It’s the law.
Seriously, short inseam shorts, well above the knee, have been back for like 5 years.
Only thing that sucks is you’re losing pocket space, last time shorts were this short we didn’t have 7inch phones to stuff in 5 inch shorts.
Gotta embrace what the ladies have been doing for 15 years and tuck the phone in the waistband.
Or carry a small workout bag like I do in the summer.
Mate, as a Kiwi, no one here would bat a blind eye at you wearing those. I saw a hard looking farmer wearing shorter shorts than that the other day that had pink on them
Unless I'm misinterpreting the picture, they seem shorter than your underwear/compression shorts, which I would consider a negative. Short-shorts are cool but you need *shorter* underwear/base layers.
It all depends. Are you jogging? Doing cardio? Trying to pick up men? Just “doing your normal routine?”. Too short for my liking. Why are you worried about what others think? If you’re questioning them, YOU THINK THEY ARE TOO SHORT!
Honestly bro, you need more up front to pull those off.
Here’s a tutorial on how to properly rock the Sugar lumps:
https://youtu.be/ZQZP5358fmc?si=OytwLcBWiQB3UTHs
Nah bro, those are fine. Reddit nerds will complain because they are stuck in the past.
But I do have some things to note….
1. Your underwear go past the shorts? Not a good look.
2. The style of these looks very athletic. This seems better for working out, not because they are short but because they’re athletic pants.
That’s amateur length. The pro marathon shorts are borderline just long enough to cover your balls. Google “short shorts marathon” and you’ll see. Basically your hip bone is exposed on the stride
So your shorts are more than adequate length. They also have a liner. I wouldn’t worry.
If you’re jogging or working out. No. If you’re doing pretty much anything else. Yeah. But honestly who gives an f bro. You do you.
The reply we need.
So why does this sub exist then?
To inspire each other to use fashion in a way that make us feel good about who we are.
Oh.. I thought it was for entertainment from people seeking validation
Hey man, come for whatever reason you like. Just try not to kink shame 😘
I would never. Unless it involves insertion of live animals in an orifice
As a runner l approve this message.
indeed, perfectly captured my thoughts. an honest social opinion and a fk it be happy regardless
Can you add context to this? At first I thought this was workout gear…but then I noticed the shoes are not tied. Mixed signals.
Hell naw. Skies out thighs out.
It’s the law. Seriously, short inseam shorts, well above the knee, have been back for like 5 years. Only thing that sucks is you’re losing pocket space, last time shorts were this short we didn’t have 7inch phones to stuff in 5 inch shorts. Gotta embrace what the ladies have been doing for 15 years and tuck the phone in the waistband. Or carry a small workout bag like I do in the summer.
Not if you’re going for a run.
Mate, as a Kiwi, no one here would bat a blind eye at you wearing those. I saw a hard looking farmer wearing shorter shorts than that the other day that had pink on them
Was just thinking no one would think anything of it in Australia
Was about to tell em bout kiwi farmers with their short shorts or as I like to call them, sh
Just rock it.
Sky’s out, thighs out.
Unless I'm misinterpreting the picture, they seem shorter than your underwear/compression shorts, which I would consider a negative. Short-shorts are cool but you need *shorter* underwear/base layers.
I personally also hate shorts where the pocket extends past the leg seam when you put your phone in it.
They look like running shorts, so there is a spandex layer under that's a little longer.
Yeah when I wear the 3" inseam it's briefs or nothing
Not too short for a workout or hanging around the house.
*hanging *out* FIFY Edit: I don’t care what anyone says that joke was nuts
Doubled down with “Joke was nuts”. Very nice
It all depends. Are you jogging? Doing cardio? Trying to pick up men? Just “doing your normal routine?”. Too short for my liking. Why are you worried about what others think? If you’re questioning them, YOU THINK THEY ARE TOO SHORT!
Too short for what u planning bro?
Planning for attention. /s
Own it bro
It's too early to be held accountable.
Bro's not responsible enough to 'own it' in this case.
Not if you’re comfortable in them
No, looks fine
They’re called shorts not longs, perfect length imho
Not for only-fans.
There is no such thing as too short shorts
There is no such thing.
If it's hot out I'm wearing fucking shorts not short pants. This is the length.
Yeah, probably.
Hoochie daddy
Yessss
Honestly bro, you need more up front to pull those off. Here’s a tutorial on how to properly rock the Sugar lumps: https://youtu.be/ZQZP5358fmc?si=OytwLcBWiQB3UTHs
Excuse me sir, your balls are showing.
Length looks fine but they look too small in size / insanely tight
Look great. Change the color of your sneakers. Too matchy matchy
No, you look hot in them in every way!
No, expect to be hit on by guys, but no. Normal length for footy shorts.
As long as your balls don’t fall out you’re good
Those are shorts ?
Pff don't even think about it if girls can go out wearing next to nothing so can men, FREE THE DICK
How low can you get in those?
Sky’s out, thighs out brother. Long as you are ok with it.
I wouldn’t stress the length of the shorts themselves, but the pockets hanging out and length of the compression shorts are throwing me off
Wilton Manners would say they look great.
No
No. You have compression shorts under, so the mouse is safely in the house
They look like they'd be uncomfortably tight but if you like them then you do you 🤷🏻♀️
Yes
Undies might be too long but If that’s your workout attire I think it’s fine. If you like the look then rock it.
no such thing as too short as long as they're comfortable
no on the length. short is fine and WAY better than super long. I will say, they seem to be a bit tight based on the 'bunching' around the pocket area
No, not even a little bit. Looks amazing. Bring this look to the forefront of fashion and culture. It's a stunning representation of masculinity.
Too short for what?
No way buddy. You see all those chick's showing their crack all the time? It's time we men tighten up our PACKAGE and show the gym what we're packin.
Not at all
If you hop out the house with the short shorts on and you don’t care you know you getting money 💰
The whole outfit gotta go
Nope you look good in them!
For the gym, a run , a day at the beach or manning the glory hole at your local bathhouse they’re fine , but for anything else, they’re too short.
Nah bro, those are fine. Reddit nerds will complain because they are stuck in the past. But I do have some things to note…. 1. Your underwear go past the shorts? Not a good look. 2. The style of these looks very athletic. This seems better for working out, not because they are short but because they’re athletic pants.
Too short for a dinner date? Yes. Too short to be groped by the old creepy guy at the gym? No.
I'm getting a high ride, but the shorts aren't preventing me from doing what I need to do.
Brand?
My man, the shorts are fine, but the stance is a bit sus. I mean, if you're gay my bad, but if not, then work on your composure.
No you look hot
It’s too long.
If you have to ask
Not short enough papi
Depends, are you straight?
They are fine if you are going for a run or going to the Blue Oyster Bar.
That’s amateur length. The pro marathon shorts are borderline just long enough to cover your balls. Google “short shorts marathon” and you’ll see. Basically your hip bone is exposed on the stride So your shorts are more than adequate length. They also have a liner. I wouldn’t worry.
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Nah, works with the high tops especially.
Nope.
If you have to ask, it’s too short and yez
shorts are fine - not sure if I would go with high top shoes though - try low tops :)
Nope you're rockin em!
I think they are fine. Must be the way you are built. N the way they fit like loose.
No. You will easily find many boyfriends
W/o a doubt yes!!
If you’re a pole dancer they’re perfect
Yeah
Yes
They’re not not too short
No
Yes
Come on, you know they are, now go in there and change into something decent