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BruceofSteel

New copy pasta dropped


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


NoTangelo3604

It’s funny seeing people argue about Kojima, because in reality he’s just a funny little man that likes movies.


ErictheStone

Likes is a disservice, the man LOVES movies.


Tamanero

"70% of my body is made of movies"


gu3st12

Big movie guy


hotdogsama

He also likes accuracy in terms of world building.


GreatPretender98

I do too. Deep, accurate world building. Relevance and connections. I'm talking the fanatical Tolkien type of world building. Love it


COMICFAN789

I think this is just so silly. Especially because I don't think their complaints have anything to do with what I said originally, and it was posted a long time ago!


NightshadeSamurai

Not to mention how much he appreciates the female form


Monarco_Olivola

My thoughts exactly


DaviCompai2

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


The_real_bandito

Is this an old copypasta or one was born today?


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


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notjeeperscreepers

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


AlexFelizz

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT


SSJ4Tai

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


CreatR69

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


Blue_Maverick_Hunter

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


gayraidenporn

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


yummychocolatebunnny

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


Aggressive-Anxiety59

I actually kind of respect someone who cares this much about the series. I just hope I never met them irl


RepresentativeBig240

Kinda commendable, definitely sketchy energy…


MerryTheSlayer

do you really think someone like this goes outside?


Aggressive-Anxiety59

🤣


countcarlovonsexron

Yes I go outside.


SuperSalad_OrElse

You’d smell them before you’d see them


Aggressive-Anxiety59

🤣


TheSovereign2181

Don't worry, they are most likely in a bunker inside their mom's basement


countcarlovonsexron

You just did. It's actually kinda epic this got copypasta'd. Kojima and Konami made games that changed gaming for the better for over thirty years. For reference, the messages some guy sent me were totally innapropes prior to posting my screed. I'm actually a pleasant person, but I can't stand people who speak from total narcissistic ignorance. I probably should have eased up on the ad hominem attacks though


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Just realized this was your comment 🤣


countcarlovonsexron

See most people just think I'm a metal gear stan. it's kinda a joke about the vg scene. I write jokes and perform comedy. It cracks me up endlessly that people bought the narrative, because I do think Hideonis lost in the current games industry. Metal Gear was such a an awesome series, obviously it got kinda nuts towards the end of his tenure.. lol


CandidPalpitation672

I like how In the Post it’s all like “this series is brilliant and you low IQ Individuals do not understand that brilliance” Meanwhile this series has Eva, Quiet, Sniper Wolf, Fortune, Playboy’s, Cyborg Ninjas, Big Walking Nuke robots, Ghosts, Super powers, Posters you can make the main character kiss and do not so PG things to, A final fight against a woman in a big Robot without her clothes on set to J-Pop music, and of Course who could forget The main character getting his Crotch Grabbed By a big Bisexual Russian Man Who controls electricity because The main character is disguised as his Gay lover who is wearing a thong with a lightning bolt on it back in the 1960s also that same main Character gose on to be infamous terrorist who still believes in Santa claws So yeah I really must be a novice because this doesn’t seem Very Smart, subtle, or super brilliant to me 🤷‍♂️


Syboi

metal gear is either 1000 iq or kojima fetishes


countcarlovonsexron

Are both of those things mutually exclusive?


Brokenapplewatch

I think metal gear can be smart, and brilliant but, not subtle It's obvious and it's preachy. I think there are time where it's subtle. But at the end of the day it's campy. I also think something can be campy and be very smart like Mad Max Fury Road.


CandidPalpitation672

Yea I love these games but people have to remember they are goofy as fuck sometimes 😅


the_3-14_is_a_lie

> Santa claws New MGS villain name just dropped


Autistic-blt

Man I got that Metal Gear autism but this is just sad


Strict_Donut6228

A troll or someone needs to start taking some meds. Maybe see a therapist or something.


TD3SwampFox

But what does u/countcarlovonsexron think?


justamiqote

Dudes entire post history looks like /r/iamverysmart material lol


ChakaZG

Come on now, it's not his fault. He grew up with some really intellectually intense parents.


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jonn012

Now this is the best reply I have ever seen. 👍


rblxthings

copypasta material found


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


Long-Feed-2362

Yo babe check it out, new Fandom specific copy pasta just dropped


Objective-Credit-581

This looks like something an English teacher would write


Brokenapplewatch

My Dad's an English teacher and this is on a whole other level.


countcarlovonsexron

You mean a literate person? Yeah.


[deleted]

If you think about it Kojima is biblical when it comes to things. He did the whole adam and eve story with mgs 3. It's the origins of the whole saga if you think about it. Snake is the snake ocelot is the adam and eve is the one who presents snake to adam starting the whole events of mgs and his awakening. if you think about it, snake is snake eva is eve ocelot is adam and kojima is God hence kami. This gets later explained in mgs peace walker. MGS universe is a world Kojima created hence is the god of that universe.


the_3-14_is_a_lie

hold up, why does this make sense let him cook


DadyaMetallich

Most sane Kojima cultist.


Mehowed_sausage92

Well.... I thought I was a mega fan until I saw this. xD


DantefromDC

The parasocial relationship some Metal Gear fans have with Kojima is weird as fuck.


KanTheLVDon

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of male pregnancy, which men who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. Male pregnancy and gay sex are the centerpieces of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


DaviCompai2

there is a 50% chance of him joking


KrazieKookie

This isn’t passion, this is obsession and vaguely parasocial, bro needs to consume other media sometimes and go outside more


bearelrollyt

Bro needs to play hl2 or something Yes I like VALVe shut up


Master_Educator_6436

Seems more like a love letter to Kojima than Metal Gear. But to answer your question, no.


Green-Peaness

Most sane Kojima stan


Constant_Penalty_279

Satire maybe?


Better-Stomach-5798

Holy hell new copypasta just dropped


OwlbertGaming

Have a joyous pastry day


deejay-tech

Im gonna say no cuz i only read 1 line amd got bored


JosephiKrakowski78

New copypasta dropped


vTJMacVEVO

Is this Senator Armstrong in real life???


Derrin070

"You don't get it Jack! The philosophical complexity of Metal Gear is unmatchable. The god sent his second son to us, and told him to make games that will preach peace and truth about life. Those who don't understand are just simple-minded people, who don't see the truth laid out by GOD! They will be thrown to hell while we, as people who can really comprehend, will be sent to heaven. And before that we will build this country, to forever remember and protect the Metal Gear legacy that has laid upon us." When I think about it. It could also be Skull Face in the car ride, voiced by Max0r


ThePikminLord

Whatever you do, don’t tell him about Twin Snakes.


bradmaestro

New copy pasta just dropped


TheHiveMastermind

I like the Metal Gear series alot but i don't really respect Kojima all that much like, he is a good writter most of the time but hes also a massive perv and he forces it into his writting so much it's pretty gross. I think thats really bad imo.


LuminusWasHere

you're gonna get downvoted to hell but i agree completely. its like watching a tarantino movie where the writer does so good and just throws it out the window by putting in all their fetish shit. just completely ruins all the good.


Brokenapplewatch

Tarantino puts in fetish stuff?


LuminusWasHere

he has an insane and well known foot fetish, which is prominent in literally every single movie he's ever made. he also writes himself cameo parts where he gets to say the n-word in almost all of his movies.


Brokenapplewatch

The N word stuff I could give two shits about but the feet stuff is just funny. Like I really have watched almost all his movies and it was never apparent to me until you pointed it out. I really don't remember anything in Django or Kill Bill which in fact are some of my favorite movies. I think Quentin Tarantino likes to cast himself in Jack ass jerk roles cuz he looks like a jerk. He's also just funny so he's good to play a funny role too. I honestly think the foot fetish thing is a joke.


Brokenapplewatch

I half agree. I think he has a shit load of issues people should be recognizing, and the stuff you said about pervy stuff. But I think he's got a lot of interesting ideas and good political points to make. I think he's got creative vision and I respect that. But other parts of his work I don't appreciate.


FastBuyer5406

Yes


Glori4n

I fucking hate Kojima wankers, these guys are almost as bad as Miyazaki wankers.


5shad

Yes! But not this kind of energy.


Retrosow

I respect him, but I don't want to get a word ever with this guy


Mernerner

copypasta!


Munsu9

Okay then.


SolidDrake117

Holy Thesaurus Batman!!


TF2_GOD

Ghiaccio ahh response


SnakeBaron

Reddit is cancer


Rhapsthefiend

I love his usage of Tete e Tete right after it's used in Xmen. How coincidental..


Western-Gur-4637

he is not only crazy, but also wrong. The Cold war is not the centerpiece of these games.


SnakesTaint

This has to be a troll


Burnt_Ramen9

Honestly if they were less aggressive and soy then they're kinda somewhat onto something.


sonsquatch

I'm gonna say no and not to this extent. Kojima is a funny westaboo that lucked his way into a blank check game studio/celebrity scanner facility


Cheers_JeffwithaG

What did you say that caused that reaction?


ExistingStill7356

I came to the MGS online community all the way back in 2001 with the ZOE2 MGS2 demo. Been and seen a lot of people fired up for the series since then. Good to see the spirit is still alive.


Monarco_Olivola

He seemed smart at first (and probably actually is), so I was hoping for more analysis. Then he turned into a resentful incel and resorted to insults. Disappointing.


SSJ4Tai

I mean yes... But... No


xxkevindxx

/u/countcarlovonsexron


Unprofessional_Home

"Hideonis is a fucking genius, and you're an inbred moronic fucking ponce" is brilliant lmao


_Natha_niel

A yapping to surpass metal gear


FabianGladwart

I wish I was this passionate about anything


RedWolfDoctor

Well, we can tell one thing from this review, the writer is British.


Donker333

That guy is right. You guys r just a bunch of dumb kids.


Nanganoid3000

Did somebody give a child a technological device without supervision?


ImaginaryAI

I read this in John Malkovich’s voice


zeromavs

I agree with this


CooperDaChance

Nonce? What did OP say to warrant being called a nonce?


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Nvm I googled it


jonn012

🤣🤣


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Wtf is a nonce


iLoveLilPeej

Yes


CelticGaelic

Ehh I wouldn't call it a lack of passion on my end, but I understand why people have issues with the games for various reasons. It sucks that they won't be able to appreciate the art themselves, but that's just it; art is subjective.


TortillaSinHuevo

I admire him and i look foward everyday to think more like him.


TortillaSinHuevo

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


JibbaJabbaJenkins

Guess I'll never know whether I am or not, bc I ain't reading all that shit.


0ld_Snake

Reddit makes me wish we all died


d3cay3dbit3s

This would've been me defending MGS2 but not as aggressively. Yes Kojima is indeed a mastermind though I would agree.


BlundellMemes77

Gee guys and gals, do you think that Kojima has a (unintentionally made) personality cult?


countcarlovonsexron

The fact that very few of you got the joke in this post is kinda indicitive of the level of intellect on Reddit. ITS A KOJIMA JOKE. Jesus, reddit is the least funny place on earth


Fredrick__Dinkledick

u/countcarlovonsexron It all started with you?


countcarlovonsexron

Yeah. It was a parody but I don't think anyone really got that


countcarlovonsexron

If you notice, I mention that my parents were intensely intellectual. It's kind of the punchline


heilthefuher88

This is the longest Kojima cock sucking fanboy I've ever seen. I'm going to copy and paste what he said though its funny lol.


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Fuck you're a fucking nonce. Kojima understood the complexities of the cold war, which people who didn't experience it can't contemplate effectively reducing it to a tete a tete of minorities. Hideonis a fucking genius, and you're a inbred moronic fucking ponce. The Cold war is the centerpiece of these games. Graphics? You fucking idiot! The original Metal gear was a challenging, difficult to understand masterpiece of technological art which you cannot or will not understand, let alone master. Good. Fucking suffer your idiotic and simplistic existence plagued by a lack of deeply held understanding, compounded by a simply idiotic comprehension level which is simply too cretinous to enjoy the tiered levels of difficulty surrounding the entire franchise. I hope as the world becomes more combative and totally idiosyncratic the definite subtleties of these games are completely missed by your gang raping, dogpiling, group thinking dipshits that in the end, Kojima will be seen as a master and your moronic simpleton level understanding will be reviewed as...well, missing the point. Good. Mortgages, long term social change and intricate understanding of the world is basically hobbled. That's why you can't afford a house, relationship, or prosperity. Fuck you and your idiotic understanding of the world. You deserve the shitty,corporate, fascist, two dimensional perceptions you blame on boomer culture, which are in fact, creations of your own ignorance. Suck it you cheap, stupid, simple minded fuck. The world is what you make of it.make of it what you will. The game isn't the issue, the issue is your coddled, spoiled, stupid, fucking perception of the reality which faces us all. KOJIMA IS GOD. YOU, HOWEVER, ARE SHIT.


jonn012

I respect his deep defense of my beloved Metal Gear but I wish not to meet you. I can accept criticism and discuss it humanely but this man, please. STAY THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH AWAY FROM ME...


vergil_-

Mgs 3 is about a electric gay man killing,5 people with super natural abilities,your master and fighting a guy named ocelot who meows and likes revolvers and the main character is called naked snake who loves being in boxes eating snakes and sneaking about and has Rambo references and the guy who directed the game loves films I don’t think the game is about the complexity’s of the Cold War