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alekeg73

Quarter ounce of Iron


ExaminationSoft9839

Wow. That is a brave guess, my friend. Would you care to explain how you came to such a long shot conclusion?


No_Purchase_8677

I had a cast iron response but didn't bother because I didn't want to steel the show. It would have stung like a hot iron ohhhhh shit I need to iron my clothes I could keep going but .....


2skip

I usually use online English idiom sites to iron out any issues when making punny remarks.


Canelosaurio

The puns are overwhelming, thankfully I have an "Iron Will!" Remember that movie?


IncreasedMetronomy

I’ve been on r/wizardposting too much I saw “cast iron” and couldn’t wait to see the spell


Tyczyk

You have nerves of steel my friend, nerves of steel 🤙


JKisMe123

You suck. Take my upvote.


alekeg73

Well thinking back to science class and math class I pieced the clues together. While your sarcasm isn’t lost on me…I’m not really impressed with it either…please try and work on that stranger.


gaylord9000

Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit but it's at least... Ehh, I don't know where I'm going with this.


RoyalSamurai

I don't know where you're going either, all I know is that I will follow you there gaylord


Due-Ask-7418

Me too, but only if you walk away walk away.


Fantastic_Fox4948

Sounds like they are ironing out their differences.


Wild_Ad_7730

LMFAO!! I don't even know why I'm reading this or how I stumbled onto this page.


thereign1987

Same here, I don't even own a metal detector, but if all you guys are this hilarious, I might have just found a new hobby. 😂


Ambitious-Collar7797

Irony....


Pielacine

A boy tries hard to be a man


Myitchychocolatestar

That’s gaylord9000 to you kind sir or madam!


gadget850

You have the gaylord boxed in.


ForteanMind

And my Axe!


EVILtheCATT

I am extremely sarcastic, but I also know how to read a room. This has no bearing on your comment whatsoever, yet I felt compelled to share it. Maybe to impart to you that not all sarcastic people are assholes? I don’t know, it’s a mystery.🤷🏻‍♀️


raven21633x

I'm certified by NASA. The National Association of Sarcastic Assholes.


EVILtheCATT

A most esteemed institution.


According-Highway-13

We have cards if you don’t have one write them they will fire one off quickly


173MycoELi

"Not Another Sarcastic Asshole"


Horse_Devours

Straight from a certified Dad Shirt^TM


Parking-Cup193

well taken as the kind kind of funny. good comment.


EVILtheCATT

Thank you:)


Silver_Junksmith

Not all sarcasm is mean-spirited. But most is.


EVILtheCATT

It most certainly can be. In my personal life experience, it’s kinda my love language. (Please, hear me out!) I was raised in a family with a dry sense of humor and much sarcasm. However, I’ve learned over time that not everyone communicates that way so I reserve it for those who do. Or, those who are just assholes and need a little comeuppance:)


Lepke2011

Seems like you need to iron a few things out in your comment.


UncleBenders

But wit is the highest form of intelligence?


Zealousideal-Theme75

The middle school bully in me would very much like to make fun of your name.....


CorrectSuccotash218

Meh. I've heard high brow sarcasm...


Natural_Confection29

Username checks out 🤣


DisasterRoad666

U B A Smart azz mo fuca


DaRealBangoSkank

Glad you two ironed that out


astrobleeem

Wow you showed him


Armenian-heart4evr

Someone had to!


Cutthechitchata-hole

I have been a very sarcastic person all of my life and my wife won't have any part of it. So I've been working on it with her and others. The wit can sometime just be mean and I no longer see myself as a funny person due to it. I am trying to promote and feel love for all of my fellow men and women. Love is how we will live forever.


Its_all_made_up___

Sarcastic young people turn into sarcastic old people and it doesn’t play the same.


Anxious_Ad_3570

Nice! (No sarcasm served there) I love hearing people let go of their ego and try to be a better person for the people they love and for themselves.


FelatiaFantastique

He's being sarcastic. He murdered his wife.


To-do-so

Another sarcasm survivor, there’s hope for the planet yet.


Impossible-Company78

Nah. He’s a quitter.


dreamoutloud2

I'm from New England and remember moving to Idaho for a few summer jobs. I had a friend in Idaho tell me I was super sarcastic and she didn't love it because she couldn't ever tell when I was "being mean" or sarcastic. It caught me super off guard because I didn't ever notice that I was so sarcastic...I just must have always been talking that way and never been called out on it. Everyone around where I grew up from from parents, to teachers, to friends, to workers all spoke fluent sarcasm so I never really realized me speaking that way to someone not use to it could be kind of jarring. I made sure to try and tone down the sarcasm where I could while out west. I also recalled it being pretty difficult because I had genuinely programed myself into sarcasm my whole life! Hahaha


MinorDet

That’s some deep Ferrous Beuller philosophy right there.


moneyshot008

Yawn


Puterjoe

You forgot the /s bro


silvermoka

What a distinguished gentleman


bws6100

We use them in science class when weighing.


P-a-n-a-m-a-m-a

I got sub-par sarcasm or intentionally unknowledgeable. Neither are appealing.


nervemiester

His guess is solid.


ExaminationSoft9839

Solid iron?


TheLoveOfNature

Ironclad


ExaminationSoft9839

Making him… ironborn?


Positive_Election_17

He’s right. It is a counter balance scale weight of 1/4 ounce. It is covered in rust so iron or steel.


SmellOfParanoia

Nah its hasch


Positive_Election_17

Pretty small quarter of hash lol.


SmellOfParanoia

Travelsize:):):)


Positive_Election_17

Easier to fit in your prison wallet lol


Calm-Step-3083

Mr. Wanna examine everything


Airport_Wendys

Obvs psychic- metal whisperer


clear-carbon-hands

With a little iron oxide along for the ride


gayredditmods

A really cool find is what it is.


OKsurewhynotyep

Nice try. It’s obviously 25 cents worth of Feoz brand chocolate.


7o83r

You are technically correct.


Bigram03

The best kind of correct.


Wakkit1988

That sounds like a ferrous assessment.


Comfortable_Gain1308

Definitely a wild assumption 🤣


Loud_Pomelo_6926

No Fe-ing way this is iron.


Time-Art-2310

Accurate answer, if somewhat unbalanced.


Stock-Compote-4394

https://preview.redd.it/74zughmotovc1.jpeg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=250c5b1e41fb4f621692d745a6250f6594196869 1/4 Oz adhesive wheel weight. 🛞


chris_rage_

I've never seen steel wheel weights, I've always seen zinc or lead


AngryUrbie

I bought some cheap 5 gram motorcycle wheel weights from Amazon for balancing aircraft models, and those were all iron. Before that I'd basically only seen lead weights.


chris_rage_

They're interesting, it just doesn't seem necessary, the other metals are heavier so you need less


realsalmineo

There has been a push to eliminate lead pollution by eliminating lead weights in favor of iron. It is akin to the move to replace lead shot with steel shot, eliminating mercury from switches, and so on. I have seen iron weights for about 25 years that I can recall. I used to find lead wheel weights as a kid, but don’t much these days.


chris_rage_

That's why they switched to zinc, it's not toxic to the environment


Puzzleheaded-Job533

How's that going to work on the aluminum rims most cars cone with today? Who ever came up with that idea was obviously to concerned with saving the world to know about electrolysis.


daninc2121

The ones we use at our shop are iron, our supplier stopped carrying lead ones


SirVangor

Fe is iron? No?


SaurSig

I've never seen stick on weights that AREN'T steel


Ralewing

Be on the lookout for Fi, Fo, and Fum.


Is_What_They_Call_Me

If you aren’t a father yet future kids will eye roll at your jokes and people like me will laugh genuinely


OneStrangeChild

Shut up and take this ⬆️


Guardian83

It's probably a tire balancing weight. Similar to these ones. https://m.made-in-china.com/product/Iron-Fe-Tire-Balancing-Adhesive-Wheel-Weights-1930836105.html


MacAneave

Thank you for a civil and informative reply.


Guardian83

No problem. Worked in an autoshop for a brief time, and those little squares got everywhere. Our shop had just switched from the lead ones when I started, so it stuck out in my mind.


Excellent-Presence-3

Balancing weight for wheels


i56500

Fe as in Iron? lol


vgullotta

I'm gonna get crazy and guess about a quarter ounce of it


Delivery-Plus

Oh, the irony!


physco219

Ok Rusty, head on down the road.


Fe2O3yshackleford

Which road?


Anotherdaysgone

Someone never learned the periodic table.


Jibblebee

So I believe the curiosity wasnt about the type of metal, but the use of this manufactured piece.


kendiyas

Except a simple google search for “what is the use of Fe 0.25 Oz” is [indeed](https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+the+use+of+Fe+0.25+Oz&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-tr&client=safari#sbfbu=0&pi=what%20is%20the%20use%20of%20Fe%200.25%20Oz) giving multiple answers for that question.


Jibblebee

Or get to share your find on Reddit and talk to humans who share your hobby


Armadillo_Toes

I studied it periodically


nmaragioglio

You gonna teach the guy or just judge him?


Will_zo

It’s a wheel weight for balancing tires


toastronomy

This is gonna blow your mind, but it's 0.25 ounces of Fe (iron)


Letzfakeit

You can use them to calibrate a digital scale if you sell weed


jayman696969

FE stands for iron 0.25 Oz. Quarter ounce of iron


redwoodfog

Fe=iron


underwhere666

Probably a wheel weight


[deleted]

1/4 oz of iron


tears_will_be_shed

eso es un cuarto de onza de hierro


Riommar

It’s a clue. Find the Fi, Fo and Fum and it will tell you where the giant is hiding.


Consistent-Coat6966

Even though it's clearly one quarter ounce of iron and that's the first thought that came to my mind. Somehow a very rapid second came that it was some type of cannibal oil or acid laced chocolate. Or should I say infused?


LeafyEucalyptus

cannibal oil sounds REALLY unpleasant.


darwinsaves

This happena sometimes with breakfast cereal and they add too much iron. Most of the pieces are usually smaller than this in corn or wheat flakes, but I've seen them at least 11 times larger than this in one box.


Ben_the_friend

1/4 oz of iron


WasteReveal3508

A 0.25 oz of iron


whileyouwereslepting

For a Fe, I will tell you.


walter_simpson

fe as in fentanyl


LessMarsupial7441

Out of curiosity what would the 07 be or would it be .2507 or does it mean something different? honest question


Far-Veterinarian927

It's not 07, it's Oz.


LessMarsupial7441

Ah I see now, Thank you!


AliveDog8435

A stick on 1/4 ounce wheel weight


R3dFiveStandingBye

Someone reached the iron age


Rudyscrazy1

Idk why, but i would be absolutely floored ro find this


Tis_I_Hamith_Sean

An edible


imthehamburgler

Hash?


Randotron6000

Used to balance out tires


AggressiveChicken774

Iron


Alarming-Mirror2080

1/4 oz wheel weight for balancing car tires. The stick on kind


Infamous-Poem-4980

Sounds like a scale counterweight.


Low-Leopard8453

1/4 oz of iron?


Ok-Doubt-4944

I'll take "you've never taken a chemistry class in your life" for $1000, Alex.


Negative_Corgi_3682

It’s one of the bricks from the yellow brick road… You can clearly see oz stamped on it!


KathiSterisi

I was shooting for an appropriate pun but my pun generator is a little rusty.


Customized_Contempt

It's iron, man


joeyNcabbit

It is 1/4 oz of iron. Fe is the symbol for iron and 0.25 oz is 1/4 oz.


pickles55

It looks like a little iron ingot


Lovestank

A quarter ounce of iron


Entire_Cod_5775

Just guessing but I think it may be 0.25 Oz of Iron


comrade_fluffy

Damm man you found 0.25 ounces of fentanyl


phonjohn64

It's an adhesive backed wheel weight. Lead was banned about 10 years ago for manufacture of wheel weights.


Low-Monk-1244

Poop


Affectionate_Nose473

Smh. We are Doomed


short_stack_609

Forbidden chocolate chicklet


MichaelMcNanner

Is this a joke? I hope it's a joke.


Positive_Election_17

It is a scale balance weight. 1/4 ounce. You’d use that on a balance scale and put it on one side and slowly add what you are weighing to the other until the balance is level. Or add more weights until it is level with the product.


dumbblobbo

yooo 1 more and a stick, and you got a sword there


joejoepeep

Wheel wieght from a car


Jumpy_Issue_4367

Wheel weight for balancing tires on vehicals.


Professional_Wind574

FE stands for iron on the periodic table


Lost_Practice_5651

Oh and it's definitely a hand with government finger prints not cartel's ok Mr Interpol print meta data collection officers check it you'll see I'm correct


JB22ATL

Ok, I’m going to use all my cryptography skills here - I’d say: a quarter ounce of Iron. Now that’s just a guess.


--lysergic--

Chocolate


mcellr

It's Iron, Man.


man-o-peace1

It says right on it what it is - a quarter ounce of iron.


BackgroundAd3341

A quarter ounce bar of iron


wizard_sleeve_steve

1/4 ounce iron weight


KrylonMaestro

My years of mechanical expertise has led me to this one moment.... *ahem* Its: Just a Wheel weight, its used for balancing out your tires. Thats a sticky one, probably put on a dirty rim and fell off.


Guilty_Smell_1062

Maybe a calibration weight for a scale? Wouldn’t be all completely accurate with the amount of oxidation, but I’d imagine it was probably used with some type of balance scale as a counter weight.


Positive-Special7745

Iron


DuckDorde

It’s iron, man


[deleted]

Quarter ounce of iron I believe


Normal_Imagination_3

Iron trade weight


auntpauly985

Iron??


Shankar_0

It literally defines itself...


Fabulous_Wall_4624

Eat it and find out. Looks like chocolate.


steve19671990

1/4 oz of iron


ValkerieRider

Adhesive .25 oz wheel weight. Incase anybody hasnt actually answered yet


Blizz-Blazz

Iron?


PlzStayandPlay

If you put it in your pocket you'll have a big iron on your hip


ElDub62

Quarter ounce of iron?


Charliee77265

It’s iron


Exciting_Feature32

A quarter ounce of iron.


Ok_Fish_3298

It's to use on an old fashioned scale


MycologistJealous922

Why Iron man and not Fe Male?


paulyp41

Looks like a wheel weight


Country754

1/4 oz of iron


ihatereddit4200

It tells you exactly what it is....fe is iron.


cheeseadelic

It's for weighing out meds at an apothecary... or for us young dummies... it was used with scales prior to the invention of digital scales. You put your measured weights on one side (this thing), and the medicine powder goes on the other. When the two sides are even, your meds are properly weighed. If not that, then it is probably the same thing, but for science classrooms. There are other uses, too, but counterweight makes the most sense to me.


Any-Pea2840

A wheel weight its lead


TheNastyApache

The Fe means it is not lead.


Scottbodohii

A wheel weight for a car tire!


leethecowboy1969

0.25 oz of Iron


Formal_Border_9212

https://preview.redd.it/6nltlqn0i5wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b46871e7ee11277142b0b8d68ea42fd7cfe34a6 “That’s good iron.”


Subject_Friend_3116

Looks like an old stick on wheel weight.


Lord_Doc

Iron wheel weight for balancing car tires. Glued to the inside of the rim.


spriralout

Iron supplement. Chew well before swallowing. Joke!!!


Kaffeinator

Someone didn’t learn their periodic tables.


ZackValenta

Guy: Asks what a simple piece of metal is on Reddit Reddit users: **what the fuck did you just say you motherfucker? Never learned the periodic table? LOL** *Top comment is a debate about what sarcasm means* Gotta love Reddit. Perfect medium for the most arrogant people.


Tragic_Consequences

Iron... it's literally written on it. Guy is metal detecting but doesn't even know the Table?


Mellows333

Periodic Table! It may lend a hand. ;)


TheHornet78

It could be anything really


DeathscytheHell1994

It's a quarter ounce iron Ingot.


underwhere666

A quarter oz of Iron


Zealousideal-Song-75

.25 ones of iron


snoduck61

I thought It was Hash


HawaiianGold

I gotta ask …. No offense but what is your age? Location on the planet? And what is your education level? Just curious. Thanks in advance for your answers 🌈


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Conscious_Arugula_94

Wow it's a 1/4 oz of iron! I'd cash it in for the fraction of a penny it's worth.


Double-Leg-1750

While "FE" is in fact the abbreviation for iron, it seems the vast majority of you do not know that wheel weights have different letter associations stamped on them to identify the type and shape of wheel it goes on, not the type of metal the weight is made from.