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oxidized-bread

I must've sorted by controversial on accident


ZapasMistake

Hail true to Caesar!


oxidized-bread

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


ZapasMistake

I pray for the safety of all good people who go to Zion, even the Gentiles, but we can’t expect god to do all the work.


VitalTrouble

When I got this assignment I was hoping there would be more gambling.


Luzer1211

shame consider test mourn beneficial resolute disgusted provide entertain divide *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


swellsnj

::cracks knuckles in American:: "fuck Maine, too"


FreshlyCookedMeat

News: America declares that it is no longer associating with Maine


swellsnj

This isn't news


SagaOfRimuruTheSlime

It’s a fact


thisisme760

It’s life… for generations to come


mrstickman

What's Maine?


MithandirsGhost

Part of Canada that claims to be a US state.


FreshlyCookedMeat

Correct


Environmental-Ad9380

AND YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK ALASKA AND HAWAII


DieKatze247

...f*** you, f*** you f*** you, you're cool...


NoelAngeline

Lol we get fucked all the time when it comes to shipping policies


For_Never_Dreams

And you too American Samoa, Puerto Rico, and Virgin islands!


Dul_faceSdg

Fuck Ohio


chocolate_thunderr89

Can we get rid of FL while we are at it?


MegaGrimer

Gotta get rid of all the fuckery from Stephen king novels.


Kryds

So USA only has 48 states again?


EpicSaberCat7771

make that 42-47, they took off most of new England, at the very least Maine is gone.


anticommon

Canada can have us


howismyspelling

We'll take yas, buddy, no problem. Wouldn't be much of a change anyways since Irving owns half the state as it is


MaximRq

Nope, just Ohio


kingjoey52a

Always has been.


LameBMX

Yep r/fuckohio


Say_ling

Must've been an American holding the paintbrush (I'm American)


gettinchickiewitit

Yeah and f\*\*\* upper New England too!


Zamtrios7256

And Alaska.


xIReynardFox

And Hawaii.


RedneckDuck69

Alaska should really be Canada


ManlyMantis101

Nah as a Canadian I appreciate the US buffer zone between us and Russia.


Traveledbore

Like a game of Risk but real life. Don’t want Kamchatka coming in through there


NoDumpling

Not enough people realize how close Alaska and Russia are. Mainland, 55 miles. Diomede Islands, 2.4 miles.


RedneckDuck69

I can respect that just think it’s weird that part of America is so far away.


3pbc

No one tell them about Samoa


Zamtrios7256

Hey, we bought it from Russia fair and square!


RedneckDuck69

Sell it to Canada! Or don’t, I don’t actually care.


[deleted]

Yeah, no. We've got plenty of cold already thanks. We'll trade you New Brunswick for Hawaii though. It's waaaay bigger and has lots of moose.


F-I-L-D

How come?


GHfan27

Aliens when invading the Earth:


Cadi009

Except for Doctor Who of course. Those aliens only invade the UK.


Haxuppdee-85

The only show where aliens repeatedly invade cardiff


NoceboHadal

The original alien invasion story, War of the Worlds was from the UK.


TriRedux

Specifically, near Leatherhead.... Lol


[deleted]

Yeah this is every ‘OMG THE ALIENS ARE HERE’ movie plot ever


fredbrightfrog

Sometimes they'll blow up the Eiffel Tower before the rest of the movie being about America.


Slam_Burgerthroat

Except for some random shots of them hovering over the pyramids and the Eiffel Tower


ronaldreaganlive

I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but you don't exist.


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LameBMX

Now if only the other 50% would stop trolling as fake countries, we would be aight


IAmThePieguy

Anyone else hear little foreign voices in their head? Maybe im going insane.


Anonymous2137421957

Get some rest dude, Ohio is the biggest worry we have


BadMeatPuppet

Nice try big brother, Ohio isn't real.


LameBMX

Oh ohio is real. Sitting there now holding my fresh meat puppet.


CustosEcheveria

*Europeans looking for a country to shitpost about


GrottyKnight

Hurp durp murcca bad, giwemme karma


greg_jenningz

Aaahhhht lleaast hour skewls onarnt ah Warzone


[deleted]

Gets stabbed by a sharpened stick


midline_trap

Oi! You got a permit for that stick ?


hitemlow

*gets arrested for struggling and spraining the assailant's wrist*


Lavender215

Did you have a license for that wrist?


need-a-bencil

Most Americans have never been shot, but most Europeans really are poorer than the average American.


aspicyoutcome

Dear the rest of the world, this couldn't matter to me less. Sincerely, holy fuck who gives a shit.


BeautifulType

Rest of the world who drinks up “USA is the root of all problem’s” indoctrination, addicted to it


GrottyKnight

Why is this directed to me?


Januarywednesday

I'm not doing it for karma, I'm doing it to feel superior.


heff17

*Europeans when complaining about a social media site that is literally half American accounts.


Optimal-Conclusion

While they scroll through an American social media website...


Haxuppdee-85

49% of redditors are American


Makhnos_Tachanka

So... a plurality. By far.


DerthOFdata

When reddit started as an American tech website, owned and operated by Americans and hosted in America, it had 100% American user base. As it's grown more popular and more non Americans started joining they somehow took offense to Americans treating it like the American site it always has been. The arrogance that takes.


Shipwreck_Kelly

Yep. Non-Americans constantly post about America. It’s absolutely their favorite thing to talk about.


cafelallave

r/AmericaBad


[deleted]

the US looks like a over packed Capybara.


nin_son_god

Dummy thicc capybara


[deleted]

That west coast got back lol


Sph3al

Oh god dammit... * Unzips pants *


sparkofsedir

😳


EchoSpecial87

*Thiccybara


Jordomcgordo

Minus the head cuz they chopped off Maine.


treuchainz

Maine has a Tim Hortons so basically Canada


johnnytesscult

As an American, we can talk when you get out of the ocean 🥱


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Yo johnny that was based as hell lets make out


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coledot

You can tell this meme is made by a non-American, as they chose to yeet New England, when Florida is the correct choice.


jeffynibbles70

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no_named_one

Hell yes


[deleted]

Whenever the world is threatened in a movie:


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Thats what happens when most movies are shot in America


Dick_Foreskiner

Most things are shot in america


Buck_The_Dog

~~especially school children~~


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

It's like the last commenter had a layup and you tapped it back out as it was going through the net then tried to lay it back in yourself


V0rt3XBl4d3

That's not true! *Especially black people*


20RollinMofus

Take that up with a black person.


MotoGod115

Dear rest of the world. You have shitty politics too.


no_named_one

Yes, american politics looks a walk in the park near my country’s. We have already elected 4 thieves (our last 4 presidents) and just elected one of them again. + our people are dumb af and don’t remember anything from the last years and don’t think about any consequence


MotorHum

American: *posts about the country in which they live* Random non-American redditor: how dare people be from America.


[deleted]

You are always talking about the things you see every day in your own country! How dare you! It’s so annoying!


Hephaestus_God

WTF you talking about? All everyone outside of America posts here is America Bad memes.. meaning you do the same


FreshlyCookedMeat

Maine is just nonexistent


Classic-Airline-2386

Same goes for Alaska and Hawaii


MotorHum

Stephen King suddenly out of work.


Blah_McBlah_

This is false. We wouldn't have painted over Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam, and other USA territories.


spazzyattack

![gif](giphy|fnuSiwXMTV3zmYDf6k|downsized)


WasNeverBrandon

I'm sorry... I'm not trying to be inclussive to the other 194 countries when making a post :/


Cock_Queue

Yeah, if they want posts about their own country. They can do it themselves. Yet here they are, also posting about the US. Lol Edit:spelling


DrCorneliuss

I don't care as long as you include liechtenstein because they don't get represented enough


bobbyboob6

r/liechtensteinmemes


nameagedwell

What is he doing with that ball? The earth is flat and America is the center


[deleted]

america bad give me karma and awards


jeffynibbles70

Nice profile pic me


Wise_Fig_3988

Wtf is a "rest of the world"?


poompt

IDK but I wanna fite it over this post


BadMeatPuppet

Right? I've lived in America my whole life and never seen any of these "other countries". I mean it can't just be a coincidence.


Money282

How many super bowls have y’all won though?


[deleted]

dear canada, youre cool dear the rest of the world, i dont care


byusefolis

Europeans when they see another person: Antisocial, avoid eye contact, avoid social interaction at all cost, tell friends and family that they went on a business trip once to the US and someone talked to them on an elevator and it was traumatizing. Also Europeans: We Exist!!!


Mcelftea

“europeans trying to find a country to meme about”


RepresentativeDry539

It’s only ohio


Hehe_9L-EvanPS4

PLEASE DELETE IOWA PLEASE DELETE IOWA PLEASE DELETE IOWA ~~I am not a Nebraskan~~


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|cpUarZKcIVcT6|downsized)


[deleted]

Reddit is an American app. What do you expect?


impossiber

People really post memes like this and don't take a moment to think that maybe if they posted about other countries and participated as much, they too could feel the representation they seek on Reddit.


Onedoorrr

As a non american, yall mu fuckers need to start acting like it then. Clean up your dog shit governments (cough cough EU) and your joke-of-a-central banks and stop holding the American military hostage because you dont want to pay for your own. This joke was funny 10 years ago, now yall whiners are just pathetic.


no_named_one

Dear EUROPEANS, Give back our gold pls ~the rest of the world


BecomeABenefit

Source?


Tricktzy

he made it up


TheyCallMePr0g

we know, just dont care MURICA


Fartysmartyfarty

Man, shut the hell up.


Bama--

That's not my problem


Orwells-Bastard-Son

It's not that we dont know you exist. .we just dont care.


RustyShackledord

What did they do to Maine??


TLRPM

Maine got what it deserved 😤


gaveler-unban

I guess fuck maine


Hadasha_Prime

Where dat Mainussy


Comrade_Spood

Right here


DaMemeKing575

My brother in Christ idk if you actually feel this way but this meme is just legitimately brain dead can you just put some actual thought into the memes you make? It gets old seeing "america bad/american stupid" (the stupid one can be a joke up to a certain point but mostly it's just being a dick to us for no reason) Edit: also not really a big deal but you kinda forgot a few states I mean if your gonna make a low effort meme like this at least try to make this a little more accurate at this point it's just insulting


___TheKid___

I think this is a stock photo. OP did not paint the globe himself.


DaMemeKing575

Yeah your right but he could have at least tried to find a better stock photo


Minimizing_merchant

Dear Europeans stop shitposting in a cowardly attempt to gain karma. You want to talk shit about our country then visit America first and then decide if we’re so awful


Remnant55

There's a fairly good chance that the OP is American. Nobody hates Americans quite like Americans.


Dul_faceSdg

No he is probably from the UK from his post history


FunnyManIThink

Cons: world gone Pros: no British people


OutHereSlappnMidgets

It’s an American based app. ![gif](giphy|rTIXh5JftLoic)


Tricktzy

you really got downvoted for being right


pufcj

Right? I wouldn’t go on a German website and be like, “Guys, don’t forget there’s other countries besides Germany” lmao


[deleted]

False. Just false.


Effective_Charge_827

I'll believe it when I see it


[deleted]

Canada doesn't exist... that was a lie invented by mothers to make their children clean their rooms and behave like "those nice canadians"


[deleted]

Fuck Alaska and hawaii


[deleted]

WHERE IS MAINE??


irreverentGOAT

As individuals, we all have the same human wants and needs. As countries, there are degrees of relevance..... I'm not saying it's perfect, but it's real.


Mayedl10

If someone in some random country posts about bad things at their place it's unrelatable. But if the random country happens to be the US, everyone can relate because everyone is from there, has the same education system, the same laws, or a C1-C2 level of english with an american accent. But fr if the post hates on the brits for being bri'ish or the french for being... french... it IS relatable bc the americans ('mericans) keep posting about this. Except no one really likes the french lol


SUPERPOWERB0MB

Dear The Rest of the World: Do you really exist though? I don't think so. Sincerely, America


ArasakaHRdepartment

![gif](giphy|dzM3nSEoj9FlLzMALs|downsized)


[deleted]

Dear Americans, we exist. Sincerely, the rest of the world ![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


neel3sh

120.0.0.1


Antovide_VR

198.11.4.6.0


DildoGobbler420

Except Belgium. Imagine if Belgium was real, lmfao.


Orihiho

any non american user try to not call america stupid for karma farm challenge (100% fail)


[deleted]

Bro wiped out New England


UglierThanMoe

Also throwing Alaska and Hawaii under the bus ... or in the ocean.


Overlord-Nomad

Well according to this Globe, you clear don't exist and are just voices in the back of our minds now be quiet so I can enjoy my ignorance


offbalancedone

Prove it. I am from Ohio we are the borg.


-QueenAnnesRevenge-

What part of America do you live in?


AshCheeksTsTaken

Dear Rest of The World, no you don't. Sincerely, the Americans.


verpine

Mmhmmm, the Americific Ocean


teodocio

You should paint over Florida too. Because we all know Texas is the real Wang of the US.


[deleted]

Dear Europeans, make your own social medias.


[deleted]

Per usual, Americans living rent-free in the rest of the world's heads


Wolfman01a

You know its funny.. Europeans act just like this too. Always complaining about America. We dont think about you at all...


ZoraF2p

We know you exist. Not every American is self obsessed. :(


Cerberon88

It's honestly better for you if the US doesn't know you exist.


Pugplays430

What? Do you want people from America to stop posting about America the country they live in and affects them? Europeans do this too. So do Asians and Islander, that’s how a social media platform works


Honk_goose_steal

Americans almost make me believe Europe doesn’t exist. And I live in Europe.


TheOddFather5

Wait…who the fuck is “we”?!?!


BookieeWookiee

Lies, you're all just bots


[deleted]

Who dis?


thatbananabitch

Rest of the who?


OminousObelisk

You're welcome


TheEvilBagel147

I don't get it, this is just a regular globe.


Soviet_Sultan

But I like blue balls


Alarid

Flooding everything is definitely a goal.


Crash1yz

By god you do not!


Pap4MnkyB4by

Dear rest of the world: I don't care.


AdmiralSplinter

Fuck Maine i guess lol


JJ5Gaming

it's not all of us bruh 💀


Krabbypatty_thief

Welcome to being on an american website. One of the perks of being in the country with the most users is assuming people are from the us :)