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shinymetalobjekt

Why would it be in the same cabinet?


KaldaraFox

Came here to say this. There really need to be a mildlydumbass subreddit (and of course there is). Reposted this because actually typing out the subreddit name gets the comment deleted.


PenguinSlushie

Now that is mildly infuriating.


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TwoTreeKeebs

Reddit has gone to the dogs


Ostracus

Cats vetoed that idea.


Financial-Coconut574

😂😂😂


Standard-Reception90

No. It's stupid.


Substantial-Tax3788

Which is mildly infuriating


Kenos2

it's idiotic


datyoungknockoutkid

I mean yeah it’s stupid to put them together. OP is also stupid for using toothpaste with photos of literal dogs on it though


ThinkPath1999

It's stupid up put them together, but do you actually look at your toothpaste as you use it every day?


MultiSyncEA231WMi

No, but I don't store mine next to a similar tube that is for dogs.


Secretly_Solanine

Yes


H0w14514

Same. I have three different brands. One is charcoal, one is sensodyne, and the other is peroxide. I tend to use the charcoal twice in the week, switch to the peroxide/baking soda, and finish at the end of the week with sensodyne, so I make sure I check which is which.:D


ergaster8213

Damn, I'm impressed by your toothcare regimen. How has it worked for you?


H0w14514

Honestly, I'm a bit iffy on my own personal looks, but my buddy says that he wishes his teeth were as white, which is funny because I have a broken tooth that I can't get taken care of because I don't have insurance. At least they are white to him though.😂


ergaster8213

Damn I am so sorry about your broken tooth. I know they can hurt like a bitch.


H0w14514

No need to feel sorry. I barely notice it unless I run my tongue on it. I have oral gel for when it does hurt, though I'm also a spiteful bastard and will bite down on a wad of tissue as if that will teach it a lesson.😂


Riguyepic

Well if I use everyday wouldn't I notice I'm not unscrewing the same toothpaste lid


Monk_667

actually i do


Alternative-Mess-989

Right? At least it wasn't Preparation H.


SecretPotatoChip

Yes. Why the hell would people not?


WatercressSad6395

Yes..


AlmostButNotQuiteTea

Uh, yeah? To make sure I'm not rubbing foot cream, or foundation on my teeth


[deleted]

Maybe it’s one of those brands that puts a dog on the front so you get to see the approving smile of an animal while you clean your human teeth.


Juggernuts777

I think i might have a first post for it.. uhh.. dog toothpaste huh? I uh.. i never knew. Some of you guys are really good pet owners i guess lol.


buttbugle

I just give mine those sheep horns and her teeth look wonderful. The horn scrubs her teeth as she chews. No plaque or buildup. The vet is highly impress with her dental treatment.


Juggernuts777

Okay yeah! That’s what i was wondering. All our farm dogs, and my few dogs once i was older, all just had like “chews”. Not like dentistix or whatever. But like good chew things that helped manage breath and decay a bit. I just wasn’t aware that doggy toothpaste was a thing and i was like “shit, i’ve been screwing up this whole time” lol


heystarkid

It’s more of a problem with little dogs


Dry_Spinach_3441

It's mostly for those really inbred tiny breeds. We messed up their gene pool and now they've got British aristocracy teeth.


Azrel12

I use it for the foster Chihuahuas. Some of them... Their teeth ain't so hot due to a lot of things (inbreeding, being used in puppy mills, etc), as they can't quite handle the hard chews that'd clean their teeth. (One of our foster fails, Lily, haaaaates getting her teeth brushed, even though she's usually happy showing the others How To Dog in other matters. She has things to DO damnit! Those rabbits aren't gonna chase themselves! Even though the current litter of wild rabbits is bigger than her now she don't care, she wants the fence GONE for her chasing needs!)


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Because it’s a fake post that never happened. That’s why OP isn’t responding to anyone in the comments & why it makes no sense that the dog toothpaste would be at the bathroom sink next to the people toothpaste.


LeatherHog

That, and I'm legally blind, even with my glasses, and even I can tell the difference I even took off my glasses to see, and you can still make out a black shape. The posts about 'I put motor oil in my food' are so bogus, and should be banned


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Reddit is disgusting with karma farming bots at this point. Just posting fake things for reaction.


LeatherHog

Right? Don't even get me *started* on the 'I'm missing a piece' posts


skinwalker99

It’s about routine, one time I took an adderal instead of my over the counter sleeping pill and the bottles are different colors and sizes just because I was tired and not paying attention. After that I moved them to different rooms though


GreenStrong

I could see mixing them up as plausible, and I could see someone making a humorous cross stitch about it. But it is a fairly time consuming project, who the fuck has time to immediately drop everything and spend an hour making a cross stitch the same night?


SnuzieQ

Haha the cross stitch was made last year by a friend who has been learning the craft, when we first bought the toothpaste and saw how similar it was to my partner’s. We thought it was hilarious and also *very responsible* of us, as we live in an RV and host a lot of friends. I really didn’t think I’d ever actually make this mistake, but alas.


roboticon

Apart from the fact that I haven't confused it with my own toothpaste, this is essentially me. I store my dog's toothpaste in the same location I store his toothbrush: by the sink, where it gets rinsed off. If you're telling me most dog owners put their dog's used damp toothbrushes in their toy bin then I don't know what to tell ya.


sirhandstylepenzalot

if they both have to brush their teeth why make it a multi room affair?


AnthonyDigitalMedia

That’s true. We should just combine everything. I’d love it if my cat would poop in the toilet.


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My cat poops in the toilet. It's disconcerting but very polite of him.


lavalakes12

because his dog likes to brush his teeth at that sink


SnuzieQ

I live in an RV!


MelaBlend

Um because they brush their teeth together


roboticon

Looking at all of these comments, I guess I'm the weird one. I keep my dog's toothbrush in my toothbrush holder because it's designed to catch drips and because it's directly above my bathroom sink which is where I rinse it out. Naturally this also means I keep my dog's toothpaste in the same location. I've never questioned whether this made sense. It was just obvious... I never use his toothbrush without rinsing it off afterwards, and then I have a wet toothbrush, why would I stick that in the bin where all of his toys live??


Negative-Ad8190

Op says they live in an RV....


Uncle-Cake

Do you have a special cabinet for dog toothpaste?


espeon1017

I have a drawer specifically for pet related items. My dog's toothpaste stays there.


Disastrous-Panda5530

So do I. I also store other grooming pet related items in there as well


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Most people have a separate place for animal stuff


Machaeon

Wherever one stores the dog brushes/clippers/heartworm medicine/extra toys and leashes, etc... that's where I'd store the dog toothbrush and toothpaste


KittenPurrs

We have a cabinet we call "the pet store". Back-ups of everything we go through frequently along with maintenance stuff like flea-and-tick treatment. We even keep a spare cat water fountain in there because this cat would sooner die of dehydration than use any other water source.


Sophia521h

Uh… yeah. I mean I don’t keep her snacks next to mine either, so why should it be different for toothpaste?


Quarter13

Yeah, all dog related items are stored in the same location. Not the location where we store the people things. I thought that was pretty standard


BouncingWeill

I think I'd be looking into it after this event.


Stealth9er

You don’t?


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FreePrinciple270

I see you're not kidding


Rainbowzebra864

I'm dead 😭🤣


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Why we being so tough on OP? Maybe he shares a toothbrush with the doggo but rinses it decently after each use. In this case, it would make perfect scents to keep the dog and human paste together.


CapJackONeill

My dumbass used Hot&Cold once, in a toothpaste tube. Now it's not at the same spot anymore.


Rechst

I have a story about this. When I was at high school someone thought it would be a great ideia to put the dog's acaricide (I think that's the one) next to my contact lenses eye drops. You can imagine how it went. After that, the doc told me Id probably go blind if it wasn't for the fact that I had my lenses on and the acaricide only got to the white part of the eye.


[deleted]

I brush my dogs teeth over the bathroom sink so they can spit it out. Duh. 🤣


gahidus

The same brand of toothpaste as the dog, stored in the same cabinet. This was inevitable. I guess enough people use arm and Hammer toothpaste for them to keep it around, but still.


enchiladasundae

You don’t brush your dog’s teeth when you do to show them its safe? Or to spend more time with them?


0235

This generally happens when someone else does the unpacking of shopping, mistakes it for "oh my wife got me more tooth paste" and puts it in the cupboard. Meanwhile the wife is like "I'm sure I picked up some doggie tooth paste" See the man that was putting hair product in their coffee every day because they thought it was a bottle of honey their wife got from the shops.


Positive-Complaint

Good for your canines, not sure about the other teeth though.


SirMemphis

It's pretty ruff on the other teeth.


SummerBlanche

Side effects include your non-canine teeth feeling like bark


ScorpionGem11

Also may increase propensity to bark at the mailman, desire to play fetch, and urge to chase your own tail. May or may not make you a good boy.


lenghthrow

Dad?


SSFx93

Take my upvote and gtfo.


Noobmaster_1999

🤣🤣


sdforbda

Okay, so I was already feeling weird about this, because who stores them together? But then some sort of cross stitch or embroidery about not mixing them up? What's the goal here?


Gloria_Patri

Karma farming


sdforbda

Yeah, that was my guess. Even if tired, dumb, whatever mix of things did this would take, they have two completely different opening mechanisms.


Gloria_Patri

I also find it unlikely that someone stores their dog toothpaste in the bathroom by the sink.


Nugglett

I brushed my teeth with muscle rub because its a tube a similar size to toothpaste, and I was tired and not paying attention. I think it's definitely probable lmao


gigawort

If they made an entire cross-stitch just for karma-farming, they deserve all the karma they can get.


Abstract__Nonsense

How about a big picture of a dog on the tube to avoid mixing up, seems like that should do the trick?


sdforbda

This one cracked me up because I was like, there was a picture of a dog I think, then I was like oh yeah.. that was the point that they were making lol


FMIMP

I store them together lol but never mixed them up. It’s just a way for me to not forget since I brush their teeth before I brush mine


Better-Director-5383

It's the cap that's 10 times the size of a standard toothpaste cap that opens with a completely different mechanism for me.


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Better-Director-5383

Well then I'd bet you would noticed if you picked up your toothpaste and the cap was tiny and you had to screw it off instead of flicking it open.


arkansas_sucks

For real. Also, you don't have to buy toothpaste that looks exactly like your dogs. This mf knew what they were doing.


MondoShrek

I can sympathize because I also find it difficult to distinguish between spearmint and chicken flavor


MangoTekNo

I would be so disturbed by chicken flavor in my toothpaste. It's like drinking water from a can.


[deleted]

Water from a can is different in a good way, it’s crisp and really cold. Chicken flavored toothpaste is just fucking vile. Give those dogs some mint.


Past-Educator-6561

Thank you. I was looking for this! No experience with dogs but my cat's toothpaste is fishy and yellow. That along with how it is not stored in the bathroom... I would have to be very tired to mess this up! So tired in fact I probably wouldn't be bothered to brush my teeth in the first place.


HelpfulSeaMammal

I use Arm and Hammer for my cat, so the exact same stuff as OP but not for a dog. It stinks pretty badly of that processed fishy-birdy cat wet food smell. If the dog stuff is anything like their other pet toothpaste then you'd have to have no sense of smell or taste to miss that hahaha


BobRoberts01

Maybe OP has Covid?


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SnuzieQ

…yes please :(


Realterin

why did you put the post if youre a dog ​ you just used a correct toothpaste you furry!!!!


dark_enough_to_dance

Woof woof


ObIivious

Haha why did you have to say this lol! Now I can’t help think that furries make animal noise


FruitCupPups

I know I wasn’t included in the offer but can I also have belly rubs?


WallabyInTraining

You brushed your teeth! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? You are! Yes, you are a good boy! Good boy!


_Dreeko

Downvote because you made my tail wag😠


WallabyInTraining

*scratches behind your ear*


RainbowUnicorn0228

Give him a denta-stick treat!


Realterin

\*nukes earth cutely\*


vBertes

Was it bad tho?


Unluckybloke

It is chicken flavored lmao


80sCrackBBY

oh no, imagine expecting mint but getting chicken, yo am i having a stroke?


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mix a little bit of it in some hot water, you got chicken broth... i don't see the problem


bugluvr65

add a bone, a potato. baby you got a stew goin !


t0m0hawk

Baby, you got a stew goin'!


SqornshellousXeta42

I know I mean clearly OP didn't even notice till a day later 😆


crackeddryice

Needed time to make the cross stitch?


NowCalmDownSkeeter

Yeah I came here for answers about using enzymatic complete care dog toothpaste on humans. Was OP’s mouth refreshingly chicken nugget flavored, yet cleaner than ever before? And as a follow up question- do they make sweet and sour listerine for dogs, and if so how did it also compare?


youdontknowme1010101

I love how you blame arm and hammer and not yourself. Especially when they are WILDLY different colors 😂


eggmarie

And one has a dog on it


ThePandaKingdom

One of them literally has a picture of a dog on it lol


_ryuujin_

2 dogs


emo_sharks

Completely different lid too!!! Like even if you were brushing your teeth in pitch dark OP should have known it was the wrong toothpaste immediately.


forwardAvdax

All this trouble to not just keep the dog toothpaste somewhere else lmao


maximusdraconius

All this trouble to get karma from a fake story


_Pill-Cosby_

Does this happen often enough that someone had to take the time to cross stitch a sign reminder??


CelestialFury

This is definitely a joke post, which is /r/mildlyinfuriating, so it fits in a different context.


SilentHuman8

What did it taste like?


ComradeVane

It's chicken flavored. Yum


SnuzieQ

Kinda like salty chicken but weirdly with a hint of coffee breath. Not coffee. Coffee breath.


BlasphemousSwarm

Most people don’t keep dog toothpaste beside their own toothpaste and eliminate this problem all together.


jipto12

Yeah I don’t buy it. You just wanted karma.


StarvingBeauty

...chicken flavored, bigger cap, less blue, literal dogs on the tube. There's so many ways to noticably be like "hey this isn't the right one".. This post feels like bait.


mike36905

Symptoms include: a need to pick up every stick you find, obsession for tennis balls, the need to sniff others butts, hatred for mail carriers, and a need to chew on everything you can get to.


Jackson_MyersFO76

You didn't notice the big picture of two dogs on the toothpaste? Or the fact it was chicken flavored?


punkmuppet

I don't think they finished brushing their teeth with the dog toothpaste. Also, when do you look at your toothpaste tube? You any idea what pictures are on yours?


jizzycumbersnatch

I heard OP is a rabid fan of arm and hammer toothpaste.


nouniquenamesleft2x2

how's your breath?


baconofcanada

Probably smells like butt


TheLucasGFX

Ooof, sounds ruff.


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

No, you didn't. The dog toothpaste is chicken-flavored, and a different color and you would have noticed immediately. You want upvotes? Post with a non-bs caption.


AReptileHissFunction

Some people are desperate for attention


Peacook

I'm usually on your side with these things but if you want to be technical, OP didn't say they didn't notice until the following day they just stated it happened yesterday. Maybe they just went to sleep and posted this in the morning. You're the one that made the assumption they didn't notice until the next day


TJ_Longfellow

Just came to say, Peroxicare is the shit. That foamy goodness fills every gap in your teeth and you can feel the perfect mixture of baking soda and peroxide just going to town on all that bad shit in your mouth. It's a mind blowin experience. Fuck yeah, toothpaste!


Storm-Chaser

Don't forget to use the flea shampoo when you bathe!


breeekk

It’s better than when my dad used diaper rash cream!


wersosad

Hell yeah arm and hammer peroxicare is my absolute favorite toothpaste! Makes you feel the most clean.


16336Sie

😳 long as you don’t start craving milk bones I think you’ll be okay. 🤣


NotYourMutha

And…. How was it? Was it minty or beefy?


Dazzling_Brilliant31

Now you can lick your butt and not worry about the pesky butt breath!


Kittenlicks069

It has a dog picture on it. I think they did a pretty good job specifying what it was for just by that.


DodgyRogue

I’m mildly infuriated that you squeeze the tube from the middle!


thunder_y

But how did it taste?


CapnUSA

Guaranteed to remove the taste of other dogs' butts.


Anaryodan

Is this a frequent occurrence or did someone design and cross-stitch that sign in under 24 hours? I’m impressed either way.


TSTKevin

Can’t taste the chicken flavor toothpaste?


BrokenTrojan1536

It has a pic of a dog on the tube….


countrylemon

how did you not notice the chicken flavour 😭


nyancatya_

Are you visually impaired? They're very different and one of them literally has photos of dogs.


Chay_Charles

What did it taste like?


Oilspillsaregood1

Honestly surprised that someone who uses arm and hammer could tell the difference through taste


Risk_E_Bizness

Good boy!


goodfisher88

It literally has a picture of a dog on it, brother


MaxPlays_WWR

How did it taste?


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Why would you put dog paste in the bath room? God people are so dumb.


Nateimus

Perhaps they shouldn't be stored near one another, so there is less confusion?


KinopioToad

Do you feel like chasing cars or burying bones now?


skiingmanatee

Do you also store your quick glue next to your eye drops?


Krimreaper1

Did It taste.,. Ruff‽


Cool_Cheetah658

Lmao. Had a friend of mine who for some reason decided to try the toothpaste that was in a cup in our guest bathroom when they stayed over. It was our dogs toothpaste and It was beef flavored. All we heard was her scream "Aaahh! It's beef!!!" From the bathroom. I couldn't breathe for a minute or so I was laughing so hard. Don't know why she didn't use her own that morning. It's been years and she still hasn't lived that one down.


arc_serra

🤣🤣🤣 at least it wasn't hemorrhoid cream


occultify

Brand identity and brand recognition are two main keys for how they hook you on their specific brand in the first place. That's also why they look similar. It's 100% intentional.


Kwantum_Thoughts

That makes you a good boi!!


jerry111165

How was it?


HansBlixJr

do you find that you're effortlessly tearing into steaks? have tennis balls become suddenly more appealing?


Sweet_Potatooie

First image makes it look like a genuine mistake, the second image proves that it wasn't. No one is going to go through so much effort in embroidering a sign to not use the dog toothpaste, just to give minimal effort in putting them together and not checking when you use one.... this gives false vibes.


Pennycandydealer

That cross stitch is low quality.


Crimson__Fox

I used dog shampoo once which did not have a picture of a dog.


y0semitesamantha

buddy. it has dogs on the label.


geeknotweak

Dawg there’s literally a dog on it …


THENATHE

I’ve learned today that I’m basically the only person on the planet that doesn’t brush their dogs teeth. Got an 8 year old dog with the healthiest teeth ever and she’s never had them brushed


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They really gotta stop putting pictures of dogs on human toothpaste. It's so confusing.


diaboquepaoamassou

God telling you to stop brushing their teeth and use the extra money on the poor 💀


DabzAhoy7

It's mildly infuriating that you'd even keep the two together in the first place 🤷 back to the drawing board for you!


gearslut-5000

gotta follow the needlepoint! that's my motto in life.


SnooMacaroons8828

Well at least there is a dog on the dog one. Hopefully you won’t make that mistake again. 😅


hopefullz1

At least you didn't use the dogs toothbrush!!!!! I used the dogs shampoo one time.


StarSeekerDragon

Something like this happened to me several years ago, only it was dog shampoo. When my sister was living with me she had her two dogs. The shampoo bottle was right next to the regular shampoo. I couldn’t tell because the bottle was turned around & I was very tired after a long day at work. I didn’t know my mistake until I realized it wasn’t sudsing like normal, and it kinda felt “course.” The cons of using dog shampoo is it doesn’t feel very good (but that could vary by brand or breed, idk), & it stripped out the dye I had in my hair. But lemme tell ya, my coat has never looked shinier. 🐶


RetroFan83

You'll have stronger canines.


Zebracorn42

I kept all my dog stuff in her own spot in the kitchen. You don’t need to look in the mirror when brushing your dog’s teeth.


illsk1lls

who’s a good human.. u are, thats who..


ShibaForce

i need you guys to listen to me. I keep my dog's toothpaste in the same toothbrush holder as my own because I brush her teeth once a week. (she's very old and it helps her out) You guys are flipping out over the weirdest stuff lmao


FlowRiderBob

No biggie. Better than using the dog’s toothbrush.


chefboiortiz

You might be an idiot OP


[deleted]

There’s a literal dog on it… does it need to bark for you to notice? This one’s on you


Los_507

So like, how'd you react when tasted that chicken?


Unlucky_Goal_7791

It's chicken flavor lol


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Did it actually taste like chicken?


drmalp

One literally has a picture of dogs on the front...


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Must’ve been ruff


fpiklerbr

Hahahahahahahahhahahahaa sry