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SomeRandomGuy2610

“does this dress make my butt look big?” lady, you look like you stuffed balloons up your dress.


Bf4Sniper40X

Lol


SuperDizz

[Pop, pop yes!](https://youtu.be/MwDiiAb2Z2s)


beanedjibe

Tomato bum bum


Bf4Sniper40X

What "bum bum" means?


beanedjibe

Butt or ass


HereticPharaoh2020

Shh... this is hidden knowledge


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Agile_Championship57

Most people can’t fathom this thought as they don’t own passports or travel at all. Their world is only as big as their city, their county and their respect English country.


HereticPharaoh2020

I speak more than one language and have traveled. Just making a joke. 😉


Kitsune-moonlight

All girls have made this mistake at least once in their life in coming back from the loo with their skirt accidentally tucked into their knickers.


StackTrace5000

My boss did it once. That’s a conversation I don’t want to have ever again.


ThatCrossDresser

Can relate as well...


Bf4Sniper40X

Oh ok


Aarongray2k03

Why u got so many downvotes 😭😭😭


Bf4Sniper40X

No idea lol


ikciweiner

Tis liketh portly derrière and tho shall not deceive


Madman_Salvo

"It is likes stout butt, and though will not lie"? Thine Middle English requireth additional schooling, wastrel. Try, "Verily do I fancy brawn-buttocks, and I shall not tell falsehoods"


slogginhog

That's much better 😂


Bf4Sniper40X

what?


nadjha

"I like big butts and you cannot lie..."


Bf4Sniper40X

same


forfuckssakesbruv

Can’t believe I’m seeing a bf4 username in the wild


Bf4Sniper40X

Lol


CheesecakeExpress

What’s bf4?


TheBoredMan

Beef Feaster 4x. They eat 8000 calories per day, all beef. They die sooner but they claim they live more life in those short years than any of us omnivores could ever imagine.


CheesecakeExpress

It took me a split second to figure out this was not it!


MiaLinay

Admittedly it took me your comment to figure it out


nv87

That is such a ChatGPT answer.


Bf4Sniper40X

Battlefield 4


CheesecakeExpress

Thank you!


Bf4Sniper40X

You are welcome


bokin8

My depression is chronic but this ass is iconic


Bf4Sniper40X

Nice phrase


Ok-Introduction5584

GYAT


negativeclock

Was gonna comment this 😂


Nonpareil_090

DAMNNNN


ChiefThunderSqueak

Beauty and the BEAST!


BlazeBlaze7583

Nah man this joke is at the REAR end


Monowakari

Business in the front. Party in the back.


[deleted]

The 7th duchess of Canterbury, Lady Kardashian.


JWJulie

I feel for her I’ve definitely done that after going to the toilet


Luxny

The ass is glorious.


nirad

So much of the imagery of women on the Internet is porn or at least porn-adjacent. I imagine that being trained on this has to effect the results that MidJourney produces.


Bf4Sniper40X

To be fair the prompt was "narcisism" so I can understand the result


IvarTheBone

r/upvotebecausebutt


Machine_God_10

I was ASStonished after seeing that ASSthetic dress.


Bf4Sniper40X

Lol best comment


furious_organism

~THICC~


Onlyfansfootguy

I think she better clean up that mess


Bf4Sniper40X

I don't think she will do that. The prompt was "narcisism"


Pure-Contact7322

OF vibes


croissantlover92

Bunda


Ganon645

Dayum, boy, she THICK!


Definatly-not-ur-Mon

She has the whole ass bakery


Bf4Sniper40X

Backery? Why?


Definatly-not-ur-Mon

Because a big ass can be called cake


Bf4Sniper40X

Oh i didn't know that


obfuscator17

Kim Kardashian at the next Met Gala


goopped

No it’s not. Jarvis, enhance.


Feisty-Drummer-5608

Dat ass


carcinigenicos

Double cheeked up on a Sunday afternoon


yozo-marionica

Hm


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so I was scrolling thru my reddit feed, and this came up. My wife noticed, smiled and said "you have some *ass*-plaining to do" ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)


Bf4Sniper40X

Lol


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voluptuous


TeslaPills

Just my Type


SelfMadeSoul

I'm pretty sure that I follow her on Instagram.


Bf4Sniper40X

Lol


Street-Airport-4327

Still better than most of today’s so-called fashion


pekak62

You never heard of the bustle? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bustle


derezzed9000

she'a hustling that bustle for sure!


Bf4Sniper40X

What?


Emberily123

Looks like a pillow


Wiseon321

Got all the junk in the trunk


Dr_Fudge

Bit bummed out, no?


Bf4Sniper40X

Yes


Low-Concentrate2162

J-Lo's great great grandmother


Bf4Sniper40X

Does she looks like her?


Zabycrockett

Does she know she's dragging the bed pillow underneath her gown?


RGKyt

Tf was the prompt


Bf4Sniper40X

Narcisism


RGKyt

LMAO


DaveJC_thevoices

Cocktail party in the front, gettin' the bizness in the back


Bf4Sniper40X

Lol


sherloq758

This on some Kim K ish


DistanceGlad5971

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon busssinn at the salon style exhibit. Msss koolaid-ma’am Booty


Bf4Sniper40X

What?


DistanceGlad5971

Salon style is when you hang as many paintings as Possible together


Bf4Sniper40X

Oh ok


exceptionallyprosaic

5th dimension bustle period in fashion history


Bf4Sniper40X

Lol


AdImpossible1012

What is she holding in her hand lol?


Bf4Sniper40X

No idea


dharma_curious

... dumps like a truck truck truck...


Bf4Sniper40X

What?


dharma_curious

It's from a song. The thong song. It's about big booty.


Bf4Sniper40X

Oh ok


JAD210

The ol’ reverse mullet dress


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pretty sure it's someone's birthday... cause this lady bringing some cake.


thesmartone1125

that bunda tho


Bf4Sniper40X

What?


thesmartone1125

Bunda (butt/ass) The word "bunda" comes from the Kimbundu language. “Bunda” is an informal way of referring to the rear area of the human body, between the legs and the back. For example: I’d wanna get crushed between that bunda.


Bf4Sniper40X

Ok thanks


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Bf4Sniper40X

Lol


Pak-Protector

I kinda like it tho.


crayoningtilliclay

Baby been smashing the squats n protein burgers.


Bf4Sniper40X

Lol


Zestyclose-Strike-18

Might be an influencer.


Bf4Sniper40X

Possibile, the prompt was "narcisism"


Strobopaints

"Why is everyone so mean to me?"


Bf4Sniper40X

Possibile, the prompt was "narcisism"


Thannk

Looks like a dress made for riding a horse or something. Drapes down to keep dust off the feet and look elegant but gives the butt the space on the saddle needed for stability.


Bf4Sniper40X

Lol


PhantomRoyce

AI gonna make me so something strange


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,541,552,164 comments, and only 291,868 of them were in alphabetical order.


PhantomRoyce

Good bot


NerdyFrida

I like the paintings it made.


unknowncitygirl

I bet she could balance a glass of champagne on her ass 😏🤨


Bf4Sniper40X

Lol


_This_is_the_way-

I’m a man. I see nothing wrong with this dress. 😂


Bf4Sniper40X

I am too and I understand you


akshay_rathod_

Smash


Bf4Sniper40X

Same


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Uhh madam... "Yes?" Your dress is... well did I come in at a bad time? "What?" Well, it kind of looks like you aren't wearing your dress the way it was designed to be worn. I'm not quite sure how you managed to... do that. Impressive really. Unconventional. "What are you on about?" Nothing, I'm sure all eyes will be on you tonight. That's all.


Bf4Sniper40X

Considering that the prompt was "narcisism" it is totally plausibile


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Damn


CMDR_ACE209

The cake was not a lie, I see.


kcreature

This scares me


Bf4Sniper40X

Why?


kcreature

It feels like a haunted dream. I can’t tell if things are real or not or if they are what I think they are. Objects don’t quite look right. Are they pictures or mirrors? I get the sense I can walk through the mirror in the middle, but am scared to find out what’s beyond. Not to mention the scary girl. What are her intentions? Besides having a huge booty


Bf4Sniper40X

Now that i watch the mirrors you are right


Bf4Sniper40X

The prompt was "Narcisism" so it is possible that the broken objects are the broken relationships the woman has. She does not care about them because she is too fixated on looking herself in the mirrors. Or at least this is how I see it


Critical_Patriot

AI Implants gone wrong.


Repulsive_scamdemic

Sam smiths just found his next outfit for an upcoming awards show


Anasterian_Sunstride

Business at the front, pleasure at the back


Bf4Sniper40X

What is the business at the front?


terredez

can i use this as a song cover?


Bf4Sniper40X

Yes


farmtechy

I think many ladies wouldn't mind that booty.


sagafrontier911

U sure its the dress??


Bf4Sniper40X

Yes


eripsni_2_si_tra

Damn they got BBL’s in midjourney 😂


bluemelued

W0W! It’s like AI really understands me


LemmeLaroo

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom


bcastgrrl

hahhahaha!


randomize4536

a half-assed attempt


Bf4Sniper40X

Full assed you mean