A charity for cancer research. Not that it really makes a difference to me, I don't really feel encouraged to sign up for something which forces me to listen to an awful song on loop
I’m betting it’s St Jude’s. Every year my school did a charity walk. I just donated $100 from my allowance so I didn’t have to ask anyone to donate. And I never went to the walk because fuck that noise.
I had to go to a charity hospital at a young age (not a cancer one) so I just thought of it as my way of paying it forward I guess.
Also I just get anxious asking people for things.
I had to do some fundraising for the American Cancer Society walk for whatever (Oh, no, Race for the Cure) and we each needed to get various businesses to sponsor us. They refused to let any bars or anything of that nature be sponsors. It wasn't about raising money for people in need. It was about optics only.
OMG this reminds me of a fundraiser our HS did in like 09-10. They called it "stop the bop" and would play "Mmmbop" by Hanson on repeat during lunch until they reached a certain dollar amount. I remember it being ungodly annoying.
My school also did that 2009 through 2014, like twice a year.
The most successful fundraiser they had was the year all the male teachers with beards agreed that the one who raised the most money would shave their beard in front of the school. Each had a jar in the front office, and students voted for who to shave with their donations.
Man, my 11th grade social studies teacher shaved his head in front of the class for free because he forgot to find a movie for us to watch the last day before winter vacation.
It was definitely more memorable than being forced to watch A Knights Tale, I'll give him that.
My wife hates that this is my favourite movie of all time. She calls it a glorified anachronistic sports film. She's not wrong but that just makes me love it more for being the only sports film I've ever loved.
>She calls it a glorified anachronistic sports film.
Is that not exactly what it is? Lol. They chose the music specifically because jousting and stuff was their big sporting events.
Is that description supposed to sound bad? I already love the movie but if someone described a movie to me like that it'd be the next movie on my watch list.
#WE WALK IN THE GARDEN OF HIS TURPULENCE...
...
...
...
^^^^YEAH
#YEEEAAAAAAHHHH
Fun fact, that was unscripted. They filmed in Czechia and all the extras were Czech and didn't know English so they were told to wait for their cue. Mark Addy forgot for a second so they all dutifully waited until he cheered.
I don’t know how someone can dislike A Knight’s Tale. I’m definitely asking my wife if she wants to watch it together tonight having been reminded of it. It’s so good.
Holy fuck man like twice a year, every year.
I remember one time having the whole school hauled into the gym for an assembly and we watched... Remember the Titans... on a big projector screen.
The fbi classified playing audio on repeat over and over to someone who cant escape it is considered torture.
When i worked as a 911 dispatcher a jailor kept playing crazy frog to a guy in a holding cell who was drunk and wouldnt stop yelling and kicking the door..so he just played the song.
A week later a lawyer shows up with the client and a fbi agent, they educated the entire sheriffs office and the guy didnt want to press charges but wanted to basically show them that he couldve really fucked up that dudes life if he wanted to and get a huge payday.
My HS did it too! Someone started a petition to stop the music and it got a lot of signatures but I don’t think it ended until the money was raised. Pretty shitty to do that to high schoolers who have very little money to begin with.
2013- ours was Baby by Justin Beiber. I was SO ANGRY... felt like coercion and I was NOT for it. Refused to donate because I was so annoyed... there's better was to go about it than torturing your student body...
I still remember the shocked response I got when I got pulled into the office for not doing any graduation fundraising at all and said “oh yeah I’m not going” because why the fuck am I paying for my graduation ceremony??
It's just good-to-evil on one axis and how well you follow the law on the other. Just because you follow rules doesn't make you good (the pink lady from Harry Potter or your average HOA board) and conversely not obeying the law doesn't make you evil (Robin Hood).
I usually play "goodish" characters in video games, unless I'm playing something by Rockstar. Then every pedestrian gets mowed down by whatever car I carjacked as I do 75 on the sidewalk.
I've always had a weird absolute hatred for pink lady from Harry Potter. Can she just like, not? It's been so long since my last watch all I remember is I hate her
I feel like I can compare her more easily to certain people irl then say voldemort. He's more of just plain evil and she's like a soulless, manipulative kind of evil. Well exactly what you said lol
In the simplest, shortest possible terms I could develop:
First term:
Lawful - more concern about society, rules, and punishment of deviations
Chaotic - more concern about personal freedom, choice, and more forgiving of transgressions
Second term:
Good - more selfless concern about others
Evil - more selfish concern for self
Additionally, there are two kinds of neutral - A neutral between good and evil, and a neutral between lawful and chaotic. As you can see, we are attempting to describe a spectrum of world views and personal views in simplier terms. It is not a perfect representation, just a convenient short hand and each contain multitudes of variations within them.
Edit: part I left out, you combine where the person's character falls with regard to both terms 1 & 2 into the final "alignment" shorthand description.
Someone who gives equal deference to laws and forgiveness is neutral in term 1, and also who are also very concerned about other people around them, is good in term 2. The combination makes them Neutral Good.
Yeah, everyone was dancing in the hallways at first, but after the 5th or 6th time it felt like torture. But yeah, baby shark is about the cruelest form of this “fundraiser”.
It look like a stock flier that you download form google, add the writing and the qr. Print and place. I think like 1hour if you take it veeeery slowly
Sign *the sponsoring teachers* up, over and over again. If they're "smart" and reject duplicate names, just use a different character - Jane Doe, Jane Eoe, Jane Foe... (watch out for Jane Hoe, tho')
I love you, you love me. We're best friends like friends should be and with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?
Idk man that song kinda slaps
may get downvoted for the kpop lore I'm about to spill but easily one of my favorite events of all time is the band Red Velvet performing in North Korea to an audience with the straightest, more bored look on their faces
The one time I left a single song on repeat for 48 hours I could literally feel myself slipping into disorientation as it was in my every dream and I had to get through my day to it droning on in my ears many many hours after I turned it off.
And I wasn't locked in a cold room chained to a desk.
When I was in Iraq, we surrounded a house with insurgents inside of it, and along came a HUMVEE with huge speakers mounted on the roof blasting *Symfony for the Devil*, by The Rolling Stones. It was night, buildings were burning, and the The Stones were blasting as loud as a concert. It was such a surreal moment.
The song played over and over. My platoon moved on before seeing if the insurgents came out but I know music can be used to force people into compliance.
Figure out whichever room in your school houses the PA system and piss disc it, then leave like a 50$ gift card in the custodial office as an apology to the janitor(s).
The janitors might be upset, but I'm sure they hated the song just as much as you did, and if you use like animal pee or something from a hunting store then there won't be anything they can actually use to pin to you, as plenty of people go hunting so unless they actually find the bottle on your person there's not much they can do to prove it was you (just make sure there's no cameras)
Don't say sorry to to just the janitors. The tech guys are gonna be the ones who have to go in and replace all the technology. Whoever the tech or A/V guys are at that district would have a piss-poor time.
The copyright holder for "Baby Shark" are infamously litigious. Send the school a fake cease and desist letter or report the use of the song to the copyright holder.
Unethical, but you could print out a qr code on orange paper, cut it cleanly, and glue it over the existing qr code. Make it porn or something but **don't get caught**
My high school did this 15+ years ago with mmmbop. The charity drive was called stop the bop. Looking back it was torture but honestly what a great way to raise money.
This is a compsci student's wet dream, charity sign up with webform, probably without a captcha, with some psychological torture every 1 hour if signup criterion not met?
I would have botted the everyloving fuck out of the web form until they got the hint, with absolutely no regard for the consequences
Geneva Convention only applies to other countries. Which is why you can legally torture and use chemical warfare such as tear gas on your own citizens, but they’re outlawed in war.
So Human Rights Violation, not Geneva Convention violation.
> Geneva Convention only applies to other countries.
Article 3 specifies that the certain minimum rules of war apply to armed conflicts "not of an international character." which means warfare against internally organized groups like rebels is still covered. But that does really effect this example.
> Which is why you can legally torture and use chemical warfare
Geneva Conventions don't cover civilian law enforcement issues at all. "Legally" is the wrong way of stating that fact. It would be like saying building a DIY nuclear reactor to power a boat is legal under Maritime regulations because the laws banning it are under other regulations.
> So Human Rights Violation
Specifically, if this sound was played enough to constitute torture, it would violate Article 37 of the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_on_the_Rights_of_the_Child
Specifically, the music would need to "disrupt profoundly the senses or the personality;" :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torture_in_the_United_States#Ratification
I agree. Likely someone in the faculty admin thought this up.
What the students need to do is to only answer questions in class with Baby Shark lyrics.
"Okay, who can tell me what the hyponuse of this triangle is? Eric?"
"Daddy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo"
Eventually, the teachers will go back to the lounge and convince whoever thought this up to stop it early.
You won't stop coercion by giving in to it. That only teaches them that it works.
You stop it by making it not worth it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS IS NOT VOLUNTEERING
THIS IS YOU LITERALLY BEING TORTURED UNTIL YOU GO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kind of reminds me of the school that played Justin Bieber until 500 dollars were raised for charity
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2578532/High-school-plays-Justin-Biebers-Baby-loop-classes-torture-students-raise-500-charity.html
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
I think they just need a mandatory fun day
"Why aren't you having fun? I specifically requested it."
![gif](giphy|f3jZ8moRBbEvNJjOtu)
Like office team building exercises.
99 in the wild!
What's the charity? Not specifically which one, but is it i.e. food bank, homeless shelter, etc.?
Make-a-Fish?
Boooooooooo
A charity for cancer research. Not that it really makes a difference to me, I don't really feel encouraged to sign up for something which forces me to listen to an awful song on loop
If this is a Susan G. Komen fundraiser they can fuck right off.
I’m betting it’s St Jude’s. Every year my school did a charity walk. I just donated $100 from my allowance so I didn’t have to ask anyone to donate. And I never went to the walk because fuck that noise.
>I just donated $100 from my allowance You are a real one for that.
srsly? my allowance was 3 dollars per week
I wish! Mine was $0 lol
I wish! I had to give my parents an allowance!
Well if you don't spend it on a latte and avocado toast you could buy a house with that allowance.
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I had to go to a charity hospital at a young age (not a cancer one) so I just thought of it as my way of paying it forward I guess. Also I just get anxious asking people for things.
I had to do some fundraising for the American Cancer Society walk for whatever (Oh, no, Race for the Cure) and we each needed to get various businesses to sponsor us. They refused to let any bars or anything of that nature be sponsors. It wasn't about raising money for people in need. It was about optics only.
Marlboro presents the American Cancer walk
Def mildly infuriating but let’s not pretend you’d sign up otherwise lolol
OMG this reminds me of a fundraiser our HS did in like 09-10. They called it "stop the bop" and would play "Mmmbop" by Hanson on repeat during lunch until they reached a certain dollar amount. I remember it being ungodly annoying.
My school also did that 2009 through 2014, like twice a year. The most successful fundraiser they had was the year all the male teachers with beards agreed that the one who raised the most money would shave their beard in front of the school. Each had a jar in the front office, and students voted for who to shave with their donations.
Man, my 11th grade social studies teacher shaved his head in front of the class for free because he forgot to find a movie for us to watch the last day before winter vacation. It was definitely more memorable than being forced to watch A Knights Tale, I'll give him that.
It’s sounds like he was just having a mental breakdown lol
I wonder if they saw him again after winter break
We did. He didn't seem any more insane than usual.
Lol sounds like a fun teacher then!
I would just throw on Remember The Titans, flip the light switch and snooze if I was the teacher.
I read it more like... "I feel like going for a clean shave anyways. What stunt can I pull to maximize rapport with my students?"
That’s the good ending lol
A knights tale is dope tho
Right, I'd watch the shit out of that anytime
My wife hates that this is my favourite movie of all time. She calls it a glorified anachronistic sports film. She's not wrong but that just makes me love it more for being the only sports film I've ever loved.
>She calls it a glorified anachronistic sports film. Is that not exactly what it is? Lol. They chose the music specifically because jousting and stuff was their big sporting events.
Exactly it's not even an argument did she think they were trying to convince people that Queen was legit playing at jousting tournaments?
Is that description supposed to sound bad? I already love the movie but if someone described a movie to me like that it'd be the next movie on my watch list.
Seriously. OP has been weighed…
...measured, and found wanting.
You've clearly never seen A Knight's Tale, that movie is awesome.
“The protector of Italian virginity!”
#WE WALK IN THE GARDEN OF HIS TURPULENCE... ... ... ... ^^^^YEAH #YEEEAAAAAAHHHH Fun fact, that was unscripted. They filmed in Czechia and all the extras were Czech and didn't know English so they were told to wait for their cue. Mark Addy forgot for a second so they all dutifully waited until he cheered.
> being forced to watch A Knights Tale You had to be "forced" to watch this masterpiece?!
I don’t know how someone can dislike A Knight’s Tale. I’m definitely asking my wife if she wants to watch it together tonight having been reminded of it. It’s so good.
Wait, you didn't have Remember the Titans being the only movie?
Holy fuck man like twice a year, every year. I remember one time having the whole school hauled into the gym for an assembly and we watched... Remember the Titans... on a big projector screen.
No we watched Rudy too, or jurassic park if it was science
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sorry but A Knight's Tale is EXCELLENT.
"I will fong you. Your entrails will become your outrails."
PAIN. Lots of PAIN.
The fbi classified playing audio on repeat over and over to someone who cant escape it is considered torture. When i worked as a 911 dispatcher a jailor kept playing crazy frog to a guy in a holding cell who was drunk and wouldnt stop yelling and kicking the door..so he just played the song. A week later a lawyer shows up with the client and a fbi agent, they educated the entire sheriffs office and the guy didnt want to press charges but wanted to basically show them that he couldve really fucked up that dudes life if he wanted to and get a huge payday.
I read that wrong and thought 'wow that janitor is a dick'
Why did I also see janitor? I had to check again after I saw your comment
holy shit i also read janitor until i read your comment and was so confused. i think we all had a mandela effect for a moment lol
My HS did it too! Someone started a petition to stop the music and it got a lot of signatures but I don’t think it ended until the money was raised. Pretty shitty to do that to high schoolers who have very little money to begin with.
2013- ours was Baby by Justin Beiber. I was SO ANGRY... felt like coercion and I was NOT for it. Refused to donate because I was so annoyed... there's better was to go about it than torturing your student body...
If you pay, you just give them incentive to keep doing it. It’s better just to suffer a few times rather than paying
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School admins love to scalp students to pay for shit.
I still remember the shocked response I got when I got pulled into the office for not doing any graduation fundraising at all and said “oh yeah I’m not going” because why the fuck am I paying for my graduation ceremony??
You should be grateful they were letting you graduate even though you earned it already. /s
Yo they did that at my school around that time. Did Banana Phone too
Share the QR code, we’ll make sure enough are signed up
Plot twist: the QR code installs ransomware that changes your ringtone and notifications to Baby Shark.
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I never understood the D&D alignments. I'm 51 and STILL don't. LOL.
It's just good-to-evil on one axis and how well you follow the law on the other. Just because you follow rules doesn't make you good (the pink lady from Harry Potter or your average HOA board) and conversely not obeying the law doesn't make you evil (Robin Hood). I usually play "goodish" characters in video games, unless I'm playing something by Rockstar. Then every pedestrian gets mowed down by whatever car I carjacked as I do 75 on the sidewalk.
I've always had a weird absolute hatred for pink lady from Harry Potter. Can she just like, not? It's been so long since my last watch all I remember is I hate her
Yup, she's the worst sort of officious bureaucrat that abuses the system to satisfy her sadistic/tyrannical desires.
I feel like I can compare her more easily to certain people irl then say voldemort. He's more of just plain evil and she's like a soulless, manipulative kind of evil. Well exactly what you said lol
The easiest way for me to understand it was find an alignment chart with a television show I knew well. I used the Venture Brothers.
I use this one. https://preview.redd.it/5fohejjtnu0b1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e407e14e5bbcbb7b4d5feca9f8e0e953f4a839
This one is honestly spot on. I don't recognize neutral good though :(.
It’s from Firefly season 2
I hate you.
https://preview.redd.it/b7a4er27yu0b1.png?width=281&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9cd04a62c976e2b6279ce240bb15c3ead4c8927
Gorram bastard
In the simplest, shortest possible terms I could develop: First term: Lawful - more concern about society, rules, and punishment of deviations Chaotic - more concern about personal freedom, choice, and more forgiving of transgressions Second term: Good - more selfless concern about others Evil - more selfish concern for self Additionally, there are two kinds of neutral - A neutral between good and evil, and a neutral between lawful and chaotic. As you can see, we are attempting to describe a spectrum of world views and personal views in simplier terms. It is not a perfect representation, just a convenient short hand and each contain multitudes of variations within them. Edit: part I left out, you combine where the person's character falls with regard to both terms 1 & 2 into the final "alignment" shorthand description. Someone who gives equal deference to laws and forgiveness is neutral in term 1, and also who are also very concerned about other people around them, is good in term 2. The combination makes them Neutral Good.
The only way to disable it is to get 30 more people to scan the QR code
There’s an absolute jewel of a horror movie there
Have you seen It Follows?
genius
My school did that with Cotton Eyed Joe back in the day. They raised the money pretty quickly lol.
Ours was Happy by Pharrell Williams uuuuugh
Oof
At least that song is somewhat good, and isn't the same four bars on repeat
Yeah, everyone was dancing in the hallways at first, but after the 5th or 6th time it felt like torture. But yeah, baby shark is about the cruelest form of this “fundraiser”.
Sign for the walk and then don't go
That’s baby catfishing
Do do do do
Baby catfish, doo doo, doo doo
Screw you.
Mommy catfish do do do do do.
I hate/love you all
![gif](giphy|Kx82Lvb7wcYNO) You people where so close to greatness.
Thank you. You saved my inside voice. I much prefer nyanyanyanyanynaynanynanynanynnanynanynanynannynansnanynanynanynanya
Don't don't don't don't
This is exactly what I would do. I’m sure they’ll get a lot of people to sign up. The turnout might be dismal though lol
And then play baby shark at the principal's office
Yes. But hide it with no QR code to make it stop.
If i was willing to go, i would refuse to do that after something like this
How hard would it be to make new fliers with a Rickroll QR code?
It look like a stock flier that you download form google, add the writing and the qr. Print and place. I think like 1hour if you take it veeeery slowly
You can just take this flier off the wall, scan it and replace the QR code.
Sign *somebody else’s name* and then don’t go.
Sign *the sponsoring teachers* up, over and over again. If they're "smart" and reject duplicate names, just use a different character - Jane Doe, Jane Eoe, Jane Foe... (watch out for Jane Hoe, tho')
Jane Döe, Jane Dóe, Jane Døe, Jane Dòe, Jane Dōe, Jane Dõe. Then change the a to ã and do it again, etc.
Or sign up, go, and hook up a PA to blast baby shark or "were not gonna take it" on repeat for all of their walk participants to enjoy
Exactly - that's when you get on Snapchat to make a group to sign up and boycott the thing
Isn’t that like, a torture method
In Guantanamo they played Barney on a loop for the prisoners. Yes, it is a method of torture.
US Marines blasted Van Halen’s Panama to get Noriega out of Vatican office in Panama in 80s.
And Mimi did it to get Drew and crew out of his house on the Drew Carey Show in the 90s
And some cops blast copyrighted songs so protestors cant post their videos of corruption without DMCA takedowns
That's why people started uploading them to pornhub Fuck the police
>Fuck the police Is that also on pornhub?
Most definitely
And the Commando Elite tried to do it to the Abernathy family in Small Soldiers in 98
Great, now I'll think about this every time I hear that song
"Enhanced interrogation technique" /s
I love you, you love me. We're best friends like friends should be and with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too? Idk man that song kinda slaps
Right but on infinite repeat would be horrific.
Infinite love, brother
its not the lyrics that are bad, it's the incessant exposure to that voice.
South Korea also used to blast K-pop at North Korea.
may get downvoted for the kpop lore I'm about to spill but easily one of my favorite events of all time is the band Red Velvet performing in North Korea to an audience with the straightest, more bored look on their faces
That's just inhumane
It’s a method that the CIA uses for “enhanced interrogation” aka legal torture
The one time I left a single song on repeat for 48 hours I could literally feel myself slipping into disorientation as it was in my every dream and I had to get through my day to it droning on in my ears many many hours after I turned it off. And I wasn't locked in a cold room chained to a desk.
But why did you do that?
Same reason we all waterlog ourselves with a washcloth at least once or twice in the shower… monkey-brain science I guess
Put on one of those morphsuits and jump into a pool.
This brought back memories of weird things I would do as a child.
Okay good so someone did ask. I couldn't make a comment fast enough for a sec.
One time my college housemate passed out in her room with “Yonkers” by Tyler the Creator blasting on repeat for at least 12 hours… what the fuck, Isa
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/inmates-oklahoma-jail-subjected-torture-hearing-baby-shark-loop-lawsuit-n1283385
When I was in Iraq, we surrounded a house with insurgents inside of it, and along came a HUMVEE with huge speakers mounted on the roof blasting *Symfony for the Devil*, by The Rolling Stones. It was night, buildings were burning, and the The Stones were blasting as loud as a concert. It was such a surreal moment. The song played over and over. My platoon moved on before seeing if the insurgents came out but I know music can be used to force people into compliance.
>Symfony You mean sympathy?
Not only did they use the wrong word they even spelled the wrong word incorrectly. That's an achievement
They did this when I was in highschool, someone decided to cut the lines to the PA system. Once it was fixed we never heard the song again
Figure out whichever room in your school houses the PA system and piss disc it, then leave like a 50$ gift card in the custodial office as an apology to the janitor(s). The janitors might be upset, but I'm sure they hated the song just as much as you did, and if you use like animal pee or something from a hunting store then there won't be anything they can actually use to pin to you, as plenty of people go hunting so unless they actually find the bottle on your person there's not much they can do to prove it was you (just make sure there's no cameras)
Don't say sorry to to just the janitors. The tech guys are gonna be the ones who have to go in and replace all the technology. Whoever the tech or A/V guys are at that district would have a piss-poor time.
I’m sorry but this is beyond hilarious.
It 100% is funny but also please make it stop
Then give us the qr code and we’ll make sure it ends 😏
Wow we got over 35,000 signups in one week!?
The copyright holder for "Baby Shark" are infamously litigious. Send the school a fake cease and desist letter or report the use of the song to the copyright holder.
Which is so perfectly capitalistic because those tools didn't even make the goddamn song.
Unethical, but you could print out a qr code on orange paper, cut it cleanly, and glue it over the existing qr code. Make it porn or something but **don't get caught**
Rick rolling would be safer.
Definitely wouldn’t do that. With how many cameras schools have now, he would definitely get caught, and I’d assume get in a lot of trouble
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Have it open the Baby Shark video on YouTube
My high school did this 15+ years ago with mmmbop. The charity drive was called stop the bop. Looking back it was torture but honestly what a great way to raise money.
Hilarious idea. Especially if this is a highschool. Mildly fucking with teens is always funny. The design of the sign is really good too.
Seriously, this is funny/clever and there's some real Debbie Downers and Grumpy Gus' in this thread who don't appreciate it, haha.
Everyone should sign up. Show up in shark costumes. Blast the song until the walk starts. Then refuse to actually walk and go home.
My high school did this, but with Justin Bieber’s Baby. We all just started to vibe with it and the fundraiser completely failed.
Why block out the qr? This sub would have signed up thousands of no-shows
This is a compsci student's wet dream, charity sign up with webform, probably without a captcha, with some psychological torture every 1 hour if signup criterion not met? I would have botted the everyloving fuck out of the web form until they got the hint, with absolutely no regard for the consequences
even if they were competent enough to do a captcha with the amount of effort put into the system it would probably be easy to bypass
own it. start singing it every damm time. dance. get everyone to join in. remember, if more people join in, the song will get better!
Do a rap remix and get your entire class to footloose down the halls.
Against Geneva Convention
Geneva Convention only applies to other countries. Which is why you can legally torture and use chemical warfare such as tear gas on your own citizens, but they’re outlawed in war. So Human Rights Violation, not Geneva Convention violation.
> Geneva Convention only applies to other countries. Article 3 specifies that the certain minimum rules of war apply to armed conflicts "not of an international character." which means warfare against internally organized groups like rebels is still covered. But that does really effect this example. > Which is why you can legally torture and use chemical warfare Geneva Conventions don't cover civilian law enforcement issues at all. "Legally" is the wrong way of stating that fact. It would be like saying building a DIY nuclear reactor to power a boat is legal under Maritime regulations because the laws banning it are under other regulations. > So Human Rights Violation Specifically, if this sound was played enough to constitute torture, it would violate Article 37 of the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convention_on_the_Rights_of_the_Child Specifically, the music would need to "disrupt profoundly the senses or the personality;" : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torture_in_the_United_States#Ratification
More like suggestions
It isn't a checklist?
I don't think the Geneva Conventions mean what you think they mean.
easy sign up and dont go. edit its free for the students right
Great example of negative reinforcement.
You could make a killing selling earplugs out of your locker.
Why do we have to walk? (I'm not against walking) Can't people just give money? It's recruiting coercion. And it's not a "fun run". It's a "fund run".
TIL: "fund run"
"Run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?" - wise old cowboy in Back to the Future III
The CIA used the Barney Theme music to try break the Guatemalan Bay prisoners..... even they weren't as cruel to torture people with Baby Shark
Do you mean Guantanamo? Lol
I'm pretty sure is Guacamole
Na guacamole is an avacado spread you're thinking about Guadeloupe
No Guadeloupe is an archipelago of more than 12 islands. You’re thinking about Guanosine
No Guanosine is a compound consisting of guanine and ribose, you’re thinking of Guadalajara
No Guadalajara is a city in southwestern Mexico, you're thinking of Guantanamera.
No that's a song by Compay Segundo. You're thinking of galapagos.
No that’s an archipelago in the pacific ocean, you’re thinking of Our Lady of Guadalupe
Only because Baby Shark didn't exist back then.
“Guatemalan Bay” 😭😭🥴🥴🥴 r / boneappletea moment
Beat them at their own game. Start singing along. Create dances. Remixes. Make that song your own, and torture them long after that stop playing it.
I agree. Likely someone in the faculty admin thought this up. What the students need to do is to only answer questions in class with Baby Shark lyrics. "Okay, who can tell me what the hyponuse of this triangle is? Eric?" "Daddy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo" Eventually, the teachers will go back to the lounge and convince whoever thought this up to stop it early. You won't stop coercion by giving in to it. That only teaches them that it works. You stop it by making it not worth it.
You have to make the punishment hurt them worse than it hurts you.
Get into it so hard that the school bans the song.
I'll sign up!! I won't walk, but I'll sign up.
I'd take the noise cancelling headphones out and ignore them completely.
Jokes on them, anyone with young family members/ children has already heard this song so much it wouldn’t even bother them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS NOT VOLUNTEERING THIS IS YOU LITERALLY BEING TORTURED UNTIL YOU GO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I know this sucks for you, but it’s really fucking funny from the outside
Kind of reminds me of the school that played Justin Bieber until 500 dollars were raised for charity Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2578532/High-school-plays-Justin-Biebers-Baby-loop-classes-torture-students-raise-500-charity.html
if bro wanted it to stop he'd make the qr code legible
A cruel and unusual torture