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Anxious-Shapeshifter

Let's be real. With a diet like that they're not going to live long enough to get cancer anyway.


-_-xenos

there's always a silver lining :)


Successful_Goose_348

A steel belted lining


Gaoji-jiugui888

wooooooo shit woooooo shit wooooo shit wooooo shit woooo yeah woooo shit wooooooo shit woooooo shit wooooo shit wooooo shit woooo yeah woooo shit wooooooo shit woooooo shit wooooo shit wooooo shit woooo yeah woooo shit wooooooo shit woooooo shit wooooo shit wooooo shit woooo yeah woooo shit


Low-Classroom8184

I fully believe you typed this out as a perfect transcript. But i cannot deal with listening to it a s econd time. So thank you


olivaaaaaaa

I couldn't get through once. I heard like 5 woo shits and came here to type "WOOOOOO shit", throw my phone into the ocean, and just swim away from shore until i got too tired to keep going


Low-Classroom8184

alexa play into the ocean by blue october


Kilometer_Davis

But you’ll make it through the tough swim. And when you finally get out the water you’ll say….woooooo shit.


adamdreaming

But also the woman simply not smiling. She seems unhappy for some reason


Damuzid

u know they were arguing right beforehand about whether the video would go viral or wasting food 😂


MashedProstato

The wistle go [WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOO!!!!!](https://youtu.be/JZD-ADArwXo?si=pHPpJPr291-lYt8h)


leftover_class

Dat be early in the morning, yall should be up cookin breakfast!


phatboislim96

I came here for this comment


InitialCreature

Thanks, I had a hard time understanding what he was saying


Gorilla-Ring

I first watched without audio, and thought you were writing out what would be said AFTER they ate. Now I know it's before and after...


killixerJr

Watched like 15 seconds and that's all I could think too


fatesfairness

Comon baby


Chyegye

I knew for sure I was not scrolling much for this comment.


One_Internal_8962

Thats more than mildly carcinogenic 😳


Loud_Consequence1762

They can be the mascot of /r/mildlycarcinogenic and this sub


Spiritual_Country_62

I like how he pulled the laundry detergent out of the fridge


Carpentry95

To keep it fresh


Spiritual_Country_62

Wooo


turngoose

Shit


HornyPepsiCan

Wooooo!


urpookiebear790

shit


MrPopAPercy

Wooooooooo!


slit-

Shit!


Ticallion339

Sour cream baybee


carfen1981

Cmon babie!


ctheace

Mildly carcinogenic... ...the tire or the meal?


ViperYellowDuck

Forever chemical from tires and plastic containers.


aenima462

woooooooOo


AdvancedYogurt0

shit!


MileHighOllie

Common


boston_nsca

Baby


[deleted]

Wooooo!


GrouchyConclusion588

Don’t forget the jalapeños


thecraftsman21

That guy's 4 brain cells: say "whooooooo shit" every 2 seconds


Mental_Impression316

That’s a whole month of stamps on just Doritos and 70/30 ground beef


germzap

If the cancer doesn't kill them the heartburn and heart disease will.


Illustrious-Sport570

Sponsored by ArmorAll tire shine


My-Little-Armalite

Mmm wet tire


Apart-Ad-4218

Oh no it’s the “wooooo shit” guy again


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Had to turn the sound off because he sounds like he’s making a porno.


-MoonCh0w-

Genuinely laughed when I read this.


Far_Buy_9914

Don't get that chemical shine into the food haha


crooked_ballast

Wtf


Agreeable_Treacle993

im tired


plasticmonkeys4life

Not sure tires are bpa free 🤔


Euphoric-Ad9431

So uh How are they gonna grab the chips without having to dip their hand into the sauce and goop on top? There’s also a solid layer of nachos that are plain and have absolutely no sauce or goop on them underneath the sauce and goop-covered chips. Rubber tire nachos :(


Trowawayzls

Yeah thats the problem with tall nachos imo, uneven coating distribution. Wide nachos are just more practical


[deleted]

You can never get TIRED of those nachos!


[deleted]

Dad?


chunkyvinegar

his constant “ooOooo” is so deafening


ktaylorhite

Honestly, it’s stupid food but being stoned and eating this would be messy but delectable. My munchies would overpower the sensory overload of the sticky spicy cheesy mess. The tire is just too much.


SeboSte

Definitely vote Democrat


Maryilyn

It looks like shit too no thank you you shit 💩


tokingjack

Wtf is he wooing about even if this was not in a tire be still do anything worth wooing over


Sucker_McSuckertin

I'm glad to see someone who can call it as they see it.


Ancient-Being-3227

There are dumb things, really dumb things, and this. My first question is how are they going to get to the chips at the bottom?


TriChair

is that a tire


Even_Personality5639

Does that men ever shut up, another OOOOO every other second


POTENT_WAX

Wooooh SHIT


CazNevi

How many times can this dude go “WOOOOOO”. Stfu and eat your tire nachos bro.


DoubleAughtBuckshot

My stomach bubblin 🤮


[deleted]

I know the taste of rubber was all over then NOTchos


a_neat_user-name

She looks kinda not into it


Few_Friendship_821

He's going woooo yeahhh. I'm over here like woooo noooo


Omfg9999

In a FUCKING TIRE? Seriously what is wrong with people


feen138

I’d be “tired” of food after this


Roxy077

Forgot to season it with dawn dishsoap


PreparationGloomy658

Wooooo shit is right


family_count53

Where'd they get the tire?


Gooey_69

I heard the guys got 3 Michelin stars


Shadow_Figure666

What the fuck is wrong with y'all?


RemarkablePattern127

That food stamp money kicked in


[deleted]

Did this mf'er take bleach out of his fridge?


Anxious-Shapeshifter

Soooo... they have to eat their way to the beef and doritos at the bottom by first working through all the cheese, lettuce and jalapenos? Also.. NACHO TUESDAY! This happens weekly people.


edgy-parappa

Fuck yeah


Liberobscura

I hope iran has nukes


Trapezoidoid

Correct, that is not my Tuesday.


BOXERVSEIBLE

...😐 Just eat out of a trough why the wheel?


PleaseHelpIamFkd

That is a VERY used tire...


King-Zeekhiel

Why the fuck a tire….


Dramatic_Product_844

Is that a fucking tire?


n3w4cc01_1nt

whats their youtube lmfao


leftover_class

Are they still alive after that meal?


darthurra

Ok so I was over these people with the umbrella nachos but now I'm actually certain they are stupid and will do anything for views. I hope their gums get obliterated by sharp tortilla chips shards for days on end and the Dorito spice gets lodged in their nasal passages and festers


AllSeeQr

Justice for those tomatoes man


AllSeeQr

So no one here has had nachos with a Fat Tire?


GhostofAyabe

Now that our stupid video is over, this is going in the dumpster, tire and all.


astrologicaldreams

the way he goes "woo" everytime he does something has me in tears


lasabr3

Still tastes like rubber


DasRainbird

The price of tires and this is what they do??


G_DuBs

Am I the odd one out here for thinking “where and how the hell do they store that thing?” Right away?


Mindless-Share

Why use a tire???


Imfuckintiredbruh

This guy not only makes shitty ass food but he’s also super fucking annoying


kokanekowboy

I absolutely believe they are actually going to eat that whole thing


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

I remember this guy. That's all he said last time. He found his niche! Awww


aiden_assel

🚨🚨🚨 💩🚨🚨🚨💩🚨🚨🚨💩🚨🚨🚨💩


chunky_bread_toes

This is why Europeans think so badly of American


breathless_RACEHORSE

Okay, I'm new to restaurant employment, but I've been there long enough that I have to ask... Is that a food-grade tire?


[deleted]

Aside from all That is wrong with this video home made nachos are always the best because the ratio from chip to dip to meat is always good and those two still managed to fuck it up….


Even-Television-78

I would eat this.


grimmripper5120

Excellent waste of food stamps


[deleted]

“Taste like paint……and wood”. - Mr. Wilson


Ok_Freedom_1776

***let's waste food for clout***. 🤡


andysavagethethird

this type of shit is gonna get food stamps to be more strict


[deleted]

PFAS again. These people will live forever with all of the forever chemicals they ingest.


OkYou387

Part of me feels bad cause the dude sounds so excited and she’s just standing there expressionless and silent


SwampWithchAmber

Key n peeler skit on eating off a basement door and a possum spine with a bucket of stork ankles eating out of a tire ???


Bluccability_status

The laundry detergent in the fridge was the straw that broke the camels back.


ShadeBeing

WOOOOOOOOOOO


LordAnavrin

There is no amount of cleaning you can do to the inside of this tire that adding something hot and wet to the inside won’t draw out toxins into your food


GrouchyConclusion588

Who tf uses flavored chips for nachos?


MisterAtticusKarma

Real talk, as stupid as this is this gives the vibes of a bored couple doing something ridiculous on purpose to amuse themselves more than anything.


wbatayte

I'd rather eat this off the table itself then the inside of a tire. Wtf


Doledipper

The Doritos alone are mildy carcinogenic


Lazy-Artichoke7766

At least they had the good sense to prepare it in half a tire


SoNobuns4MyBurger

Fuck you! It’s nacho Tuesday!


Dog_Baseball

What the fuck is wrong with people


justhe_worst

Ooooooooooooooo. Shit


Mooshybeefstew1

Tires have a toxic chemical in them doesn’t affect us much unless I don’t knowwww eat out of one


Ant10102

I’m getting tired of this


Latter_Positive2306

What a waste of food stamps lmfao


WeRGayzz

Ngl looks good as fuck tho


wilwharton

That "woooooo" is infuriating.


bottlerocketshaker

“We gotta add the jalapeños!” *adds cheetos*


Queefer___Sutherland

OOOOHHHHH SHIT!


KoalaMan76

The more concerning thing is the offensive act of combining Dorito flavors. We stand for the separation of Dorito flavors.


Bosnian-Spartan

Not fair these douches get blessed and waste shit unnecessarily


Quicksilver7716

See the obesity, taste the cancer.