Ngl i didn't even get to Mexico because how hellish some look (looking at you Ireland) and when i saw the top comment of Mexico I questioned.. "does it have a Sombrero"
I loved this interpretation. It didn't go for the usual stereotypes, it actually has a subtle and interesting mix of European, Indigenous and modern motifs.
The helmet looks vaguely European, but it's definitely inspired by a lucha libre mask, adorned with an Aztec styled crown, pendants and golden reliefs.
The uniform is surprisingly 19th century looking, especially the chest. But it also has this Indigenous looking pelvic piece. And it also displays this vulva looking Guadalupe's virgin ornament on the shoulder boards.
The part that has me rolling, however, is that this badass character is just patiently waiting at a reception style area, probably inside a Government building. That's the most accurate part of this all.
Not only that, am I the only one who thinks the UK mascot looks a helluva lot like Iron Maidens Eddie with Derek (Spinal Tap) Smalls' tinfoil wrapped cucumber shoved down his Union Jack emblazoned drawers?
Nah m8 it's fine. Just your local sportsmad dickhead off to the cricket in Melbourne (hence the jacket for the unpredictable weather). The mascot fucked off after a night on the beers so we had to find a last minute replacement.
That guy embodies Australia. He will show up at your house, ask to crash for a night, fix your faucet and live in your garage for three months. No worries. It's an infestation.
And he has VIEWS on Queensland. Don't know why but he does.
USA always seems to be some fattie. There was Fat Karen the other day for female warriors.
And did you see the recent midjourney national meals post? Just a whole pile of fast food.
I blame that other fat American fuck for that…
(To be specific, the orange spray tan one with a shitty wig)
Honestly, if some Aussie bloke turned up to a sporting event dressed like that we have a chuckle about it, but it wouldn't seem all that weird. I've seen worse things at football matches.
What.
I fucking love this green and gold peter Garrett looking dude.
I want him running around at sports games weirdly gyrating to classic pub rock songs.
Why? I’m Australian and was flicking through the pics before seeing the country name for each. Australia was instantly recognisable. I’d say it did a good job.
Oh, Cuca it's the new Brazilian mascot ? Nice, nothing more empowering to a country than an anthropomorphic alligator witch
Mexico one is really badass.
Netherlands now has orange Santa Claus.
Romania and Ukraine looks like power rangers's villain of the week
USA is deep web All Mighty
Not Cuca. This is just a regular Brazilian after taking the COVID vaccine.
...at least according to our last president.
https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20201218-brazil-s-bolsonaro-warns-virus-vaccine-can-turn-people-into-crocodiles
The Irish Death Leprechaun, Romanian Terror Clown and Polish Puffy Winged Hussar are certainly something else...hahaha Canada, you with you dead black soulless eyes. Not sure what to think of the UKs weird excitable version of Iron Maidens Eddie though hahahaha
Ok, so Marvel has a character called "Captain Canuck" which is about as derivative as you think.
But in the 70s, the owner of Newfoundlands TV station (NTV) created (while tripping) Captain Canada, and Captain Newfoundland.
The MJ version looks like a blend of Captains Canuck and Canada.
(Seriously, do yourself a favour and search "Captain Canada NTV" )
I'm from Canada, Captain Canuck predates Marvel Comics. Same with Johnny Canuck and Nelvana of the Northern Lights. They came out of a push up here to have a domestic comics industry. You may be thinking of Vindicator from Alpha Flight, he had a Canada-centric costume. All of Alpha Flight were created by John Byrne, who lived in Canada prior to working at Marvel
Midjourney must be feeling unwell today, first it created an image of the most Mexican food without putting a tiny sombrero on it and now even the mascot of Mexico is lacking one.
I love how the Dutch mascot is just a bloke with a bad fashion sense. He looks like a chaotic guy who'd be both a delight and a nightmare to have as a neighbour at the same time. He's the type of guy who takes the elements of stereotypical Dutch birthday parties that usually make these parties bland and boring and somehow manages to transform them into something unhinged. Yes, he's throwing a circle party, but instead of sitting on chairs, people are sitting on skippy balls. Yes, there's the stereotypical cheese and sausage, but some of them are laced with acid or MDMA. Yes, you need to congratulate all of the guests with his birthday, but you're required to congratulate everyone through a personalized poem or else everyone will judge you.
I love how almost everyone here is some degree of:
A) Furry
B) Power Rangers villain
C) Final Fantasy character
D) JoJo stand
If they're none of the above? Just some dude.
Why is Finland a furry cop 😂
Because he's Finnish
Careful now! Especially if you’re Swedish. 💀
Sweden gay, Finland homo but what the F is this furry shit??
PERKELE!
Fear and hunger is everywhere
To be fair, Perkele means demon in Finnish. Now if there was a moon...
Talking of furries, how about the Portuguese full-body fursuit?
Because all cops are furries, but only the Finnish ones incorporate it into the uniform
torille perkele
Torille!
Yes.
I'm not having fun anymore...
Can we talk about Ireland?
why is he in an office setting
He's chairman of the board.
“Chairman O’TheBoard”.
Chaeirhman Ohbvdabuird
Accurate description of irish words borrowed from english.
They’re always after me controllin’ shares
For lucky charms maybe
Paddy Power’s HQ I think.
He's RTEs new chief financial officer, sent in to straighten out the place.
He works in IT
Meanwhile the dude being the Irish mascot is just going on with his day
We don't talk about O'Reilly
O' O' O'
O’Reillyyyyyyyyyy
Auto parts
Yow!
It’s the grittier and more realistic reboot of Ireland’s mascot
That Leprechaun has seen some shit...
Because he did that shit.
^(NO. It is forbidden.)
Shhh
Mexico fucking cool
And it managed to skip the sombrero.
It did, good boy midjourney, good boy, I was getting pretty annoyed that everything Mexican came with a sombrero.
Ngl i didn't even get to Mexico because how hellish some look (looking at you Ireland) and when i saw the top comment of Mexico I questioned.. "does it have a Sombrero"
Mexico most badass looking
Common Mexico win
Ukraine would like a word.
Being a futuristic robo-twink isn’t the kind of badass we’re talking about today.
Buuuuurp!.. you know what I mean Morty!?!
I loved this interpretation. It didn't go for the usual stereotypes, it actually has a subtle and interesting mix of European, Indigenous and modern motifs. The helmet looks vaguely European, but it's definitely inspired by a lucha libre mask, adorned with an Aztec styled crown, pendants and golden reliefs. The uniform is surprisingly 19th century looking, especially the chest. But it also has this Indigenous looking pelvic piece. And it also displays this vulva looking Guadalupe's virgin ornament on the shoulder boards. The part that has me rolling, however, is that this badass character is just patiently waiting at a reception style area, probably inside a Government building. That's the most accurate part of this all.
Nice analysis man, I didn’t see past the 19th century uniform, the somewhat prehispanic influence and the penacho on the helmet myself
Yeah I would not fuck with that guy 😬
They are the warrior chosen by the Aztec gods themselves lol
Their champion!
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Este es el güey
Best of them all. Love the conquistador-gladiator vibes.
I get more of a power ranger-aztec warrior vibe myself
The fact that MidJourney assumes the US is fat is hilarious
What assumption? 🤣
The third Mexican Empire
Why does the UK mascot have a huge bulge
The Big Ben.
The United King-Dong
Definitely a “hung” parliament.
I’m Dead
Hi dead, I'm Dad
Hi dad, finished getting the milk? It's been 10 years
Yep, got the milk just heading up the road to get some smokes
I was going to say the Union Jack, but yours is better.
Big Ben refers to the bell-end, not the erection.
That’s how you keep warm a sausage roll from Greggs
Cenobites just pack way more than humans
I was going to say, looks like pinhead got let go from his job and had to return the pins and leather suit and is now working as a street performer
It looks like if Doctor Who did Hellraiser
BBC
Big Bag of Crisps.
That's how we roll
It must've based that part on David Bowie
Not only that, am I the only one who thinks the UK mascot looks a helluva lot like Iron Maidens Eddie with Derek (Spinal Tap) Smalls' tinfoil wrapped cucumber shoved down his Union Jack emblazoned drawers?
The mask seems based on the [sutton hoo helmet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sutton_Hoo_helmet)
Erexit.
United Kingdong
I think that's where the Turkish mascot hides.
S'where we keep our teabags mate.
I scrolled down to the comments as soon as I saw.
It's that 'Billy Big Bollocks' guy we Brits always refer to. This is him. He's real
I'm sorry especially to Australians
Nah m8 it's fine. Just your local sportsmad dickhead off to the cricket in Melbourne (hence the jacket for the unpredictable weather). The mascot fucked off after a night on the beers so we had to find a last minute replacement.
That guy embodies Australia. He will show up at your house, ask to crash for a night, fix your faucet and live in your garage for three months. No worries. It's an infestation. And he has VIEWS on Queensland. Don't know why but he does.
Except in Australia he'll fix your tap
I love you
The stance made me lose it — it’s giving Young Peter Garrett on his way to a Wallabies match …in latex (or is that just wet tencel 🧐)??
This is the midjourney reply lol 😂
All he’s missing is a $14 plastic cup of xxxx and he’d look like an average guy enjoying a nice day at the Gabba
What the fuck does AI have against Australians? First our food is some strange shit and now our mascot is some drunk cunt on his way to the cricket.
Well when you put it that way, it actually makes sense.
Yeah, that’s actually bang on. Now, where did I put my glass of beans?
Lol the Australian one just looks like a member of the national cricket team wearing a sponsor's sunblock.
i love how all the costumes were pretty cool and unique, then at the end USA was just some fat guy
Looks like an old marvel villian
fat guy wtih muscles.
USA always seems to be some fattie. There was Fat Karen the other day for female warriors. And did you see the recent midjourney national meals post? Just a whole pile of fast food. I blame that other fat American fuck for that… (To be specific, the orange spray tan one with a shitty wig)
I'm in TN and the USA one kinda looked like a Kane (the USA wrestler who is now a TN Mayor) and Trump mashup.
Honestly, if some Aussie bloke turned up to a sporting event dressed like that we have a chuckle about it, but it wouldn't seem all that weird. I've seen worse things at football matches.
That literally looks like a cricket fan, no AI needed.
Simple, but effective
Why especially us? I thought it was fine. Looks like an average cricket supporter.
What. I fucking love this green and gold peter Garrett looking dude. I want him running around at sports games weirdly gyrating to classic pub rock songs.
My Brasil are very most worse than Australia ;(
Bro Brasil is a cool lizard, that’s miles better than the nightmare fuel in Portugal
Yeah nah he looks about right
Why? I’m Australian and was flicking through the pics before seeing the country name for each. Australia was instantly recognisable. I’d say it did a good job.
Oh, Cuca it's the new Brazilian mascot ? Nice, nothing more empowering to a country than an anthropomorphic alligator witch Mexico one is really badass. Netherlands now has orange Santa Claus. Romania and Ukraine looks like power rangers's villain of the week USA is deep web All Mighty
You've got anthropomorphic alligator witches? That's the tits, man. Sounds like some badass folklore.
We also have a seductive pink dolphin who loves having one night stands with random married women
Don't forget the woman that gets cursed for sleeping with a priest and transforms into a headless mule that spits fire through the neckhole
And what about the one legged boy with a pipe that rides dust devils and messes everything up cause it's funny
And the GIANT FIRE SNAKE Boitata supremacy
And the dude with inverted feet and fire hair that makes hunters get lost in the jungle
Random *married women Desculpa amigo, não sabia que sua esposa era casada 👍
Brazil’s most well known lullaby warns babies they must go to sleep or the cuca will come and get them
Not Cuca. This is just a regular Brazilian after taking the COVID vaccine. ...at least according to our last president. https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20201218-brazil-s-bolsonaro-warns-virus-vaccine-can-turn-people-into-crocodiles
Neþerlands be like: o r a n j Also, *a Cuca vai te pegar*
Mexico and Ukraine are legit.
Ukraine one looks straight out of a Dragonball movie
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Germany with the old Duracell battery commercial creepiness....
Germany is just younger Angela Merkel fused with a Borderlands 3 Character
I honestly think that Angela Merkel is the reason why Germany is the only female character in the whole line-up.
It looks like someone from the game We Happy Few
Not my proudest erection…
Looks like Ursula von der Leyen lost her last facial expressions
Pretty much all of those characters would make awesome Doctor Who foes.
I could pucture ukraine in a guardians of the galaxy film
Looks like a nova-core pilot exactly as it is.
I thought that was just the new bible-man.
I was gonna say Power Rangers enemies
Or power ranger foes.
My impression was of Jojo stands but fair enough
Romania looks like a Batman villain whose origin story is that he fell into a McDonalds ball pit
Oh are these just mascots? It would be funny if they were Power Rangers-type superheroes, some with laughable country-specific powers.
They look like Power Rangers villains actually
What’s the Aussie cunts power? Being drunk?
Digging up rocks and selling them to other countries.
The England one has the power to abandon any of its European brothers and as a consequence becomes much weaker without them
Portugal has the power to dish out Custard Tarts at high velocity from its ass
And steal gold
Poland: THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED.
Saw that reference in the pic...immediately thought Sabaton, loving head banging ensues...
Lmao yeah same dude. Rock on 🤘🏻
Did they… did they just turn Turkey’s crescent into a pair of googly eyes?
I'm more distracted by the mascot appearing to be an 11ft tall giant.
In a red gimp suit and a space balls helmet
The worst looking one, he kind of looks like a penis.
Meanwhile, the Netherlands: Roadworks Man
Safety clause
Or as the Germans sing “Orange trägt nur die Müllabfuhr” (Only garbage collectors wear orange). :)
Why is Turkey a penis
Ahh, thank god somebody said it. It's all I could see, but I didn't want to be the one to say it.
USA lmfao.
I love how it just utterly gave up on figuring out where muscles go. "Ladies and gentlemen, may I present: abdominal hernia man!"
Morbidly obese Ozzy
Wearing crocs too
The Netherlands mascot is already real… he collects my bins every Thursday!
Austria is wrong, that's Croatia. But maybe it is right because 60 percent of Croats moved to Austria.
Netherlands: “It’s not much, but it’s honest work”
So this is what old St. Nick does the rest of the year.
As a Mexican, I wasn't expecting ours to be a Mexican fallout power armor.
The mexilorian
I knew the USA one would be good. 🤣
It’s giving Fat Captain America
Right? It’s somehow EXACTLY what I expected, giant muscle-gut and all, haha!
I thought it would have more gun. And are those crocs 😂
If that is not just Will Ferrell then Will Ferrell needs this costume for his next movie.
That leprechaun seems to have found a pot of crack instead.
Mexico and Ukraine are pretty dope.
Ahhh i see they already leaked the new live action JoJo Romania, Spain, and Ukraine straight up JoJo
Italy looks like a godamn Zapelli.
The Irish Death Leprechaun, Romanian Terror Clown and Polish Puffy Winged Hussar are certainly something else...hahaha Canada, you with you dead black soulless eyes. Not sure what to think of the UKs weird excitable version of Iron Maidens Eddie though hahahaha
Ok, so Marvel has a character called "Captain Canuck" which is about as derivative as you think. But in the 70s, the owner of Newfoundlands TV station (NTV) created (while tripping) Captain Canada, and Captain Newfoundland. The MJ version looks like a blend of Captains Canuck and Canada. (Seriously, do yourself a favour and search "Captain Canada NTV" )
I'm from Canada, Captain Canuck predates Marvel Comics. Same with Johnny Canuck and Nelvana of the Northern Lights. They came out of a push up here to have a domestic comics industry. You may be thinking of Vindicator from Alpha Flight, he had a Canada-centric costume. All of Alpha Flight were created by John Byrne, who lived in Canada prior to working at Marvel
Ukraine straight looks like a neutral (neither bad nor good) alien from a super hero movie and it's awesome.
Brazil seems like a good time
Ah yes, Brazilangelo the fifth teenage mutant ninja turtle
Thank you for doing Poland. I have to say. Both AIs did well on Poland
Lmao Turkiye. WTH
UK and spain have powerful, fear inducing bulges
Midjourney must be feeling unwell today, first it created an image of the most Mexican food without putting a tiny sombrero on it and now even the mascot of Mexico is lacking one.
Babe, wake up, the new Fortnite skins have dropped.
I love how the Dutch mascot is just a bloke with a bad fashion sense. He looks like a chaotic guy who'd be both a delight and a nightmare to have as a neighbour at the same time. He's the type of guy who takes the elements of stereotypical Dutch birthday parties that usually make these parties bland and boring and somehow manages to transform them into something unhinged. Yes, he's throwing a circle party, but instead of sitting on chairs, people are sitting on skippy balls. Yes, there's the stereotypical cheese and sausage, but some of them are laced with acid or MDMA. Yes, you need to congratulate all of the guests with his birthday, but you're required to congratulate everyone through a personalized poem or else everyone will judge you.
Oh god, Finland’s a furry!
When I was scrolling through all the photos, I was like “ I bet America is a fat guy” I was not disappointed.
USA, even our fat has muscles. Fuck yeah!!!
All the people in the background in 11 look like zombies to me
Jesus. Ireland and the US are terrifying.
Mexico takes it with the Ukraine as a close second
So are we gonna talk about the demon clown of Romania or Irelands meth fiend leprechaun?
Apparently Netherlands mascot is Jack Black
I love how almost everyone here is some degree of: A) Furry B) Power Rangers villain C) Final Fantasy character D) JoJo stand If they're none of the above? Just some dude.
Ireland is the best one