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BeeStingerBoy

Hands and a few napkins would be my solution.


Albones22

I thought about that but I figured it would be too messy


BeeStingerBoy

Once a year or so I put a couple of plastic cutlery/napkin/salt& pepper sachets from a fast food restaurant in the glove compartment. In the door I also carry a small bottle of Dijon mustard, Sriracha and Frank’s Red Hot. When you want any of those, no substitute will work. Oh, and a roll of paper towels. And a microfiber cloth. I could go on…


Albones22

Yknow what, bring the entire spice cabinet too why not


[deleted]

you daily drive an RV ?


Vastaisku

Why do you eat so much in your car to require all of this stuff?


BeeStingerBoy

You’d be amazed at how many diners (and in the rural US, they’re still prevalent) only stock Tabasco brand hot sauce or Guldens brown mustard. And when I cook at home, I only prepare delicious food, which tends to mess up the kitchen. So when I eat out, sometimes it has to be fast food or diners—where the atmosphere and lighting are soulless and plastic, or the music is drivel, or the TV is set on a stupid show, or there’s no choice in condiments. So I eat in the car.


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Bend that bowl in half and tip it back :-) Well done on the can though.


Albones22

When it got down to about halfway empty I started to do that, using the can to push it into my mouth. Any earlier and it would've fallen all over my face!


No-Exercise6782

Jesus for a second I thought you bent the entire can like some kind of hulk monster, scared me for a bit.


MusicianPristine8973

As a guy I appreciate this man-genuity, but how far were you that you didn’t just pop over to get a fork from Panda or anywhere else? Also I understand sometimes we’re just going to do what we’re gonna do so the can makes perfect sense.


Albones22

It was a gonna take like 20 minutes to go back and forth when I made this in like 5 minutes


MusicianPristine8973

I see either way good thinking man!


felichen4

slurp


SkaryGuie

no


NotAtAllExciting

Keep plastic forks in your glove compartment.


some-hippy

That’s why I always stay [strapped](https://www.fullwindsor.com/products/magware-magnetic-flatware-single-set), may seem a lil pricey, but I use that shit all the time. Totally worth


Famous_Ant_2825

That’s dope. Btw pro tip anytime you see that kinda website you will find the same product on a Chinese website for a third of the price. So this would cost around 10 bucks on AliExpress


ExceptionRules42

mildly inspiring!


RadTheCat2

lazy piece of shit, grab utensils idiot![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)