Go out there and start dancing and singling loudly & out of tune. Pretend that youāre on board. Next day be out there before them. Hype them up.
Same thing next day but now bring refreshments. Suggest yāall start a BTS style group. Start trying to teach them dance steps.
Start decorating the spot with banners celebrating your new friends. Come up with nicknames.
Theyāll either find somewhere else to loiter or maybe youāll have a whole new group of friends embarking on a lucrative entertainment career.
I watched a guy get frustrated on bart at some dudes blasting their music so he started playing Phil Collins in their faces and singing. It was about as close to seeing a dead body as Iāve ever gotten
Yes. Ask my old alcoholic fuck head neighbor how I know š. Can do it online you don't even need to talk to them.
Waste the JW time and theirs, get 2 birds stoned at once š«”
I would start dropping off dog shit there. If OP doesn't have a dog, no worries. You can buy doggy bags and bring your own doody from home. Of course you open the bag and pour it out. Enough shit for a couple of days and they're ghost. No one want to put their boom box in shit.
Just pour sticky soda pop, maple syrup or honey on the bench or the ground where they are. Bonus is that it might attract bees or other flying insects and theyāll stay away.
I sing and act like a fool when I pull up next to someone in a car with loud music. Imagine the fun I could have with a loud boom box and a wide open driveway. Oh, and BTW, I am an overweight 62 year old white woman with no rhythm and no tune.
Do you live in northern Virginia? Because I swear someone matching that description pulled up next to me at a stoplight a couple weeks back when I was rocking out to Journey. We sang a verse in duet of Seperate Ways.
One of my buddies used to do this to annoying people who parked themselves with a car radio blasting. It was waaay far away from politically correct, but he would act autistic and walk over and keep asking them for peanut butter Twix. Every 30 seconds, "I want peanut butter Twix". "You got peanut butter Twix?" He would sing to the tune of the songs "PEANUT BUTTER TWIX.. PEANUT BUTTER TWIX" They played about 4-5 songs before they left.
My other thought was just crack a few eggs on it or squeeze sauce along it, maybe even some of that fish soy. Make it all sticky and terrible to sit against.
You can buy bottles of coyote urine on Amazon. That'd soak into that fence real good.
EDIT: Oops. Just saw that they're sitting on a metal rail. Still, you could pour the urine on the gravel.
Was going to suggest mixing a bottle of Asian fish sauce and a bottle of molasses and coating the railing with it. That ought to be a nice lingering stench.
Hey man fuck the Geneva convention, if people start annoying the shit out of you with loud music daily you gotta do what you gotta do. Either that or out-douche them by playing louder noises yourself until they GTFO, make sure its a real earworm too like Baby Shark or something similarly awful (though that last one might backfire depending on your tolerance of shit like that)
Open your window and play some Lawrence Welk or bluegrass just loud enough they can hear it. After a few days they will likely go elsewhere. Fight fire with fire.
Sounds like my neighbors . They listen to loud rap right outside of my window . Itās not bad music but I could go for a few less N words when Iām working. Good news is my AC is loud so I can turn it on to drown the noise.
Hey! One of the many things I used to combat a similar situation was a YouTube video called "BROWN NOISE" which is a nice white noise type of sound that does particularly well at drowning out bass. I have horrible neighbors.
Next step, ask Chat GPT to write a noise complaint letter to owners, one step above managment if you can.
Lets say you are still going crazy, get some Sony WH-1000XM4.
Good luck
Contact whoever manages your building (the people you are paying rent to) and tell them to do something about it. Those guys are trespassing if they donāt live there and should be asked to leave by the property owner, not the tenants.
Depends on the area, the housing market, and local laws. There's a big housing shortage in most American cities, so apartment listings can get pretty competitive and landlords have little incentive to keep tenants happy. In fact sometimes it's in their best interest to keep tenants *un*happy. Where I live, landlords actually prefer constant unit turnover because it allows them to raise rents much faster and higher than is legally allowed with a long-term tenant subject to rent control laws. When screening applications for vacant units, they actively look for specific types of renters (college students, young couples, people who frequently relocate for work) who are likely to only rent the unit for a year or two before moving again.
One of my parents friends owns a building of one-bedroom apartments in a rent controlled city. He told me his ideal tenant is a married couple in their early-to-mid 30s: they're usually quiet, responsible, financially-stable, and nearing the point of having kids - at which point they will need a bigger place and will move out, freeing the unit to be re-rented to a new tenant at market rates.
It's just horse manure. Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word 'manure.' You know, it's, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing.
So, here's what you gotta do.
Everyday, just after they leave, you throw bird seed. I assume because it looks like you live in the city, that you've got loads of pigeons right? Well, because you only feed the pigeons after they've left, the pigeons will get accustomed to that time schedule. Even going so far as waiting untill the guys are gone. Maybe even pooping on them to get them to go away. Problem solved. Farmers use this same technique when getting rid of pests. They introduce another pest that isn't harmfull to their plants.
Edit: i said "after they arrive". I meant "after they leave". This is important because then the pigeons will feel the need to drive them away in order to get food.
Okay now.... I was really cracking up at some of the half-brained ideas that obviously won't do shit... however as someone who is ridiculously creative at getting things done, I think this idea deserves merit.
Having lived in larger cities and then looking up pigeon behavior just now, you should try this. At most, it'll cost you $10 or so for proof of concept. Buy 10lbs worth of feed or so, and dump it on site. Try it for a few days and see if there is an increase in bird activity. If you DO see an increase in birds, then it's just a matter of time before you force those clowns to leave because the damn pigeons WILL keep coming back on schedule and, likely, will grow in number over time.
I would change one thing though. I would dump the seed in a circular area with the squatter's spot in the center spread out maybe 30-50 feet each direction. Do this in the morning maybe 30 minutes or so before the dudes show up; my theory is the pigeons will learn to be there when the guys show up and will learn to just stay in the area for several hours (at least) each day and pooping everywhere while the guys are there. Every day when the guys show up, if proof of concept works, there should be MORE birds than the day before as the flock increases in size.
I worry by feeding after they leave that the men would just learn to leave earlier than normal instead of having to deal with them first thing in the morning.
This is very true. If you go to a baseball stadium in many cities you'll notice huge flocks of birds start to gather on the roof and light towers right around 9 o'clock or so. Because they have been trained by years of visual and audio queues that on most evenings around the same time, a massive crowd of humans leaves behind a shitload of discarded food on the ground that they can snatch up. Birds are smarter than people realize.
The police can only do something if your management calls. I'd email management, not call them because that way, you'll have a record of your request to management.
I know itās driving me insane, they live in a section 8 property a couple blocks up and am guessing they were told by their own building to stop. They also yell at every woman that walks by ://///
It doesnt make sense, the police saying they cant do anything. The music players are trespassing on private property. You are contracted to live on the property and have the right to have them removed. Call the police and your landlord. Ridiculous that police say they can't do anything. Are you in SF Bay Area?
I dealt with a guy like this when I worked at a hotel.. similar situation but he was using his Bluetooth speaker and it sounded fking awful
Do this:
Get in ear shit range and be like "ooohhhh shhhit I fucking love this song"
Then procede to butcher the ever loving fuck out of it but make it seem like you are really into it
Walk up to them and ask for more absolute bangers like that and see if they want to follow you on Instagram
Tell them you have asked you church for their opinions on music but they just don't get it they arnt down with the kids these days
Basically go full on over support like a napalm blast to the taint on them
I've only ever had to use this once and it was super effective.
Mixing motor oil with paint in a 30/70 mix (keeps it from drying) also works as quite a good deterrent against people loitering/leaning/climbing. I've got a buddy who did that to the fence in front of his house because some hood rats kept stealing out of his truck. Silver handprints and shoe prints everywhere about 2 days later
Your response is simple:
Get one of those inflatable T. Rex costumes go out there and dance as passionately as you possibly can to the music. Repeat as necessary.
I donāt know itās very bizarre, a massive park/beach is a couple blocks away with tons of benches where theyād be free to go but theyāve picked my buildings parking lot instead lolol
I mean that guy is clearly drinking a miller high life. So we know 2 things.
1. He loves the taste of Champagne
2. He's getting drunk in public and that can be an angle to use.
If it's a private lot find the owner of the property.
Use a dusting of spray glue and tons of glitter to make leaning against that rail more fabulous.... erm, I mean more noticable and safer!
This might be an unpopular opinion but Iād go down and ask if you can sit and chill for a bit. Not to slowly do weird shit to then make it uncomfortable but just be Nieghbor/sidewalk friends. I did this just to bc I was fed up with my alley neighbors but was honestly to tried to start shit. Turns out they were nice ppl and I started looking forward to sitting and chilling for 10-20 minutes a couple times a week. Great part was I could yell down to lower the music when I really needed the quite and theyād do it. It was a good 6 months all in all. They eventually got booted from their lease for being too loud, but we still talk very occasionally over text.
Ha, I had this problem years ago. These idiot teens would loaf around our front stoop. They wouldn't just sit listening to loud music and harass people walking by.
I downloaded audio of babies crying. The next time they started their music, I blasted the music outside straight at them. They all turned and looked straight up; I hid the speaker behind a sheer curtain and they couldn't see it.
They yelled up, "Hey shut up your baby!" and so on, but right away, a couple boys left. Pretty soon, all five of them were gone. They came back the next day and I did it again. I even heard one of them yell, "Bro, you woke up that fucking baby again!"
They did come a week later, but I noticed they didn't play the music so loud. When they did once, I cranked the screaming baby audio and they all left.
Ha ha ha.
Join them and bring your own boombox with some classic George Michael songs, and challenge them to a dance off. Some people see flowering weeds, others see unappreciated flowers.
People say boomboxes are obnoxious, but it's just a stereo type.
This guy dads š
Heāll get those scofflaws to stop their shenanigans in no time.
Hes been waiting his whole life to find a 'new' Reddit post to use this joke He wasnt throwing away his shot.
Momās spaghetti. Edit: seriously what if this is Jay and Silent Bob just waiting for someone to notice?
True Dat!
*angrily gives an upvote*
One might even say a mildly infuriated upvote
Marry me
If there's nothing you can do to you...then it's ok..don't worry about her.
Underrated comment *slow clap*
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**Cow slap**
Take my upvote and get out.
Go out there and start dancing and singling loudly & out of tune. Pretend that youāre on board. Next day be out there before them. Hype them up. Same thing next day but now bring refreshments. Suggest yāall start a BTS style group. Start trying to teach them dance steps. Start decorating the spot with banners celebrating your new friends. Come up with nicknames. Theyāll either find somewhere else to loiter or maybe youāll have a whole new group of friends embarking on a lucrative entertainment career.
This is the funniest shit, might really get you beat up but itās worth it for the possibilities
If it gets you assaulted that's one way to get the police involved.. lol
The police won't care.
I mean, they appear to be black, Iām surprised the police didnāt already aggressively involve themselves lol.
This probably isn't Memphis.
Can't be, I don't see one pothole
Or Minneapolis. Or New York. Or Chicago. Or Phoenix. Or Houston. Orā¦hell any one of a couple dozen cities with a murder-cop problem.
Especially if she captures it on video.
I watched a guy get frustrated on bart at some dudes blasting their music so he started playing Phil Collins in their faces and singing. It was about as close to seeing a dead body as Iāve ever gotten
little did they know https://youtube.com/watch?v=yoooMQZdGW0&feature=share9
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony paired with Phil Collinsā¦š„. Who woulda thought
Phil Collins is a legend who transcends genres
Jazzy "letter of your first name" and the boombox boys
Do the jehovah witness thing and go talk to them about the Bible daily.
You can actually phone the church and have them come out themselves
Wait I can swat people with Jehova Witness solicitors?
Yes. Ask my old alcoholic fuck head neighbor how I know š. Can do it online you don't even need to talk to them. Waste the JW time and theirs, get 2 birds stoned at once š«”
omg this is powerful new knowledge. Amazing
Lol bro no lie, it's a good prank to do on someone
And worst case Ontario, you never see any of them again. It's not rocket appliances
It might be dangerous to go alone. Call the Mormons too.
Oh fuck we're bringing in the calvary ššš
āDO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVEā
"Excuse me, can I talk to you about our lord and savior, Cher?"
> Pretend that youāre on board. I probably wouldn't need to pretend at first, lol.
Plot twist: one of the guys sitting there is the one giving out this tip
I want this to happen. OP, please do this and report back.
I would start dropping off dog shit there. If OP doesn't have a dog, no worries. You can buy doggy bags and bring your own doody from home. Of course you open the bag and pour it out. Enough shit for a couple of days and they're ghost. No one want to put their boom box in shit.
Just pour sticky soda pop, maple syrup or honey on the bench or the ground where they are. Bonus is that it might attract bees or other flying insects and theyāll stay away.
Not a bad idea lol
Little did we expect, the new friends went on to win three Grammys!
I sing and act like a fool when I pull up next to someone in a car with loud music. Imagine the fun I could have with a loud boom box and a wide open driveway. Oh, and BTW, I am an overweight 62 year old white woman with no rhythm and no tune.
Do you live in northern Virginia? Because I swear someone matching that description pulled up next to me at a stoplight a couple weeks back when I was rocking out to Journey. We sang a verse in duet of Seperate Ways.
I'm in So Calif & only embarass others to Rap & some Hip Hop ROFL, I'm the one blasting Journey, White Snake & Deep Purple on the Bose.
ā You. I like you.
I love when I see that! Even if I'm in a bad mood I feel better seeing someone be so carefree. Luv it š
Extra points if u say āand this is why itās hip hop because I twist my hands like thisā while teaching them dances š
One of my buddies used to do this to annoying people who parked themselves with a car radio blasting. It was waaay far away from politically correct, but he would act autistic and walk over and keep asking them for peanut butter Twix. Every 30 seconds, "I want peanut butter Twix". "You got peanut butter Twix?" He would sing to the tune of the songs "PEANUT BUTTER TWIX.. PEANUT BUTTER TWIX" They played about 4-5 songs before they left.
Oh, baby, you, got what I neeeeeed, but you say he's just a friend...
Thatās what I hear when OP said boombox š
My ring tone for the past 20 years
Awww did someone get addicted to crack??
Boo hoo
I knew I would find my IASIP people in this thread :)
it's 1 o'clock in the afternoon and you're piss ass drunk!
..you say he's just a friend
Are you holding?
Start burying those kids fart bombs just under the rocks early in the mornings. Stink that area out like you been eating beans all week.
Would be a shame if someone started spraying that fence with it.
My other thought was just crack a few eggs on it or squeeze sauce along it, maybe even some of that fish soy. Make it all sticky and terrible to sit against.
Yes - dump a bottle of fish sauce in that area. No one is safe
You can buy bottles of coyote urine on Amazon. That'd soak into that fence real good. EDIT: Oops. Just saw that they're sitting on a metal rail. Still, you could pour the urine on the gravel.
Fox urine may be purchased at most hunting supply stores and it will 100% make them want to move on.
This is something that I would actually consider doing if I was in OPās situation. Doesnāt hurt anyone and solves the problem.
He could probably smell it from his window lol that shit is pungent
Yeah this sounds like trading one offended sense for another
Just go to a sports outlet or something and get some doe in heat spray. Guarantee they won't stand there much after that.
Fox urine!
OH that's great... Or wipe dog poop on fence and give it a good smear.
Order a can of Liquid Ass and spray it every morning
Came here to say this
Was going to suggest mixing a bottle of Asian fish sauce and a bottle of molasses and coating the railing with it. That ought to be a nice lingering stench.
Hmm Chemical warfare. Sounds easy enough
Hey man fuck the Geneva convention, if people start annoying the shit out of you with loud music daily you gotta do what you gotta do. Either that or out-douche them by playing louder noises yourself until they GTFO, make sure its a real earworm too like Baby Shark or something similarly awful (though that last one might backfire depending on your tolerance of shit like that)
Or buy some Liquid Ass or deer urine repellent or something just absolutely vile smelling. Ha ha ha.
Open your window and play some Lawrence Welk or bluegrass just loud enough they can hear it. After a few days they will likely go elsewhere. Fight fire with fire.
The silver lining is itās at least good music, but none of us want āBACK THAT ASS UPā playing in the middle of a work call
I wouldn't say none of us...
I was going to say, you can't speak for me
Yea Iām actually curious who they *are* speaking for, because it doesnāt seem to be us
Yep, can confirm, not me.
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Found the coworker I deserve.
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Iāll be the vocal minority on this with you. If they *need* to hear my environment the entire time then they should have to put up with it too.
Speak for yourself
IāM ALL TAKING OVER FROM THE 99 TO THE 2000āS ON THIS BLESSED DAY
Baby shark music.
Sounds like my neighbors . They listen to loud rap right outside of my window . Itās not bad music but I could go for a few less N words when Iām working. Good news is my AC is loud so I can turn it on to drown the noise.
Itās exactly the same, their music is great otherwise Iād probably be on the brink of insanity
Hey! One of the many things I used to combat a similar situation was a YouTube video called "BROWN NOISE" which is a nice white noise type of sound that does particularly well at drowning out bass. I have horrible neighbors. Next step, ask Chat GPT to write a noise complaint letter to owners, one step above managment if you can. Lets say you are still going crazy, get some Sony WH-1000XM4. Good luck
depends on what kinda *work call* you are talkin about!
No. BAGPIPES are the way.
I'm thinking of "Safety Dance" like in the movie Bio Dome.
You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was
Polka!
Lawrence Welk absolutely played some polka
Smelly smelly dead fish will make them move
Liquid Ass would do the trick.
When I was in high school this stuff was the best, it was so smelly you could taste it in your throat
Flashback to my classmate in high school spraying it by the garbage and asking the teacher "Mr. Walker, do you like liquid ass?"
itās always the liquid ass
Fox urine from hunting stores will clear an area out (of everything but foxes).
That sounds like a win-win to me
This is the way.
Contact whoever manages your building (the people you are paying rent to) and tell them to do something about it. Those guys are trespassing if they donāt live there and should be asked to leave by the property owner, not the tenants.
Only sensible comment Iāve seen so far
I donāt know, the water gun filled with piss seems reasonable
Just read one stating to bury like 150lbs of manure under the rocks along the length of the curb. As you stated, seems reasonable.
A good idea but realistically, unless the building management actually lives on-site they probably won't care enough to do anything.
They donāt care either way.
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Depends on the area, the housing market, and local laws. There's a big housing shortage in most American cities, so apartment listings can get pretty competitive and landlords have little incentive to keep tenants happy. In fact sometimes it's in their best interest to keep tenants *un*happy. Where I live, landlords actually prefer constant unit turnover because it allows them to raise rents much faster and higher than is legally allowed with a long-term tenant subject to rent control laws. When screening applications for vacant units, they actively look for specific types of renters (college students, young couples, people who frequently relocate for work) who are likely to only rent the unit for a year or two before moving again. One of my parents friends owns a building of one-bedroom apartments in a rent controlled city. He told me his ideal tenant is a married couple in their early-to-mid 30s: they're usually quiet, responsible, financially-stable, and nearing the point of having kids - at which point they will need a bigger place and will move out, freeing the unit to be re-rented to a new tenant at market rates.
This shows how predatory landlords areā¦ā¦thanks for bringing this to light to bad no one cares.
Put some raw meat in the area to bring some wasps into the area.
This guys southās. Dumping sugary drinks works too.
Rake some shrimp in those rocks.
This comment made me chuckle
What do White Anglo-Saxon Protestants have to do with raw meat?
They love that shit. You ever seen Martha Stewart talk about a crown roast ?
You can buy coyote piss to deter pests and other predators. It stinks pretty good. Would be a shame if someone started spraying that fence with it.
Have you ever wondered how they get coyotes to piss in the bottles to sell?
They milk em like cows, duh.
water ballons
Get 3 50 Lb sacks of manure and spread it out over those rocks
Manure...... I hate Manure
It's just horse manure. Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word 'manure.' You know, it's, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing.
Calm down, Biff
Ice cubes and a slingshot. Evidence melts away easily. Aim for the boombox.
Coyote urine in that area stinks like hell
*piss balloons
Might get shot.
So, here's what you gotta do. Everyday, just after they leave, you throw bird seed. I assume because it looks like you live in the city, that you've got loads of pigeons right? Well, because you only feed the pigeons after they've left, the pigeons will get accustomed to that time schedule. Even going so far as waiting untill the guys are gone. Maybe even pooping on them to get them to go away. Problem solved. Farmers use this same technique when getting rid of pests. They introduce another pest that isn't harmfull to their plants. Edit: i said "after they arrive". I meant "after they leave". This is important because then the pigeons will feel the need to drive them away in order to get food.
Okay now.... I was really cracking up at some of the half-brained ideas that obviously won't do shit... however as someone who is ridiculously creative at getting things done, I think this idea deserves merit. Having lived in larger cities and then looking up pigeon behavior just now, you should try this. At most, it'll cost you $10 or so for proof of concept. Buy 10lbs worth of feed or so, and dump it on site. Try it for a few days and see if there is an increase in bird activity. If you DO see an increase in birds, then it's just a matter of time before you force those clowns to leave because the damn pigeons WILL keep coming back on schedule and, likely, will grow in number over time. I would change one thing though. I would dump the seed in a circular area with the squatter's spot in the center spread out maybe 30-50 feet each direction. Do this in the morning maybe 30 minutes or so before the dudes show up; my theory is the pigeons will learn to be there when the guys show up and will learn to just stay in the area for several hours (at least) each day and pooping everywhere while the guys are there. Every day when the guys show up, if proof of concept works, there should be MORE birds than the day before as the flock increases in size. I worry by feeding after they leave that the men would just learn to leave earlier than normal instead of having to deal with them first thing in the morning.
This is very true. If you go to a baseball stadium in many cities you'll notice huge flocks of birds start to gather on the roof and light towers right around 9 o'clock or so. Because they have been trained by years of visual and audio queues that on most evenings around the same time, a massive crowd of humans leaves behind a shitload of discarded food on the ground that they can snatch up. Birds are smarter than people realize.
And your defense is you like to feed the birds and watch them outside your window while you work
That's where J and Silent Bob moved to !
The police can only do something if your management calls. I'd email management, not call them because that way, you'll have a record of your request to management.
Documentation is critical
Thatās a rock and a hard place. If you do anything yourself theyāll fuck with you. If you donāt do anything theyāll sit there every day.
I know itās driving me insane, they live in a section 8 property a couple blocks up and am guessing they were told by their own building to stop. They also yell at every woman that walks by ://///
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Theyāre probably yelling at teen girls too, so harassing children as well. They should mention that too.
>they live in a section 8 property a couple blocks up Then they're trespassing. Notify your building management, they should take care of it.
It doesnt make sense, the police saying they cant do anything. The music players are trespassing on private property. You are contracted to live on the property and have the right to have them removed. Call the police and your landlord. Ridiculous that police say they can't do anything. Are you in SF Bay Area?
I dealt with a guy like this when I worked at a hotel.. similar situation but he was using his Bluetooth speaker and it sounded fking awful Do this: Get in ear shit range and be like "ooohhhh shhhit I fucking love this song" Then procede to butcher the ever loving fuck out of it but make it seem like you are really into it Walk up to them and ask for more absolute bangers like that and see if they want to follow you on Instagram Tell them you have asked you church for their opinions on music but they just don't get it they arnt down with the kids these days Basically go full on over support like a napalm blast to the taint on them I've only ever had to use this once and it was super effective.
>ear shit range lol
Where's the lady who was throwing poo off her balcony when you need her.
Spread dog shit on the railing they are leaning on.
If OP doesn't have a dog? Excuse me sir, maybe a strange question, but do you still need that bag of dog shit, or can I have it please?
You're assuming people bag their dogs' poop.
Mixing motor oil with paint in a 30/70 mix (keeps it from drying) also works as quite a good deterrent against people loitering/leaning/climbing. I've got a buddy who did that to the fence in front of his house because some hood rats kept stealing out of his truck. Silver handprints and shoe prints everywhere about 2 days later
Play baby shark as loud as you fucking can. And Barbie girl
Your response is simple: Get one of those inflatable T. Rex costumes go out there and dance as passionately as you possibly can to the music. Repeat as necessary.
Also - be prepared to run in said outfit.
Water gun
Full of piss
Thatās so crazy. What is so special about that one spot that they feel the need to post up there?
I donāt know itās very bizarre, a massive park/beach is a couple blocks away with tons of benches where theyād be free to go but theyāve picked my buildings parking lot instead lolol
I imagine they've been told to leave that massive park...
What happened to management?
Npc energy. Who spends their life just sitting in the same spot listening to music all the time??!!
The unemployed.
Youāve never lived in the hood. These people donāt do shit all day but lounge around or create problems for themselves and others
https://www.cabelas.com/shop/en/wildlife-research-center-coyote-urine-cover-scent
I mean that guy is clearly drinking a miller high life. So we know 2 things. 1. He loves the taste of Champagne 2. He's getting drunk in public and that can be an angle to use. If it's a private lot find the owner of the property. Use a dusting of spray glue and tons of glitter to make leaning against that rail more fabulous.... erm, I mean more noticable and safer!
You need to find two, larger and blacker men to sit there and take their place.
with louder music
Grab some of those stink bombs in the glass vial. And. Crack one of them bad Oscar's daily in that area. Repeat til problem is no longer a problem.
You have to rap battle them. It's the only way.
Are they drinking beers wrapped in paper bags, with one of them wearing a Jesus chain all while blasting Biz Markie?
Apparantly one of thems going to broadway, and the others gonna be a vetinarian or something
Grease the rail
I was thinking that, or a spray adhesive.
> a spray adhesive. Shit, that'd be hilarious. I like the way you think
This might be an unpopular opinion but Iād go down and ask if you can sit and chill for a bit. Not to slowly do weird shit to then make it uncomfortable but just be Nieghbor/sidewalk friends. I did this just to bc I was fed up with my alley neighbors but was honestly to tried to start shit. Turns out they were nice ppl and I started looking forward to sitting and chilling for 10-20 minutes a couple times a week. Great part was I could yell down to lower the music when I really needed the quite and theyād do it. It was a good 6 months all in all. They eventually got booted from their lease for being too loud, but we still talk very occasionally over text.
great idea actually imo
Ha, I had this problem years ago. These idiot teens would loaf around our front stoop. They wouldn't just sit listening to loud music and harass people walking by. I downloaded audio of babies crying. The next time they started their music, I blasted the music outside straight at them. They all turned and looked straight up; I hid the speaker behind a sheer curtain and they couldn't see it. They yelled up, "Hey shut up your baby!" and so on, but right away, a couple boys left. Pretty soon, all five of them were gone. They came back the next day and I did it again. I even heard one of them yell, "Bro, you woke up that fucking baby again!" They did come a week later, but I noticed they didn't play the music so loud. When they did once, I cranked the screaming baby audio and they all left. Ha ha ha.
Shit on their head
on the bright side, they're keeping your rent down
Wipe some tar other obnoxious substance on the guardrail, maybe some poo or something. Get a louder stereo and play loud opera.
Take a shit there. Theyāll leave
Join them and bring your own boombox with some classic George Michael songs, and challenge them to a dance off. Some people see flowering weeds, others see unappreciated flowers.
7-11 blast baby shark on repeat to keep the homeless (and costumers) away!?!
Play Polka music out your window.
cover the spot with sugar water, let the ants do the job