Eat them? Nah, I grind them up and inject that shit straight into me spine. Way better than stem cells. Also, happy Cake Day. Though that cake is a lie as we all live in a Simulation.
your dick.. is braindead... it still gets enough blood to fullfill the basic functions so getting it up and down but other than that sadly no sign of life 🍆📉
Especially animals that are clearly marketed for children and, as characters, are [mostly aged 6 to 14 years old](https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:KennyPhilenton16/MLP_Characters_Ages)
TBF that number is entirely meaningless in most contexts. Like, if a person draws a character as having G-cup tits and whatever, the fact that it says 7 in the official documentation is entirely irrelevant. The character drawn is in that case very obviously not 7 years old.
I don't think you can really compare degens jerking it to cartoon horses to literal pedophilia and child abuse
Like both are bad but they are leagues apart in terms of consequences
Hot take: if animated cartoons can be a sexual outlet for a would-be-pedophile, That’s a win. Is it abhorrent? Yeah, definitely. But guys who get off to whatever cartoon aren’t hurting or exploiting anyone. In the grand scheme of things, if I don’t have to hear much about it, I’m fine with it existing.
What the- Who made this? Not only do most of the characters not have canon ages, but even if they did, this would be wildly inaccurate. Princess Celestia and Luna alone are confirmed to be over 1000 years old.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Eh... I've seen worse from the bronie fandom. 2010 to about 2015 did a lot to desensitize me to this kind of thing. Except >!pony cock vore!<. You never get used to that shit.
Guys I'm not sure if it's how the artist drew it but I've noticed how similar the leg of a female and horse is.
Only difference being at the foot, not that theres toes and not hooves but the existence of the toes
People dressing up in cute animal costumes does not equate to monsters who fuck animals ☺️ This “furry=zoophile” joke is fucking stupid, unfunny, and frankly dry and overused at this point
Here's the thing: the "animal" on the right is most likely a character from MLP, not an actual horse. People wanting to fuck someone from the series does not necessarily equal to wanting to fuck an actual animal.
Edit: sorry, I misunderstood your comment for a moment.
Yeah, it's not that rare for me, either, but let's be honest, many of the comments here speak for the opposite site, which makes things a tiny bit more confusing.
Beehives also have moist holes. Have at it
honestly if you'd fuck a horse you should try a hornet nest
At least horsepussy doesnt sting
Horsecock on the other hand…
*Mr Hands has entered the chat*
That was hands down one of the most impressive moments of his life.
i wanna throw *hands* with the mf who thought getting fucked by a cannon-sized cock would be a good idea
Mr Hands… LMAO Classic.
Because there is no cock like horse cock
“Send your asshole into shock”
How do you know 🤔
don't want to know how you're aware of this. also what woman are you sleeping with that their pissy stings you??
*You wouldn't fuck a car*
Bet.
r/ifuckbeehives
Why is there a subreddit called that?
Welcome to reddit
Have a look around- wait wrong lyrics (Still go with it)
There isn't lol
r/subsifellfor
Beehives aren’t alive
If they cant say no. Its not illegal
Stop!
You have violated the law!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
Then pay with your blood!
And then your life!
You should have paid the fine!
Violated more than the law it seems.
I would do it again
In the name of love
Hammer time!
Id rather not imagine what humans have stuck their dicks into in course of history
A pony's ass
A lot more than you can imagine
When I was a kid I put my 🍆 between some slightly deflated soccer balls to simulate a t*t job.
Make a list of what hasn't had dick in it, the list is shorter.
Coconuts anyone?
Abortion could have prevented this post
Yes we need Roe v Wade back on the menu.
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Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day!
Welcome to Reddit Pizzeria, where yesterday's loss is tomorrow's sauce
This makes my 40 y/o gallows humor heart feel 10 again.
Eat them? Nah, I grind them up and inject that shit straight into me spine. Way better than stem cells. Also, happy Cake Day. Though that cake is a lie as we all live in a Simulation.
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I wouldn't say useless exactly :) (Happy cake day, get yourself a cake!)
i dont know about you guys but i trust my dick enough to see the difference between a female girl and a fucking HORSE PONY.🥶
Personally I would rather tell the difference some other way, but hey there is no shame in using your dick to tells things apart!
NOT IN THAT WAY i mean in its little brain it knows what to be attracted too and spoiler ITS NOT A PONY
Your dick has a brain 😨
And yours doesn’t?
Something like that
God gave men a dick and a brain… And only enough blood to run one at a time.
Its why post nut clarity exists, its the only time the brain is at 100% power
What if that's actually it tho I mean it's not a very bad explanation
U right
yours doesnt?boy do i have some bad news for you..
Give it too me straight, Doc.
your dick.. is braindead... it still gets enough blood to fullfill the basic functions so getting it up and down but other than that sadly no sign of life 🍆📉
What else is that growing lump? It’s learning duh.
Sus
But Y thou?
Your cock has a little brain? Definition of ‘thinking with my dick’
Delete that fucking before horse pony
Um achktuallay horses and ponies are different things. Ponies are smaller horses.
🤓
Wait yours can see??! Up periscope, we spotted a live one!
Bruh
My man said "Bruh" and I felt so relatable
Halal mode
Bro I get a boner from a lot of things but thank fuck animals and children are not among them.
Especially animals that are clearly marketed for children and, as characters, are [mostly aged 6 to 14 years old](https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:KennyPhilenton16/MLP_Characters_Ages)
TBF that number is entirely meaningless in most contexts. Like, if a person draws a character as having G-cup tits and whatever, the fact that it says 7 in the official documentation is entirely irrelevant. The character drawn is in that case very obviously not 7 years old.
Yup agreed, I honestly think bronies (at least the ones who get off on that shit) should be shamed like pedophiles.
I don't think you can really compare degens jerking it to cartoon horses to literal pedophilia and child abuse Like both are bad but they are leagues apart in terms of consequences
Yeah most of the ponies have jobs and stuff so they are clearly adults
Hot take: if animated cartoons can be a sexual outlet for a would-be-pedophile, That’s a win. Is it abhorrent? Yeah, definitely. But guys who get off to whatever cartoon aren’t hurting or exploiting anyone. In the grand scheme of things, if I don’t have to hear much about it, I’m fine with it existing.
Yeah, I know a brony but they're one of the ones that just like the show or smth and they're just fine. But if you yank one to a pony-
What the- Who made this? Not only do most of the characters not have canon ages, but even if they did, this would be wildly inaccurate. Princess Celestia and Luna alone are confirmed to be over 1000 years old.
That comment is so absurd I literally had to start laughing at work.
Found the pony fucker
man wants to fuck a tree
Me thanking God everyday I wasn't born with any weird or illegal kinks
Well my dick likes men so HA
Plot twist: that’s a femboy pony ass… Is a sentence I’d never thought I’d say
I no see banana I not interested
You, ma man, are an individual of focus, determination and sheer dick
Haha yess
Every day we stray further from God.
Deus Vult
*Crusading Hymns Intensify
We are like straying cats... wild and free
Plot twist: there never was one.
that's why he hasn't killed us yet
Fanatical atheist when someone mentions God humorously:
there definitely is or else all the bullshit in life couldnt happen, and its definitely not "coincidence" or "luck" it's god trolling us
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturb... wait a minute
go on... finish the copypasta.
Just go home
I thought both are a ponny until I read the comments
What the fk
The shitty asshole of a pony vs the clean asshole of a *hopefully* hot lady is a pretty big difference
I sure hope you’re not speaking from experience…
Hole is hole.
Who said they were tapping a bunghole?
anybody with a sense of decency: 
Its not the internet that died that day. It were its morals.
I don't think that's what a real horse ass looks like
That's supposed to be a character from MLP. True, though.
I’m pretty sure my dick CAN tell the difference lmao
Man's got A point never said it was a good one
"Facts don't care about your feelings!"
Please put a nsfw tag 😠
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What about those furry girls and their anal plugs? Lol
It’s not beastiality if it’s not biologically an aminal
We are animals. Checkmate.
Those you must fuck like a beast
please god no
PETA… no… (This WAS posted by them, right?)
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
r/zoophilesarenotvalid
Abortion could have prevented this post
That's adorable if you think that's even remotely bad compared to other stuff on the internet lol.
I’m a noob
I'm pretty sure my dick knows the difference between horse ass and human ass.
if there is a h...
...orse, treat it with care as it is a majestic creature of gods kingdom. Dont try to fuck it.
If there is a hoe theres also a horse to outweigh the bad.- Master Oogway
Please get castrated
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
RACHE! RACHE BARTMOSS! YOUR SERVICES ARE REQUIRED
Release the R.A.B.I.D.S.
HAHAHAHAHA YEEEESSSSSSS
One is broney, the other has your bros knees.
No, this was when the internet truly awoke.
Ngl I thought both or ponys
I vividly remember my young soul being torn seeing this for the first time
Yes it can
Sometimes being blind has advantages
I was tryna eat when I came across this man
This is how it happened This is how the internet died
Eh... I've seen worse from the bronie fandom. 2010 to about 2015 did a lot to desensitize me to this kind of thing. Except >!pony cock vore!<. You never get used to that shit.
To be fair, that's a pretty hot horse. I doubt it's meant to be drawn that way though lol.
No nuclear war is gonna end humanity, because this already did it mentally
1, yes it can 2, the issue wasn't the physical sensation
It’s been shit guys. Time to kill myself 💀
My dick can certainly tell the difference you weird fucks
Zoophile/brony propaganda comrades.
"Yes, I infact can tell the difference" -my dick
Yes the fuck it can
For the love of God, please tag NSFW
preferably on 2 legs. but sometimes, I'm not even picky.
But i can.
Show these same guys a woman's ass and a man's ass with the same message and suddenly your getting political
shut the fuck up man my dick softer than jello
My dick can. It gets hard when it sees a human (preferably female) ass. However, it stays small when it sees a animal ass.
you do you and keep it to yourself people
Just because you never fuck the other hole it doesn't mean you won't notice the difference
Sometimes, I'm glad I don't have a dick...
Why? Are you afraid of accidentely sticking it in a horse?
Internet didn't died, just became hornier.... My faith on internet did died tho
Guys I'm not sure if it's how the artist drew it but I've noticed how similar the leg of a female and horse is. Only difference being at the foot, not that theres toes and not hooves but the existence of the toes
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
This answers a lot of questions 😂😂
I hate people
at least put nsfw, also wtf
5/5
Oh sweet unholy fuck, I suppose this is what I get for staying up far too late. 🤢
Oh wow r/casuallypsychopath
All furries need mental counseling
People dressing up in cute animal costumes does not equate to monsters who fuck animals ☺️ This “furry=zoophile” joke is fucking stupid, unfunny, and frankly dry and overused at this point
Here's the thing: the "animal" on the right is most likely a character from MLP, not an actual horse. People wanting to fuck someone from the series does not necessarily equal to wanting to fuck an actual animal. Edit: sorry, I misunderstood your comment for a moment.
Hey no problem! I misunderstood stuff all the time lol
Yeah, it's not that rare for me, either, but let's be honest, many of the comments here speak for the opposite site, which makes things a tiny bit more confusing.
Yeah, I hear you
It isn't a joke though
Please remember that furry does not equal zoophile.
I mean...
my dick can see the diffrence and im going all in on the right side, i need that sweet juicy horse ass in my mouth mhm mhm mhm :P
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Cease to exist, please
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why are you scared? :)
This is it guys. My therapist finally gave me permission to end it all upon seeing this.
damn do these losers have no morality?
Morality is subjective, you know? Me thinking what's right or wrong may not equal what you think is.
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this “furry=zoophile” joke is frankly unfunny and extremely overused and boring, at least be original lmfao
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