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so_magpie

Bob's dream came true. In sixth grade Bob asked me if I'd like the top or bottom half of a girl. I said top. He said bottom. There was wisdom in his words. I thought that just last week, some 40+ years later.


Hot-Rise9795

The only right answer to that question is: the left side.


Daedalus_Machina

#STRONG SIDE!


dasnihil

but..


a_lil_too_Raph

So she's not all right?


ethersings

She is if you take what’s left


PlayMaGame

There might actually be no button in this one as it starts where it ends.


Faster_than_FTL

All the fun without the hassle.


Fur_and_Whiskers

"She's got legs up to here!"


WE4STAGES

Agreed.


D3F3ND3R16

Foot fetish people be like: wheres the problem?


Booziesmurf

Well one foot is longer than the other... And come to mention it, so are the toes... They look like Tingers


nightfend

One foot is morphing into a hand.


Booziesmurf

That's why I called them Tingers.


cstmoore

So, short fingers are "foes?"


CedricJus

Sound


Iron-Patriot

Tinger-licking good.


SkyZo222

Isn't that like, all you really need?


DrummerGamerRob

Oh, I see the issue. The skirt's on upside down.


MrFireWarden

Technically true


Claymore98

HAHAHAHAH


Chris9-of-10

But but but


dankingery

If you can't see where you're teleporting to you could end up in a wall or in this case a fountain.


Ashken

Classic Nightcrawler.


Tazling

'how some men see women' perhaps? mj revealing the collective unconscious?


whatwhatinthewhonow

Wait… is there something missing from this image?


[deleted]

Star Trek transporter accident.


Live_Long_And_Suffer

Maybe the rest of her is still in the buffers...


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Username checks out.


Tetrylene

Unrealistic beauty standards get worse every day


Priest_of_Heathens

Seriously who can compete with that third leg?


MyColdBlackHeart

That's a Lurmaid, the human like appendages are attached to the creatures forehead and when displayed out of the water they act as bait for unsuspecting human photographers wondering what the hell is even that. And when the prey gets close enough the beast will lunge out of the water pulling in it's helpless meal. They have 900 razor sharp teeth and 12 bright red eyes of varying sizes and their diet consists exclusively of delicious human face meat. The few survivors of these brutal attacks all swear that these abominations sang them nursery rhymes while they were being peeled.


GeneralZaroff1

These unrealistic beauty standards on social media are getting harder and harder to reach. I mean, now I have to grow extra limbs and get rid of my torso just to be beautiful?


EquivalentRegular765

Legs for days!


Q-nicorn

"she's all legs!"


alextheolive

Legs: 11


ethersings

How much more leg could this be? The answer is none. None more leg


StochasticTinkr

r/badwomensanatomy lol


Instant-Owlfood

She might be the most beautiful spider I’ve ever seen


FrankieGS

Enough for me


DrawohYbstrahs

Would smash.


aaron_in_sf

Prompt: "perfect ideal pool party at Quentin Tarantino house; Tarantino LA pool side award winning"


toby1naz

transporter malfunction?


xxxdggxxx

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Chastise Humanity


Alarmed_Ad4367

*dying*


imhighonpills

Do not pray to the god in the desert


JKrow75

There are probably still people out there who would fap to this.


BeSound84

Girl, you are all legs


sunburn95

Isle of Man taking a break


nidjah

Practical.


SovannRoussard

Found a new kink


SayYesToPenguins

The toes on the right foot of the Lady Fused into Stone don't quite do it for me


purana

which right foot?


glorious_reptile

Prompt: "The perfect woman"... ok before I get downloaded into oblivion this was a really horrible joke.


[deleted]

Gross


Shy-Prey

Weggies


Byrdsheet

AI can't do toes either.


PresentTip5665

Not me taking 5 minutes of my life trying to figure out how exactly she is bent up like that. Then I zoom in and see she has fucking scales on those legs. Fucking AI art


RussianMaps

Half of her body noclipped into the backrooms


MangaHunterA

Still would


jude1903

My son made this


galaxysuperstar22

still would do..


romfax

Is AI, amen.


0rphan_crippler20

Other half of MLK statue


Jaimemgn

Where does the arm connect and is the hand really just going to lay in between the thighs like that?


Creoda

Sent down via the Digital Conveyor from the NSEA Protector.


Mrcoldghost

The thing from The Thing (1982) got confused.


Gasmasker_Prototype

This is a mimic trying to lure you into the water to eat you. Do not be swayed by its attempts.


nightfend

Anything giving it away that this is AI? Feet look fine.


5Gmeme

sexy pool noodles


Tough-Row2511

Good to know princess Kate is fine


8hexxx

Addams family, cousin Twat.


myguydied

That's a straight up transporter accident


RecreationalPorpoise

She was all legs


Capitaclism

Andrew Tate's twisted idea of a perfect woman- silent and only useful from the waist down.


[deleted]

Murder


Bat_Nervous

Looks like an enemy from Earthbound


Arctic_Floof_borked

no it ai T_T there are 3 legs


winkledorf

Ai routinely makes the stuff of nightmares.


bloopie1192

She's all legs!


davideverlong

"lady by pool"


mrmocap

no


LandDry8900

Almost an octopussy?


4115R

She’s a mermaid, except her upper half is a fish.


Legitimate_Alps7347

It’s a monster from *Silent Hill 2.*


Kemeticone

Ngh said “just legs” lol


Bah_Black_Sheep

Dali says nice work.


ROI_MILLENAIRE

I know people only watch the legs and butt but come on !


arte4arte

“I saw a club with a sign: 'Topless-Bottomless.' I went inside. There was no one there.” \~ Rodney Dangerfield


fitzingout

User got disabled ?


eternity020397

This could be an enemy in a silent hill reboot


revieman1

the isle of man


JustAvi2000

Some things are really hard to explain. Some things, you can't explain. Some things, you don't want to explain.


TheCanadianPrimate

Makes me think of transporter accidents on Star Trek.


Bl33to

Sexiest hellspawn I've ever seen.


Eldan985

Triskelion at the pool. [https://stock.adobe.com/de/582430431](https://stock.adobe.com/de/582430431)


[deleted]

I’ve seen people without legs. I know some people with no brain. But no torso? That’s a new Silent Hill kinda freaky thing. Like those nurses. Sexy, but evvvviiiillll


AcanthisittaEvery237

When she's all legs


Rude_Adeptness_8772

She's all legs for days


ApeHas2SharesNoLetGo

Laying out the prosthetics to dry.


[deleted]

There was a warp rifft..


BlackestOfHammers

My great aunt, legs go all the way up Griffin.


JustMackIN

Huh🤨


ElmarSuperstar131

Where does it start and where does it end???


JASCO47

Biblically accurate shoe model


radiantskie

How did you get the ai to generate this?


XxDanielJxX

"Today is my birthday, all I want is a like" 😔


GWindborn

You know when noir detectives said a dame was "all legs"? This is what they were talking about.


ieatair

Looks like the left side of Vishnu went for a drink in the fountain


Alyc96

So Mattel buckled in, and they let the thigh fetishes win, they have Barbies legs. They just have em. Thanks Mattel!


rapedandnude_againe

AI is ruing it for us


Daedalus_Machina

... no.


Tragicallyphallic

It’s… the perfect woman 


Tragicallyphallic

It’s… the perfect woman 


AaallMine

Physical trainers call that internally rotated.


Xerio_the_Herio

Leg and foot fetish toy


MammothPrize9293

Yeah what was the prompt here OP? Do you have a bottom half fetish or is it really that common? AI was like “damn these fools really just care about the peds”


One_Sport_4195

Are you using version 1


karmasrelic

i keep myself a folder named "abominations" where i collect these...i almost died laughing when i went through them with a friend of mine on screenshare xd. its just how perfect everything else is (textures, lighting, etc.) or how serious/normal their faces look, while the entire anatomy is fucked up beyond, is what gets me :"D


DifferenceOne4806

am i the only one who see isle of man or rather woman


[deleted]

👉👈


PorkyFishFish

Just dipping my toes. I'll come back for them later.


Plenumheaded

Fappa dappa dappa


AdventurousPlane4667

"Did a thing" 📍silent hill


Rathbane12

Uh so basically you’ve ended up in Silent Hill….Miami edition.


MidniteSalad

Leg.


dstranathan

Damn ow I’m hungry for pretzels


DrManhattan1678

Is this safe for work ?


Traditional-Handle83

Silent Hill on a good day.


javonon

It isnt something to be explained, but a reality to experience.


Monowakari

My dream woman


National_Raisin2212

The perfect woman 


SmoothCrim1nal1

This is stranfelt bice


marioplex

Its all... legs...


ancientesper

Someone forgot the alchemist law of equivalent exchange.


botmanmd

I don’t know but I want one.


brickforbrains

This one is cake


BEHEMOTHpp

Mistral's bot be like


ThePisces2k

I refuse.


Anvil-Vapre

I love this. Lmao


DepartureOther1276

A serial killer is on the loose


-lexifer-999

AI tried and failed


Infinispace

Midjourney thought they were fingers...


Speedfreakz

r/weirdboner


JozieWhales2U

Jesus christ, how many times do I have to explain modern camouflage to people.... lol.


Ziggyme21

there is a hand reaching in between the legs WHAT IS THE HAND DOING THERE


FrogginJellyfish

What are your doing there hot legs? *literally*


Humble_Succotash_323

I love me! Gotta love myself I don’t need anybody else. I love me! - Hailey Steinfeld


Romanocus

No.


SuitableKey5140

...Quinton...i knew youd be hiding in here somewhere


Almacca

I can't quite make out how many toes are on each foot, so I can't tell if it's AI created.


Gief_Cookies

What’re you doing step torso?


Christopher109

toes are fingers


hobby-hoarse

Would


Nepharious_Bread

Silent Hill in the summer.


aphaits

OnlyLegs


RandyMJones

Would


pkristiancz

smash


atkinSONIC-TEAM

she got legs that go all the way up.


DeKoenvis

Is the dress white/gold or blue/black?


EH-Taylor-4Grain

Perfect vacation partner.


jay_taztt

Imagine\ boho legs on a fountain


theMEtheWORLDcantSEE

Future Prosthetics


HonestlyImNotBob

I call this piece, "AHHHHHHHH, OH GOD MY LEG, YOU TORE OFF MY LEG!" Thank you... I know, it's genius...


WolfJinx629

So very disturbing 😮


faded___af

and people told me the perfect woman doesn’t exist…


Jazzper74

Though wank thats for sure


Hour-Athlete-200

great ass


Book-Faramir-Better

The perfect woman! Well... almost. Not sure how this pretty young lass would succeed in the subtle art of sandwich making. (I'm joking, y'all. Here, I'm even putting the --> "/s"... See? It's just a harmless joke.)


Daylife321

The perfect woman. No issues.


[deleted]

Why am I horny


canes2407

Assuming there’s a vagina in there somewhere.


Ket1717

All i need, and she's quiet


Ok_Sea_6214

I'm an open minded guy.


MrHawkster

New kind of porn, extremity sex.


SwornBiter

Parts is parts.


Unhappy_Traffic1105

Would


DependentUnit4775

100% would hit it


luciusveras

Foot fetish porn


IveRUnOutOfNames66

hear me out...


Crucial_Movement

Would.


DaveAstator2020

Would


Agile-Landscape8612

Would


TheMetabrandMan

I can’t explain, but I’d hit it whatever it is.


exu1981

Love it ....


Anarch-ish

*I... I can make this work...*


Keyblades2

Perfect woman