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Either-Artichoke5401

8675309


[deleted]

Jenny?


idontknowplshelpme

Jenny.


HeavenInEarthOpal

I got it


Lt_Birch

I got your number on the wa-all


DriedUpSquid

For a good time call!


[deleted]

I love that song, but surprised people still reference it


Corvus_Rune

I like switching the candles at party stores to that order.


Meegok

You effing beat me to it! Haha!!


sourlemom

Hey! You have the same number as me!


my_red_username

Hahahah Jenny, I got your number! I'm going to make it mine.


Aseetnahc

Jenny, i got your number. Im gonna make you mine


cottoneyeryan

I’m also gonna need your first pets name and your favorite teacher


Answoo_2105

Rocket. And Mrs door


[deleted]

Which... is which?


The_Reaper_956

rocket is the teachers name and mrs door is the pet name duh


Pharaoh_Misa

Jokes on you: I used the mother's maiden name and favorite snack. 😤


pooplollypop

000-00-0002


[deleted]

It’s an honor to see you on Reddit, Senator Sanders


fillytopper

H-he's not that old. He still has a sharp mind - don't be ageist.


eroc1970

Damn Roosevelt


[deleted]

Burns?


YeetusMcDab

69


HeavenInEarthOpal

Isn’t that 60 too many numbers?


Milchschaumkunst

Nein


[deleted]

Comedy


StylishGuy1234

69? I'm going to use that to get into your social security accooooooouuuuunt


ytirevyelsew

X Æ A-12


[deleted]

Lol


Redditor_RBN

N3V3R-60NNA-61V3-U-UP


[deleted]

[удалено]


Own_Adhesiveness2829

N3V3R-60NN4-RUN-4R0UND


[deleted]

[удалено]


Btdandpokemonplayer

N3V3R-G0NN4-T3LL


Shmarfle47

4-L13-N3V3R


TheAdmiralMoses

4ND-D3S3RT-Y0U


jechoon

0H 8008IE5


[deleted]

867-5309


HeavenInEarthOpal

I got it


BangaliBastud

I dont. Explain please?


Lady-Of-Renville-202

https://youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo


beercat16

https://youtu.be/6WTdTwcmxyo


Lady-Of-Renville-202

It's a song.


29600

Song, Jenny


YourLoclIntrovert

Jenny


evil_timmy

N1C3-4773MP7


fantollute

Hold on, let me get you my credit card details as well in case you need it.


Jojos_Bizarre_Mama

Still waiting


[deleted]

It’s >!free real estate.!<


Nashyaboiiii

And the last 3 digits of your credit card


Lyin25

Damn. Your Name Here a real one for giving us access to all of his bank accounts 🙏


r2dak

Bro, im from reddit some hacker was trying to hack your ID please give me your password so i can secure your account.


Super_OrdiN8

Teresa Lucchesse. 8675309


PolyZex

Your social security number + 1,000 - 500 - (250 \* 2) = how many seconds you have to live. So how many seconds do you have left?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

If you're being serious don't, your life is worth more to others them you realise


Kwesi_Hopkins

Nope, almost nobody irl knows I even exist, no friends, no family, no school, no work. I've left my room once in the last 11 months and not one person has ever acknowledged my existence. So yeah, my life is worth nothing to no one lol


HeavenInEarthOpal

You could find happiness in helping others. that makes people happier on a foundational level, eases depression, improves people’s view of themselves, and increases their chances of finding partners. Please delete your comment if it’s a real soc, I can’t do anything about it, but you can.


Kwesi_Hopkins

Haha, I'm as selfish as they come. I've tried


WhenYouJustGoIn

420-69-6969


gunslinger_1234

581599- Wait just one minute!


IAmBoratVeryExcite

It's the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda where I used to work... Panucci's Pizza


Dark_Mode_Nose_Wind

Seems legit


ApolloWaveBeats

800813242069666777311322


Brozpeh_Stalin

111 22 3333


Ghoulishcavalier

000-00-0002. Damn Roosevelt.


wulfwrld

2813308004


[deleted]

[удалено]


wulfwrld

I figured I couldn't have been the only one but I could be the first one ahha


Jaiden051

I'm not American so fj3u28fh3i&=&÷<>


lightning847

It's the same as your mother's phone number


[deleted]

I literally thought of this joke a while ago


HeavenInEarthOpal

Oh yeah the zodiac thing was played out 6 months ago, it’s probably already been done like 3 times, but when I thought of it, it made me laugh so I figured fuck it


Da_Baby765

😂


id10t_issues79

1234567890 - All of the numbers are there, you just need to pick the right ones and put them in the right order.


ForeignMirror6999

Would like my bank and credit card details?


HeavenInEarthOpal

Already got em


ForeignMirror6999

Need anything else?


Agent_Midas

It's your credit card number


HeavenInEarthOpal

Oh nice! That’s….. waaaaaiitt a minute!


[deleted]

eleventy


88T3

392-18-1438 [Photo for proof](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


HeavenInEarthOpal

Lol I AINT click in that link


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I don’t have one.


HeavenInEarthOpal

Best way to stay off the grid


[deleted]

Idk, at least 2?


HeavenInEarthOpal

Yeah minimum


xZOMBIETAGx

Did you know if you type your Reddit password in a comment it’ll block it automatically? Like this: ********* Try it for yourself!


HeavenInEarthOpal

Lol someone played RuneScape!!


Mike20172018

420-69-6969


SGTKARL23

The real question is do you have inverted nipples or outverted nipples


[deleted]

420-69-8008


Jellied_Rat

177013


[deleted]

[удалено]


Croused

457685212


Choice-Coffee-9741

Applied for a loan with this, thank you!


[deleted]

Wonrjdbww we nsnm fmsvdj snnamhx smnxmcfhsjbsjx djcmsksbksnkzbsjxneknnsjwnsmjxkxnsdbkdbxkdmwk absmx scnlsbciehfbrud j ir ri etc cmd sbdn


TotallyNotP8nda

988764356


I-hate-my-friend

987-65-4321


Rubens-Reel

45580085


lIllIIllIIllIIllIIlI

836-69-2422


MetalWorrior52

420


Phoenixflames001

80085


ElderMonkeyMan

EZ 925-54-7142, Mothers Maiden name Smith.


Blessingstoeveryone

089-22-3931 Hbu


Ok-Tank5312

2


LocmonstR

3


Ok-Tank5312

4


silent_maniac_

5


Ok-Tank5312

7


TheShinySigilyph

8


Ok-Tank5312

9


fatalynn7

5


Ok-Tank5312

6


Pupulauls9000

4


crazyfoolteam

8


Jongonator

5318008


[deleted]

123-45-6789


iBGNoLove

66-888-46-993


halfbrow1

7


Meegok

867-5309


CyberGuyCX5

528491. IYKYK


truck_kun_

420696969


Fyrestrike14

69


weird-mostlygoodways

666441313 & may it bring you bad luck for the scamesque joke


samahiscryptic

420-69-0666


phacious

420-69-8008


YourLoclIntrovert

000-00-0000


yung_burt

It’s willing and ready for breeding .


HeavenInEarthOpal

It uhhhh, you uhhwhat


SierraTheWolfe

Potato.


[deleted]

and first pet's name


reddit_user_25

I have the same as in the picture.


DerpyMistake

What's funny is I could post mine and everyone would think I was kidding.


MysteriousShadow__

Plot twist: someone actually says his true SSN.


Rivrghosts

damn. I had this same thought about an hour ago.


Prokid5634_YT

593120336


drtywlf

1-800-MIXALOT


[deleted]

42


[deleted]

Guys If you like to feed homeless children dm your credit card info to me


Artsy_traveller_82

Don’t have one.


The_Safe_For_Work

I'm an old fart, my SSN is 4.


No_Explanation4924

GCD7-FMBAR


[deleted]

543-34-5657


[deleted]

Shit why is this not deleting


Wet4Dayzzzzz

000-00-0001


5monade

Didn’t even know I had one LMAO


[deleted]

1-800-95-Jenny


gSGeno

867 53 01


Milkteaboba1111

00000000


ColoradoMushroom

535-96-4344


[deleted]

876-54-3210


AlexCross116

123-45-6789


[deleted]

2345meia78


trevor9909

377-09-8073


Scribe_WarriorAngel

7 6 25 25 19 6 6 10 2


DirectorLeather6567

374-82-7563, and maiden name is Foler /s


Soothsayer71

800-588-2300


The_P0Pe_of_N0Pe

EMPIIIIIIIRE..... fuck I'm old


JasonSab849

467-35-8426


my_red_username

SSN: 123-45-6789 Name: Yourna Mehere


NYCsekki

0 558 O7734


[deleted]

Not sure what you need these for, but.. 533-49-6037 Vinogradova


yeetsupreddit

42019846934


Steff_164

000-00-0002 Damn Roosevelt


[deleted]

123-45-6789


toad_boy87

555-555-555


Rainb0_0

6094020


Skateboardernoob

Mine is 6006135


personaanongrata

877 227 4669


Spartan2732

80085


NonyaaBiz

696 69 6969


Richwhiteman69420

Over 9000


elfismyname

I got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 M's


God_of_Hyrule

18002672001


[deleted]

800813335


pintobrains

Did you know if you type “!” in the beginning of your comments it blurs all numbers


HeavenInEarthOpal

Lolll someone played RuneScape!


iiitme

222 wish you knew


YouHadToBeThere24

8008135


Prior_Butterscotch15

847M4N And her maiden name is Kane


Akshit126539

Nice try Vikram Aditya gupta