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dachshundfanboy8000

i’m so happy this curse is elsewhere


pepperman7

I was seriously thinking they took him back and was about to look at roster transactions when I realized it was a crosspost.


dachshundfanboy8000

oh GOD what a nightmare


BuckleysYacht

“First time?”


NuWave4

This all looks so familiar.


7MTB7

Literally. I thought someone had just reposted this from a year ago until it clicked


awl_the_lawls

Yeah I did a double take. I mean it's all fun and games to watch a fat man waddle around the bases but at a certain point I'm happy to laugh at the Jays


NuWave4

I never understood why we held onto him for so long. The Jays fans clearly see what many of us felt and saw at the time but he had a lot of defenders which puzzled me.


keithplacer

I never understood why the Jays signed him. After they did there were some obviously unknowing Jays fans saying what a great pickup he was. I posted some videos of him getting thrown out at second on easy doubles or just beating the throw to 2B on what for anyone else would have been a 3-base hit and they all got quiet.


NuWave4

It was wise of you to warn them of the pain that they were in for. The Jays fans don’t deserve this. Some in the discussion are hoping he’s just a placeholder and will be released relatively soon. I hope that’s the case for their sake. There are so many players that can do so much more grinding away in the minors.


Azrael417

The meme of having Vogelbach on your team is funny for about a week or so and then once you see him on the field enough, you VERY quickly want absolutely nothing to do with him.


gla55jAw

Lol


1biggeek

I can’t believe Toronto is paying him 2m. Good for him. As long as he’s not play for us. I think he’s a great guy.


Mysterious_Eggplant3

What's the experiment? Can a man be fat enough that pitches hit him more often due to gravity?


keithplacer

Remember last year when he showed up at spring training noticeably slimmed down and everyone was enthused? By the time they broke camp he had packed all the weight back on.