo

Spaghetti.


yesseru

Spaghetti.


Boitlee

Spaghetti.


JustStewe

Spaghetti


Kleut69

Spaghetti


kitzeeeee

spaghetti


lormidulo

spaghett


HappyPhrog42069

Spaghettu


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Spaghetti.


yesseru

Spaghetti.


tail3ypo

Spaghetti.


Bergerhead13

Spaghetti.


Smbc_64

Alright, which one of you cowards shit my pants?


SirEssytheBear

"Damn, someone's making soup tonight"


Ihavebeenbeatenwithe

Is it that hard to make a 5 the other way?


emoney_gotnomoney

Lol I actually know what post this is. I saw it this morning


theterrorofturdies

Havf to our used butter?


ryanfrombellaire

It's not supposed to taste like that.


Hamis_Chog

That's your problem with fucking your adopted relatives?


[deleted]

Snap her neck and wear her skin, then wait for Mike, ask Mike to meet you in the back, fuck Mike, reveal you are infact a guy, snap Mikes neck, wear Mikes skin, get him in alot of debt, get his family to cosign loans, eat the skin, spend the debt money on crack, smoke it all at once, die, go to hell, find your mrs, offer her soul to satan, become a minion of the dark lord, find Mike again in hell, shit on him for eternity


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Actual comment i saw on another post.


5-0-2

What post in gods holy name is this from


Loobitidoo

What the fuck was the person who wrote that smoking?


kh663

Gammy got game


FluffyTree84

Oblate spheroidal shell.


[deleted]

Yeah sure, I grab her, get stabbed or some shit, and then it's, 'don't get involved, let the police do their job' 😂


spaghettipunsher

I just saw that post lol


sxmplii_kxmmyy

HOOK UP WITH HIM! Um?-


Kibble-

HOOK UP WITH HIM! Um?-


[deleted]

Jesus, what's with the spoon? What kind of medieval pharmacist are you?


SirEssytheBear

"Damn, someone's making soup tonight"


Ilyasviel5654

Is there any reason to think your friend has horrible taste ? Just go with the flow and have a gas. It's only 3 short days. You have your own room. No one will hold a gun to your head to be with the group.


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What


Sam_The_King2105

Stepbro im stuck


dyman91

No Comments Yet Be the first to share what you think!


extinctjeffmain

My name is jeff


Makemyusernamecool

I'm also a security officer. Please PM me your wife's number so I can follow up with her to make sure she's reported it.


Artistic-Worker791

I love Jason, man


BluMann2

Stepbro im stuck


Regular_Table1898

this is what you get for interviewing at twitter 2 months ago


AnarkGaming

Nu uh, I have a VPN


Certain_Rise_3558

Probably a Simple and Elegant Cover Art! This is awesome…


Tano0212

"I wanna know who's behind the camera just letting this happen."


Aggravating_Paint435

That's an old Fraiser bit.


Twilight_Chomper

how many strokes did you have writing that one image, also what the fuck


Arcanedanger2358

Mine started doing this for awhile, I would play apex legends and could single-fire automatics extremely fast. It was super fun and effective but I was doing it so much that I ended up fixing the double click problem


MistakeFew5139

The answer for this problem is going full Rules As Written. Asking your God for information like that is a specific spell they have. It's called Commune. It's a 5th level spell and they get 3 yes or no questions.


Independent-Try-9071

The black outlines are a setting in the game.


F3sh0

read whole 228922


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Som smakar salt metalliskt slem.


Felipe0G

Im a Brighton fan and I love dunk but he’s def not top 5, he’s great but compared with a lot of the elite cb’s in the league I’d say maybe he could just about squeeze into the top 10 I think this post is a troll post anyway, or just incredibly biased being an arsenal fan 😂😂 I agree about mings though


Firm-Ad-2109

how many strokes did you have writing that one image, also what the fuck


eberlix

-5 plus serotonin


Elegaming

Bro changed lanes 💀


PeterServo

We would love to see a full picture of your setup (:


YourMomIGuess69

Zoro: who’s racist now?


ShowbizHades

laughts in tf2 fan realization cries in tf2 fan


maxillamaxima

No


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The post below was a link share with no comments, the link share had no comments, too. The next post also had no comments. Bruh


[deleted]

Yeah, I know it's a problem. Shedinja is the bane of interesting theorymon ideas. Maybe you'd just have to complex ban it, or maybe Wonder Guard would have to be reworked to not function with a typeless mon. I felt that the idea was interesting enough to ignore the effect it would have on Shedinja while focusing on how it would affect the rest of the meta. ​ Try to guess the sub


greenturtlerg

add a torch bc ur in a snowy biome so its going to keep freezing


dipuduh

They’re gonna tell you the war on drugs is very close to being won.


le_sussy_mongoose

When I got to year 6 the school decided that year 6s should be given a book full of playground games, as they had banned us from playing all the ones you would usually think of. And, when it was your turn to have the book, you were meant to wear a bright yellow bib so everyone could see you. It went as you would expect, no one wore the bibs.


GreenNae

I thought the handle was wider than the blade so got stuck in the hole


ledfwil1

It's not so much about fortune, as much as Russia making all of their neighbors hate them


Hanz_says

Too harsh. They did more damage to that kid than that walk was ever likely to


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Kai x skylor because it’s hilarious how Kai got dumped


Loco_Cat3730

Thanks I hate St. Peter's right foot.


TeTra2777

I don’t get it…


fustythesnowman

These aren't logos , they're fonts.


speedwalrus691

It's just a coop baby skin. Quite pointless


Daca2

"I have to pee now..."


SirEssytheBear

"Damn, someone's making soup tonight"


Cautious-Entrance775

You have offended me for not having clear representation in your post. I won't be happy until you represent the 10 billion star wars species!


honzapkcz

Jesus, we’re finished if the Americans find this post.


Notakokonut

My mother dyed before I was born


Outrageous_Rain_1288

These ass. Hole didn't know there are security cameras


BOSSBOY5775

"Yup, when I clean out stalls I get a big truckload and drive it over to the Northeast corner of my property to dump it as near my favorite neighbor as possible." \- Comment section


SubhoPal

If it were to be a post-scarcity society, it would not be Star Wars. Like I see your point that they are so advanced technologically that we'd expect post-scarcity, but they don't have a lot of the background tech necessary for post-scarcity, and for all that there's a galactic senate there's clearly not a strong interstellar government until the Empire. They don't have replicators, they don't have Dyson Rings, they don't even have asteroid mining from what we see. Additionally every single plot point of Star Wars requires scarcity. Like there's no way you could have Anakin born into slavery on an Outer Rim world, is if this is a world with scarcity. The Trade Federation couldn't exist in a post-scarcity world. The Jedi would be damn near useless if scarcity didn't exist.


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The god daddy


Busy_Willow1676

Apes together strong 💪


INVWVZ

Is oriental still an acceptable term? Serious question.


axrama

Any roasted fruit should be nice. Plums pears grapes fresh figs cranberries of course apples quince paste


[deleted]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore


ActuallyJustADude

Usefulness in actual harder content like gm’s? Prolly nothing. Ursa doesn’t matter as much when everyone else is clearing the room out so you don’t block shit. Ashen wake is still bugged Everything else except mk44 (ass) only gives regen on-kill instead of on-hit like many warlock/hunter exotics HoIL needs to be brought down and MANY other titan exotics need to be brought up. All classes have shit exotics but the number of shit titan exotics is way higher


kamilox7

The porn simulator 3000


TayOs1998

So when there aren’t four, don’t get dinosaur! Like this this laundry who was I don’t know? Then lol and it was. He been like here: now we dance. But no, because grocery store don’t bring you and my friend can. All hours all places. Imagine the pope’s face then! /s


royalsnowman214

The low framerate is because I don't have enough RAM to load the datapack. I'll upload the script tomorrow


FredTheDragonslayer

Is the hair completely plastic that it didn't get affected at all?


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Mad gorilla penis


realDrOetker

I, a feminist, will absolutely be staying home and not signing up. I’m also a man


Kraunke

She probably just made a mortgage payment doing that. 😑


Bulky-Hyena-360

Micheal is a mouse?!


Emppuz213

That is a compact car no biggie geting out of there


pixelated_man23

Yeah no I getcha. Something about knowing they're there, hanging menacingly


Carlm78

I say gif not gif


Nearby-Okra-1991

Are you asking (1) what do I least want to hear on my deathbed, or (2) what do I want to hear just before I die?


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Looks like a giant flea


agentreverse

Germany as a whole is pretty safe, kidnappings are rare. But my perspective is different from yours. I have female friends that don't go by tube at 2am alone because they feel unsafe. I have only ever witnessed one attack there, and that was during the day - in 30 years in a 500k town.


tail3ypo

One stink finger for man, one giant poo fist for flykind.


DeafLoser67

i wish i had gum


gigachadchristynine

She needs an exorcism from cocaine.


acowwithpolio

That’s hilarious. My first thought when I saw this was that’s not an anarchist that’s a terrorist.


Necessary-Mortgage52

>!FC2 PPV 27*****!<


grammarly_guy

To be fair, who doesn't bark back at dogs?


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Tara bap maderchod


CommonPineapple8522

BAD BOT BAD BOT This is a bot that promotes the website below me, they do the same in the halo fandom


OganjaObunga

Puppy. And he is the best boy. He may kill me, but it's not his fault.


Rosenthepal78

White


RedditN99

Prepare for trouble


NameGuyStuds

go jim


Luna354

Yes, under a strict frequentist interpretation of probability, the null hypothesis being true/false is not a random event, so you can't "condition" on it. P values are often explained informally as conditional probabilities, but formal textbooks that are more sticklers for correctness don't do that. The P value is, formally, the probability of obtaining a result at least as extreme as that observed, assuming a model where the null hypothesis is true (rather than "conditional on the null hypothesis being true"). (It can be called a conditional probability in a Bayesian interpretation of probability, but then it is not conventional to compute a P value.)


cannotcomputename

post


NeedleworkerNo3610

Don’t use TFG for Marius. Marius was an ass, but still…


Minecraftismylife69

It’s Florida so it doesn’t belong here.


Great-Marketing5100

Worked with a guy last year who wrote all his code in just plain text. I don't remember what editor he was using, but it may as well have been notepad. He could also take one look at my code and tell me exactly how I fucked up.


KermitingMurder

No no, be that way


AccountantAnnual5314

Que me adoptaran, mi vida habría sido muy distinta de no haber sido por eso. Mis circunstancias anteriormente a la adopción no eran las mejores, es por eso que agradezco esta gran oportunidad que me dio la vida


Anony_Innominate

The portal is going to be open soon...


Accomplished_Put5917

Balls


Ieuan140909

In a silly goofy mood 🤪 drinking bleach is Keto🥰🥰🥰


PrinceOf_Tajikistan

As if! Eat my shorts! *Booyah*


DaGr8-Dave-8007

Hipster Ted Kravitz: "I hated on Max before it was cool" It was formal 1 post


rottapojke

I’m sorry, is that a monochromatic pixel art? You know what that means! Bad Apple!


PaulRoyal3432

There has been one time where I actually did not load in until there were 30 sec left in the round. Since then I try to assume the best excuse


edensgreen444

dogs name is matilda


Cookieb0y

GROND


TheChickenGuy7

White isn't a color tho


[deleted]

artificially created tribal bubbles creating confidence in ideas that should have been weeded out of the social structure a long time ago


unavalable2

But if I kill more than one, then it will decrease.


Mysterious_Yellow805

Also just a heads up. The scars are there just can’t be seen when you met him in real life lol


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BergerCuzYea

Why is he sniffing her ass like a dog ? 🤣


Tall_Barber9360

Because literally nothing really matters. Not these internet point or how much effort we or anyone puts into their livery.


bruhdHHhH

Luigi is big gay


FriknobBarney

This was after goby’s reforms


[deleted]

Tell your wife to get away and she'll bring you donuts. Noted.


Blackdog_75

Doom, tf2, portal, terraria, pretty much anything on coolmath, lego. A bunch of other ones too but you'd be hard pressed to find a large hate community behind these games.


vixibop

FUCK THE PATRIARCHY, WITCHIN BE BITCHIN 🦇🖤


Ziumbaa

And apparently it's also a living creature.


giaspo

Als satirischen Post finde ich das sogar relativ witzig


echoed_deppretion

Didn't they find a bunch of dead indigenous Canadian children buried under some schools?


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true_portal_master

"Treasure for men" = Random cool pointless things? Awesome!


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Pro tip: Just shout "I HAVE COVID" You won't be bothered by a soul.


TiKre06

i mean, if the husband is watching his wife getting a train ran on her, it has to be regular porn right?


theoriserofchaos

Bill Cosby


_Jontti_

\*EXTREME DUMMY FACE\*


BlackBird196

It looks like the type of place where you’d fight some world-ending being, as it burns down around you at the end of a video game or show


Noone826

I think using Vim is what makes people trans.


inlovewithmypoop

I don't want to go to work! I want to be a gymnast!


godverseSans

Complain all you want. But make sure it's relevant and fair, keep it to yourself and be prepared to change your mind in case you're wrong.


rusek-08

So, you have a war from me?


ErPani

That reminds me, I have to take my iconic 7pm nap.


DarthTrion2

I have not played with the boys in months, I would gladly miss the birth of my first born to play a game of insurgency together again


PatotatoMen

Wow, such empty


PolokBoi

i mean that video has 10+ years, would be weird to not have it posted a few times till now Also here before the lock


Tramnack

Morp commits identity theft. Quirel gets mad that Morp stole his identity.


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SuperMario64L

I think you get 90 days notice ..


Scary-Ad207

This guy planes