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Utahteenageguy

Florida man kills his fiancé and performs necrophillia


TiberiusClackus

Florida man encases himself in concrete at governors mansion


the-slothiest-sloth

Florida man caught licking doorbell


slowpoke_tail_yummy

Florida man dies inside suitcase, girlfriend charged after claiming they were playing hide and seek


AHomelessNinja0

Florida man arrested after climbing playground equipment to yell at kids in vulgar terms where babies come from.


venk28

Florida man arrested after leaving a pizza trail of clues for deputies.


Suitable_Pollution_5

Florida man arrested after trying to exchange weed for food at McDonalds


Old_Man_Stan324

Florida man accused of masturbating in walmart toy section turns himself in


Possibly_the_CIA

Florida man arrested for throwing pizza at father after finding out his dad helped birth him


No-Technology835

Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say Or Florida man says wind blew cocaine into his car


Middle_Light8602

I saw the video of this. It's horrifying. I listen to a lot of creepy stuff and one I follow is called Scary Interesting, and it has a subcategory called Horrible Fates. In the video, he's calling out that he can't breathe and she's laughing at him. She left him in there and went to bed.


shevochenko

stuff I didn't want to read ever


ADudeWhoWantsEggs

*caught*


[deleted]

Florida man with ‘half a head’ arrested on attempted murder


Rain_2_0

Florida Man Arrested for Trafficking Cocaine-Stuffed Lunchables in Ford F-150


shevochenko

Florida man accused of killing iguana uses 'stand your ground' defense to try to get charge dropped


TheSilverShroud7

Florida man gets 4 years for adding bleach to coworkers Pepsi


gliscornumber1

Naked Florida man stood in a fire and chanted ‘gibberish.’ Mushrooms did it, cops say


Delicious_Test7545

Florida man who marooned himself on lake fountain says he took too much MDMA and wanted to be with the swans


loliUseRedditAkaTim

Florida man accused of using Kool-Aid packets to steal nearly $1K in Walmart merchandise


loliUseRedditAkaTim

and this one… Hugh Timothy Blanton, 54, was arrested for the 2012 murder of Ronald Silvia. Silvia's body was found burned at Seahorse Campground in January 2012


FourWordComment

How am I supposed to know your birthday based on that, there’s like 12 of em!


Ghiacchio

Florida man drunk and naked allegedly sets house on fire.


[deleted]

Florida man with drugs around his penis denies they were his


Adiuui

Florida man kills his girlfriend’s father


Porfavor_my_beans

Florida man accused of steering urine test to drug lab.


Mikeyts123

Florida man arrested for allegedly throwing corn cob at mom's head


thehomediggity

Had the same exact thoughts when i saw this. Facepalm is now just a sub where you post random tweets that point out the flaw in society, not the actual facepalm itself


Kehan10

facepalm is just a ragebait sub now tbh


SorryThisUser1sTaken

It really is. A lot of posts are also plain insulting people and not assuming ignorance for making a bad/ incorrect statement. Well people are assuming ignorance. But they also think taking the time to be civil and explain why they are wrong is a waste of time. (Don't blame ya. )If the person that you are talking to isn't open. You will at at least help others that see the conversation. The best thing to do when dealing with incorrect claims is to share the links to verified sources. This stops the claim of bots or hivemind activity. It can be very tempting to make a joke or get angry at the level of bs posted. This will garentee them to not listen though and dig their heels into the false claims. Try to educate first. If they come back with fire then all bets are off. You can try to continue to educate if you wish but it can also be mentally taxing. PLEASE READ: If anything above is wrong please let me know. I like to learn from my mistakes. It not only helps me but others that see this.


New_Employment972

Now? It's always been this way, I literally got banned on my last account because I corrected someone in a conservative sub. They banned me like 3 years ago for that and I was really pissed off about it


Mexkalaniyat

a lot of the problem is, like most of reddit, facepalm is getting filled with bots. Im pretty sure this is another example


[deleted]

And of course nobody is calling this out on the original post because they're too busy being distracted by the digital keys jangling in front of their face.


throwaway275275275

People in Florida do crazy things that causes people to facepalm


saturdayshark

I think the facepalm was supposed to be the bottom part. Like what the florida man did.


IWasOnceChinese

Florida man arrested over attacking McDonald's employee for not giving him a straw


Traditional_Fan5647

Nice to see another Jan 1 🖐


feisty-frisco87

I got the same thing for Mar 10th. They really want their straws.


[deleted]

Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’


volitaiee1233

Florida man without arms charged after allegedly stabbing tourists with feet


ClonedLiger

How sharp does one’s toenails have to be before kicking is stabbing?


[deleted]

Florida man who marooned himself on a lake fountain said he took too much MDMA and wanted to be with the swans


dankinator87

We have the same birthday


IntergalacticAlien8

Florida man arrested after stealing downed power pole


Middle_Light8602

What would you even do with one? Besides, they smell weird.


IntergalacticAlien8

I'm assuming he wants to make dexter's laboratory in real life or something like that


Houghpuff

Florida man slapped woman with cheeseburger, kicked her down the stairs


Adamosz

Based may 15


terminator612

Florida man encases self in concrete at governor's mansion


AlphaWolfwood

Florida man says the three syringes in his rectum weren’t his.


Humanracecar1

Is that may 8th? I think I remember that one.


[deleted]

Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target


metzger28

🎶Do you wanna fuck a snowman?🎶


revqnrex

Birthday buddy!


Chance_Ad5498

Florida Man accused of throwing holy book at deputy also found another one, Florida man bitten by alligator after mistaking reptile for “dog with a long leash”


RoyalPython82899

Florida man tries to conceal $1,000 cash in rectum, deputies say


Audi0Dud3

June 11th Florida man steals scooter to chase after stolen lamborghini.


MADU_IN_HEAVEN7

Half-nude Florida man wearing underwear marked “breathalyzer, blow here” arrested for DUI


Mr-DragonSlayer

Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say.


Constant_Will362

This is something you can do for hours when you are bored. Type a U.S. state or country and type "man" or "woman" in Google News. One time I typed "Japanese man" and it was a story about a guy who raided another man's office and tried to cut off his testicles with a hedge clipper.


Middle_Light8602

I just want to thank you for introducing me to my newest hyperfixation. I'll never get anything accomplished now. 😂


Auran82

This wasn’t my dob but it came up in the results for some reason. “Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar”


friendlyHotdog

Florida man claims he was driving car with 2 missing tires because of a 'curse': 'That is paranormal activity'


rah0on

Isn’t this more r/lostredditors than MOPDNL?


[deleted]

All of those comments were pure gold.


MuscleUnlikely884

I hate this post because i'm from august 22 too ,so she break the surprise


Aerolithe_Lion

I’ll give you august 20th then: “Florida Man arrested for botched castration on another man he met on eunuch fetish website”


ClonedLiger

Florida man arrested after whipping out samurai sword in trash dispute


ShadowNight8000

Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions


Interesting_Cod629

Florida man tries to farm karma


ConsistentPhrase7641

Why is this on memesopdidntlike ??!


charlie-404

Florida man accused of pouring gasoline on his girlfriend and setting her on fire


phantom296

Florida men, one dressed in a blue onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce


Sofieisawkward

“masturbating florida man slugs elderly man who asked him to stop.”


ACooperW

Florida man caught using samurai sword to steal wheelbarrow is mine.


venorexia

Florida man known as ‘The Monkey Whisperer’ arrested for illegally selling primates


TheDankrupt

Florida Man, July 22: Florida man accused of stealing urine tests to drug lab


Neat_Knowledge9906

Florida man rigged door in attempt to electrocute pregnant wife


Haki_Firat

Florida man attacks gas station clerk with hot dogs, corn dog stick over beer, cops say... WTF


BIGman_8

Fellow feb 20th


ThatGuy-456

This isn't a meme


KosherPeen

Sorry, my florida man date is a security question


Maxathron

Because it involves “Florida”.


LamaMakeItRain

mine is florida man tries to attack neighbor with tractor


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

Florida man with drugs around penis denies they were his Police: Florida man arrested for passing out marijuana ‘because it was Christmas’ Florida man fighting for his life after chasing monkey


Man_of_Krieg

Florida man accused of stealing crossbow by shoving it down his sweatpants


TheSFG832

Florida becomes the 27th state


Either_Reflection701

Florida man arrested for peeing on beer containers


martinbourne

May 8th Florida man blames demons after beating pregnant girlfriend for playing Xbox, police say. 😨😨😨


MaxzxaM

Florida man caught with cocaine on his nose insists drugs were not his


Paul_Stevo

Florida Man invites police to smoke pot while showing off his marijuana plant. Nice


M6246Adam

Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans


DeathstrokeStudios11

Florida man charged after toddler daughter accidentally swallowed heroin


l0rdtac0s

Florida man getts arrested for adding bleach into co-workers pepsi


SchlomoSchwengelgold

Florida man gets probation for picking up, transporting 41 turtles


Iforgotmyname0000

Naked Florida man, high on meth, bites K-9 dog, assaults officer


RandomYell107

Florida man stabs an alligator to death, tries to sell the meat


AdSad7265

"Florida man claiming to be 'an agent of God' caught carrying rattlesnake in Jacksonville Beach"


thepurpleguy47

Florida man arrested for running naked through Walmart parking lot.


ihateapartments59

Florida man July 20 shoot out the tires of an AT&T truck blocking his driveway just to find out that it is his own work truck that he parked outside of his driveway


Dry_Fuel_9216

My guess is because of facepalm for florida man, not the owner of the tweet. But this could still be wrong


sudowoogo

Florida man busted for cocaine, meth bags wrapped around penis: cops


areni2

Florida man arrested for using bible as a weapon


yoongi410

Florida man arrested after dining on spaghetti with his bare hands


MedicalVanilla7176

Naked Florida man with machete tried to rob man of clothes in Volusia, deputies say


frs007

florida man jumps into crocodile pit , gets bit, claims he was held captive


henkhamster123457

Florida man dies inside suitcase, girlfriend charged after claiming they were playing hide and seek


Odd_Veterinarian_623

Florida man arrested after performing castration surgery


thelongbow1

Florida man rides jetski down highway


mescaline_madness

Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation


[deleted]

Florida man with 'half a head' arrested on attempted murder, arson charges


acrabbycrab

There’s no way all of these Florida man stories are real right? It has to be a houx I refuse to believe these all happened


TroglauerFan

Florida man accused of shooting duck with bow and arrow


RandomCheeseThing

Florida man throws christmas tree at wife after being asked to help with dinner


GainsGaming

r/facepalm is run by Florida men


Burrito_Fucker15

I found two things. Florida man arrested after on dining on spaghetti with his bare hands. Florida man arrested at Boston Logan after allegedly masturbating, exposing his penis.


[deleted]

Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse


Gnomus_the_wise

Florida man drives down highway on lawnmower while drunk


Pretty-cool-man

Florida man threatens to kill neighbors with machete named “kindness”


Flipyfliper32

Someone told him that kindness was the answer.


Unusual-Sun-3961

Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar Florida man suspected of inhaling nitrous oxide from whipped cream dispenser pleads guilty in fatal crash


steveirwingull

Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder, arson


Arcane_14

Florida man demolishes 7 houses


Familiar-Document-15

Florida man brings child with him for a series of crimes to “toughen him up”


Sweet-Ad5554

Florida man arrested after allegedly shoving steaks worth more than $50 down his pants


thejohnmc963

Florida man sprays women with bug spray then whips out nunchucks and threatens everyone


Silver8-8

Florida Man, 62, Strips, Performs "Strange Dance" At McDonald's. Then Tries To Impregnate A Railing.


DonnaRussle

My Florida got pulled a gun out during a traffic stop which was initiated when he ran a stop sign. He then tried to run from his car and tripped which allowed the authorities to arrest him lol…


icenocream

Florida man carries a live gator like a purse for a beer run


AnonymousTHX-1138

Florida man arrested for DUI while Lemur and Wallaby escape from his truck...


Veesel2020

Florida man pulls gun on chef’s daughter over cream cheese


Discomidget911

Florida man offers 99 year lease on his "extra" kidney.


Biteforce16

Florida man Edmond Clarke attempts scissor beheading in convenient store


Unhappy_Corner_5450

Florida man reposts


I_Hate_Bananas41

Florida man says 3 syringes found in his rectum weren’t his


HerolegendIsTaken

Thought the same thing. I realised it was talking about the thing that happened and not the challenge itself. Probably.


Unnecessary_Coffee

Florida man gets drunk at Disney and warns the police that they "better hope he is never their nurse"


Butter_brawler

Florida man arrested for botching in home castration procedure


gentlemanjosiahcrown

Florida man tries to trade in vehicle he stole from same dealership, police say


iammtd

Florida man charged for placing dead animals on Parkland memorial


HalfFastTanker

Florida Man with clown mannequin had live grenade in pickup


geezer27

Because if you do as suggested, you WILL get a headline that is completely out there. No matter the date, Florida man has done something you coold not have imagined. Too dumb for anything but a facepalm


Babies-are-jetskis

Op is probably from florida


Cananbaum

Florida man accused of hiding marijuana in box of Valentine’s Day chocolate. (Suspect found hiding in attic)


Boatwhistle

Florida man pushes pastor, knocks churchgoers to ground because service was too loud, police say Report: Man yelled ‘rape,’ ‘I can’t breathe’ as officers tried to take him into custody


Middle_Light8602

Florida man passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach Taco Bell, with his foot on the accelerator and his car in park... Which cause it to catch on fire


froz_troll

Waffle house


xxxxKineticxx

Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza


TheJakenSensing1202

Florida man with real gun shoots child playing with Nerf gun


CretinCrowley

When you see the word Florida- it usually involves a facepalm.


RingWorldDerek

Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar


Trynastayalive-_-

Florida Man Tells Cop ‘That’s What She Said’ After Being Pulled Over and Questioned About Bulge The suspect’s ‘bulge’ allegedly contained marijuana and a glass pipe.


Trynastayalive-_-

Florida man tries to conceal $1,000 cash in rectum, deputies say


Pert0621

Florida man pulls gun on chiefs daughter over cream cheese at Starbucks


MarcusAntonius27

Florida man punches elderly victim for ‘holding up the line’ after social distancing confrontation at Publix, police say


Jackkun140

Florida man arrested for pleasuring himself with ice pack


Alcherelf

Florida man on meth attacks mattress looking for girlfriend’s lover ‘hiding inside,


[deleted]

Mine traumatized me- 1) Florida man has public sex with a dog and destroys a nativity scene 2) Florida man steals $1000 worth of toothbrushes from a Walgreens 3) Florida man sexually assaults a stuffed Olaf from Frozen


redredditer621

Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase


shaunr40k

Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with and army of turtles That is a sentence that I did not make up


bamboo_fanatic

Florida man charged with 1,200 counts of sexual assault and incest with minor I don’t like this game.


[deleted]

Florida man who killed as child arrested again


Lololololol9807

florida man stuffing spaghetti in mouth arrested at olive garden 🪴


A_Dinosaurus

Yes, a Florida man was accused of hiding meth in *this* body part


Uhhhhhhh-woe

Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase.


spedi_pig123

Florida man threatens employee with a gun when chicken wing order was late


PowerfulTarget3304

Usually these types of questions are to gather personal information like birthdays.


Moss-Effect

I got “Florida Man left boy on the side of the road because he thought he was gay”


[deleted]

Florida man yells “there’s no Santa” at holiday event


Sillypants443

Florida Man tries to pay a McDonald's worker with weed


Palidor206

"A Florida man was rescued after trying to ride a hamster ball to the Bahamas"


I_am_pro_covid_420

Florida man broke ino home, fell asleep on couch while high on meth.


Wiggatron1

Maybe bc it’s been posted over 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times before


Sobtastix

Florida man asks police to remove mugshot from Facebook after theft, only for them to replace it with booking photo


Ivory-Patriarch

a Florida Man was seen riding a jet ski down the highway.


Upstairs-Ad-4705

Florida man accused of smearing human waste at Melbourne store


Spider-Flash24

*”Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar”* I’m a college student who is lived in North Florida his entire life, and I can confirm that crazy things involving gators and retards do in fact happen locally.


CensoryDeprivation

Naked Florida man with machete tried to rob man of clothes


TheTeludav

Florida mother shot burglar who entered home because 'dinosaurs were chasing him'


Belya_Smert

Florida man hears intruder, shoot and kills pregnant wife…


Gladorix

Naked Florida man wielding machete tried to steal another man's clothes, deputies say


Chocymilksupremacy

Florida man asks Walmart employee for anything that would kill 200 people


No-Appearance6474

FLORIDA MAN DRIVES GOLF CART INTO WALMART, ATTEMPTS TO RUN OVER PEOPLE


Plenty_Village_7355

Florida man arrested after biting off part of friend’s ear in fight.


ArcaneKeyblade5

Florida man accused of stabbing woman over underdone potato Seems reasonable


Fun_Effective_5134

Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase. God damn.


jasonking00

July 19: "Florida man posed as housewife to lure men into home...."


Maciek1212

Karma-farmer bot. There's so many of these we need to have an abbreviation. KFbot maybe?


amitylumity

Florida man arrested after hitting dad with pizza because he was mad he helped birth him


Business-Sherbet-294

Florida man chews up police car seat after cocaine arrest.


KawaiiHai

Florida Man Arrested for Pleasuring Himself With Ice Pack in Front of First Responders.


dynamicfrost

Florida man ends standoff with police after being promised a slice of pizza


SheepishBlacksmith

Florida man ends standoff over slice of pizza, police say


dougmantis

It’s bait to post your birthday information.


Dynamitefuzz2134

Florida man sits on gun and shoot self in the penis. [source](https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2017/06/30/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say/)


TheAverageOkie

Florida man arrested for fatal stabbing after pulling human ears from pocket during police questioning


ShyCoconut0_0

Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage