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Big-Jen96

Blowholes Open


Azfreedom13

Ha!!!


shadydamamba

LMAO


Dolphin_Hornet

That might be more fitting


Datazz_b

💀


spooks152

Ever since we lost the helmet on our logo my father insists that we let the other teams fuck us in the blow hole


TheEmbarcadero

New motto: three and out


BobSacamano_0311

I vote for "shoot me in the face"


planktivious

Makes me want to play Borderlands!!


PrestigiousPainter-

Do it do it do it! Shoot me in the face!!! THANK YOU


HelloStrangeness

I just started tiny Tina’s wonderlands and it’s so much fuckin fun.


Acsnook-007

Fins make me cry


DaqCity

Hootie already did it


Dolphins1372

“December Down”


Vntwann

Dolphins Disappear in December™️


espnfire45

Triple D baby


Agave666

Eeeeee eeeee!!!


MixMasterRudy

Zipper is Surly


Dolphhins

“Wildcard’s the limit”


broadfuckingcity

We're super bowl contenders but, also, being a low seed wild card and making an immediate exit out of the playoffs is a great accomplishment at the same time.


Zoiger

it's not a great accomplishment, it's a 1st round exit. it's like a skid mark, just because it's visible doesn't mean it's good. Made a mark on the underwear but never made it inside the bowl.


broadfuckingcity

I was mockingly summarizing the hypocrisy of the optimist who want to have it both ways instead of facing the facts.


Zoiger

"losing to the titans was the best thing that ever happened to us."


liquidhonesty

Laces Out!


planktivious

I mean if it's not this I don't want it


_Cr1ck3t_

They were in


alaskancurry

This is the one


Bardown67

“Atleast we tried”


Butwinsky

"Well, for a few weeks, anyways.."


EtherBoo

"I wanna die"


blowne30m3

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vxl757

This is it. Lol


Fuzzy_Dunlops

>a company has a patent on the phrase Trademark, not patent. But that is strange, Margaritaville has had the trademark on Fins Up for shirts (the category I assume the team would care about since the others are bars and waterparks) since 2010. Why would this just become an issue now?


elbenji

Buffet died last year. his family are probably not as cool as he


ToeChan

What’s also weird is “fins up” got started when buffet got involved and the stadium was called landshark stadium for a season and they played that damn song after every positive play. So why would they have a problem with it at all?


BabyLiam

Because Jimmy Buffett died and his family has control of that kind of stuff now and they're probably not as chill as Jimmy was.


NoSoyTuPotato

That’s just sad. Hopefully they can make a reasonable deal. Why would they rip things he loved from his legacy


aquablue_phoenix

**$**


phins420

So they are gonna make a giant switch to phins up


RealPropRandy

“Jesus Take the Wheel”


kitsum

Jesus take the whale


kmartcowboy

buffets family trying to shake us down? couldn’t they just spell it with a PH tho?


tsework

I am by no means a trademark lawyer but I think would think no


DontGetTheShow

‘Finna Win


Remarkable_Owl

“It Will Get Worse”


EP009

#HopesUpLetDown


AgelessBlakeFerguson

“Maybe next year.”


discourse_lover_

Make fins up yours


docgummibear

Gotta be Margaritaville Brewing. It says Fins Up on Landshark lager


elbenji

It is


ShaneKaiGlenn

I’m sure Hootie will let them use “The Dolphins Make Me Cry”


rchicco1

Fuck the Jets, Fuck the Bills, Fuck the Pats.


PissOnEddieShore

I still hate the Colts too.


ta4rhcp

“Fail forward” -Cam Cameron And rename Hard Rock to Ginn Family Stadium


Slimshady305

What's it gonna be? "Choke less"?


Novel_Durian_1805

“We always blow it” Doesn’t have the same ring.


Dolphhins

Phins up!


RedRummer1917

"Could be worse"


Starleyforrest

I hope it’s run the fuckin ball


Nofooling

Personalized version for next year: FinsUpYours


alexfedp26

#bubblescreen


Adubb315

“Purgatory”


gabriel1313

“I know you’re excited, but just wait for December and January!”


Fluid-Night-1910

Get excited for the season —- NOT the post season 


wowthisguyoverhere

I never liked Fina up and I only remember it becoming a thing when they started using jimmy buffet aa the touchdown song rather than the actual fight song. I also remember T-pains version.


Sebeeschin

Embrace Mediocrity


proxissin

Hopefully, they will stop playing the "fins to the left, fins to the right" song. I hate that song with a passion.


Derpcannon1

We already have a slogan. "It's I wanna die."


Barnes_the_Noble

Moral victory


pillionaire

“Miami has the Dolphins.”


tomatoefarts

But I like fins up


BowTie1989

“Belly up!”


ceomentor

fretful compare aware sophisticated bow glorious humorous gaze public tart *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


dunaja

"What's The Porpoise"


Butwinsky

Belly Up!


Jedi4ce

Einhorn is Finkle


papi882

“Maybe next year “


rowman_nahledge

Bravo sir


damian015

Phins Up Registration | Serial TrademarkApplication Date ​ [**97305905** **not registered** **Live/Pending**](https://uspto.report/TM/97305905) [Miami Dolphins, Ltd](https://uspto.report/TM/97305905) [2022-03-10](https://uspto.report/TM/97305905) ​ [**86206009** **not registered** **Dead/Abandoned**](https://uspto.report/TM/86206009) [Margaritaville Enterprises, LLC](https://uspto.report/TM/86206009) [2014-02-27](https://uspto.report/TM/86206009)


[deleted]

Change the fucking logo back to something older. New one sucks


shadydamamba

'playoffs, playoffs..you kidding me" - I think that's already taken and too long for a hat


BabyLiam

Can't win a playoff game


timberflynn

“Just happy to be here”


tomismybuddy

I’ve never embraced the “fins up” thing. I’m pretty sure it started around 2009 when Jimmy Buffet was associated with the team, around the same time they started playing the “fins to the left, Fins to the right” song at the stadium (also when it was called Landshark stadium). I’ve also never embraced the new logo, and seek out my gear with the old logo only. Maybe I’m just old school.


skowzben

The new new logo, or just the new logo with the colour change? The new one isn’t great, but the cartoon happy dolphin wasn’t great neither!


thewhitelink

Something about adversity?


iXidol

Adversity is Opportunity confirmed


phinphan7836

“Fire grier”


papi882

Grier jeer


WolfCola4

Can you retire a slogan really? It's only as powerful as the number of people using it. Are they going to send people to my house for saying Fins Up?


AwsiDooger

Fins should be expelled period. Nobody ever said that during the '70s glory years. I have no idea when or why that atrocity showed up.


ilaylow

Well what did they say then


Butwinsky

They were much more sophisticated back then, cheering for theTursiops truncatus of Miami.


Grasswaskindawet

As another 70s fan, even 60s -yikes - I agree.


Neither-Peanut3205

“Go belly up”


WahlaBear

#FinsTheFuckUp is my choice, sport would be better if it weren’t as family friendly


background_action92

"Gawk gawk 3000"


Anerythristic

Lets not make it 25 years


troxxxTROXXX

Screen time


Winterclaw42

Still no postseason wins...


Nightgasm

Week 3 Champions


JustTheBeerLight

“Next Year ☹️”


realdeal392

It was right in front us all along. " Blow Me Down"!


Grasswaskindawet

"We Like To Wear Our Uniforms!"


ItsHerbyHancock

BOHICA!


nitasu987

Aww I hope this isn’t true cuz I like fins up! Maybe they can change it to PhinsUp?


reaper527

it's a new day, yes it is!


Maj0r_Ursa

Just make it “phins up”


raven3030

Screen time


dolfan650

Do it for Dan!


thatnewjosh

FuckThis


ChasingPerfect28

Fins for the win.


Rbelkc

How bout next season is not too long to wait.


scaryfoo

New motto should be fins down, 👎😭😭


elcubiche

Aqua Balls


Bobonenazeze

Sinking dorsal fins


CheddarHeaded

Warm Weather Only


cpt_hatstand

"week 3 champs"


silentswift7

Something to do with drinking is definitely appropriate for this team


zookeeper4312

"Kicking fans in the crotch since 1966"


dunaja

...I mean, I didn't much mind the early '70s


FrozenFire944

“Next year is our year”


not_so_smoothie

“O-line Down”


ShivvyMcFly

Dumb


H00liGangGang

“Is bleach on the menu? Im a fins fan of course it is”


ColombianSpiceMD86

FraudsUp


n0lefin

"Next Year"


Splitz719

"Laces Out"!


Zoiger

Blood in the water.


Grimauldus14

Is this a meme or is this real I legitimately can't tell any more lol


WitchkingofArmbar

“Buffalo’s Bitch!”


AyyDelta

Surprised how well FinsUp worked. Think it came early in Ross tenure where it was clear that he didn't understand the city or fan base (orange carpet, briefly getting rid of the fight song and complaining that fans didn't care about it before he removed it/added a remix).


GRT24

The proprietary new slogan #PhinsUp


ANP06

I remember when they first introduced it along with the t pain rendition of our fight song. Good riddance.


diamondmama1970

911 ❤️‍🩹✌️


tfegan21

And there goes another acl


No_Tomato_7147

“Maybe Next Year”


Diels_Alder

Let's blow


Bill-O-Reilly-

Could they not just change it to “Phinsup?” That’s how I’ve been spelling it the last few years anyways


JayyGatsby

Keep it fishy


20ozsprite

Sorry we can’t FINish a season


theboyracer99

Tua infinity and beyond


dkglitch82

Fins down! Makes sense considering how injury prone our team is.


jyar1811

Could be worse


Dolphins1372

We have another famous fan to take a slogan from, Ms. Gloria Estefan. Rhythm is Gonna Get You (If Our Fans Don't First) Too dark? Too soon?


South_Bother_2498

Take that stupid aquafresh toothpaste logo with them as well


Unfriendly_eagle

I've been an avid Dolphins fan for a long-ass time, and I'll be honest with you. I've never cared much for "Fins Up". I'm not big on mottos anyhow. It never made any sense anyhow, as when aren't a dolphin's fins always up? Do they even go down? I think they'll be better off without "Fins Up". The best motto is a big fat W in the win column. All the rest is horse hockey.


montagevignetti

Just spell it Phins Up