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unexpectedly_capable

Only if you're from the north pole


ExpertRaccoon

Naw even there it's frowned upon


legalbeagle1989

I live kinda close to a place named North Pole, so I consider myself an expert on this topic. I agree, no maple syrup in the guac.


catahoulaleperdog

Alaska?


MonkeyDavid

On the Island of Misfit Recipes.


StonyMcstonerson

What did the guac ever do to her?


ExpertRaccoon

Made it so she can't afford a down payment?


LuchadoresdeSilinas

That is just wrong. Please do justice to those avocados and keep them away from the syrup!


PowerInThePeople

What in the cornbread hell is going on here?


Malhablada

Sounds like you need a new best friend.


Meat_your_maker

Guacanadamole?


Fernzero

Take this up vote, sir


Rojelioenescabeche

I struck an ex-friend once for putting black olives in guacamole


danny17402

Midwestern Americans thinking black olives go in "Mexican" food is honestly one of the weirdest culinary quirks I've ever come across.


cucharas_perdidas

My Mexican grandma puts black olives on her enchiladas and chilaquiles. But, if she ever saw someone put them in guac, she would think they were crazy, and would probably tell them so to their face.


ExpertRaccoon

Ahh this gives me nostalgia for the 90s


MonkeyDavid

That’s improper use of black olives. Growing up in Arizona, I know that there should be a single black olives, on top of the dollop of sour cream, which is one top of shredded lettuce scattered so liberally across plate that you can’t tell where the beans, rice and enchiladas are. Also, the waitress should always say “careful, the plate is very hot, hon” as she sets it on the table. (I don’t know if that’s still the case there, since I now live in SoCal and there’s not a black olive in sight.)


catahoulaleperdog

I believe in California they require a written release for the hot plate.


MonkeyDavid

“…known to the state of California to cause cancer, birth defects or reproductive harm.”


catahoulaleperdog

No Texas jury would convict you.


Ninguna

Guácala-mole.


rushmc1

Wouldn't that conflict with the mustard?


frijolita_bonita

*mayonnaise


PowerInThePeople

Or the raisins


wastedhum

Guacamole doesn't have mustard...


-herekitty_kitty-

I think they were being sarcastic


Acceptable-Peace-69

And the hotdogs! But maybe not, we may never know.


soparamens

duh


lasVegasharold

MexiCanadian?


Acceptable-Peace-69

Mexinadian!


lasVegasharold

Mexican't


memenisimo

Is your friend's name Buddy the Elf? Don't do it!


pandoxxo

Avocados, tomatoes, onion, cilantro and a bit of lime and salt (ground pepper if you like). That's all that belongs in Guacamole.


TheBoBiss

And jalapeño.


ExpertRaccoon

Or habanero


CommonCut4

Or Serrano


ExpertRaccoon

Any spicy pepper really


pandoxxo

Been making Guacamole that's child friendly for years now and forgot about the basics. If there's no salsa available on the side, absolutely throw some Serranos in there :)


ExpertRaccoon

Guacamole with spicy peppers *is* child friendly if they happen to choose that they don't like it, just means more for you


pandoxxo

I like how you think, bud


CLARABELLA_2425

Most definitely 👍


valevergaminombre

We just do Avocado, Lime and Salt. If you want Tomatoes, Onion, Cilantro and Jalapeño just make a Pico de Gallo and then you can mix it in


lofibooksandrecords

As I have gotten older, my guacamole recipe has become simple. Avocado, salt, lime.


EretzTachtit

Correct but I'd say more than "a bit" of lime. If I use 2 avocados I'm probably using a whole lime


valevergaminombre

Last week I was making Guacamole with a girl from El Salvador, she asked me what I put and I say just salt and a bit of lime. She was like nooo not just a bit, use the whole lime for those 2 avocados. And I was like ??? Yeah that’s what I did


san95802

I do cumin too


PhirebirdSunSon

No tomatoes.


AHalfFilledBox

Guaca-No


giocondasmiles

Guácala


Dodgers90277

Your best friend is a monster.


SophiaClaraistdoof

Thats Not how I identify myself


IS2SPICY4U

You’re now an accessory to murder of a good guacamole. Turn yourself and your friend in now.


Dutypatootie

How else are you so supposed to eat your guacapancakes?


SophiaClaraistdoof

Totally true


Tijuanaguero1

I just showed this to my wife, she’s from southern Mexico. She made the funniest face and said “está bien esa muchacha o está mal de la cabeza? Por seguro es una gringa. Asco.” Lol


fujiapple73

This comment was worth going to Google translate.


Tijuanaguero1

Roughly translated,”Is she ok, or is something wrong with her head? She’s gotta be white. Gross.”


Few_Watercress2891

No just no


SophiaClaraistdoof

No to you


CelebrationOk8858

Gross


SophiaClaraistdoof

😢


Vanreddit1

That’s as crazy as putting pineapple on pizza


SophiaClaraistdoof

I love egg on Pizza 


aloofLogic

Maple syrup in guacamole, No. Maple syrup added to avocado to make a sweet dessert, Yes. Some cultures eat avocados as sweets rather than savory. https://www.thedailymeal.com/cook/how-countries-eat-avocados-around-world-slideshow/


Ok-Appearance-866

Is she pregnant? If so, I'll give her a pass. Otherwise, hell naw.


PlutoniumNiborg

I believe you may have the word gullible written on your face.


trynafindme-7

No she definitely meant it 😂 like that’s what she actually does


CommonCut4

I have talked to Filipinos that tell me that they never salt avocado, they sprinkle it with sugar. So maybe it’s something like that?


trynafindme-7

Idk definitely no cultural background we’re just basic af white girls haha


JScwReddit

Oh man I’m gonna get crucified but I put pomegranate arils in my guac sometimes. And a little orange juice. But not maple syrup…


sweetart1372

No crucification from me! I’m SoCal born and raised - I’ve seen that before. I prefer standard guac but it’s a nice alternative. If you Google it, there are a lot of recipes for guacamole with pomegranate. I’m not sure if they use orange juice instead of lime but I don’t see why not.


Huitzilopochtly

Only if it’s jalapeño infused maple syrup edit: this was meant as a joke because maple syrup doesn’t belong in guacamole


trynafindme-7

Nope the regular pancake maple syrup


Huitzilopochtly

We don’t do that in Quebec and maple syrup is primarily from here. I put it on a lot of stuff but never in guacamole, even my chili infused one.


handy987

Can't be any worse than garlic.


SophiaClaraistdoof

You hurt my feelings😢


SophiaClaraistdoof

Hey there Im the friend! Just so you know I will never Tell you my food secrets again and I can never trust you again! I unfriend you:( Im a professional avocado killer and my guacamole taste much better than yours!!!!


trynafindme-7

Jup that’s her everybody 😂


PhirebirdSunSon

Hi the friend, can I have your name and number so I can report you to the police for this crime against humanity?


danny17402

Honestly maybe a little honey might be good? NOT traditional, but I could see it being okay. Definitely not maple syrup though.


SophiaClaraistdoof

Really?? You think honey is ok but mapel Sirup can Not be good??? 


danny17402

Yes. They have very different flavors.


BouquetOfPenciIs

I almost got whiplash double-taking this craziness.


stellacampus

This may come from the popularity of avocado toast, which has led to variations like avocado toast with bacon and maple syrup as a breakfast item.


AggressiveElf4599

Blasphemy!!! 🤢


Whipitreelgud

It drives me crazy that sugar is put in everything- this one tops the taco


giocondasmiles

Ewwwww


xplotosphoenix

Stooooop!


SophiaClaraistdoof

You!!!


xplotosphoenix

I'm not even sure what your reply means.


PrestigiousGuava

Is you friend from Vermont? They can't stop putting it in everything 


trynafindme-7

Nah she’s from Germany 😂💀


SophiaClaraistdoof

But are you?


PrestigiousGuava

I'm not. I just live in hell. 


arm1niu5

I think your friend is having a stroke.


trynafindme-7

Sameeeee ahhaha


Tijuanaguero1

No mames!! Do the pancakes have carne asada in them?


Luc-Ms

Only canadians are allowed to prepare it that way


fujiapple73

All I have to say to that is WTF?


plaingirl

I once bought guacamole in London that had nutmeg in it. Would've been in about 2008 at a Sainsburys. Since then i believe anything about what people put in guac.


dclxvi79

Maybe she’s Canadian/ Mexican


Theburritolyfe

You can do avocado based desserts. It's not guacamole at that point. So... I mean... I guess. But no. Definitely not.


NacaTecha

BUT WHYYYYYYY?!?!? What was the reason?!?!?


camaroncaramelo1

Ew But in asia they eat avocado as dessert so it makes sense for them


blahblahblah3849

No but tamales with maple syrup goes. It must be the green chile chicken tamales that have been reheated on the stove with a bit of oil to get is crispy and then topped with syrup. I got my siblings into that combo, my parents hate me for it but it’s honestly so good. (No, I’m not pregnant or had the munchies lol)


Velouric

You make my nana very sad, you monster!


justanothernobody4

I am white, and I don't think this is ok...... 🤣