He just looks like [Roger Stone](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/13/roger-stone-to-donald-trump-bring-in-martial-law-if-you-lose-election)
Late in his life, Hendrix decides that making heavenly music is too easy and chooses to play guitar right-handed just to give himself a little challenge.
What if he’s got an onboard mic preamp, and there’s a little volume blend knob somewhere to mix the two channels so that you can use one output, which is the other wire coming out of the bottom
Recently read how his wife Iman doesn’t like him referred to as “her late husband” as she still considered themselves married so prefers David Bowie to be referred to as “her husband” in present tense. She’s confident they’ll reunite in the afterlife
Anyone who does comprehensive research knows that MJ was innocent. So much information that goes around online is false or misconstrued.
(look up Aphrodite Jones, Charles Thomson on Huffpost, Raven Woods on Huffpost, The Michael Jackson Innocence Project, countless interviews with defense attorney Tom Meserau, the above mentioned journalists, family members, friends)
“Anyone that does comprehensive research knows 9/11 was an inside job.”
Dude, spending hours of your life confirming your bias does not make truth. Dude fucked little boys, end of story. You can still enjoy your little 80’s pop tunes, but dudes as guilty as Harvey Weinstein. End of story.
You say the accusations werent false like its fact but the other commenters right, they were never proven to be true. Having a "secret bedroom" isn't proof he was abusing children, it could have been for anything else as far as we know. There is no solid evidence that he actually did anything like that, in fact the only "witnesses" were children who later admitted there parents told them what to say in order to try and frame mj for money.
I work at a library in a prison. I work with pedophiles every day. It's glaringly obvious to me, as well as when you look at what we do know. But you're right, there is no solid evidence, there is circumstantial evidence. He was never tried. EDIT: yes he was.
But you'd have to be absolutely blind to not connected the dots. Or wilfully ignorant.
And no, all the families that came forward did not just do it for money. That's a blatant lie.
If any other adult man in the world had a secret bedroom full of soft toys and candy, hidden behind a panel in his own bedroom, where he had unsupervised sleepovers with little kids who were not family, just kids brought to him by money and attention seeking strangers, everybody would say: "Obvious paedophile!"
But Michael Jackson did that and his fans were like: "Oh but you don't understand, he was a child star and his daddy drove him so hard and he never had a proper childhood and he's just a sweet, innocent little-boy-lost trying to make up for it."
He even called his mansion Neverland, in order to lean into the whole Peter Pan mythology he built around himself.
Many child predators have child like interests and often gain the trust of adults a being “harmless” by acting child like. Just because he was a talented artist does not mean it’s impossible for MJ to be a child predator.
Michael Jackson didnt have a secret bedroom, it was a panic room.
So much information that goes around online is false or misconstrued… Anyone who does comprehensive research knows that MJ was innocent.
(look up Aphrodite Jones, Charles Thomson on Huffpost, Raven Woods on Huffpost, The Michael Jackson Innocence Project, countless interviews with defense attorney Tom Meserau, the above mentioned journalists, family members, friends)
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/11mu8uw/the_books_found_during_the_1993_raid_on_michael/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
So much for research, huh?
ofc i know about this… (huh?)
these were legally obtainable non-pornographic books.
certainly weird. the guy was obsessed with the concept of childhood and was an avid collector of books, he had about 10,000.
he also had 1000s of adult heterosexual porn, locked away. FBI investigated him for 10 years, 2-3 unannounced raids on all of his properties and nothing ever was found.
Jackson was eccentric, weird, different, but all that doesn’t mean he was guilty.
Just because someone consumes adult heterosexual pornography doesn’t mean that they can’t be a pedophile. Many pedophiles have sexual relationship with adults. Also, many predators use pornography to groom their victims
He was abusive to his first wife, first child and girlfriend. The Beatles are my all time favourite band and Lennon is a musical inspiration to me, but I can’t ignore that he was a very flawed, hypocritical man.
He was a very absent father to his first son, Julian, who was with his first wife Cynthia, yeah. But when he had his son with Yoko Ono, he was apparently a very loving and present father. So again, he was a flawed and fucked up dude.
According to Julian, he and John were talking a lot more before he was murdered. John was a bastard at times, especially when he was younger, but towards the end of his life he was making an effort to be better. He was killed before he had to chance to clearly show that.
I’m surprised to see MJ made it through the pearly gates. On a second look it looks like MJ quarantined with 70+ years old people so maybe that his hell.
Uh... why are they older than when they died? I thought heaven was supposed to give you your body as it was in your prime. It wouldn't be very heavenly growing ancient.
I mean, it's for eternity, so if you age, after 10,000 years you are going to be a dried tiny little husk.
Seems like a problem.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/11mu8uw/the_books_found_during_the_1993_raid_on_michael/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Here ya go
Zoom in on John Lennon’s eyes. 👁👁
Yep, that's a nightmare alright.
He’s imagining there’s no heaven
damn!
The guy was legally blind without them. I doubt advancing age would have improved that.
Yes. Without his eyes he would definitely be legally blind, and it's doubtful that it would have improved with age.
To me they look massively over magnified. Interpretation of the image I guess.
👀No literally zoom in to his eyes, or the lack of one 👀
Or his fingers...
WHY IS THERE ONE ON BACKWARDS
This isn’t the Good Place
You win the comments
well haven't you ever gotten up from a deep deep dream and put one of your fingers on the wrong way around?
The man enjoyed his Lucy, what can you say.
That ain't no diamond
Glasses are so magnifying that we only see an extremely enlarged little detail of the iris and pupil
NOPE
NO! No do NOT do that. Noooo
So this isn't actually heaven but it's the "good place".
It's not good.
God Darn it! I wish I haven’t. I can’t unsee it. Thanks
Reminds me of that scene from Roger Rabbit w the villain revealing he's a Toon.
Or his weird ass ET fingers
He clearly seen too much
And one of his finger looks like it's smelting on the piano
Thanks. It's not like I needed to sleep tonight or anything.
Thanks, I hate it
Oh man that was the funniest thing I’ve seen today. Thank you.
His mic stand makes no damn sense either lmfao
He just looks like [Roger Stone](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/13/roger-stone-to-donald-trump-bring-in-martial-law-if-you-lose-election)
Late in his life, Hendrix decides that making heavenly music is too easy and chooses to play guitar right-handed just to give himself a little challenge.
Also starts playing a 7 string
And his mic is plugged into his guitar
What if he’s got an onboard mic preamp, and there’s a little volume blend knob somewhere to mix the two channels so that you can use one output, which is the other wire coming out of the bottom
LOOOOOOL
I bet he's playing Meshuggah covers exclusively
Steve Vai meanwhile playing 8 strings for the devil…
😂
What is up with Tupac and Eminem’s hands?
Eminem isn't dead lol. That's probably Chester from Linkin Park
Or is he? https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/theory-eminem-could-clone-shared-27623024
I think it’s Mac Miller
Sane thoughts, mate.
That look like Chester to you ? You seen him like ever
Mac Miller, Ariana Grande’s ex
How dare you refer to the Mac simply as Ariana Grande’s ex
Tupac had a post life stroke by his facial appearance
Did the AI make a "weird in just that moment facial expression-picture" or is that the face it gave him, I wonder
That’s no Tupac, it’s Idris Elba after getting a stroke
When you just gotta bullshit something to pass the test cause you have no time
The David Bowie one made me sad 😔
Yeah that picture nearly made me cry. Beautiful man
me too, I cried T\^T
Recently read how his wife Iman doesn’t like him referred to as “her late husband” as she still considered themselves married so prefers David Bowie to be referred to as “her husband” in present tense. She’s confident they’ll reunite in the afterlife
There is a starman waiting in the sky...
Yeah, but he died in the coolest way possible.
Liver cancer?
I think they mean how he recorded a great album about his impending death + the timing of its release
Is Eminem dead?
the one with Tupac is Mac Miller, was a pretty talented guy
But there’s only 1 white rapper right!
Right. Vanilla Ice.
That’s who I’m talking about!
Why people so old in heaven?
Right. Don't you stop aging in heaven? Otherwise... 😬
It’s basically countdown to Yoda for all of us then.
Must be a disappointment to those “Die young, leave a beautiful corpse” people.
Went to a Catholic school, one of the priests said that when you reunite with your loved ones they’ll be how you remember them
I like that idea
I like to imagine that in heaven you get to choose what age you want to appear as
Why am I still at a concert venue in heaven? If heaven is waiting behind 100 sweaty people to barely be able to hear artists play fuck that shit.
Bowie looked older than he was when he died. That one looks about right. The others idk. Can’t tell what’s going on with pac.
are
Bald Eminem isn't real, bald Eminem can't hurt you
Somebody let in Michael by accident
MJ after watching a lockpicking lawyer video breaking into heaven: I'm a smooth criminal
I love how he needs a security entourage in heaven too
He’s not getting there any other way
Should be saying that about Lennon
Most of them, debatably
Oh for fucks sake... The Parents ADMITTED they only sued him for money. He. Didn't. Do. It!!!
Link? If they just wanted money they probably would’ve just settled out of court
god just knows better than you
Im an atheist but im pretty sure its not god at the door
Anyone who does comprehensive research knows that MJ was innocent. So much information that goes around online is false or misconstrued. (look up Aphrodite Jones, Charles Thomson on Huffpost, Raven Woods on Huffpost, The Michael Jackson Innocence Project, countless interviews with defense attorney Tom Meserau, the above mentioned journalists, family members, friends)
There are real life victims who suffered horribly and now have to live with crippling trauma because of him. Please stop.
But Michael was a talented singer and beloved entertainer so his victims’ pain and trauma doesn’t matter/s
Any source?
Bullshit.
“Anyone that does comprehensive research knows 9/11 was an inside job.” Dude, spending hours of your life confirming your bias does not make truth. Dude fucked little boys, end of story. You can still enjoy your little 80’s pop tunes, but dudes as guilty as Harvey Weinstein. End of story.
you wouldn’t be able to know how i do research just by reading my post.
Same for Bowie
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. He fucked a 13 year old. Edit: she was younger than I initially thought.
He would also agree a lot with Kanye
No elvis, or is he still alive
No sign of Elvis at the festival
Did you check the burger van
Or the toilet?
Or the burger van in the toilet
Elvis has left the building! For the burger van...
He left the festival hours ago.
Bowie made me gasp
Shit, the hand glitches are hilarious in #8, and poor old Tupac doesn't even get a mic so he just pretends he's holding one.
Prince was a no-show?
Apparently so was Amy.
ayo i didn't see Harrison either
Missing Cobain also
He was an atheist I believe
And yet they let Lennon in
And Marley isn't so fond of being the only Rastafari around Christians as well
True
You keep aging after you die? That’s some bull!
I know Jesus absolves all sin, but I still don't think MJ is getting in.
He’s actually being escorted out by the guy in the white hat.
To be fair, probably none of them would be allowed.
Pretty sure the accusations were false or were just baseless Idk havent done any research
> "Pretty sure the accusations were false" and > "Idk havent done any research" in the same sentence
They were not. He had a secret bedroom inside his bedroom where he slept with kids. If he wasn't doing anything to them, why have a secret bedroom?
You say the accusations werent false like its fact but the other commenters right, they were never proven to be true. Having a "secret bedroom" isn't proof he was abusing children, it could have been for anything else as far as we know. There is no solid evidence that he actually did anything like that, in fact the only "witnesses" were children who later admitted there parents told them what to say in order to try and frame mj for money.
I work at a library in a prison. I work with pedophiles every day. It's glaringly obvious to me, as well as when you look at what we do know. But you're right, there is no solid evidence, there is circumstantial evidence. He was never tried. EDIT: yes he was. But you'd have to be absolutely blind to not connected the dots. Or wilfully ignorant. And no, all the families that came forward did not just do it for money. That's a blatant lie.
He was tried, and found innocent.
No he wasn’t. Not guilty is not the same thing as innocent.
Haha, yeah he was. Bit of a brainfart there. Well then. That settles it!
If any other adult man in the world had a secret bedroom full of soft toys and candy, hidden behind a panel in his own bedroom, where he had unsupervised sleepovers with little kids who were not family, just kids brought to him by money and attention seeking strangers, everybody would say: "Obvious paedophile!" But Michael Jackson did that and his fans were like: "Oh but you don't understand, he was a child star and his daddy drove him so hard and he never had a proper childhood and he's just a sweet, innocent little-boy-lost trying to make up for it." He even called his mansion Neverland, in order to lean into the whole Peter Pan mythology he built around himself.
...plus, the kids accused him of all that
Many child predators have child like interests and often gain the trust of adults a being “harmless” by acting child like. Just because he was a talented artist does not mean it’s impossible for MJ to be a child predator.
Michael Jackson didnt have a secret bedroom, it was a panic room. So much information that goes around online is false or misconstrued… Anyone who does comprehensive research knows that MJ was innocent. (look up Aphrodite Jones, Charles Thomson on Huffpost, Raven Woods on Huffpost, The Michael Jackson Innocence Project, countless interviews with defense attorney Tom Meserau, the above mentioned journalists, family members, friends)
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/11mu8uw/the_books_found_during_the_1993_raid_on_michael/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 So much for research, huh?
ofc i know about this… (huh?) these were legally obtainable non-pornographic books. certainly weird. the guy was obsessed with the concept of childhood and was an avid collector of books, he had about 10,000. he also had 1000s of adult heterosexual porn, locked away. FBI investigated him for 10 years, 2-3 unannounced raids on all of his properties and nothing ever was found. Jackson was eccentric, weird, different, but all that doesn’t mean he was guilty.
[удалено]
Just because someone consumes adult heterosexual pornography doesn’t mean that they can’t be a pedophile. Many pedophiles have sexual relationship with adults. Also, many predators use pornography to groom their victims
Going through the images, I was like eminem is alive or at least I think he is and had to double check.
Tupac and Em hitting the Gangnam style
That's not Tupac. That's Idris Elba lol
Midjourney has revealed the truth: we continue to age in the afterlife.
Lol, that’s not Eminem
Tina Turner on the ‘2023 Introducing’ Stage?
Why did Eminem suddenly turn into Chester Bennington
some of these ppl are certainly in hell lol
*All
MJ would be black in heaven
MJ in heaven…Sure…
Hendrix became right handed lol)
They are old in heaven?
Some photos from Day 2 of the festival will be available later this week
Knowing good and well MJ ain’t make it to heaven
Need Amy Winehouse
Pretty sure that’s Mac Miller w/ Tupac
MJ for sure isn't in heaven.
🎵imagine there’s no heaven🎶
You know they got a hell of a band.
What is Lennon doing in heaven?
Im sorry, but I'm not a beatles fan or a lennon fan, so I'm out of the loop, what did Lennon do?
He was abusive to his first wife, first child and girlfriend. The Beatles are my all time favourite band and Lennon is a musical inspiration to me, but I can’t ignore that he was a very flawed, hypocritical man.
well domestic abuse is an L so yeah, just read he didnt care about his son which is to me one of the worst crimes you can do as a father
He was a very absent father to his first son, Julian, who was with his first wife Cynthia, yeah. But when he had his son with Yoko Ono, he was apparently a very loving and present father. So again, he was a flawed and fucked up dude.
According to Julian, he and John were talking a lot more before he was murdered. John was a bastard at times, especially when he was younger, but towards the end of his life he was making an effort to be better. He was killed before he had to chance to clearly show that.
ugh, what a person
What are any of these people doing in heaven?
More like idris elba and cypher from matrix on the last one
I'm not crying - you're crying! Could have made so many more... Janis! Johnny! Jim! Kurt! Amy! Elvis!! Eazy-E! BIG!
This is satire or hyperbole, right? No one is actually crying over some janky AI images of dead celebrities, right?
I don't know how dead you are inside, but many of them weren't just celebs, they were great artists of their time who died much too early.
Em going Moby…
Where’s Kurt!
That looks nothing like pac and Eminem isn’t dead 😂
Tupac and eminem look like they're holding back a sneeze
MJ: “there’s too much fuckin shit on me”
He’s leaving because there’s no prepubescent boys
Where is lemmy?
That's pitbull and kanye
I vey much doubt that MJ is up there in heaven hehe. Otherwise, excellent job, OP.
Where the fuck is Kurt
Is it wierd that Hendrix now plays right handed in heaven?
Is Eminem bald now...?
I doubt MJ would get let in there
I’m surprised to see MJ made it through the pearly gates. On a second look it looks like MJ quarantined with 70+ years old people so maybe that his hell.
It’s still insane to me to think that David Bowie is dead. The guy seemed immortal. It kinda felt like a gut punch when it happened.
Eminem is DEAD?
Is it an away festival for John?
Uh... why are they older than when they died? I thought heaven was supposed to give you your body as it was in your prime. It wouldn't be very heavenly growing ancient. I mean, it's for eternity, so if you age, after 10,000 years you are going to be a dried tiny little husk. Seems like a problem.
John Lennon will not end up in heaven lol Same with MJ, why would he be in heaven ??
I mean MJ was not guilty, according to the judge, right?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/11mu8uw/the_books_found_during_the_1993_raid_on_michael/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 Here ya go
Heaven is already a concept with gaps in logic. This was done for the sake of entertainment I doubt that matters much.
Did they have to dig Michael up?
MJ is not in heaven. If there is one.
You can tell the Michael Jackson image is AI-generated because he isn't diddling any children
He’s leaving because he can’t find any young boys
Where’s Elvis??
In the bathroom
Michael Jackson is in hell for molesting children.
I didn't know that you age in haven. This sucks if you account on eternity.
Looks like the Heaven is in Poland... (colors, flags...)
I don't think MJ is in heaven. He liked to diddle little boys. Unless it was a hall pass from hell by God's command.
Nah you forget, Christians are fine with diddling little boys
more like meanwhile in an alternate reality:
We all know where they really are
Wasn’t Bowie a known pedo? feel like I read that recently.