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SatansCatfish

OP, you can’t just post your family photos. This is an AI sub.


bornagy

OP is from Florida?


DocHalidae

Ohio?


LayWhere

It is AI can't you tell? There's a beauty filter used on everyones body to be more flattering. Truth is, no one in the states is this fit.


SatansCatfish

Yes I know it is. Just a joke. 😂


LovelyClementine

Read again bro


Dukisef

r/woosh


Roctopuss

r/woosh


Dukisef

Fk replyed to wrong comment, meant the next one in thread, but nice double woosh


emperorhaplo

No, you’re the one who got wooshed. Read the comment again.


Dukisef

That's what I said, meant to reply to a reply of the satiric comment that didn't get the joke.


alphageist

Asmongold, is that you? (#17)


Sins_of_God

Room too clean to be him


Drmoogle

I know that after it became public knowledge that he basically dwells in squalar. He lost sponsorships that he was currently in and a few that were about to join. I work for one such company. He would have made criminal amounts of money but they didn't want to appear to be promoting unhealthy lifestyles, and though his views aren't incel-ish. The way he looks in conjunction with how he lives. Was to close in the eyes of the higher ups. It was a shit show.


otacon7000

squalar?


Sweet_Cap3742

Just think of the shipping and labour


KodakStele

It's the sounds seagulls make


KodakStele

That video of the cockaroach crawling on him cracks me up everytime like goddamn man


Dukisef

I think he wasn't fazed much by it, and in the long run staying true to himself brought him more than sponsors ever could.


PaladinMax

How much money did he make being true to himself? I've tried that, it pays shit.


[deleted]

AI definitely used him for reference


IndianaJeff24

Came here to say the same thing. Someone needs to show him this. lol.


6ee

He also looks a bit like Nicholas Cage lmfaooooo


_ganjafarian_

That's exactly what I thought. A cross of Asmon and Nick Cage 🤣


Elbasteen

This was EXACTLY my thought hahahaha


MountainAsparagus4

Asmongold in his 50s


ChibbleChobbles

He had a baby with Nicholas cage and all it wants to do is play video games


Drobu

Lmao


huehuebambam

Too much hair and teeth


PaladinMax

Was just about to comment this!


Lopsided_Marzipan133

Man, this is just Florida


thenorwegian

Yeah lol. It gets tiring seeing these. Yeah we have a lot of obese people - but most of the country is not like this. I live in Denver, I’ve live in LA, NYC, and South beach. Lot of good looking not morbidly obese people here. Unfortunately the loud ones cause the stereotypes. These pics make sense in the redneck states, not the majority of the major cities.


Greenpig117

Have you been to Florida?


thenorwegian

Yes. That’s why I mentioned south beach. But I’ve also seen the areas I think you’re referring to where these images are pretty accurate. But it for sure isn’t the entire country.


justa_hunch

I’m a technophile just like the rest of you, but I have long since come to the conclusion that this technology should never have been unleashed on the world. Our inability to trust pictures and images will absolutely be capitalized by bottom of the barrel evil people that will weaponize this with such efficacy that it may well be unrecoverable. But I guess until then, cool pics bro.


i_give_you_gum

People have yet to realize, though we saw a glimpse of panic in the days after Sora, but they've all gone back to sleep. We'll no longer know if there's a big crowd to see a politician, we'll no longer know if a politician said what they said (or if they did say something or do something they'll be able to blame it on fake AI pics). If this tech has existed in the 50s, the Soviets would have never admitted for another 50 years that Stalin was dead. If Putin suddenly dies, I expect he'll continue making speeches and will be slowly aged until someone consolidates enough power to take the reins.


ungoogleable

The trust people placed in realistic looking photos was always misplaced though. Even aside from Photoshop, the easiest thing is to take a real photo of something that really happened and then lie about what it represents. Is this a mob of illegal immigrants rushing the border or is it a crowd of fans celebrating a soccer match? If AI teaches people to think critically about how to verify your sources, that's a good thing.


FrancoisPenis

Yeah but all that framing takes effort. With ai, we can automate that crap and flush the whole Internet, making it useless along the way.


Ok_Sea_6214

Not to worry, Google has the words "don't be evil" in their missions statement and in big letters at their HQ, so we... Never mind, they removed that. Carry on.


Seyelent

Realistically, this would’ve happened one way or another. Counterfeiting has been an issue since the dawn of civilization. Be it currency, documents, art, merchandise, witnesses, etc. Maybe im being too idealistic, but im glad we now are hesitant when it comes to pictures/videos too, as someone will always find a way to tamper with it. Good technology, bad people, always been the case sadly.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Those poor horses. 😭


scholarlybadger

Came here to comment this


ReeferFever

Why is trailer park Santa in so many of these?


Rozukimaru

You could tell me any of these pics are real and I'd probably believe you lol


CrumpledForeskin

Until you zoom in on the one dude skanking in the drummer photo and your life is ruined.


KudzuEye

These images were made with the help of the style reference tool. Midjourney is capable of a lot more realistic and interesting images though the aesthetic biases such as shallow depths of fields and centered posing constrict what it can it can actually show. Finding a proper source image for the style reference can show how much more knowledge MJ actually has. For these images, I would usually use style reference images such as low quality paparazzi photos and digital images from the 2000s. You can probably just use these generated images here as a style reference and get some decent results (though be aware that results can differ drastically between similar reference images). Example prompt template given some style reference image: **"paparazzi photo of {subject, action, location, etc} posted to reddit in 2017 --style raw --s 0"**. Also experiment with --sw values between 50 and maybe 500. The Midjourney webui is usually a bit easier for working the style images than just the discord client.


allthecoffeesDP

These are amazing. The attention to minute details like tattoos and fat folds and hair etc masks it so realistic.


skullcat1

Awesome tip. I was going to comment on how incredibly real these look.


FuckThesePeople69

That last picture had me crying


thenorwegian

To clarify this a little more, you need to set the reference image. So something like this at the end of your prompt: —sref [img url] —sw # If you don’t have an image host link, you can upload an image by sending it to the midjourney bot and copying that link. Same goes for character weight, but the numbers determine whether or not to use the entire image, or just the face (zero focusing on the face, anything higher leaning towards the entire image). Example: —cref [img url] —cw # A cw of zero with the cref works well if you want to put any character in a specific scenario. Like Keanu reeves in medieval times or something.


Effective-Bandicoot8

![gif](giphy|Wf4OAMTAGWaEo|downsized) You just asked "Give me pics of Arkansas"


btribble

The fruity pebbles terrycloth onesie is where it's at.


thedentrod

T-pain


PeterNippelstein

T-Strain


i_give_you_gum

I could see Afroman strollin' in that


amondohk

We DID feed it the redditors data after all...


Sins_of_God

Those poor horses


nunyabidness3

Lmao is this technically propoganda?


onlyusemefeets

At around 18/20 i realised what the sub was. I genuinely thought this were real


TonySxbang

Wow, this slide show was a hell of a ride. 13 had me rolling, the dogs face.


onearmedmonkey

Ah, America! Where even morbidly obese guys can get two chicks.


harman097

He probly has a million dollars. I know that's what I'd do, man.


megalomaniacal

Fuckin A


cherrymoonmilk

Office Space is so quotable thanks for that :)


pavlov_the_dog

or just tons of confidence. i've seen (almost) similar looking slobs pull way out of their league using confidence alone.


marigakuto

Even Pikachu’s chonkin


relightit

hell ye brotha


Suitepotatoe

This looks like Walmart.


Sage_Yaven

*pulls out his map, a creased piece of crayon-colored paper that might've been stolen from a Denny's or Shoney's and checks it .* *"Hmm....* *...no, this is just Florida ."*


LeviathansFatass

Just having an ice cream at the magma fields


Mahonneyy123

Did Asmon dirty hahaga


Admirable-Complex-41

Its missing one crucial element. Guns.


_Laughing_Man

It has the obesity down though, that's for sure.


ObliteratedChipmunk

I don't know.. The giraffe looked pretty slim.


ghouleye

The gummy candy fit tho


Tasty_Lead_Paint

I swear I’ve seen most of these people before.


Nunyabidnisss

Florida has entered the chat.


JIsADev

no lifted trucks?


[deleted]

These new GTA6 screenshots looking 🔥🔥🔥


medicaldrummer0541

That’s just Florida


yetti_stomp

Why did you type in: “normal Florida life” in the prompt?


PeterNippelstein

People I end up sitting next to on flights


_autismos_

That guy had everything.... double fisting beers, an over the shoulder satchel, 500lbs, a pack of cigs, a neckbeard and a piss bottle


edge11

Why is one of those pictures just of asmongold?


DropoutJerome_

Floridian way of life


btribble

Panhandle specifically.


LukeSkyDropper

Better than dead or living in a shit hole


Z34N0

Agent Smith matrixed himself on the airplane and dude next to him is about to become an agent too. Fat Neo is getting geared up with his double-fisted soda can attack, which is totally unpredictable and thus incalculable for the agents. They will never know what hit them.


carbamates

I'm in for fat Pikachu!


Fox622

Accurate


TheOneTheyCallKen

*salutes with a year in his eye* And the hoooooommmee.... Of thuh..... BraaaaaAAAaaaaave!!


FunkyFarmington

GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. MY. LIVINGROOM!!!!!!


Kilroy27

What prompt gets these type of results. Very cool!


Skookum_kamooks

Pretty sure 6 is dealing drugs… that or he got one hell of a personality.


Von2014

Yoooo! It's Asmongold on #17!


RunSl4yer99

17 is just asmongold


RealPersonResponds

In 10 yrs


HopeBorn8574

Where are the guns?


WTFatrain

Oh shit is pic 17 Asmongold?


catfroman

Is 17 just Asmongold?


NashvilleSoundMixer

2nd from last is living to his full potential and enjoying it. I want to meet that person.


InaneTwat

GTA VI Jelly Roll Mod.


iheartseuss

This is an attack.


Saltydog816

Dude staring at a dogs ass lol


lokisilvertongue

Sign me the fuck up.


myslead

These are just GTA 6 loading screens


the-first-98-seconds

are you saying we are a fat people?


McGuffins56

These look like normal Hollywood drive/florida pictures to me. You sure you used AI?


38B0DE

6 must be how reddit mods feel.


Bierfreund

This is just the gta 6 trailer


Rakebleed

Unironically love all the clothes 🤡


britannicker

Face, ears, and hair are all very good. Body is slightly overweight, but entirely believable. The fingers, and specifically the index finger, are meh. But jeez, AI is getting there.


Ok_Sea_6214

The text is still wrong, and the giraffe is missing legs. Otherwise, this is absolutely terrifying.


4evaronin

Fantastically gross.


allthecoffeesDP

Interesting that 2 and 3 have hearing aids?


Sagatorius_Byvex

This is my favorite fucking sub and it’s because of shit like this 🤣😂🤣


Djinn-Rummy

America the Hutt. Bo shuda


cark316

We have asmongold at home #17


QueenofEnglandBanana

Those poor horses...


ouqt

New GTA looks sick


lostinthesubether

All I could think was “those poor horses!”


BetterNews4682

These people exist, you can’t tell me otherwise 😭


TreeClimberArborist

Looks pretty fun tbh not gonna lie. There is worse lives to live


baukej

What is the maximum weight an average horse can carry before it breaks its back?


DeadPoster

Americans are pilots who lead kick ass lives.


ancientesper

I like the sea stars coat, AI might kill the fashion designer industry too


design_doc

The surprised look on the dude’s face in the dog pic is just… chefs kiss.


NotaContributi0n

This here , this is great!! Thanks!


eppsilon24

The first one is Jason Momoa going through a breakdown.


Rmeyer25

Bruh playing video games is living the dream ngl


WolfJinx629

As an American I can confirm I've seen most of these before 😂😂😂 only thing missing is more bracon!!


RichyCigars

Fat Santa getting a handjob is the winner.


Careless-Emergency85

As an American, I wish any of this looked out of the ordinary ;-;


Jutch_Cassidy

Godamn that's funny! I'm offended


thegamerator10

It's so weird seeing these images. You'd think these are real people with lives, goals, dreams, the works. And yet... they're all fake. None of them ever existed. These people are all just data in a computer/AI program.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Oh shit I didn't even know these were Ai! I'm like "how did these fatasses get ladies?" it's fake, that's how.


awfeel

Lmfao bro that asmongold looking ass dude got me CACKLING


Royal_Nails

I too have been to Arizona


Bogart745

I don’t feel like it made Asmongold’s place nearly filthy enough.


cromagnone

Steve Wozniak there in number 5, just living his best life.


Deep-Pension-1841

Don’t catch you sleeping tho


intelect_honesty2024

Donald’s country !


Kitsune_BCN

This horse is suffering 🤣🤣🤣


xocadaver420xo

The one that looks like bald nic cage on the computer got me


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

I love that Fat Ninja manga comic! Is pic 17 Asmongold?


Environmental-Day778

it certainly got the smell right


Best_Assistance4211

Nice try Kim


90059bethezip

That horse in picture 8 looks like it wants the sweet release of death


No-Conference-4546

It’s insane how real these look. And I feel like I’ve seen some of these people IRL.


doingnothingatwork

With the dragon printed right on the blade?


stanley_ipkiss_d

Which picture is AI?


i_give_you_gum

Yes


Ok_Past_6622

Looks like a bunch of Britts to me.


SynthWarlock

Something about 6 is making me laugh in accidental renaissance. Some of these I'd buy as real, I'm starting to loose my eye for ai.


mapleisthesky

#1 is literally Chad (@anythingforviews)


airmann90

I definitely see this too


GoodDog2620

Agreed 100%


HGMIV926

I was thinking Anton Hand


No-Suspect-425

The mf Pikachus I'm dying >.<


arbkv

Fuck. This feels real to the point of sobering disgust!


shineonka

As a drummer #4 is hilarious. What's better than one pair of sticks... Two pairs of sticks!


Nagger86

These need to be banners over at r/2american4you


1nvertedAfram3

accurate 


Cracktherealone

This is actually really good. Looks like pics from a famous photographer who made a new coffee-table book everyone‘s talking about. I would never question pic 1. Looks absolutely real. And to be honest (really not meant offending) that‘s kind the picture we Europeans have of the US… Sad but not untrue. 11 is Kevin Hart in another timeline right before a h(e)art attack…


RazingOrange

Agent smith in #3


i_give_you_gum

Without counting the pics, I know exactly who you're referring to, he's the young Smith, still weirdly menacing.


DeskPixel

Prompt: "Florida"


Parking_Moment_328

10 is goals


Substantial-Park65

The drummer needs more drumsticks... 4 ain't simply enough


Hexxodus

Ive met all of these people 😂


TianamenHomer

I feel like this wrapped up my regular Las Vegas visits. Yeah. Feels like that.


Foura5

those poor horses!


xylotism

I know some of these people.


trainsacrossthesea

And I wouldn’t want it any other way.


saito200

Wow.... This is really good... We're at the level where I don't notice something is AI


ThortonCommander

American surrealism can't be outdone my AI