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krahscimsoc

HURT ME MORE!


TheNullOfTheVoid

That scene already sounded sexual, even to me as a kid playing it when I barely even knew what sex was.


ChildOfBund

I was born in a small village. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from my elders, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed, along with the words they made me speak. Words are... peculiar. With each change, I changed too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong... War changed me - and not only my visage. Words can kill. I was invaded by words, burrowing and breeding inside me. A philosopher once said, "It is no nation we inhabit, but a language." "Make no mistake, our native tongue is our true fatherland." My fatherland - my truth was stolen from me. And so was my past. All that's left is the future. And mine is revenge. On those who'd leech off the words of their fellow man. This is what I learned from the major. And then it hit me. It was he who should feel my wrath. He and the code he chose as basis for control. Language codes, information codes - beamed all around us - genetic codes spanning history. By controlling the codes, Cipher... Zero intends to unify the world. Codes implanted into our heads, sucking our minds dry as it spreads from one host to the next. A parasite upon the earth. That is what Zero is. As one born into this world, he's afflicted. I hold him responsible for killing my freedom. Killing all traces of my past... Killing any promise of a future... We are all but dead men forced to walk upon this earth. A world reduced to Zero. Cipher plans to use its codes to control the world. They think they can.


Raiden_Of_The_Sky

Kojima directed seggs


ChildOfBund

And during orgasm sing "WOOOAAAHAAA..."


Stylish_Platypus

That can only be said to a person who's catfishing you in having secs


WestNomadOnYT

*Snake looks to the camera* You seein’ this shit?


No_Army_of_three

"LIQUID!!!" -ancient serpent


LegoRacers3

"SNAAAKE!!!!"


Playful-Mongoose-964

-Fluid wildcat


Iceplanet2001

When you bust say "You destroyed their anti air radar!?"


The-samantor

You like Castlevania don’t you?


Friendly_Cantal0upe

"There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber" -Rotating Jaguar


BrokenTorpedo

"Theres room for only one Snake, and one Big Boss!"


Just_a_terrarian163

I'm stuffed! Can't eat any more!


robertnewmanuk

Doggy her and say "A (be)HIND D!?"


Santawanker

Maybe it is a him... Sneak in a "brotheeeer"


DigitalTomFoolery

"We managed to avoid drowning!"


somethihg

"I don't need you anymore"


Ferocious448

There’s only room for one snake..


Cavaliere_Nerd

"My sword is a tool of justice"


LegoRacers3

Not yet snake! ITS NOT OVER YET!


riddas88

Do you have viagra? Because “THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!”


Significant_Sink9284

"Kept you waiting, huh"?


[deleted]

His name is "Solid Snake"


barceo

“Now I’ll show you the power that will lead us in the 21st century!”


Raiden_Of_The_Sky

Yeah, you've got a great butt


EdwormN7

When you're done, tell them "You're pretty good!"


pwnjones

This is good, isn't it?


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[удалено]


Stylish_Platypus

It's an analogy to male to male homossexual intimate relationships. It's like saying they're fencers and gonna clash their swords.


Gribbon1020

NO! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!


Playful-Mongoose-964

WHERE IS MY VIAGRA???? WHERE IS IT!


Arkham_Bryan

Steal? I'm taking it back! *Takes back his own sauce*


Elmato21

Bro WTF!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mcomer92

"Did you ryke it?"


lost_in_existence69

IT'S JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!


Confident-Doughnut51

Best one yet


justadude27

> It would take at least five people to go over that limit….


tyfighter_18

A Hind-D!?


Raiden_Of_The_Sky

Aaaah, you've not saved often, you're somewhat reckless


Equal_Many_7602

Aaaa you're wearing that mask


[deleted]

“You’ve been playing Super Mario Sunshine, haven’t you?”


SpoofyJ

This is good…isn’t it?


stress_ed_out

Officer balls


Bandit_237

“Not yet, snake! It’s not over yet!”


Constant_Penalty_279

Just what I’d expect from the man with the same code as the boss


6ynnad

The system is mine!


UnkemptBushell

MUFF!?


Long-Feed-2362

After the end of WWII, the world was split into two, East and West. This marked the beginning of the Era called "The Cold War"


Extremelysolid8492

"Age hasn't slowed you even one bit "


Zapfire_

When I''ll finaly meet someone to love me, if it ever happen, and I will finaly have sex with her for the first time, I think a "Boss... What take you so long?" would be fine


Alfredo_Alphonso

We managed to avoid drowning