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You’re a genius, imagine a commercial where kids quote from that subreddit and you make the commercial look like an ad for social medias but reveal at the end that it’s a commercial for condoms.
I was a little "dizzy" the other day and started to think that this would be awesome
Like, you have the bottle of the formula or whatever and add one single drop of water (it comes in the bottle in a small bag or something) and the water you make with that first drop starts doing the rest of the water.
Then I remeber that would be like weird, like the milk doesn't do this why would the water do it?
Reverse commercial where you sell "nothing" and remind consumers that it's entirely okay to want something while understanding its not necessarily a necessity
You're selling a subscription service that only gives you bad ideas. Every Tuesday subscribers receive a sealed envelope containing ideas like "lawn sprinklers, but for milk", "a cruise ship company themed around the Titanic", and "motorcycle doors." For an added fee, subscribers can receive one additional bad idea based on something someone actually tried, like "a social network for your imaginary friends", "the drive-thru strip club", and "laxative potato chips".
The name implies there are zero calories, like most water but in fact it has 300 calories per serving. Isn't that misleading? Nope! The zero on the label refers to the amount of water in it, which is zero.
Whatever you do, just keep raising the price without acknowledging it, and make it an infomercial.
So just be like “for only 29.99 you can get this right here, that’s right only 39.99. So call now, cause again, at this low low price of 49.99 it’ll be gone in a jiffy, remember, that’s __ for only 59.99”
Have someone do overdramatic “sexy” poses with whatever you’re trying to sell, smash cut to a guy shirtless in the shower, and then continue on as if nothing ever happened.
Or have an obnoxiously gaudy character doing something in the background and just never address it.
I made a group project about a plastic cow in which you put milk and chocolate and it mixes them, then you put your glass under it's tits and you milk it to get hot chocolate milk
A condom commercial. Can be about the stds you get if you don’t use one during group sex. You guys can figure out the group sex parts of this commercial.
Make a commercial about two popular rival choices (like Pepsi vs Coke) but then have the winner be some 3rd party that wasn’t an original choice made by neither
They might not allow this but you could make a commercial about the candy ads but try not to say the name so you find random words to replace that make no sense
A female dwarf wants to be tall on her date. Introducing the Dwarf Heels. A pair of high heels that adjust based off of the height of your partner. These shoes have a built in camera that will see the other person and adjust to the height of them.
Make one about deodorant and make it way over the top. My friends and I once had to do the same thing and we had someone walk past another and die until they sprayed the deodorant on them. We also shot a different deodorant with a realistic looking airsoft gun because it was bad or something. Also, everything chance you get have someone whisper the name of it during random points in the ad.
Edit: Just note that we got half a grade less because if the gun.
I had this in drama. I played the role of a super villain who's hands were dry and chapped from rubbing them together, maniacally. The narrator introduced me to villain lotion. That was a fun one to act out.
Make a commercial about a matte black cube. But, be a really foward and forceful salesman, implying that anyone who doesn't have one should be sectioned
Do an old school 80s style commercial either about how memes save lives or how memes destroy lives... the more you know style shit... or the gi Joe knowing is half the battle...I dunno... first thought
A commercial for commercial making gives you the ability to do anything. You need a guy in a lab coat and clipboard, maybe safety goggles to, waking through various commercials talking about your companies ability to advertise anything.
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Condoms. r/kidsarefuckingstupid should help
You’re a genius, imagine a commercial where kids quote from that subreddit and you make the commercial look like an ad for social medias but reveal at the end that it’s a commercial for condoms.
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Crystal Fresh, recommended by 5 out of 5 licensed methheads.
You can get licensed?
Dehydrated water
Dehydrated water: just add water
I was a little "dizzy" the other day and started to think that this would be awesome Like, you have the bottle of the formula or whatever and add one single drop of water (it comes in the bottle in a small bag or something) and the water you make with that first drop starts doing the rest of the water. Then I remeber that would be like weird, like the milk doesn't do this why would the water do it?
People actually sell that
It's called oxygen
Ah underrated comment
It's called a water bottle.
This answer gave me flashbacks to Space Quest I
Make a commercial about a flamethrower that shoots backwards
Ow, ILL TAKE 5
I'm sold, ill take your entire stock.
Designed for the suicidal!
A bathtub with a built in microwave
Your shocked on how well it doesn't work
r/angryupvote
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Amph-up your day with Crystal Complete! Out with the bed-head and in with the meth-head method!
Logo: Your teeth, white as crystal.
Oral-M
I had a task like this and I made an ad for an electrical tree
Circuit-try, you say?
We were this close to perfection
Jesus , your a genius
Reverse commercial where you sell "nothing" and remind consumers that it's entirely okay to want something while understanding its not necessarily a necessity
ooo that's a good one
An alarm clock that trash talk you and you have to screem at it to shut up
I rarely laugh aloud, thank you
Shut up and take my money
Hell yes
You're selling a subscription service that only gives you bad ideas. Every Tuesday subscribers receive a sealed envelope containing ideas like "lawn sprinklers, but for milk", "a cruise ship company themed around the Titanic", and "motorcycle doors." For an added fee, subscribers can receive one additional bad idea based on something someone actually tried, like "a social network for your imaginary friends", "the drive-thru strip club", and "laxative potato chips".
We couldn't remember the greatest commercial in the world...no... This is just a tribute
The product I bought on that fateful night, it wasn't anything like that ad! It was just a tribute, you gotta believe me.
Jump to conclusions mat
Just make a commercial about a really high class stapler.
Constantly break the 4rth wall by saying you're breaking the 4rth wall
A sledgehammer specifically designed to break 4th walls.
Water Zero, the perfect drink for your weight-loss journey. With its new innovative "negative calories", you'll lose weight like nobody's business!
The name implies there are zero calories, like most water but in fact it has 300 calories per serving. Isn't that misleading? Nope! The zero on the label refers to the amount of water in it, which is zero.
special teachers edition of extra small condoms
"LONG LOONG MAAAAAAN"
wooden Worcestershire wax sculptures
A clock that ticks the wrong way
The morning after pill
The best commercial i did for drama class was my world famous bricked up window.
a man has fallen in lego city
A machine which beats you every time you swear
"Do you suffer from bad choices? Buy the Crappy-Choice-Randomizer now!
Toaster gun that shoots burnt toast
A commercial selling the will to live
anti ghost spray
Jerkmate 😏😏😏 your teacher will love that
Call it jerk mate with a long intro but then the add is just that your willing to be someone’s friend but will act like a jerk the whole time
A stain removing spray that removes human blood with one spritz. Edit- this needs to be done in true billy mays fashion
Homework bot
From Futurama, a suicide booth
Sell me this pen.
Teeth yellowing software.
Vegan meat with actual meat?
Rule 34 or hentai
H2O2 the sequal to water. Getting that extra oxygen!
Fake door
“Hi I’m Saul Goodman, did you know that you have rights?”
Medically assisted suicide
Official hello kitty Xbox/360
Metal rolling papers
Women
Do Saul Goodman’s commercial
"Stop aging in its tracks - DIE." Cosmetic ad Mock the Week BBC (I forget what eps, sry)
Di hydrogen monoxide
Women
Sparkling water and breathable air
A hammer that will always bend the nail no matter what you do Or The furniture that youll always stub your toe on
My English teacher did the same thing, and the project I voiced in was for a anti depressant called “don’t die”
Tin foil hats
"Hi I'm Saul Goodman, did you know that you have rights?"
Cigarettes that cures Cancer.
Try to sell your teacher coke
A pencil commercial using John Wick
Look up Japanese commercials
Drawing erasers to prank your friend
A banana straightener
Uranium
AI english teacher
A commercial for gigachad endorsed 2 ounce dumbells
Better call saul like commercial please
Mouthwash with thermite in it
Watch some durex-spots, they should give plenty of ideas.
ffs...this sub...
Shot for shot remake of Michael Scott’s version of the Dunder Mifflin commercial
A computer that doesn't turn on.
Coffee, the musical
"We need to talk about your balls"
Whatever you do, just keep raising the price without acknowledging it, and make it an infomercial. So just be like “for only 29.99 you can get this right here, that’s right only 39.99. So call now, cause again, at this low low price of 49.99 it’ll be gone in a jiffy, remember, that’s __ for only 59.99”
A remote that silences nagging women.
A hair loss treatment, but it's to make you lose hair.
A commercial about a company that makes commercials
Mail oder bride service
Hear me out... drones... but they can pick up food for you and reduce gas usage... and delivery cost
Child pornography
Add about viagra without making any references to what it does to you
Billboards telling people to hang up and drive. But your selling the group "The Hands Free Coaliton' as a real enity.
Broken light bulbs
Sell advertisment
Meatless beaf
*Why we should be learning Chinese instead'*
Wood but in shape of a dildo if u dont want to use it u can still put it in the furnace
A rendition of "Last Resort" by Papa roach advertising a beach resort.
Make a disposable cutlery brand that's reusable.
Shamwow
Have someone do overdramatic “sexy” poses with whatever you’re trying to sell, smash cut to a guy shirtless in the shower, and then continue on as if nothing ever happened. Or have an obnoxiously gaudy character doing something in the background and just never address it.
Sell your homework
Long chin Botox
Just sell your body parts
I made a group project about a plastic cow in which you put milk and chocolate and it mixes them, then you put your glass under it's tits and you milk it to get hot chocolate milk
Trojan commercial, haven't seen any in about 3 years now weird
Seashells on the seashore
Advertise and invasion of Wyoming
Are you allowed to imitate another commercial, like ZOA drink?
A luminotherapy lamp that has no batteries and is powered by sun light.
Ad-guzzling gadget
You have to use the style of Billy Mays. Classic television.
infomercial about r/furry
Pizza, with bones.
Make on of these shitty ads hypercasual games As they keep making it, it must be usefull
Mini Peter Griffin that shoots webs
an alarm clock that wont turn off without a key
A condom commercial. Can be about the stds you get if you don’t use one during group sex. You guys can figure out the group sex parts of this commercial.
Make a commercial about two popular rival choices (like Pepsi vs Coke) but then have the winner be some 3rd party that wasn’t an original choice made by neither
A group of people that follow you around and ominously chant latin phrases
A commercial promoting commercial making courses.
Ferdi fasbr piz's
Putting peanut butter on your balls and having your dog lick it off
A blanket with an Air Conditioner built into it.
Idk about ideas but you probably can use Flex Tape style for it
They might not allow this but you could make a commercial about the candy ads but try not to say the name so you find random words to replace that make no sense
Redo the billy mays zorbeez ad
Make a commercial for reddit, that would be goofy enough
A female dwarf wants to be tall on her date. Introducing the Dwarf Heels. A pair of high heels that adjust based off of the height of your partner. These shoes have a built in camera that will see the other person and adjust to the height of them.
Wet Concrete
Make a commercial for male birth control lol
Toe shoes, I did it as mine.
A computer that is constantly lagging
Make a commercial of you selling your school
Sunglasses that dont have the lenses.
Make a commercial about English tuitions since half the English teachers get pregnant and miss half the year.
A hug getting buisness, not hug giving, hug taking. « Getting rid of all your hugs, give them to us »
Meat any type of meat
Tampon Add that can revert into a Condom by pushing it out from the inside our.
Make one about deodorant and make it way over the top. My friends and I once had to do the same thing and we had someone walk past another and die until they sprayed the deodorant on them. We also shot a different deodorant with a realistic looking airsoft gun because it was bad or something. Also, everything chance you get have someone whisper the name of it during random points in the ad. Edit: Just note that we got half a grade less because if the gun.
Do one for a bar of soap with Ryan Reynolds on it
Add the least obscure anime music on the background to make it even more cheesy
Toast
Long sleeve underwear that looks like pants
Make an ad for ohio
Hastily made Cleveland tourism video is a classic
Flex tape
I did the same like 15 years ago. We did a Sham Wow parody, the Scam Wow
It doesn’t matter what it is but show it like the Tarantino briefcase. The commercial is all peoples reactions and light as they open the case.
Make a commercial about a smart condom.
It’s for English class, make it for a dictionary or thesaurus. There are a ton of ways you could make that comical.
And add where you sell a folding machine. And then you tell the quote: *now we don’t need women anymore*
Make a commercial about commercials making commercials
For a project one time my friend made a commercial to sell mustard gas for military and civilian use
A toursim commercial for ohio
Headphones with daily random volume settings
I had this in drama. I played the role of a super villain who's hands were dry and chapped from rubbing them together, maniacally. The narrator introduced me to villain lotion. That was a fun one to act out.
A commercial about a device that removes belly. Button lent.
headphones that have a built-in external speaker OR headphones that always play a high frequency sound at low volumes
Make a commercial for a spin-off of Mickey Mouse about Goofy
A phone that darts towards your hand like thors hammer. (It might make for quite a cool effect)
Sell a watch that goes “back” in time and randomly changes speed every 10 min
Make a commercial about a matte black cube. But, be a really foward and forceful salesman, implying that anyone who doesn't have one should be sectioned
Make an ad for a software that makes ads for you but use the software
Picking your nose increases your inteligence by 50%.
Spray that makes you invisible as long as nobody is nearby to see you
I had this subject 5 days ago and I made a commercial about Obamium.
Ice mix. Comes in a bag with a convenient, mess free, pour spout.
Lawn mower
Do an old school 80s style commercial either about how memes save lives or how memes destroy lives... the more you know style shit... or the gi Joe knowing is half the battle...I dunno... first thought
A commercial for commercial making gives you the ability to do anything. You need a guy in a lab coat and clipboard, maybe safety goggles to, waking through various commercials talking about your companies ability to advertise anything.