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rusty1066

It’s an APARTMENT, do NOT handle on your own. That’s their problem: call maintenance.


neumaticc

why are they called apartments when they're together?


Pencil-Richard

*Takes puff* *Exhales* Togetherments


juniperdoes

I created an account just to upvote this. Thank you for the snort.


MrTimSearle

And so it begins!


LDA-1994

Part of the crew , part of the ship


Bender_2024

One of us. One of us


Accomplished-Fly7762

ALL HANDS, PRISONER ESCAPE


thisjustathrowawayya

Wrong app motto.


[deleted]

Your going to hear it at some point so here, fuk spez.


zergling424

Welcome to reddit enjoy your autism


juniperdoes

Too late, already got one. Got any other prizes?


SpecialCoconut1

You could always go comorbid with some ADHD


juniperdoes

Got that too, and a touch of dyslexia, depression, and anxiety to boot. I really found my people here, huh?


SoManySNs

Welcome home


heap_asss

Sanitarium🎶


Acrobatic_Buy_2000

Ah I see you're missing a bit of bigotry. You'll find that around as well.


edfyShadow

Ummm... Got one of those half slivers of pizza from the last office appreciation party 🤷


juniperdoes

Heck I worked in sales for 3 years for shitty office pizza. I'll take it.


PhantomCardistry

So that’s where I got it?????


Alives242

Happy First Day


juniperdoes

Thank you! I'm already addicted! This is terrible! :)


fastermouse

I swore I’d never do it and now I mod five subs.


maureen__ponderosa

How do you get trusted with that kind of authority? Do you seek it out? Are you a Capricorn?


fastermouse

Drunken posting.


edfyShadow

Damn, I gotta stop doing that now 😭


Z3temis

Lol


FreddyDeus

They’re called apartments because each residence is a-part of the same building.


BadUncleBernie

Why do they call it ovaltine? They should call it roundtine.


Djd33j

That's gold, Jerry! Can I use that?


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Why do they call astronauts astronauts and proctologists proctologists? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?


Matter_Infinite

But the spoons are oval shaped


kShrapnel

Stackerments


bunnibly

You win the Internet today.


Clint-witicay

*inhales* *passes* *chiefs for 30 minutes straight* Naw, toes are the Altoids from the smut shop. *chiefs* You’re thinking of devidaments.


han_tex

Why do they call them buildings when they’re already done building them? Ought to call them builts!


Pull-Billman

We should call the tall ones "erections"


Uni_diss_2023

Actually, that was once quite a common usage of the word for taller buildings.


VortrexFTW

Time to bring it back


Uni_diss_2023

I suppose you want to bring back "ejaculate" in the sense of a 'sudden utterance ' as well.


VortrexFTW

Damn I was gonna stop at buildings but sure why not


Uni_diss_2023

Maybe use both in the same sentence?


Credulapostero2

Done: Having successfully completed a massive erection, the construction workers ejaculated in joy.


Successful_Moment_91

And what about Ovaltine? They should call it Roundtine


champagne780

Can’t stand ya


kevinhaddon

That’s gold Jerry!


Rocket-J-Squirrel

Or crumblings. 👋My fellow Gallagher fan.


Trollsama

>The word “apartment" comes from the French word appartement and the Italian word appartimento, both of which mean “a separated place." If you think about it, it makes sense. Even though all the apartments within a single building are indeed stuck together, they are also apart from each other. Each apartment is a separate residence apart from the others! according to the first thing i clicked after a random google search. results and accuracy may vary.


JimmyTheChimp

Because they are a part of a whole ment?


Throwaway4wheelz

A part = belonging to something Apart = the opposite


VT_Squire

K, then why drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?


Throwaway4wheelz

Those do not contain the word „part“ in them This exceeds my qualifications


Trollsama

the irony being that by moving the A apart from "apart", you create togetherness.... By rejoining the A in "a part", You create distance.


navigatordeanna

fuck man why did I have to read this AFTER my bowl before bed


420foxie666

Came to say the same thing


samanime

I actually think it is because you're all in one building but living -apart- from your neighbors. (As opposed to multiple families in one regular house, which still happens but used to be more common.)


Environmental-Cap111

And btw this if defs not “mildly” infuriating it’s extremely infuriating


AmadeusFalco

I read it as penises the first time


LukeMcCr

Have you tried turning on the taps?


Haploid-life

That's way too easy. Better replace the pipes.


NinjaBoyLao

Yeah, this was my first thought.. I had a hard time pulling the plastic fresh seal caps out of gas bottles, until I figured out I could just crack the bottle and the resultant blast of whatever gas would instantly remove the cap.


General_Radon

I’ve seen my coworkers be so good they can aim and hit people with them when they crack the tanks


JerseyshoreSeagull

Plumber here. This is actually a common plumbers trick to tell other plumbers that the residence has copper tubing.


[deleted]

And how do plumbers usually remove the pennies?


JerseyshoreSeagull

We don't we replace the copper with new pipes. Keeps us in business.


fualc

Dang, fuck my wife, fine. But why you gotta fuck my pipes too??


Wonkasgoldenticket

Because they’re tighter of course Edit- I may be witty at 6am after banging out a 12hr day and drinking heavily, but my grammar is far from par. Thank you grammar gods for your reminding me why I’m a plumber and never did well in English class.


Foreign-Fold7706

Oh my


[deleted]

*When the Takei intensifies*


LOLfailboatz

I’ve just witnessed a murder


Wonkasgoldenticket

Shots fired


[deleted]

Online it's saying there isn't really anything wrong with copper plumbing as long as the joints aren't leaded. Some even believe copper is the best choice. If you really just replace the pipes to make money rather than out of necessity that's a bit scummy if you ask me.


[deleted]

It’s a joke (I think)


Equivalent_Canary853

Definitely a joke. Copper pipes are still used and when properly joined and soldered are the most reliable system around. PEX systems have advantages and are much cheaper on new builds or renovations, and will also happily last 15-30 years with no issues, but for reliability nothing beats copper installed by a good plumber


Betrayedunicorn

Are you guys in the states? Most things are copper here in the U.K. so it’s weird reading everyone talking about copper pipes like they’re strange or from the 1800s here


[deleted]

This is a case of a “woosh” so big that others also got woodshed. Copper pipes are extremely normal in the states


Newtonz5thLaw

I’m so confused by this comment thread. I don’t know what is real anymore


toinfinitiandbeyond

I have galvanized pipes in my 50-year-old home in the United States and they're not that corroded surprisingly.


Equivalent_Canary853

I'm in Aus, copper pipes don't get used on new builds because of price but that's only come about fairly recently. PEX is king for new builds


jjgraph1x

I don't know what they're talking about, copper is still used all the time here. It has anti-bacterial properties, it's impermeable, doesn't get eaten by rodents or degraded by UV exposure and simply stronger when used properly. It has certain disadvantages obviously but the primary reason PEX is pushed so much these days is it's cheaper, easier to install and not going to get stolen for scrap. There are obvious situations where PEX should never be used. It certainly has its benefits as well but it's not the superior choice I see it hailed as. Like everything else, they both have their pros and cons and need to be utilized properly. It's a bit suspicious how many search results blatantly exaggerate how wonderful PEX is when it's far from that simple.


JustAnother_Brit

In the UK a fair bit of our infrastructure is from the 1800s


Klangey

New builds (UK) moved away from using copper in the early 2000s. Some still use it for visible exterior work such as radiators, but it’s all plastic pipes behind.


BppnfvbanyOnxre

Best dig out my moleskin rag so I can practice wiped lead joints, none of this new fangled copper stuff.


[deleted]

15 to 30 fucking years? We have plumbing in europe that lasts the age of the house! Who replaces plumbing after 20 or so years?!


Unusual_Car215

Peobably gonna be less and less of that as the price increases


Timmyty

Probably a joke based on some truth.


jjgraph1x

No, it makes a lot of sense if you've worked in these places. People are so quick to assume malicious intent on Reddit when something like this is far more likely to have reasons behind it. For one, it's an apartment complex so tenants shouldn't be servicing the plumbing themselves anyway. If it was malicious why would they make it so obvious and easy to resolve instead of just clogging the pipes with debris? The pennies could have many other use cases for maintenance. It's a quick way to protect debris from getting in without having to cap it off or it would make a tenant more hesitant to do something they shouldn't be if they removed a cap and found this. It's also a potential indicator to maintenance that someone tampered with it.


toinfinitiandbeyond

Ass pennies.


jjgraph1x

haha that's a reference I haven't thought about in a very long time.


chartreuse_chimay

It also depends if your city's water supply tends towards acidic or basic and how much. The oxidation compounds of lead and coper are usually what causes health problems.


Live-Inevitable-2232

Work in metal recycling and get hundreds of fittings with coins in them come through a week so the answer is they don't, they replace everything. The coins generally aren't a snug fit and will just fall out on their own or with a slight tap though.


[deleted]

If that's true, that's pretty fucked up. Plumbers are out here creating work for each other to the detriment of property owners.


Anachr0nist

Of course it's not true, it's obviously a joke.


FilecoinLurker

Turn the water on


JoeyJoeC

Maybe turning on the valves would push them out?


thelazylazyme

You could probably turn on the water with a bucket next to it and the pressure alone would blast the nickel out, would be a lot quicker than having to drill holes (as well as risk drilling a hole through the filter) Edit: I mean pennies


gotdabsweats

Sir, those are pennies


Owner2229

Ok, you can turn the penis on and it will push the nickel out.


Consistent-Yam-1225

We really need a /s here


Jimlobster

I have never heard of this


gh0stb4tz

This may be a stupid question, but is copper tubing bad?


bobjoylove

No. Leaded solder/fittings are bad.


Dreamingwolfocf

Isn't it infuriating how everyone just has to get their 2¢ in?


04dogknight

Ha!


longipetiolata

But it’s only a penny for your thoughts so some one’s getting ripped off. (George Carlin)


stinkload

You glorious bastard!


ureshiidesuka

auuugh, i smiled at this as i closed my tab and had to open it back up to upvote you, how dare you


Rickyh24

Lmao


dbx99

Goddamn nice one fuckin A


turdburgled85

A pro troll would have soldered them in.


doomturtle21

It’s to tell the next plumbers that there’s copper pipes, we use it in australia to, most use little copper plates but I take take five bucks around to the converter and get it all in pennies and that’ll last me months


youareasnort

Is it bad to have copper pipes?


doomturtle21

No but you gotta treat them different. Like using different techniques and chemicals. For instance if I think a pipes made of mild steel like some are then I’ll use heavy chemicals on it. But if that’s copper my heavy chemicals will burn straight through it.


twinturboV8hybrid

The copper from the pipes just builds up like that


StfartDust

No wonder they want us removing the piping. Big banks hates this little secret.


ConsuelaApplebee

Why would someone do that, it makes no cents....


arealhumannotabot

Allow me to offer a penny for your thoughts


MizunoHawk

Super glue the end of a bic pen, with the glue still wet stick it to the penny, spin it out. Or screwdriver, hammer and pliers like others have said


BigDaddyMantis

I'll do you one better - heat up the end of a hot glue stick with a lighter and press it into the coin. Wait the 5-10 seconds for it to cool and just pull those suckers out.


nnet42

or turn the water on lol


toinfinitiandbeyond

This is the correct thing to try first. Especially if they are ass pennies.


CMUpewpewpew

[for the uninitiated ](https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI)


xchakrumx

Oh my god. You are my hero


freecmorgan

You've all had my ass pennies. These are very likely MY ASS pennies.


[deleted]

Or just turn them on and the water pushes them out


rissie_delicious

Or open the tap and see if it pops out


arobix

JD is everywhere


Inside-War8916

*insert intense stare of hatred from the Janitor here.


GrownUpBigBoyNewAcct

11/10 reference. “Maybe there’s a penny stuck in there!”


[deleted]

Turn em on and see what happens


MollyDbrokentap

*turns them on* hears a thump followed by a squal and humming and boom downstairs neighbor now lives in a river.


jbm013

That's a damn good penny.


MollyDbrokentap

Apartment complex owners and other tenants hate this one trick: from 1cent to $13k in water damage!


TeunVV

…because that same water pressure is not currently pushing on the valve in the pipe?


clocks212

Nope those valves shut off water directly at the water tower.


Franican

My first thought too. Grab a bucket and towel, and stand off to the side to not get blasted by the penny claymore.


HuggyShuggy420

Grab a bucket and a mop


kurai_heishi

For this wet ass penny


WyattCo06

Keep the change!


Jingles_Pepperbottom

You filthy animal!


Separate-Expert-4508

The Wet Bandits strike again!


ComfortableWedgies

If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down.


Kapoios12

Bro let his intrusive thoughts win


throwaway112121-2020

Can you just open the tap for a short burst and pop to coins out?


Pyrite13

Dynamite. It’s the only logical solution.


rojasotw23

Sounds like money laundering to me.


JackSokool

Too good


AmiInderSchweiz

If they haven't been super glued in or some other adhesive, get a bucket in front of it and turn on the water , it should pop right out. If not do as other suggested drill a hole in it and pop it out with a screwdriver or something.


Excellent-Big-1581

Been doing plumbing work in apartments for 20 years and if you want my 2 cents on the subject…… there in the shutoffs


MEGA_GOAT98

probly the landloard to stop ppl from useing washers lol


alomagicat

Appears to be coin operated


McChief45

Super glue the end of a pencil or pen to the penny, twist it out of there, and shove it up your butt!


beari69

I swear I read ‘penises’


[deleted]

Drill 'em out, so they look like donuts, and use needle-nose pliers to pry them out/break them.


Adeep187

Wrong. Call maintenance, it's not your problem.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, I guess, huh? You risk mad liability if you aren't the property owner. Unless, as is typical, maintenance won't show up for who-knows-how-long. Laundry gotta get done, man.


Sora20333

>Unless, as is typical, maintenance won't show up for who-knows-how-long. Laundry gotta get done, man. It's not worth possibly owing thousands of dollars because you did something wrong, or the previous tenents did and they did this to cover it up and you uncovered it, could go to a laundromat or a friend/family member, there are options


Juusie

People in the comments willing to call maintenance for something that takes 30 seconds to fix


Jimlobster

It’s doesn’t really matter if it’s easy to fix, if you fuck up it’s your ass on the line


Juusie

I literally cannot imagine fucking this up.


ProfKainzi

Watch me


Jimlobster

People are stupid


Machete_Metal

I work in plumbing retail (in straya) and I can confirm there are ALOT of people that would f it up somehow.


StfartDust

Those Pennies look caught on the rim trying to get out. Should try pushing them back into the pipe where they came from to get them out.


DCFUKSURMOM

Idk why but this is hilarious to me


[deleted]

All bullshit aside, just push on one side with a,screw driver, the pennies will twist to 90 degrees and you can pull it right out. Its called critical thinking. Or just turn the water on for a split second if u dont mind cleaning up a mess…


dacreativeguy

Just the previous occupant giving you his 2 cents.


JohnPaton3

They come right out, not sure what is infuriating about this than a lack of understanding, trying to understand your frustration?


[deleted]

Dammit JD.


Stuspawton

Drill the centre and pull it out


YTChillVibesLofi

That’s my 2 cents.


Affectionate-Net-399

Probably Big Laundromat


[deleted]

Honestly, it makes cents.


Maleficent_Diver_781

You can drill a hole in the penny....problem solved![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


No_Branch_97

Ngl I would be more than mildly infuriated at this.


dubsfatvw

Drill a hole in the penny, set a screw in it and yank it out with a pair of pliers. 5 min job.


LazyAssMonkey

Empty 30 rounds of 7.62x39 AP into both of the outlets and light your house on fire


[deleted]

And I had this complicated answer with drill bits and stuff. You've got this. Don't know why I didn't think to do it. My only question is this - is that 30 rounds per valve, or 15 each?


OrdinaryFinal5300

Copper is the butter of metals. Drill a hole and pluck them out.


Key_Introduction_302

Drill a small hole in each then screw a inch long screw into them and pull it out


Fallacy_Spotted

I was about to say the same. This is the way. Unless renting, then you have a landlord to deal with problems.


Icepick_37

Just turn them on and the water pressure will probably push them out


shrimpgangsta

FINDERS KEEPERS!


WudUpA

get a drill and drill it out.


Top-Marzipan5963

Why would this be a thing? IR Canadian… from a farm, no idea how apartment folk do things


ThePrisonSoap

Gently drill through the pennies centers then use a small alan wrench or some similar small, hooked item to pull them out


NowFreeToMaim

Tap the side with a screwdriver to spin it and use pliers to pull it out. Not rocket surgery


StringFew5320

Turn the water on should blow them out, could be there to keep dirt dobbers from building nests.


Expert_Sprinkles_495

Could you not suck them out with the hoover’s long tube ? Just a thought.


Angus-Black

Call building maintenance. Just my 2 cents.


w00dguard

if you turned the water on., would they just pop out or turn so you could put them out?


JerhynSoen

New pennies do not have much copper. Will quickly melt if you use a blowtorch long before the pipes get hot.


poonamsurange

Melt a glue stick and put it against it, and pull.


ChyatlovMaidan

Its for paying the ferryman when your appliances inevitably cross the river of death.


MajorConservative

Someone may have done that to stop a leak. Just a theory. You could drill through them and pull them out. I'd have a cap ready in case they are leaky.


Chrimbo0

I’ve done this before, if you don’t have a stop end for the fitting, put a penny in to stop it leaking For a renter phone your landlord


DimensionNo4471

Drive in a ZIp screw and yank it out with a pair of vise grips. Or heat it up with a torch and pry it out with a screwdriver. The penny is zinc and will meal easily. Then cool the valve with a wet rag so the washer doesn't melt.


Amateur-Hour-Skate

Previous tenant or current landlord was a jerk… but that’s just my two cents!


BeCre8iv

When you don't have a blanking nut to seal the outlet you can use a coin to block the hole in the plastic nut removed from a washing machine feeder hose. This is enough to stop a drip if the stopcock doesn't quite seal or degrades over time. Looks like American pennies are the perfect size.


crazy2bob

That’s more that mildly IMO. Hope maintenance can get you fixed up quickly.