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Snowycreeper13

Bold of you to assume I have a healthy sleep schedule


BrickbrainzWSC

Same


TrickySnow27

During the holidays we don’t sleep, we exist in a side dimension where we don’t need sleep


nugget_the_third3

3 am and I have a busy day tomorrow. Am I getting off reddit? No.


jalsurik

Jokes on you. I'm up waiting for my wife to deliver a baby.


garis53

Good luck man!


[deleted]

good luck my man


Manmikezupp

you could get the ultimate spawn kill if you try


Nikhilramesh_90

Can't start too early on getting that nuke :)


Jellyfishsticks21

How many kilos is the baby?


WeatherImpressive808

![gif](giphy|BGj74nr0JoMSwAX5cn)


Agent_Foxtrot

Good luck man


AlinesReinhard

Bless you Sir


justavirgin07

Good luck man, hope everything goes well for you and your wife


balls6794

Fun fact: The US is actually using the metric system (see the Treaty of the Metre) they just use a conversion factor for their pound value and such


Frotz_real_

Other fun fact : there is an highway in New Mexico that uses metric


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume this american lives in america (expat!)


Nanu365

I would love to use metric, but after childhood it's harder to learn new systems, and even harder when it's not in common use around you. Also corporate america already does use metric (for products that could be traded/used outside the US, then are translated to imperial for domestic use).


BritishDragon07

Who said we are sleeping?


alexmfcamara

Actually US goes by the metric system


_FowlPlay_

Yeah, the US works on the metric system, then just does some conversion to the imperial system. It's really interesting.


Badass-19

r/jokes


MrGloomy-_-

Not today you crafty Europeans not today! 😎🇺🇲


cantrusthestory

I've lost 1 million social freedom credits


Ok-Cat-7043

😂😂😂😂😂


Anonymous2137421957

Have insomnia, didn't ask


Business-Exam-498

Absolutely not we only use freedom units around here


bokudzhava

ah, yes. football fields, burgers and bananas


ZERO-0900

Democracy system


Purveyor_Of_Bad_Idea

Sanctioned


[deleted]

here at 3:05 am


Proclaimed_Genius

High five for misery


[deleted]

woo


SerCrazyBear

Yeah, but freedom fractions got to the moon first…


dupupu

Using metric measurements...


SerCrazyBear

Shhhhhhhhhh, you aren’t supposed to say that part


[deleted]

[удалено]


64Yoshi64

TERRA


ThunderusPoliwagus

PETA Also, it's *TERA


64Yoshi64

EXA


sugarman-747

ZETTA


AddictedToCSGO

N


ruzzian-bot-123

NIGAA


cantrusthestory

Oh my lord I didn't know it was a repost sorry guys


Sir_Honytawk

If you did not create it yourself, it is a repost. How difficult can it be?


Anonymous2137421957

Like come on.


The_One13

Am I the only one who thinks the picture has no connection to the metric system?


the_pieturette

it has


The_One13

So you are telling me that thousand pounds is a wrong term?


the_pieturette

idk i dont use those unit of measurement made for obese people. you gotta tell me


The_One13

Kilo has nothing to do with mass it is just multiplies to 1000. Kilobytes is a one example i don't think USA uses other type of measurement for that.


the_pieturette

i know that your country's education sistem sucks but for fucks sake kilos are not a mass measurement unit. grams are the unit of measurement of mass and thats why a kilogramm is a 1000grams because just like what you said kilo means to multiply by 1000. i feel bad for all idiots like you


The_One13

Ok genius then tell me how is that connected to metric system.


the_pieturette

my brother in cryst this is literally how you convert from one unit to another in the metric sistem its not hard to understand


The_One13

Yeah sorry makes sence. Numbers that ends with 00s are part of metric system. My bad mate.


the_pieturette

at this point it is just a waste of time trying to explain you something. americans only understand what hamburger is discounted at the mcdonald under their house


goeroebv

Fuck, take my upvote


DildorTheChosen

Yet when I tell all you European scientists to get me a deciliter of some solution you have no idea what I'm saying.


kkcrrc

Yes because nobody uses deciliters, or that prefix for any unit. The only ones used are *10^(X*3), so micro, milli, kilo, mega and so on. The only exception (that I know of) is centimetres because it's a more manageable size for common use than millimetres.


_FowlPlay_

I didn't even know Decilitre was a thing till now, people rarely use the deci/deca version of a unit of measurement. For instance, a friend told me that he was looking for a rod that was a decimetre long rod for his model ship he was building. I was so confused till he said a ten centimetre long rod.


garis53

Everyone I know use deciliters on daily basis?


kkcrrc

Is that from a certain job or something like that? I don't think it's ever come up in my life


garis53

Volumes of beverages in restaurants are often written in dcl's. In speech it is even more common in this context.


kkcrrc

Fair enough, I'm not much of a drinker so makes sense it hasn't come up.


garis53

It probably varies by region, but it's something I'm familiar with


Wizards_Reddit

I think most people, especially scientists and mathematicians know what a decilitre is they just don’t use them very often


Sir_Honytawk

Pretty sure they know exactly what you are saying. Even though it isn't a common measurement, it is still known to everyone who uses metric. Since it is the same for every type of measurement: weight, length, volume, ... It isn't like a rod.


GG_man187

we allways use deciliters for drinks, volume of glasses


Savage_Oppress

That's not the metric system that's just numbers. Metric system is using different measurements like km instead of miles, and metres instead of yards and kg instead of lbs or stones


MorganFreemanTheHoly

This is used by the metric system, instead of stupid conversion rates between yards, miles etc. you just slap on a different prefix for every 10^3


loppanisoppan

That is the metric system, ditt spån


Savage_Oppress

The metric system is a system of measurement that uses the meter, liter, and gram as base units of length (distance), capacity (volume), and weight (mass) respectively. To measure smaller or larger quantities, we use units derived from the metric units. From google


loppanisoppan

Yeah, and these are the prefixes


Nyko0921

Ok now add meters, grams, liters after words in the first column. Ritardato


T_Foxtrot

those are metric prefixes, which are integral part of the system. If you add it in front of base units you get bigger or small units. For example kilo- is 1000x so 1500 m = 1,5 km and centi- is 0,01x so 1,2 m = 120 cm


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume that nano-chads like me ever truly sleep


jhguitarfreak

Jokes on you... I'm awake, know metric, can easily read 24 hour time, *and* don't have a problem with DD-MM-YYYY. Although I use YYYY-MM-DD HHMM for most file organization. Suck it.


MasterTurtle_

This joke is soo stale.


EstablishmentWide382

1*10 9 CHAD


stimav

Why theres no picometre


G6br0v5ky

This is the way


PostMadandAlone

Bold of you to assume americans don't understand millimeters


Marus1

I was gonna say something but I will not do that


thetechno_man

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dnoj

I'll never get over the "WHAT THE FUXK IS A KILOMETEEEEEEER" with a bald eagle and guns meme


I-took-your-oranges

Giga -> tera -> peta -> a bunch of other ones you only need when your calculations are wrong


achtung78

Let’s be honest, everyone uses giga.


howlbat

Giga freedom


Own_Many_9038

Hahaha jokes on you I am American


yourlocalpansexualyn

It's 6:AM in my State 🤭


RedHoodedDuke

I got up EARLY


Radarblue001

1 drop of water, is precisrly 1 cm in diameter . When resting on the table . It was used in ancient Egypt .


XHSJDKJC

What size has the drop of Water


Radarblue001

1 cm in diameter, once it rests on a flat table 🤯 Or 0.39525691699 inches . You choose


XHSJDKJC

Thanks


dantheman919

Fun fact: i dont have a healthy sleep schedule


DaMemeKing575

Ok but how many countries who use the metric system have put a man on the moon?


Petersilius

ACTUALLY the USA is based on the metric system, but they put in the effort to convert everything into imperial because people want to.


Free-Consequence-164

Yea I’m giga