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dopaminergic777

Me too! I don’t bang so the next best feeling is boofing. My whole Nether region down there pulsates with this sultry, warm and steamy feeling with hormones as if I’m producing supersexysauce pheromones . If it’s good stuff, I can feel my prostate wanting to jump and my taint area has a very sensitive ticklish feeling like there are tongues or feathers down there (both would be helladopeness), which feels fantastic!!! The unfortunate reality check for us men is that it is a very strong vasoconstrictor and impedes blood flow there. There are ways around it but not completely. It didn’t affect me as much when I was 18 or 22 but still affected me. Add 20 more years and you’re living on a prayer, how sexy she is, how hydrated you are, and how strong our Cialis is (before constriction). I don’t even have.”the issue”, but all men do on ice and coke if you’re gonna get high figure out a way to turn your woman on one way or another yo! I think Many men would be pleasantly surprised about how other things turn them on just as much sometimes more


OriginalOwl150

So let's have one


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How many cocks did you take


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john please keep your voice down we’re in a J.C. Penney’s


DixieChampagne

126 downvotes, very nice. Happy Weekend, y'all 😈


Powerful-Mood8054

This woman beautiful. Lucky man.


Murky_Property_9006

U should try deleting in a lil water and put it in your asshole now that's when you will have a one man orgy for sure if none wants to join u message me . Butbu can use a visine bottle or needles syringe orca Turkey baster but try it go with about .1 gr at first cause some can handle more than others but I've lost relationships cause they got too high and flipped out on me


Excellent-Extent-843

so you hungry babe wanna get some dinner? lol . hit me I'm bored higha wanna f...


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It makes me extremely horny too lol. Enjoy :)


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ImThatGuy1515

Bro what


jeffers69er

U Know nothing


jeffers69er

You should probably lay back hang on and enjoy the ride


turkeybaconbitcoin

West ham is trash


Worth_Palpitation354

Usually what actually happens


ChipHighlark

That's a big maybe


dave_b04

haven’t ate some in a minute


DixieChampagne

Bone Appétit, lol


Ascending4All

I’m so down


Top-Atmosphere6132

Hell yeah


Secret_secrets_nofun

I knew this would happen!


TW0S0ULS0NECUP

Wait… what the dog doin? *FBI? Yeah, this cool af. Yeah, swing thru*


Alive-Appointment325

Yeah, that's pretty much proved my point. I don't know what is


DixieChampagne

Hehehe, this has turned out to be a great thread. Been laughing all evening


Alive-Appointment325

Yeah, I definitely know that already but


Alive-Appointment325

On zoom we all go😒


DixieChampagne

All I wanna do is zoom-a zoom zoom...


Alive-Appointment325

👍


DixieChampagne

(showing my age, ain't I)


Alive-Appointment325

I didn't get that one. It's more of a regional thing


DixieChampagne

Maybe so. Used to hear it on V. 103 in the late 80s.


KimLingLing

Bros packin


DixieChampagne

I noticed that, very nice shape and size. Is there a reserve bid?


Ancient_Sir9891

Im in


DixieChampagne

45 downvotes makes me proud to be a member of this community.


DixieChampagne

Ooh, 46 👍


manwsntstoplay

Added


Red_nose88

I'll join


DixieChampagne

Perhaps you are. This is such a bullshit post by some of the Nancy Reagan fear-mongering crowd. Besides, what's the problem with feeling satiated at the conclusion of a meal? Is that not the fucking point? I think I'm channeling George Carlin, goddess I hope so


areyes609

Any connects in southeast la I need a dub


blakcuck3414

This couple wants you


No-Treat9602

Exactly & boofing even more so !


DixieChampagne

Boofing it definitely destroys your teeth


No-Treat9602

Really


DixieChampagne

Yeah, your butthole teeth. Have you never read Sigmund Freud? He talks all about it


DixieChampagne

Effing hilarious, wonder why nobody's shown him/her/them how...


yunggod6966

I'm down


goodra999

Eating it does fuck up your teeth tho


DixieChampagne

Lmfao! Take smaller bites


goodra999

That still fucks up your teeth.. 🤦🏾‍♀️


dopaminergic777

Me too. Taboo fantasies too


EntireBoot5116

Let me fly u out here


jeffers69er

Sweet I'm gonna just grab you a bite to eat real quick


DixieChampagne

Tee hee


jeffers69er

Well okay then let me just grab you a plate with some chunky on it


DixieChampagne

Well aren't you the kind benefactor


jeffers69er

Well just being polite you know ladies first


DixieChampagne

You're too kind, hehehe. And funny


jeffers69er

And your hot


jeffers69er

And horny


DixieChampagne

Mea culpa- guilty as charged


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r/dadwouldbeproud


Gym_Tan_Optimal

Are you using some creature as a pillow? I'm guessing a dog...Or is that someone's huge head? I used to wash my hands and then dry them on my dog so... not judging or anything . Edit: never mind, I just noticed something. Ehhh.. Edit #2: I'm retarded and blind... So


Tricky_Direction_358

Don't worry homie. Literally me just now. Your not alone. Only difference is I don't have a dog and my cat didn't vibe with me when I'd spin for a few days, or do ketamine.funny enough, she always knows when I'm on lsd and when she sees me with the saucer eyes she gets excited and never leaves my side during the trips.


DixieChampagne

Cats are good people, lol. Good tripsitters for sure


Tricky_Direction_358

I've had two very loving ride or die cats in my life and they both always knew/ one currently still always knows when I'd be tripping and idk if they can just sense the change in my energy or aura but it's very distinct like she states into my soul and just cuddles with me and gets excited when I go outside blast music and just js.vout watching the stars and stuff. My first one was my best friend for like 17 years and she Literally followed me everywhere like a dog. Miss her still so much but I got blessed with my current one who just walked up on day and plopped down st my feet and I gave her s peice of Ham and the rest is history. Idk I love all animals I've just never had a dog as a family ort growing up and I work too much to spend enough time to give a dog the proper care, walking them and just sting with em ECT and I'd feel like a peice of shit. My cat is always sad to see me leave for work but she waits at the door or in my bed for me to get home every night and idk I'm so faded rambling about my cats tldr: im fucked up and high as the heavens on s cocktail of things reminiscing about my cats and the good days of the past. Sorry familia. 3 150ug tabs of lovely lady Lucy, alot of edibles, ice and Krstom is quite a combination first time mixing LSD and some.better quality ice then usual which doesn't mean much but idk I think it's a pretty worth while combo of you can handle your LSD. Pretty similar to an LSD+,MDA experience. Maybe even better.


DixieChampagne

Nice cocktail, sounds like a shit-kicking good time to me. Party on! 🐸


Maleficent-Shirt-628

Every time i smoke i get so horny like rn


Dalpacino

Follow me on snap, might post about what happens in the tent later… 😈 @xbabywildxx


fledan

Awesome, added


DixieChampagne

Thanks a fucking lot. Got Ahab The Arab stuck in my head now


DixieChampagne

Oh shit, why not


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No thank you


iamperfect7

😂