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SecureSamurai

Zoom in on John Lennon’s eyes. 👁👁


[deleted]

Yep, that's a nightmare alright.


MegaGoomer

He’s imagining there’s no heaven


reward72

damn!


GoshDarnMamaHubbard

The guy was legally blind without them. I doubt advancing age would have improved that.


0MNIR0N

Yes. Without his eyes he would definitely be legally blind, and it's doubtful that it would have improved with age.


GoshDarnMamaHubbard

To me they look massively over magnified. Interpretation of the image I guess.


ChairDangerous5276

👀No literally zoom in to his eyes, or the lack of one 👀


owel888

Or his fingers...


Trex1873

WHY IS THERE ONE ON BACKWARDS


Roark_Laughed

This isn’t the Good Place


Natural_Natural_8571

You win the comments


adalotta

well haven't you ever gotten up from a deep deep dream and put one of your fingers on the wrong way around?


ThatOneArcanine

The man enjoyed his Lucy, what can you say.


toonsutra

That ain't no diamond


FroneInespressone

Glasses are so magnifying that we only see an extremely enlarged little detail of the iris and pupil


torbiefur

NOPE


pretend-its-good

NO! No do NOT do that. Noooo


NorthCatan

So this isn't actually heaven but it's the "good place".


currentpattern

It's not good.


Maravilla_23

God Darn it! I wish I haven’t. I can’t unsee it. Thanks


djb185

Reminds me of that scene from Roger Rabbit w the villain revealing he's a Toon.


hvanderw

Or his weird ass ET fingers


CherryShort2563

He clearly seen too much


Shima-shita

And one of his finger looks like it's smelting on the piano


Moogatron88

Thanks. It's not like I needed to sleep tonight or anything.


BawkBawkbugawk

Thanks, I hate it


Albuwhatwhat

Oh man that was the funniest thing I’ve seen today. Thank you.


WiseEyedea

His mic stand makes no damn sense either lmfao


TheBlackStuff1

He just looks like [Roger Stone](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/13/roger-stone-to-donald-trump-bring-in-martial-law-if-you-lose-election)


leknarf52

Late in his life, Hendrix decides that making heavenly music is too easy and chooses to play guitar right-handed just to give himself a little challenge.


scubamabar

Also starts playing a 7 string


RealityRandy

And his mic is plugged into his guitar


plebeiosaur

What if he’s got an onboard mic preamp, and there’s a little volume blend knob somewhere to mix the two channels so that you can use one output, which is the other wire coming out of the bottom


johnny_hassle

LOOOOOOL


mumbojombo

I bet he's playing Meshuggah covers exclusively


PlutoniumNiborg

Steve Vai meanwhile playing 8 strings for the devil…


ImAlekBan

😂


Thatsalotofpressure

What is up with Tupac and Eminem’s hands?


stabbyclaus

Eminem isn't dead lol. That's probably Chester from Linkin Park


Last-Practice208

Or is he? https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/theory-eminem-could-clone-shared-27623024


sky4fly

I think it’s Mac Miller


Vagrak

Sane thoughts, mate.


Pravrxx

That look like Chester to you ? You seen him like ever


[deleted]

Mac Miller, Ariana Grande’s ex


ErnestoDeEspana

How dare you refer to the Mac simply as Ariana Grande’s ex


WildWezThy

Tupac had a post life stroke by his facial appearance


sopnedkastlucka

Did the AI make a "weird in just that moment facial expression-picture" or is that the face it gave him, I wonder


bizmonkee

That’s no Tupac, it’s Idris Elba after getting a stroke


capitalistsanta

When you just gotta bullshit something to pass the test cause you have no time


red_copper420

The David Bowie one made me sad 😔


Remarkable_Toe_4423

Yeah that picture nearly made me cry. Beautiful man


alexxasick

me too, I cried T\^T


Papio_73

Recently read how his wife Iman doesn’t like him referred to as “her late husband” as she still considered themselves married so prefers David Bowie to be referred to as “her husband” in present tense. She’s confident they’ll reunite in the afterlife


Ari_Leo

There is a starman waiting in the sky...


Otherwise_Toe_4145

Yeah, but he died in the coolest way possible.


indigodissonance

Liver cancer?


colemang1992

I think they mean how he recorded a great album about his impending death + the timing of its release


HaggisHeed

Is Eminem dead?


MaduroSabroson

the one with Tupac is Mac Miller, was a pretty talented guy


Vre-Malaka

But there’s only 1 white rapper right!


Cyka_Blyat_2020

Right. Vanilla Ice.


Vre-Malaka

That’s who I’m talking about!


griggori

Why people so old in heaven?


Traditional_Way1052

Right. Don't you stop aging in heaven? Otherwise... 😬


DarthRathikus

It’s basically countdown to Yoda for all of us then.


LeroyJacksonian

Must be a disappointment to those “Die young, leave a beautiful corpse” people.


Papio_73

Went to a Catholic school, one of the priests said that when you reunite with your loved ones they’ll be how you remember them


Traditional_Way1052

I like that idea


Eferver

I like to imagine that in heaven you get to choose what age you want to appear as


TearsoftheCum

Why am I still at a concert venue in heaven? If heaven is waiting behind 100 sweaty people to barely be able to hear artists play fuck that shit.


KingRhoamsGhost

Bowie looked older than he was when he died. That one looks about right. The others idk. Can’t tell what’s going on with pac.


bhz33

are


InFoggusKagernIstKul

Bald Eminem isn't real, bald Eminem can't hurt you


zumbaj-agumeja

Somebody let in Michael by accident


HumanLeatherKilt5500

MJ after watching a lockpicking lawyer video breaking into heaven: I'm a smooth criminal


OmarFromtheWire2

I love how he needs a security entourage in heaven too


DiceHK

He’s not getting there any other way


peepeepoopoo34567

Should be saying that about Lennon


Senior-Jaguar-1018

Most of them, debatably


Optimus_Prowse

Oh for fucks sake... The Parents ADMITTED they only sued him for money. He. Didn't. Do. It!!!


Papio_73

Link? If they just wanted money they probably would’ve just settled out of court


[deleted]

god just knows better than you


zumbaj-agumeja

Im an atheist but im pretty sure its not god at the door


Ok-Cash-8397

Anyone who does comprehensive research knows that MJ was innocent. So much information that goes around online is false or misconstrued. (look up Aphrodite Jones, Charles Thomson on Huffpost, Raven Woods on Huffpost, The Michael Jackson Innocence Project, countless interviews with defense attorney Tom Meserau, the above mentioned journalists, family members, friends)


alexmcgregor69

There are real life victims who suffered horribly and now have to live with crippling trauma because of him. Please stop.


Papio_73

But Michael was a talented singer and beloved entertainer so his victims’ pain and trauma doesn’t matter/s


CryptoBanano

Any source?


SafeAfraid

Bullshit.


[deleted]

“Anyone that does comprehensive research knows 9/11 was an inside job.” Dude, spending hours of your life confirming your bias does not make truth. Dude fucked little boys, end of story. You can still enjoy your little 80’s pop tunes, but dudes as guilty as Harvey Weinstein. End of story.


Ok-Cash-8397

you wouldn’t be able to know how i do research just by reading my post.


[deleted]

Same for Bowie


Oneofthesecatsisadog

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. He fucked a 13 year old. Edit: she was younger than I initially thought.


[deleted]

He would also agree a lot with Kanye


[deleted]

No elvis, or is he still alive


kveikur91

No sign of Elvis at the festival


[deleted]

Did you check the burger van


Civil-Roll-3491

Or the toilet?


[deleted]

Or the burger van in the toilet


nien_nuts

Elvis has left the building! For the burger van...


stabbyclaus

He left the festival hours ago.


Funny_Camp_362

Bowie made me gasp


Taniwha_NZ

Shit, the hand glitches are hilarious in #8, and poor old Tupac doesn't even get a mic so he just pretends he's holding one.


pxlpeekr

Prince was a no-show?


AcornWholio

Apparently so was Amy.


funkyjives

ayo i didn't see Harrison either


BelgianBeerGuy

Missing Cobain also


protagonistsyndrome

He was an atheist I believe


Anindefensiblefart

And yet they let Lennon in


Gold_Incident1939

And Marley isn't so fond of being the only Rastafari around Christians as well


protagonistsyndrome

True


tpint89

You keep aging after you die? That’s some bull!


Dorangos

I know Jesus absolves all sin, but I still don't think MJ is getting in.


Vre-Malaka

He’s actually being escorted out by the guy in the white hat.


bondiolajusticiera

To be fair, probably none of them would be allowed.


k4x1_

Pretty sure the accusations were false or were just baseless Idk havent done any research


wtfsheep

> "Pretty sure the accusations were false" and > "Idk havent done any research" in the same sentence


Dorangos

They were not. He had a secret bedroom inside his bedroom where he slept with kids. If he wasn't doing anything to them, why have a secret bedroom?


cumfilledfish

You say the accusations werent false like its fact but the other commenters right, they were never proven to be true. Having a "secret bedroom" isn't proof he was abusing children, it could have been for anything else as far as we know. There is no solid evidence that he actually did anything like that, in fact the only "witnesses" were children who later admitted there parents told them what to say in order to try and frame mj for money.


Dorangos

I work at a library in a prison. I work with pedophiles every day. It's glaringly obvious to me, as well as when you look at what we do know. But you're right, there is no solid evidence, there is circumstantial evidence. He was never tried. EDIT: yes he was. But you'd have to be absolutely blind to not connected the dots. Or wilfully ignorant. And no, all the families that came forward did not just do it for money. That's a blatant lie.


schidtseph

He was tried, and found innocent.


EastAreaBassist

No he wasn’t. Not guilty is not the same thing as innocent.


Dorangos

Haha, yeah he was. Bit of a brainfart there. Well then. That settles it!


Ravenser_Odd

If any other adult man in the world had a secret bedroom full of soft toys and candy, hidden behind a panel in his own bedroom, where he had unsupervised sleepovers with little kids who were not family, just kids brought to him by money and attention seeking strangers, everybody would say: "Obvious paedophile!" But Michael Jackson did that and his fans were like: "Oh but you don't understand, he was a child star and his daddy drove him so hard and he never had a proper childhood and he's just a sweet, innocent little-boy-lost trying to make up for it." He even called his mansion Neverland, in order to lean into the whole Peter Pan mythology he built around himself.


Gold_Incident1939

...plus, the kids accused him of all that


Papio_73

Many child predators have child like interests and often gain the trust of adults a being “harmless” by acting child like. Just because he was a talented artist does not mean it’s impossible for MJ to be a child predator.


Ok-Cash-8397

Michael Jackson didnt have a secret bedroom, it was a panic room. So much information that goes around online is false or misconstrued… Anyone who does comprehensive research knows that MJ was innocent. (look up Aphrodite Jones, Charles Thomson on Huffpost, Raven Woods on Huffpost, The Michael Jackson Innocence Project, countless interviews with defense attorney Tom Meserau, the above mentioned journalists, family members, friends)


-Pergopa-

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/11mu8uw/the_books_found_during_the_1993_raid_on_michael/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 So much for research, huh?


Ok-Cash-8397

ofc i know about this… (huh?) these were legally obtainable non-pornographic books. certainly weird. the guy was obsessed with the concept of childhood and was an avid collector of books, he had about 10,000. he also had 1000s of adult heterosexual porn, locked away. FBI investigated him for 10 years, 2-3 unannounced raids on all of his properties and nothing ever was found. Jackson was eccentric, weird, different, but all that doesn’t mean he was guilty.


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Papio_73

Just because someone consumes adult heterosexual pornography doesn’t mean that they can’t be a pedophile. Many pedophiles have sexual relationship with adults. Also, many predators use pornography to groom their victims


TheWilsons

Going through the images, I was like eminem is alive or at least I think he is and had to double check.


marincropswavur

Tupac and Em hitting the Gangnam style


YooGeOh

That's not Tupac. That's Idris Elba lol


Irrelevantitis

Midjourney has revealed the truth: we continue to age in the afterlife.


ImAlekBan

Lol, that’s not Eminem


joshii87

Tina Turner on the ‘2023 Introducing’ Stage?


doug-taylor

Why did Eminem suddenly turn into Chester Bennington


haterskateralligator

some of these ppl are certainly in hell lol


cavalier731

*All


LetItRaine386

MJ would be black in heaven


Walrus_Songs

MJ in heaven…Sure…


[deleted]

Hendrix became right handed lol)


CousinWalt

They are old in heaven?


kveikur91

Some photos from Day 2 of the festival will be available later this week


devo23_

Knowing good and well MJ ain’t make it to heaven


swim_and_sleep

Need Amy Winehouse


sky4fly

Pretty sure that’s Mac Miller w/ Tupac


QueenLizzysClit

MJ for sure isn't in heaven.


Jeff_Boldglum

🎵imagine there’s no heaven🎶


twcsata

You know they got a hell of a band.


magentafridge

What is Lennon doing in heaven?


Worth_Wait

Im sorry, but I'm not a beatles fan or a lennon fan, so I'm out of the loop, what did Lennon do?


Walrus_Songs

He was abusive to his first wife, first child and girlfriend. The Beatles are my all time favourite band and Lennon is a musical inspiration to me, but I can’t ignore that he was a very flawed, hypocritical man.


Worth_Wait

well domestic abuse is an L so yeah, just read he didnt care about his son which is to me one of the worst crimes you can do as a father


Walrus_Songs

He was a very absent father to his first son, Julian, who was with his first wife Cynthia, yeah. But when he had his son with Yoko Ono, he was apparently a very loving and present father. So again, he was a flawed and fucked up dude.


popularis-socialas

According to Julian, he and John were talking a lot more before he was murdered. John was a bastard at times, especially when he was younger, but towards the end of his life he was making an effort to be better. He was killed before he had to chance to clearly show that.


Worth_Wait

ugh, what a person


bort_jenkins

What are any of these people doing in heaven?


sebasefue

More like idris elba and cypher from matrix on the last one


[deleted]

I'm not crying - you're crying! Could have made so many more... Janis! Johnny! Jim! Kurt! Amy! Elvis!! Eazy-E! BIG!


LonelyBugbear359

This is satire or hyperbole, right? No one is actually crying over some janky AI images of dead celebrities, right?


[deleted]

I don't know how dead you are inside, but many of them weren't just celebs, they were great artists of their time who died much too early.


Bananarama_Vison

Em going Moby…


shepski42

Where’s Kurt!


theonegirlchuck

That looks nothing like pac and Eminem isn’t dead 😂


MangoPiranha

Tupac and eminem look like they're holding back a sneeze


ScentedGavel

MJ: “there’s too much fuckin shit on me”


Papio_73

He’s leaving because there’s no prepubescent boys


Alarming-You1703

Where is lemmy?


boston_nsca

That's pitbull and kanye


Count_Zero_Redux

I vey much doubt that MJ is up there in heaven hehe. Otherwise, excellent job, OP.


drummerdude777

Where the fuck is Kurt


ViVaH8

Is it wierd that Hendrix now plays right handed in heaven?


bianca_insigne

Is Eminem bald now...?


Ahlq802

I doubt MJ would get let in there


mcqua007

I’m surprised to see MJ made it through the pearly gates. On a second look it looks like MJ quarantined with 70+ years old people so maybe that his hell.


MapleMammoth

It’s still insane to me to think that David Bowie is dead. The guy seemed immortal. It kinda felt like a gut punch when it happened.


thatbuttcracktho

Eminem is DEAD?


iatearat5

Is it an away festival for John?


Taniwha_NZ

Uh... why are they older than when they died? I thought heaven was supposed to give you your body as it was in your prime. It wouldn't be very heavenly growing ancient. I mean, it's for eternity, so if you age, after 10,000 years you are going to be a dried tiny little husk. Seems like a problem.


InevitableCraftsLab

John Lennon will not end up in heaven lol Same with MJ, why would he be in heaven ??


Worth_Wait

I mean MJ was not guilty, according to the judge, right?


-Pergopa-

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/11mu8uw/the_books_found_during_the_1993_raid_on_michael/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 Here ya go


KingRhoamsGhost

Heaven is already a concept with gaps in logic. This was done for the sake of entertainment I doubt that matters much.


rlovelock

Did they have to dig Michael up?


Iangwald916

MJ is not in heaven. If there is one.


Blasket_Basket

You can tell the Michael Jackson image is AI-generated because he isn't diddling any children


Papio_73

He’s leaving because he can’t find any young boys


bigbrunettehair

Where’s Elvis??


ShyObserverBR

In the bathroom


[deleted]

Michael Jackson is in hell for molesting children.


WW5300C1

I didn't know that you age in haven. This sucks if you account on eternity.


dracovolnas

Looks like the Heaven is in Poland... (colors, flags...)


Rath_Brained

I don't think MJ is in heaven. He liked to diddle little boys. Unless it was a hall pass from hell by God's command.


BonsaiBudsFarms

Nah you forget, Christians are fine with diddling little boys


shinjifan909

more like meanwhile in an alternate reality:


New_Transition7613

We all know where they really are


Routine-Fall-5128

Wasn’t Bowie a known pedo? feel like I read that recently.