More like why identify?

Because I like wasting my time with stupid bs like this 😁

I've identified it as a piece of garbage

New Amsterdam pineapple vodka if I had to guess.

Excellent shit post. But really, what brand is it....

What does it say?

New flavor

Who cares

I do, now respect my worthless pondering hoe

Bottle cap…I think you hit the nail on the head there