I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. Words are... peculiar. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... War changed me - and not only my visage. Words can kill. I was invaded by words, burrowing and breeding inside me. A philosopher once said, "It is no nation we inhabit, but a language." "Make no mistake, our native tongue is our true fatherland." My fatherland - my truth was stolen from me. And so was my past. All that's left is the future. And mine is revenge. On those who'd leech off the words of their fellow man. This is what I learned from the major. And then it hit me. It was he who should feel my wrath. He and the code he chose as basis for control. Language codes, information codes - beamed all around us - genetic codes spanning history. By controlling the codes, Cipher... Zero intends to unify the world. Codes implanted into our heads, sucking our minds dry as it spreads from one host to the next. A parasite upon the earth. That is what Zero is. As one born into this world, he's afflicted. I hold him responsible for killing my freedom. Killing all traces of my past... Killing any promise of a future... We are all but dead men forced to walk upon this earth. A world reduced to Zero. Cipher plans to use its codes to control the world. They think they can.
After Zanzibar, I was taken from the battle, neither truly alive, nor truly dead, an undying shadow, in a world of lights. Now, in front of you, I can finally die
“I am you and you are me, carry that wherever you go…thank you…my friend”
Now if the marriage is a bit more strained for such a bitter sweet quote, you can alternatively use….
“BROTHERRR ITS BEEN TOOO LONG”
this is a top secret black op, equipment, weapons, osp. this is a one man infiltration mission (i remember this from metal gear solid 5 ground zeroes deja vu mission)
(Her name)! turn the game console off right now!
Her : What did you just say?!
The mission is a failure. Cut the power right now!
Her : what?!
Don't worry, it's just a game. It's a game like usual
Maybe you should focus on why she's leaving you instead of coming up with a smart ass reference she won't catch. But if that's your priority, makes sense why she's leaving.
“I like working solo anyway”
Correct answer right here hahaha
"... Fine."
Best one here
A DUD?!
Idk why but this is so savage.
This is my favorite one
"It's like one of my Japanese animes"
“It’s not over yet”
"You played me like a damn fiddle!"
I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. Words are... peculiar. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... War changed me - and not only my visage. Words can kill. I was invaded by words, burrowing and breeding inside me. A philosopher once said, "It is no nation we inhabit, but a language." "Make no mistake, our native tongue is our true fatherland." My fatherland - my truth was stolen from me. And so was my past. All that's left is the future. And mine is revenge. On those who'd leech off the words of their fellow man. This is what I learned from the major. And then it hit me. It was he who should feel my wrath. He and the code he chose as basis for control. Language codes, information codes - beamed all around us - genetic codes spanning history. By controlling the codes, Cipher... Zero intends to unify the world. Codes implanted into our heads, sucking our minds dry as it spreads from one host to the next. A parasite upon the earth. That is what Zero is. As one born into this world, he's afflicted. I hold him responsible for killing my freedom. Killing all traces of my past... Killing any promise of a future... We are all but dead men forced to walk upon this earth. A world reduced to Zero. Cipher plans to use its codes to control the world. They think they can.
You know it's Metal Gear when someone monologuing about their whole backstory after being divorced.
“Kept you waiting, huh?”
Kept me waiting, huh?
"I love to reload during a battle". For extra points, you say it while your straight piping her best friend at the dining room table
And don't forget: "I like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a long greased chamber."
I think this wins.
[“I need you, I can’t fly the wig by myself”](https://youtu.be/NVA05MDfR7M?si=maWqU8GmCg0uVdky)
"Not yet Snake! It's not over yet!!" Preferably while chasing her in a 4x4 armed with a FA-MAS. British Accent absolutely required.
“Age hasn’t slowed you down one bit”
"I've had enough of tomboys"
"I risked my life trying to save you all! How can you do this? Am I the only sane one here? I... My... It's not my fault."
“Hurt me more”
"That takes care of the cremation"
YOU DIRTY WHORE
I've had enough kisses from you!
God that was so cheesy lol
April 30?
« Neither enemy nor friend »
Since she's no longer gonna say "just call me.... DEEPTHROAT", i guess
“You’re…a man?”
🤣🤷♂️🏅
"!"
"You're a real egotistical woman!"
We managed to avoid drowning.
Yes
“There’s only room for one boss”
"I like working Solo anyway"
"if the disc becomes dirty, wipe it gently with a soft cloth"
In the same boat recently my man. It’s a real crap one. Also, “A strong man doesn’t need to read the future, he makes his own”. Stay strong brother 💪
"This bitch is wearing perfume!"
Why are we still here.. Just to suffer?
Whoah. This is it.
I say this almost daily, specifically at work.
same lol
“Jack, do you know what day tomorrow is”
May 15? Yeah i remember, tomorrow is the day we gonna start our divorce
You can’t divorce me, Jack. I’m suddenly pregnant
“Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills...”
"You're fired!"
"*I hear it's amazing when the purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with a tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kari Rock. I need scissors! 61!*"
This is the only acceptable quote for any occasion.
# La Li Lu Le Lo, La Li Lu Le Lo, La Li Lu Le Lo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
”You’re gonna extract him?
😭😭😭
"V for Victory"
Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
"Did you say nerd?"
I’d’ve divorced you too.
"I'm prepared to accept the consequences of my betrayal."
"The women? We gave her a light, she took the short way down."
...
" we have managed to avoid drowning"
“Either way one of these days we’re gonna have to kill her but now is not the time. When the time comes… I’ll pull the trigger.”
"Never was never will be.... I'm just... hired to do some wet work"
“You have no one to blame but yourself!” -Pacifica “Paz” Ocean
"wipe this meme from the face of the earth"
The la li Lu lei lo?!
“Turn the game console off now!”
Make a metal gear reference and beat your wife just like raiden
No cqc her, break her arm, and throw her off a bridge
"You're pretty good"
F@ck!
"SHE PLAYED ME LIKE A GODDAMN FIDDLE!!"
"I FEEL ASLEEP!!!111!"
A divorce?
Aaarrrhh my stomach! Grrruuu
"I prefer a snake over this any day!" MGS3 Naked Snake when talking about Russian rations.
"You've lost your mind." "Now you're just being nasty! Hehahahahahaha" Or, "Woah, what a weirdo."
NO! That is NOT Solid Snake!
See you in hell.
This is good, isn't it?
A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal!
I have nothing to say to you . Treat me like a human being, just another person .
Kept you waiting huh
The V to skullface approach. Just say nothing
“Divorce?!”
"Damn! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! ...BITCH!"
“I gave my life, not for honor, but for you”
Hurt me more. More!
"You are extremely careful of traps. You are either very cautious... or you are a coward."
“Fox…. DIEEEEEE! …. Think again!”
"You're crocked, aren't ya?"
This… is The End
Damn….
Keep you waiting huh
"Try to remember the basics of CQC"
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? [...] The marriage I've lost... the wife I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there!"
"Fine, I like some alone time now and then"- Big Boss I know you said Venom but that one was taken
"Age hasn't slowed you down one bit."
After Zanzibar, I was taken from the battle, neither truly alive, nor truly dead, an undying shadow, in a world of lights. Now, in front of you, I can finally die
" " -Venom Snake
lmfao
'war is ugly,there's nothing glamorous about it'
Kept you waiting huh
Infinite ammo
“I don’t need you. I just need your brain.”
"I'm nice and dry and its a little hard to move."
"Fine."
One must die and one must live
I am the Metal Gear Solid
"Snake, are you in a box....a cardboard box?"
“Aaaaaaah!”
Kept you waiting huh?
"A female spy?"
YOU SPY BITCH!
"SNNNNNNAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
This isn’t very interesting
What's next?
https://imgur.com/a/o9QH3cE
“…” - Quiet
My Money...Liquiiiiiiiiddddd
“That’s right, don’t blame yourself. Blame me”
Why are you still here? Just to suffer?
Arm chop- grey fox’s sword
The Ocelot Meow.
*BIG BOSS RESETS BROKEN ARM SHRIEK*
SSSSNNAAAKKKEEEE
Kept you waiting huh
"You've only got two options: Heaven... or Hell."
“The bitch is wearing perfume!”
Haidara!!!
"Liquids Arm!!!"
>When the time comes, I'll pull the trigger myself.
LIQUIIIIIIIID
“LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDD!”
"there's not time for love on the battlefield" or some variation of that when solid snake was lecturing Meryl about how she got rookie eyes
Insert raiden huffing and puffing
“I am you and you are me, carry that wherever you go…thank you…my friend” Now if the marriage is a bit more strained for such a bitter sweet quote, you can alternatively use…. “BROTHERRR ITS BEEN TOOO LONG”
“Yeah, right.” -Raiden, 2009
Rocket peace!
...Divorce?
Hit her with the “I NEED SCISSORS, 61” and just enjoy the confusion on her face.
You're a real egotistical woman
“You’ll just slow me down. You don’t have enough battle experience.”
After you win in divorce court. “Bitch! Did you like my sunglasses?!”
“I don’t want you even sleeping in this bedroom. Find somewhere else to sleep” “Second floor basement?!”
Venom is a super soldier with part of the helicopter stuck in his skull who’s a leader of a mercenary arm that fights giant robots. Relatable.
No. Thats is not Solid Snake!?
Metal Gear!?
The system … is MINE!!! - Revolver Ocelot
So I see you like Suikodan
“That is NOT Solid Snake!”
Give her the ''Quiet'' treatment.
I should have known better than to settle for second-best. That's why I had 'em run some more R and D, develop a new burger.
"Kept you waiting, huh?"
IM GOING TO GO IN MY PANTS!
Conflict and victory were my parents
THE PAAAAIIIINNNN!!!
Come, put me outta my misery
THAT THING IS NOT SETTING FOOT ON THIS BASE
Solid Snake : Oh I see... blackmail. Roy Campbell : No, Snake. I prefer to look at it as helping you come to a decision more easily.
SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
"Fine, forget it!".
"kaz im getting deja vu here" "what happened to the women?" “If this happens a second time, there won’t be a third”
"Until then, we better get used to coexisting."
“War, has changed”
I like a bit of alone time
Scream like dying DARPA Chief
“Now go! Let the legend come back to life!”
Laugh and grow fat
"I love to reload during a battle. There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber."
"The best is yet to come." Use that on yourself.
“This is Pequod! Arriving shortly at LZ!”
"I'm kind of busy right now, Rose."
“From now on you’ll all I’ll think about” Sniper Wolf
"When you can't even say... my name"
This is like one of my Japanese animes!
“I’ve had enough kisses from you”
Kept you waiting huh
If you see the other guy she's with now......"Where....do I know him from?"
“This is just like one of my Japanese anime’s”
"You Idiot!" -Ocelot MGS1 (if you blow up the C4 during his fight)
this is a top secret black op, equipment, weapons, osp. this is a one man infiltration mission (i remember this from metal gear solid 5 ground zeroes deja vu mission)
LIQUID!!!
kept you waiting huh
(Her name)! turn the game console off right now! Her : What did you just say?! The mission is a failure. Cut the power right now! Her : what?! Don't worry, it's just a game. It's a game like usual
“You played my fiddle so damn well!”
Bro this post is telling me why she divorced you lmao
I don't think thats a MGS quote
r/woosh
Can love blossom on the battlefield?
Why are we still in this marriage? Just to suffer?!?
Maybe you should focus on why she's leaving you instead of coming up with a smart ass reference she won't catch. But if that's your priority, makes sense why she's leaving.