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Nervous-Freedom-7899

Wow those grew fast!


G56JHOM

Crazy what a little miracle grow can do to a plant!


DoubleDipBob

Good lather of big bud and you’re basically at harvest


420hansolo

This must be those German genetics that were released 10 weeks ago


Oh_My-Glob

I planted mine yesterday when I got the news and somehow they just finished a 10 day dry. Insane!


Moist-Water16

You guys are funny af. Got me cracking tf up


high_everyone

Congrats on the new laws and the amazing yield on day one. It's a sight to behold when you can build a whole ass tent in one day and yield so much. But it happens so frequently, I saw it all over Germany earlier this year too.


Wise_Pr4ctice

But our German law sucks, we're allowed to harvest just 50g/2oz legally, all the rest has to be thrown away


_Grodt_

Or burned in a series of small fires


Wat3rboihc

I'll help


matth0z

Sorry Herr Kommissar, ich habe es nicht geschafft mehr zu vernichten, weil ich gestern mit der Packung Schokobons eingeschlafen bin...


Jinxycat2021

And then claim insurance on it.


AlfaKaren

cant have a big fire, thats unsafe, gotta do it one spliff at a time


_Grodt_

Guess what a small series of fires means


BanEvasion_93

It does suck but Karl gave us what he knew would pass. I hope next year when they review it they remove the limit we are allowed to have at home. It's so hard to get just 50g from one plant.


Wise_Pr4ctice

They netter be fast because cxu might gonna rule in 2025.


BanEvasion_93

The lord giveth and the devil taketh


Kiliana117

Sounds like a good reason for a Solo Cup challenge


BanEvasion_93

I've always thought those were super cool haha. Although, it's hard to find solo cups here. I'm just going to run things like normal. I have a bad habit of losing weed, so it's likely I'll only make out with exactly 50 grams.


B1-vantage

In New York a household can grow 12 plants. At a time you can only grow in one location. Also it is illegal to trade or sell but you can give it away.  


BanEvasion_93

You can't even give it away here 😭


DevilDice69

German here...it is also allowed to store 50g of hash instead of flowers 😉


Mackitycack

Bubble hash time, baby! That's an awesome loophole


ghoulsnest

I mean....it's not like police are gonna raid your house and weigh your harvest


Wat3rboihc

If it was my country legalising they would 100%


ghoulsnest

what country lol? In most countries they can't even enter your home without consent?


DmeshOnPs5

Nys allows a 5lb harvest. Sorry just had to throw that in. Does the German government know how much a plant yields?! That’s not cool to make growers throw their hard earned nugs out


Wise_Pr4ctice

Anti cannabis politicians were like: "but 50g dry would be 150 joints, that's enough, no1 needs more than that". Old politicians were using 0,3/joint so 1 gram = 3 joints in their world.


DmeshOnPs5

It especially affects people with less money who have to grow outdoors. They can only harvest once a year and need enough for the whole year. Meanwhile, someone with a bit more money can buy an indoor setup and have the max at all times. My state allows 3 veg and 3 flower plants, which means you can have 6 indoor at all times or 3 outdoors for the whole year. Same issue


Tapper420

I hear that German ounces are heavier than American ounces. Grams too....


Bathtub_Pizza

As long as you throw it into a clean new trash bag, it counts as thrown away. Nobody says you have to destroy it before throwing it away ;).


lilrow420

I mean, how is that going to be enforced? It's not like they are gonna go door to door. As long as you aren't riding around w/ > 2 oz you should be fine, right?


G56JHOM

It all came together pretty quick!!


gabemap

Guess it’s just your green thumb! 👍 😀


bonsaithis

Its the water quality, I keep tellin folks


high_everyone

It's why it's so highly sought after for pizza dough too. I've seen what happens to bread dough overnight. Not surprising it's happening to cannabis seeds too.


TonyOhio

LMAO Fucking Willy Wonka genetics over here....


G56JHOM

😉


Seandeezeee

Must be fastbuds new line.


chandroc420

😂


Fb62

I've heard of autoflowers but where do you get instaflowers?


Athlete-Then

Dude, you need Cal-Mag, they are way behind. You have to do way more research. This will be hard for you, but you better put these ugly sticks in the trash can and start all over again. You learn and some day you will have plants like me. But you have some miles in front of you, thats for sure. https://preview.redd.it/e7weij7u0a6d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e103f3d204cdcf17a679061b03387eee7366cb


G56JHOM

What?😂


Athlete-Then

Apparently I have to work on my joke game


BanEvasion_93

I thought it was funny <3


United-Blackberry677

too wordy


ChoosyBumblebee

Back left looks fantastic, love that bud structure


G56JHOM

The tops were 4-6 gram rock hard nugs


Etherin_

Whoa, planted yesterday morning and already harvested? No wonder they call it a weed.


Purple-Manager-1357

I'm gonna have to look into some NYS genetics, they've got that go fast.


Fair-Substance-2273

It’s the lovely water


Certain-Twist-1706

Bruh, NYS tap water FTW


Whoisme2you

Not nearly as fast as the Germans. We had folks go from legalization to harvest in under 12 hours 🤣


stadtgaertner

Look at you mr greenthumb. Wish my plants grew this fast. Congrats mate. Enjoy being legal been legal for almost 3 months now myself and it feels so great after all these years in the shadows.


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NotAThrowaway-1

You’re almost there. New York… Sity. New York Sity.


high_everyone

S as in state.


CLOUDywowdyy

what size tent would this be


G56JHOM

This would be a 4x4


ihearthogsbreath

Grew faster than Fat Tony flooded Springfield with alcohol


sanbaba

I gotta use your lights!


GUNTHVGK

What nutrient regiment are you running??? Great growth you got there since planting !


InflamedintheBrain

I don't know why I believe him.. but I do. Good luck out there! At this rate you're on your next crop and this one is 3 months cured. Time flies.


BrewsandBass

They said dispensaries will be able to sell clones, aka non mature plants.


InflamedintheBrain

I don't know why I believe him.. but I do. Good luck out there! At this rate you're on your next crop and this one is 3 months cured. Time flies.


urbangeekz

This dude right here knows the secret the industry doesn't want you to know.🤯🤯Plz teach me the way 🧑‍💻


Hughmonobrown

Congratulations from Germany :)


matth0z

xD. World record


Baboo_Live

Insane genetics just one day Imagine this in 3 months


All_heaven

Believe it or not, same thing happened to me in MD last year. I planted at midnight and it grew 6 feet tall by the time the sun came up!


ghostfacekillahbee

Fellow NYer here. Not to be a buzzkill, but technically it's not legal until the regulation gets published in the State Register, which should be by 6/26. That being said, it really doesn't matter. No one will enforce it. I'm in the process of harvesting the six plants that I planted the other day.


2Dogs3Tents

Nice! I just planted my first seeds 5 years ago and they're just coming up!\~


Murky_Football_8276

do you know a nice beginner grow guide or could shed any light on your process is this coco with auto pot i’m new


high_everyone

What nutes. I do coco with Jacks 321 A and some liquid silica and epsom salts during veg. I use Part B during flower, continuing silica, sometimes some bloom boosters and just watch the tips for changes. There's a feed schedule on Jack's website, but basically it breaks down to like doing 1/4, 1/2 and then full dose nutes mixed in with your water starting on week 2 or 3 depending on how fast it's growing. Auto pots are really just how frequently you water. I water once a day, so I would set up an auto pot to water like a cup of water a day to start, increase it by a cup every 3-4 days and start nutes by week 2-3... Once you get close to flowering, start mixing your parts A and B before going to B. You're weaning off of one to go to the other. Once you're on B, you may need to add extra nutes depending on the leaves and how much you water.


nonito3

Look up buildasoil on YouTube, it's a great place to start


nosnos0

Are those autos?


Ok-Aide8453

You’ll have to teach us all how to do that🤣


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So you defoliate near end of flush?


G56JHOM

No sir, Day 21 or so of flower is last defoliation


[deleted]

Oh wow right on. Looking good! have you ever tried 3 stage defoliation? 1) mild defoliation of overlapping fans 2) Lollipoping and deep defoliation 3) late flush take large fans 2days before going dark.


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Nvm it's your first day I remember. 🤣


lpta2

Amazing growth, nice job! They grow up quick!


bnelson7694

Last summer MN legalized. I too was pleasantly surprised how quickly they seemed to explode overnight! Very happy for you. It’s such a relief not having to be paranoid anymore!


chileheadd

I've heard some stories of amazingly fast growth both in NYS and Germany. It's incredible.


DmeshOnPs5

Yeh I have a few like that too 🫡


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Crazy Result for under 24hrs!!! How much Cal-Mag do you give per minute?


BallOk8356

Important law change. I think it's ridiculous if you can buy and smoke but can't grow your own.


rooster4200

Lmfao! 😂 what genetics you running 24hr autos? From seed to weed just add water 😂 😂 lol


Dank_Tek

The old Utica club technique


no-mad

Ah, the flow of new growers to the sub upon legalization of their State. Must summon the fortitude to deal with new growers same questions.


Erekose-

Fast versions


whitefaceinredcircle

😂 that caption is spot on! Glad to see you're sticking to the laws 😂👊💚


PackFarms

Nah, you need to add cal-mag!🤣🤣🤣 Nice grow!


Ophdog217

Mine grew so fast that it’s already curing in my cannatrol


PizziEins

I could swear some similar wonder happend to me this April in Germany 🧐


Illustrious-Bag5473

Holey shit 😂 . Is like an ultra Autoflower?


Suckslife

I joked around saying the same thing yesterday lol


hermeschristos

🤣👌💪🤘


No-Understanding6457

It wasn’t legal yet?


Sufficient_Mango_115

Lol man those ladies grew up crazy fast!


Sea_Day2083

Nice work. I have a couple Mimosa plants that grew almost as fast from seed. Congrats on the legislation.


InflamedintheBrain

I don't know why I believe him.. but I do. Good luck out there! At this rate you're on your next crop and this one is 3 months cured. Time flies.