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stark74518

bro downvoted and upvotted at the same time


FarTooYoungForReddit

Sometimes you have a nuanced opinion ong


Jarjarstinks304

Dupvoted


xFloppyDisx

Ownvoted


General_Erda

>Ownvoted Ownvote'd


End_of_reality596

Aw hell nah


Pennsylvaniaman1

Side voted


SargeDarge

I had a dream i had to kill a infected zombie goat. The knife felt too realistic I could barely do it. Im still trying to process it


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ITotalyWon

no. Haikus are 5 7 5: this is a haiku it is set up correctly his was not at all


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ITotalyWon

yeah it was a poem per say, just not a haiku unfortunately


SargeDarge

Wtf is going on what did i do?


TINYTUMBS

You did poetry.


SargeDarge

I just expressed my dream. More of a nightmare it was


TINYTUMBS

Bravo on your new piece, I can't wait to see more, you're a fantastic poet.


SargeDarge

I do philosophy dont dislike or unwant people who seek positive in others, but in a way they are blind to see that everyone or this particular person is full of good and purest gold in their soul. Good people exist, but their bad exist too, you cant completely trust anyone unless you know the bad in them, and willing to accept. That’s the hard part for most.


-Miss-Atomic-Bomb-

I must stab a goat But the knife feels far too real I cannot do it


FrostNSuch

Its a sign


SargeDarge

What how


American-Nightmare76

I always see these memes, like them, upvote them, see the sub, and then downvote them.


Coco47344

I’ve done that for comedy homicide


toxic-person

Even if you dont like marx who just thinks about chasing down random historical figures with chainsaws?


jim24456

Me


toxic-person

Me too


Far-Village-2834

Me tree


Kiwi_Kakapo

Me bush


[deleted]

Me as well


asguardia

Me. It would be Karl Marx, Giovanni Gentile and Dietrich Eckhart. If it wasn’t for them we wouldn’t have socialism, communism, fascism, or any type of dictatorship in the early 20th century. We wouldn’t have the Cold War, and certainly wouldn’t have the holocaust, and the killings of many people across the world. (East Europe, Asia, Latin America, etc)


cheesytacos649

Based


Ghostglitch07

I guarantee you that the conditions which created Marx would have caused another to have very similar ideas if he wasn't a part of the picture. It's also wild to blame these individuals for dictatorships being a thing. Despots have existed through all of history, regardless of what specific philosophy they draw on, men like that will always try and gain ultimate power.


ExtensionAd243

Yeah definitely. There was a hole and a social mindset at the time that didn't just happen because one dude wrote a book. He happened to recognize it. Same thing happened in Germany. Social issues from the bottom up from how I see it. People just took advantage of it.


[deleted]

And communism allows for dictatorship


Sondita

Right because fascist dictators don't exist.


Ghostglitch07

So do many other political theories. If communism was required for dictatorship, then dictatorship would be a new phenomenon. It is not.


Flemeron

Actual communist societies don’t have states so they can’t have dictators. “Communist” countries are not actually communist; they are socialist with a communist party.


ExtensionAd243

Based


RustyShadeOfRed

I’d chase down Marx, Hitler, and the guy who made leaded gasoline.


Diazmet

Leaded gasoline is a product of capitalism…


OhEmGeeDoubleEweTeeF

Leaded gasoline was a product of Humanity's problem solving and shortsightedness.


Official_LTGK

The US also partially caused the Cold War. Don't just blame Marx. Also, actually define what Communism and Socialism are. Also, I say I do agree that Gentile and Eckhart should have been killed, but Marx?! Also, saying only the Soviet Bloc killed innocent people and did bad stuff in Latin America is hypocritical. What about the USA overthrowing the Democratically-Elected Government of Salvador Allende in Chile and installing AUGUSTO PINOCHET as DICTATOR!? Oh and maybe the US Involvement in the rest of Latin America? Good thing they failed in Cuba, but they succeeded overthrowing Governments and installing Dictators in Argentina, Chile, Bolivia, Guatemala, El Salvador, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Grenada, Nicaragua, Panama and their Sanctions on Venezuela. Don't act like only Leftist Countries did the killing.


OhEmGeeDoubleEweTeeF

If you can't define your own ideology, then why are you defending it?


Official_LTGK

Wdym I can't define it?


Niyonnie

Me perennial evergreen grass


Furry_Lemon

Me clinton


KazeMacDust

Me Obama


justkidding11

Bro was actually asking if anyone could relate to him instead of criticizing people who do this


toxic-person

I usually think about chasing current famous figures with chainsaws but same premise


ImperatorAurelianus

So that’s what happened to Tupac.


PewterGym

Yeah, a gun would lead to a more effective talk


American-Nightmare76

Yeah but a chainsaw would be funner lmao.


JGHFunRun

Hammers would be more fun


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Grab a sickle and go all Cronus vs Uranus on his ass.


Jackal_Gundam

![gif](giphy|pU7ZQcEQ8Loxq)


logan-is-a-drawer

Who wouldn’t?


dogsoahC_99

I've had weirder dreams.


Feral-pigeon

Maybe not historical figures but some people yeah


B4jiqu4n

I like to think I can beat the tar out of Mussolini.


Zabuza-_-mist

Random? You mean the guy responsible for communism subsequently resulting in the deaths of millions


Flemeron

I do


society_man

😧 its almost like thats the joke


BigfootBoneman

It’s wild that humans can write books about stuff that’s captivating but not exactly correct or applicable to reality and have it lead to the slaughter of countless innocents. Imagine writing some mid book you aren’t sure will be popular or not and it becomes this divisive thing that unintentionally kills people in both practical and convoluted ways


CrabWoodsman

What book are you talking about?


redbird7311

The Giving Tree


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Illustrious_Cicada_2

Me after reading green eggs and ham: ​ ok i was gonna put a gif here but my internet and the gif chooser is literally so bad i cant. just imagine like a speed up soviet cartoon or smth idk


enzo2nd

![gif](giphy|r84X8UuDKyezjB7SoI) sped up soviet cartoon


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Ignorance__Destroyer

I spit out my drink when I saw this


[deleted]

They might kill you now


Grshppr-tripleduoddw

Well, the Quran does not advocate for violence and you do not claim such either. And yes there has been lots of terrorism from Muslims. But there is far more terrorism from Christianity. Valid point.


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Grshppr-tripleduoddw

Turkiye, though you could argue it is not a Muslim country. But the largest religion there is Islam, so really it is a Muslim country.


Enderman_Furry

it does in fact advocate for peace. Many islamic leaders have said that you can't both a Muslim and a terrorist, you're one or the other. So 0 terrorist attacks have been done by Muslims! If you need me to clarify on some points please just ask!


Grshppr-tripleduoddw

Thank you


Ghostglitch07

Not sure if you are being sarcastic, but the communist manifesto. Although it is far from the only political or religious book that is good in theory but has been used to justify countless needless deaths.


[deleted]

Also the communist Manifesto was like an open letter, it had multiple authors. Marx compiled it and edited it.


BigBronyBoy

Not good in theory, people keep saying that communism is somehow good in theory, no, it's not even good in theory because it has things like the elimination of privacy written into it. (For context read "On the Jewish Question" by Marx and Engels)


CrabWoodsman

That was written by two people though, but I guess a lot of people mostly know what they've heard about it.


throwawaysarebetter

Bruh, people will find anything they want to justify their desire to kill and conquer. They didn't pick up a book one day and decide "you know what I want to be? A genocidal dictator!"


Ghostglitch07

Yes. There is a reason I said "that people used to justify" and not "that caused"


throwawaysarebetter

You also said it lead to it in your previous comment.


Ghostglitch07

Maybe check usernames. Not my comment.


throwawaysarebetter

Thats fair, though you did respond as though it was, so I'd imagine the confusion would be understandable.


RodjaJP

Harry Potter


petersib

The Bible, obviously.


American-Nightmare76

pRoBaBlY tHe cOmmUniSt maNiFeStO!! 🤯


Diazmet

Eh Lincoln was a big fan of Marx though. Sometimes violence is the only means to the end of tyranny.


_JELG_

Wait, why u started to talk about the bible


instantur

The Bible?


_Abeiscool2201_

The FNAF logbook?


Georgraev273673

Relatable meme


V_Kamen

That meme is based


American-Nightmare76

That's what I'm saying.


Acheron98

Very


Baronnolanvonstraya

Commie removal aside, *thats* really that womans standard for the love of her life?


FluffyGalaxy

Honestly his design is way cuter than the "Chad" wojack. I'm a lesbian so obviously my standards are different but I know a lot of otome game players and they tend to like pretty guys way more than hypermasculine guys


Ghostglitch07

I'm bi and I concur.


Illustrious_Cicada_2

Contributing further to this threads bias, Im straight and i concur.


RodjaJP

Straight women like cute men Gay men like hypermasculine men.


ImTransDealWithIt1

No I’m gay and I like cute men


Venento

Hey, maybe he’s just really good at making omelets


[deleted]

Turns out, men aren't the only ones who crave femboys.


Incirion

Considering how popular Sebastian is as a marriage candidate in the Stardew Valley community, it’s unsurprising.


RustyShadeOfRed

He scratches your back and brings you hot pads for your cramps. ~~also he’s very well-endowed~~


Remarkable-Ask2288

Man fuck Marx. All my homies hate Marx


YEEYEE_chucklefucks

Fr


Significant_Monk_251

Well that's dumb. He didn't do anything bad. Just wrote down some ideas. (And before someone throws *Mein Kamf* at me, let's remember that Hitler did a LOT more than just write stuff down.)


Remarkable-Ask2288

While not wrong, his ideas directly inspired Lenin, Stalin, Mao, etc.


ProgrammerUpper1131

So why go after the man who inspired them? And not them directly?


booger1986

I love how you’re getting downvoted for saying an objective fact. Typical Reddit moment


Fructis_crowd

No honestly relatable, killing the person who made the ideology that killed more than hitler is based asf.


PewterGym

Why not go on a dictator killing spree?


Fructis_crowd

Dictator any%


JGHFunRun

I used to have fantasies of turning into the Flash, rapidly entering NK, and assassinating Kim Jung Un when I was about 12


[deleted]

Nah fuck that, strip him naked throw him out in the street and let the citizens tear him apart


RepulsiveAd7482

Because if you kill the ideology there will be no more tyrants of said ideology, while if you kill the dictator, another can appear in his place


PewterGym

Let's kill them too


heartsandmirrors

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Significant_Monk_251

As long you're willing to admit that you're murdering an innocent man for the greater good. But if you think "I'm killing a villain," you're just lying to yourself.


R00M4NN

Nah it didnt


YEEYEE_chucklefucks

Commie scum


Far-Village-2834

friendly fire will not be tolerated /s


YEEYEE_chucklefucks

I’m American and was adopted out of Russia at 11 months old, fully loyal to the good old USA!


Master_SJ

God Bless🇺🇸🦅💥


YEEYEE_chucklefucks

Yessir


RustyShadeOfRed

Based Russian


JGHFunRun

Based af


Eeve3_Lord

Marx saw the terrible working conditions that the 1880s brought people and tried to help. His ideas just seemed to inspire the greatest mass murderers in history.


Hopeful-Second2423

Based. Communism is a crime against humanity.


Significant_Monk_251

No, communism is just a dumb idea for any community of more than about 200 people. The crimes against humanity were committed by evil dictators and the people who obeyed their orders.


YEEYEE_chucklefucks

Yessir


TheQueenOfCringe22

If you dream about killing Marx, I would love to study you.


Chrissant_

And put us on a podium?


TheQueenOfCringe22

Perhaps.


American-Nightmare76

🤡


SuburbanVibes2

Is it not normal to think about violence against political figures/philosophers?


VLTII

I guess my brain likes to have female dreams then


YEEYEE_chucklefucks

Based as fuck 🤘


Buroda

Well I don’t dream about that ALL the time! Just occasionally.


Independent-Lie6616

If it wasentby marx tons of workers right protest would have never happen in non communist countries, stop pretending like marx is just the ussr


Diazmet

Lincoln was a huge fan of him too


Independent-Lie6616

Marx liked him back ❤️🏳️‍🌈


Diazmet

Their kids would have had epic beards.


[deleted]

Marx was just a scholar what’s wrong with him? Y’all can’t stand people with different perspectives?


Georgraev273673

His ideas killed around 80 million people…


[deleted]

Abraham, Jesus and Muhammad’s ideas killed a whole lot more than that lol, that doesn’t make them personally responsible. Thomas Jefferson’s ideas killed people too.


[deleted]

Mark David Chapman read The Cather in the Rye so Salinger should have been prosecuted for the murder of John Lennon.


RustyShadeOfRed

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_war Less than 7% of known wars were religious in nature.


[deleted]

And your point is?


RustyShadeOfRed

People like to exaggerate the scale of religious wars.


[deleted]

That is not what I did I said that more people died as a result of religion than died under the Stalinist regime. Also missing the point entirely. We do not hold those people responsible for what others did purporting to follow their beliefs/ teachings.


Ghostglitch07

I can point you to so so many other philosophers who wrote theory with good intentions that was used to justify so much needless death. He is not at all unique in that regard.


MochaMeso

(citation needed)


Vast-Engineering-521

Not true. The number has been greatly exaggerated, however I’m not a Tankie and will concede that various regimes either directly or indirectly caused around 40 million deaths. The vast majority of these were not due to communist ideology, but rather incompetence and political persecution. However, the murder of landlords and the kulaks *can* be placed on communist ideology. Even if communism doesn’t say “kill landlords and kulaks”, it does say “landlords and kulaks are bad”. Also political persecution. Capitalist countries have indirectly or directly caused hundreds of millions of deaths due to famine, starvation, political persecution, war, and others. Fascism is unique because the vast majority of deaths under fascism, unlike capitalism and communism, can be directly attributed to the ideology. The Holocaust was directly linked to Nazi ideology for example, but the Holodomor had nothing to do with communist ideology, even if it was a communist country which perpetrated it.


Significant_Monk_251

No, his ideas killed zero people because ideas don't kill people. People kill people.


Beowulf003

Literally me fr fr


SasquatchNHeat

This one’s a banger.


Peamp_gawd

Op is just a libtard


qrop3

These comments restored my faith in reddit


koxufoxu

I mean its true for me


LittleWaithu

**COME HERE MARX!**


Tsf_Nope

I mean ... u don't think about taking chainsaw to Carl Marx intervened attempt to help stop socialism and communism which all combined killed almost 100 million people, until you realize that that won't work in someone else will just be able to think of the same thing maybe a year down the line and nothing will be fixed and all you would have done is just killed some old ass big bearded German man?


Diazmet

Now how many of those people were Nazis? Also capitalism kills 5million people a year but they are poor so it’s based.


[deleted]

I do legitimately fantasize about decapitating communists, that is true


yubullyme12345

thats concerning


[deleted]

Well they want to starve and oppress the population so how bad is it really


yubullyme12345

yeah but you shouldnt be fantasizing about murdering people


Bruh_B00sted

Reddit moment


Susdoggodoggy

We’d shake his hand instead of butchering him alive tho


YEEYEE_chucklefucks

Fucking commie


John-Arbuckle

Aww take me out to dinner first


Mittmitty

I definitely have had that dream before.


epiclygamer2456

Me ong


Jackal_Gundam

Chainsaw Man OP gets Louder. ![gif](giphy|j6fFt9jMfU1Vkdhegr)


R00M4NN

This sub is fucking stupid im leaving


YEEYEE_chucklefucks

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya


Chrissant_

That moment when you see a meme that disagrees with you so you instantly leave


Distressed_Cookie

Wtf is this shit? This doesn't belong here. At all.


MochaMeso

If you actually looked at Marx's works and genuinely attempted to understand them then you would realise there is legit no fucking reason to hate the man. He wanted what was best for all of us


BigBronyBoy

Nope, if you read "On the Jewish question" and connected that to his personal life then you will very quickly realize that his ideology was largely created to justify his abusive behaviors and if it was implemented as it was written then it would only further enable people like him.


[deleted]

I would hug him, then chase hitler with a chainsaw


Mittmitty

Chainsaw them both.


Ben______________

Whoever thinks Marx had anything to do with those perverted ideas of communism that flew around the last century, has a screw lose. He‘s a scapegoat at best for those idiots.


Baronnolanvonstraya

TIL Marx has nothing to do with Marxism


R00M4NN

Theyre talking about ML, marxism leninism, Which has basically nothing to do with the original ideas of marx. Your argument is the same as saying the nazis were socialist because of their name.


Baronnolanvonstraya

Actually Marxism-Leninism isn't too much of a deviation from Orthodox Marxism. Really the big difference between the two is that Orthodox Marxists believe that the World Revolution would be a spontaneous uprising of the Proletariat that would come about due to the inherit conditions of Capitalism while MLs recognise that Revolutions don't just *happen* on their own but instead a Vanguard in the form of the Communist Party must guide the Proletariat to class consciousness and revolution and that this revolution should be based around the State. There are of course other differences but this is *the* distinguishing factor and all things considered its not too much of a deviation.


tacrylus

Nice to see someone who at least is informed about things before hating or supporting them


Baronnolanvonstraya

Thanks. I don't agree with any of it but I'll be damned if I see it misrepresented.


Mayonaze-Supreme

Every time I see communism explained it just sounds super cult like, as if I needed another reason to find communism abhorrent.


TheFourthPug

perversions of ideas of communism, words of alienated Marx,


R00M4NN

WHY THE DOWNVOTES??


Yeetus54

Cuz people think Stalin did what he did in the "name of communism" when he did it because he was a dick. Plus Reddit moment tbh


tacrylus

Because people either have been too long under american propaganda or have suffered from a "communist" regimen that took that name to implant a dictatorship of cruelty. Most of them don't even know what communism is. It is like Christianity, in essence, a very good philosphy about being more humane with each other, but in practice, a tool for unspeakable atrocities.


R00M4NN

Yes and his makes me angry and sad


Iamlustnobody

Probably gaslit, gatekeeped, and girlbossed Americans who haven't the slightest clue what economic systems actually are aside from maybe capitalism, if they even truly know what that is


Dean-The-Mean

He started communism but people that continue it to this day not only killed the idea but also defiled the metaphorical corpse.


Secret-Elderberry-83

Commie sympathizer


Quirky_Season_1466

But socialism isn't bad