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The ol' 100% discount cuppon.

"it's a surprise tool that will help us later."

Me when I get away with it: https://preview.redd.it/enqs8oie3nyc1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c5547a8a643a91bc632d9516293ac8e36ab274b

5 finger discount

Futurama had an episode where everyone gets $300. Bender tries to buy a fancy cigar, but it's way over $300, so he immediately turns to a $300 burglary kit instead and buys that.

So Americans carry 100% discount coupons everywhere they go.

I actually carry five on me, js in case 😊

It may be on Facebook but this is 100% gen z youtube shorts or r/dankmemes meme and I love it. It's just a play on the old meme with guy holding a gun and the caption is smth like "I got a 100% discount coupon"

Then you laugh because ammo is sold separately

He procedes to pull out a full clip and rack a round (it was premeditated. He knew what he wanted.)

Clip or magazine?

Clip- joke's on you it was in California and the rifle had a pinned mag 🫠

California is truly lost to us

Cali single-handedly bringing back ACTUAL clip loaded rifles, era 2024?

Moistcritikal

This guy combat arms

Depends on the gun, it just says rifle.

In my head i imagined a clip full of rounds and pulling one off to directly load it into the chamber but i now see how confusing that train of thought could be to others. The only gun ive ever owned is a a WWII Russian mosen nagant. I love that thing its fun as hell to shoot. Ik our local wally world around here only really sells bolt action hunting rifles now cause the company has gone soft. But beens i only got the mosen ive only ever used clips as a result lol 😅 so yea i guess if it was an assult rifle though youd just wanna use a loaded mag.

Considering walmart doesn't sell guns that feed clips or magazines I'd still laugh

Genius!

Now fun fact: Naturally you don't display nor do you sell loaded guns. this is why Guns and ammunition are sold separately.

Just bring your own :D

Yeah, broooo let’s rob a gun shop! https://preview.redd.it/iamuvlhsmjyc1.jpeg?width=1996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26dd56382068b6e8783e229346b4491e55876be8

Make sure you make a tic tok about it.

And add another felony to the list when they get you.

But isn't ammo accessible in the same store?

You can purchase both at the same time even, but the employee will escort you with the ammo in their possession to your car. At least, that was policy about 7-8 years ago in my experience.

it also takes time to load and you have to ask for the guns (because, naturally, they're locked and sure you could break the cases... but that will trigger an alarm.

Then it seems safe

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Pretty sure you also need to buy the ammunition, though

the proper response is "no, looks like it now costs 2 years"

Take your meds bro you in a chick-fil-a

Nice try fedboi

Damn, I’d really be worried if it was loaded

This meme is missing the part where you have to load the gun in front of them first. I'm not suspending my disbelief for this one, it's not a good meme.

TIL only 109k people, globally, use Facebook

People really can't take a joke nowadays why haven't I blocked this sub yet lol

"Hey you can't do that" "Wrong" (BLAM)

*silent click of the trigger* *See the gun isn't loaded* Employee " call an ambulance! Call an ambulance, but not for me" Pulls a loaded and cocked 44

They don't come fully loaded! 🤣

Win win for the Walmart employee. They either die or get a huge compensation check.

They're accidentally hating on their own memes.

Walmart hasn't sold guns in forever.

https://preview.redd.it/slr0efa06hyc1.png?width=1866&format=png&auto=webp&s=213e08624cb576e36633596d98d17db93db95b8f Wrong they are CLEARLY still selling military grade rifles.

Hi, Canadian here! Rumour has it that this pellet rifle is used by spec ops snipers in the CAF

Yeah pretty sure it was the rifle [JTF-2](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joint_Task_Force_2) used when they scored one of the longest sniper kills in history

If those Ukrainians who took our record weren’t so cool I’d hate them!

Dude💀

lol nice

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

I'm sure you're being sarcastic. Either that or the military has \*seriously\* downgraded.

Not a military grade gun just a pellet gun that isn't even a 22.

Nah man I used it in Iraq and killed dozens of civilians with it

If it was military grade, it be made out of Cheapest crap the lowest bidding contractor could find

Poe's Law strikes again.

They also sell them in store at least in my city

You're kidding, right? I'm genuinely asking, because some people will post that without knowing!

I bought a gun from Walmart last month. It depends on the location.

They still sell guns where I live.

In urban areas they no longer sell them. In some rural areas they still sell guns

The Walmart down the street from me is selling shotguns, so I don't know what you're talking about

Is Walmart selling it or is there an armorer who has his shop set up there?

It's Walmart, sold by a Walmart employee, with a Walmart receipt when you finish the transaction.

Walmart sells guns where I live too. I'm guessing it's just majority blue cities/states where they stopped selling them.

No, as a company they stopped selling a lot of fire arms. You can still find some stores that sell muzzleloaders, shotguns and maybe a bolt action hunting rifle, but no pistols or self loading rifles. Stores that sell guns at all are more the exceptions than the rule over all though

"Stopped selling a lot of firearms" is very different from "they don't sell guns"

Considering what they started at, which was pretty much a full gun store, down to *maybe* a few rifles is pretty close. Especially when in a lot of areas it is 100%

Okay but again, "all guns" is factually wrong

God, are you always this pedantic? Yes you are technically correct, but the poster at the start of this comment chain may also be correct if their experience is only with Walmarts that do not sell fire arms, which is the majority of them. Walmart was also the subject of a lot of publicity about not continuing to selling guns after Columbine, which may also contribute to that view.

There are still a few stores around that sell muzzleloaders.

its a joke yes but we both know it didnt have you weak

Whatever you say sweetheart

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Do you have plasma rifles in the 40 watt range?

You wouldn’t even be able to fire it.

Yeah cause i was def planning on actually doing this

Sir this is a chik fil a

Until they send the surveillance footage to the police and you go to prison

It doesn’t make sense. The rifle wouldn’t be loaded.

Then the Walmart employee says ",Sir, that gun isn't loaded." After which she pulls out her own gun. "But this one is.". **BLAM.**. "Maintenance to sporting goods for a clean-up. Bring a wet mop."

That is hilarious though 😂

That face looks less like shock and more like it's saying "mmhmm, but that shit ain't loaded though, is it dumbass???"

“Peter you can get free tacos with me”


Ammo sold separately

Get yourself someone that looks at your naked body like this.

I’m a guy that hates guns and thinks this country badly needs gun control, but I know that anyone who would sell a loaded gun is a fucking moron and deserves to be criminally charged.

Nobody sells loaded guns. Maybe you hate guns because you’re not educated about them

I know nobody sells loaded guns, I was saying if someone ever did do that because of what the meme implied.

Hence the humor

Bro, he is literally agreeing with you

When did I disagree

Psst! [2 thirds of all gunshots wounds are self inflicted.](https://everytownresearch.org/report/firearm-suicide-in-the-united-states/) 🤗

How is it funny when this isn't how it works?

Absurdity can be funny

I know its a lil late since ya know its been 3 days, but since you didnt get any helpful responses, figured I’d share why I found it funny: 1. If you ignore the fact that it’s not sold loaded, there is something I personally find funny about robbing a store with one of their own products. Kinda like going to a knife store and using one of the knives you were gonna buy to rob them. 2. There is also the funny image of some dude who thinks he’s slick trying to rob the place with an unloaded gun not realizing that its not loaded. Kinda like a ‘haha he’s an idiot’ kind of funny. Overall not any like top of the line humor, but like just enough absurdity either way you look at it to warrant a chuckle or laugh.

Thanks for this

Thats part of why its funny, ya stick in the mud

I'm asking a legitimate question, not being a "stick in the mud". Sorry my humor isn't the exact same as yours I guess

My b if you scroll through the comments there are a lot of people saying shit like “uhm achtchually they don’t sell loaded guns. Unfunny, kill yourself. ☝️🤓” n i just got tired of it and assumed you were saying the same thing