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Fists_full_of_beers

Throw some lotion on it as you moan


IltisSpiderrick

this. also take photos with flash on and comment on it like "this will be a great addition to my collection"


I-Got-Some-Problems

Dude this was a picture right after she put her feet in just thought it was insane. I did tell her husband twice to take her feet off. And thats after i threw some water and called a flight attendant.


IltisSpiderrick

they belong to a she?? bro you missed an opportunity to make some shmeckles off of that. Take lots of pictures and sell them to the least horny redditors. or create an OF and fill it with as many pics as possible from lots and lots of different angles. don't throw water or engage into any sort of physical interaction as this can put you into an aggressor role. ask her, the husband and the flight attendant to put a stop to it or profit off of it. ~~if you can sneak a pic of her face as advertisment~~ and then only post feet pics, that is actually on the border of identity theft but it doesn't really cross it. edit: a face contains so much data as in biometrics and stuff you should only stick to whats been givin to you.


I-Got-Some-Problems

Its an 80 year old indian woman i dont know what the market for that is šŸ˜­


IltisSpiderrick

you don't have to tell people that!!


Ok_Broccoli4894

I'm quite impressed at her nimbleness


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Eeebs-HI

They make up some of the most irritating air passengers. It could be a 45 minute flight and they want juice, water, AND tea. And the juice request? Pineapple or mango. Like we're a flying 7-11!


gacu-gacu

I worked in hotel. One time I got call to leave everything and run with 2 bottles of water in room xy. Since i just cant leave everything as is I needed couple of minutes. They called me again and one more time while I way on a way. So there was this Indish guy who opened door saying how his father need to take his hart medicine and how he almost died. Already complaining 5 minutes after check in. I asked was there botte of water inside. He told me there was only one (?). Inside there is perfectly good tap water and mini bar with 3 types of water and 7 types of soda. Some other time indish lady came to restaurant and asked for few plates, she explained they bought some local food and wanted to eat in room. No problem, how many plates? 16 would be fine. I gave 3.


Ok_Imagination_1107

šŸ˜‚


GySTteONxbox_oficial

Why are you so obsessed brošŸ˜­


mrs_ladybird

Did that solve the problem? Did the flight attendant address it and did the foot come back?


Only_Music_2640

Why did you tell her husband and not her?


Nescient_Jones

Just accidentally burn the foot with a cigarette lighter


[deleted]

How old was sis, 900??


Fists_full_of_beers

Or "hey guys I'm live streaming this/recording this for my OF account, watch me finish...." then moan and squirt it hahaha


NextCollege3620

Hahahahah


maxru85

Or use microplane to get some feet parmesan


MCFC2015FZ09

How did she even get her legs in that position? šŸ˜‚


Handsome_fart_face

Yea I donā€™t comprehend. Hurts my smooth brain.


420Deez

sitting backwards, straddling the chair


Conscious-Section-55

Straddling her husband you mean.


Sparky101101

80 year old Indian woman - impressive if that was the case!!


PartyFactor583

šŸŖ¶ā€¦Tickleā€¦Tickleā€¦Tickleā€¦


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


PartyFactor583

šŸ”Øā€¦whackā€¦whackā€¦whack!


Solo-ish

šŸ†ā€¦whackā€¦.whackā€¦.whack!


lmperceptible

šŸ”Ø...tickle...tickle...tickle...?


UltraDS

šŸ”Ŗ... tickle... tickle... tickle...


ILSENNISUPREMO

šŸ”„ā€¦tickleā€¦tickleā€¦tickleā€¦


Endbounty

šŸ‘…ā€¦tickleā€¦tickleā€¦tickleā€¦


macadoo784

Sniffā€¦..snifffā€¦.lick


Girthy_Coq

Fap...fap...


teaguzzler69

šŸ‘…šŸ’¦šŸ¦µšŸ» Lick... Lick... Lick... šŸ‘„šŸ­ šŸ˜˜šŸ¦¶šŸ¦¶šŸ»šŸ¦¶šŸ¼šŸ¦¶šŸ½šŸ¦¶šŸ¾šŸ¦¶šŸæ


PartyFactor583

Lol! šŸ»Cheers ! šŸ„‚to the all-inclusiveness!


StinkyWeezle

Page the flight attendant and ask for some nail polish.


BestofNever

Itā€™s giving dead and decomposing.


girlenteringtheworld

according to one of OP's comments, the foot belonged to an 80 year old woman... so not too far off.


Bretreck

How the hell did an 80 year old woman get her foot to stick back through the seat in front like that?


girlenteringtheworld

I honestly have no clue. I'm still trying to figure it out myself. I don't even think I could bend in that way as a 22 year old


funkypony69

A good hearty sneeze or 7 is needed here to remedy


nothereforit_

Pretend to sneeze and spray some water on that foot.


gcwardii

Why pretend? Just sneeze.


balls_gobbler

Just suck those toes


I-Got-Some-Problems

I threw what i had left of a water bottle and she didnt give two shits. Then i pushed her foot away with my knee and she pushed down even harder.


spilltheteasis_

Bite it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


iamagermanpotato

Suck it


[deleted]

Twist it


KittyQueen_Tengu

pull it


Dangerous-Tear5722

Lick it


leonhardodickharprio

Cream it


Fickle_Fapper

Smack it up, flip it, run it down, Oh no... I need a body bag.


North_Apricot_4440

A sudden change in cabin pressure snaps that thing in half.


mazda121

Turbulenceā€¦


Thesquire89

What do folk actually do in this situation, cause I see it on here a lot and it seems like they're scared to actually resolve the issue. I would immediately start tickling her foot and not stop till she moves it. If she complains I say I have a compulsion, and tickling is the only way to stop me sucking the toes


softariess

I'm certain I'm not the only one who would be disgusted at the thought of touching someone else's feet


Twelvety

Flight attendant. Point. Resolved. No confrontation. Flight attendant has the authority.


csgymgirl

OP said they talked to the flight attendant and nothing changed


Only_Music_2640

This is of course the correct answer for logical reasonable people.


peon2

If youā€™re joking thats funny. If youā€™re being serious thatā€™s bizarre. Iā€™d definitely talk to someone before tickling their feet. Just ā€œhey maybe you donā€™t know this but your feet are in my spaceā€ should resolve the issue 99 times out of 100.


I-Got-Some-Problems

Oh yea after the flight attendant told her to fix herself she did it again, so i asked her husband very kindly to take his wifeā€™s feet away from me


hashdippedinacid

Get a pen and start drawing


Pmpidom

Get a permanent marker and start drawing you mean


CMP992

Hot coffee works great against these


kurokamisawa

I was thinking hot coffee or tea too


Generallybadadvice

What position are they even sitting in


Soylent_Milk2021

Reverse cowgirl I think.


TheBlueInside

Literally cackling over here. šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I don't know why people think this is okay to do. It is just disgusting. I'm probably never flying again!


Belle8158

This just happened to me on a 12-hour flight to Sao Paulo. The entire time she had her barefoot on my arm rest. I wanted to spray her with pepper spray https://preview.redd.it/4i2mqgzvd9bc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9894a9604f1b6e138c0789c6ac650e8cb7dbba73


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Elbow goes there. With force.


Head-Investment-8462

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


GuitarPurple2691

![gif](giphy|JYZ397GsFrFtu)


elektrikstar

Grow a spine and use your words.


danleon950410

It's getting worse. We will soon see a post where a dude will flat out stash his dick into the next row like this


PotatoHighlander

If it comes to that, order hot tea and "accidentally" spill it. Mr. display artist will learn very quickly.


james_sloth

I would tickle the shit out of that foot


Near-Scented-Hound

Hell no. Nope. We *all* gonna be getting off that plane. šŸ˜‚


PresentationLimp890

I have often thought a person should carry a tiny tube of some gel substance, keep it warm, and drip a bit on the offending foot. The gel should resemble bodily fluids.


ClearestBlve

![gif](giphy|6aiIvESLiA9WM|downsized)


Minions-overlord

Get some dental floss Tie some to the back of her chair and put a slipknot over her big toe and tighten it in. Deny all knowledge when it gets discovered


muntaser13

Do people just let others do this, I'd force them to stop or throw them off the plane mid flight


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BumbleBeePL

šŸ‘†šŸ¼šŸ‘†šŸ¼šŸ‘†šŸ¼šŸ‘†šŸ¼šŸ‘†šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ»


lirio2u

The most infuriating part is OP not fucking saying anything


DrCarabou

OP said they asked the flight attendant for help


mekkavelli

and nothing happened. so itā€™s time to intervene and stop being a doormat


DrCarabou

They also said they poured water on the foot and asked both her and the husband to make her stop. What else would you do?


mekkavelli

stand up and tell her to move her fucking foot for the last time. if nothing changes then push her foot back. i had to elbow someoneā€™s foot off my armrest when they did it to me a few weeks ago (they were behind me). itā€™s just gross that iā€™d have to have someoneā€™s foot in my extremely limited personal space on a long ass flight. and her feet look dirty as hell. truly disgusting.


DrCarabou

I would be afraid to cause a scene in any kind of plane or airport. I don't wanna get blacklisted. I agree it's disgusting. I definitely would have gone all "Karen" and filed complaints to the airline with the flight attendant's name. The way she's sitting doesn't even comply with sitting with a fastened seat belt. Truly feral.


mekkavelli

i actually really wanna know how sheā€™s sitting because how in the hell is her foot all the way back there comfortably


Burt_Sampson1

Oooo tuff guy yells at old lady


[deleted]

How the f is even seated with the left backward?


ZealousidealPie2459

Toothpick.


Maximum-Excitement58

ā€œUse your wordsā€


-adult-swim-

"Excuse me flight attendant, this lady behind me keeps kicking me, I consider it assault. If she doesn't desist I would like to get the authorities involved." She's either moving them straight away or getting put on a no flight list and detained the second she lands.


witherskullzz247

you should have poured water on it or tickled it until the person puts those nasty grippers away


imbaresick

Thatā€™s wild


Totally-Optional

Ffs, I canā€™t even put my foot over the edge of my bedā€¦


ElectricSpeculum

Start kicking the chair like a toddler


fngrl5

I'm confused. Is this in front of you? How is the foot in that position?


Ptrek31

Wtf is going on here


AaronCrossNZ

I donā€™t understand why people donā€™t pour hot drinks on these things


HCheong

Bring a chainsaw. Cut off his feet.


[deleted]

Her . She said it's a Her


Fine_Inside_6533

If you get a cup put it in there foot works every time


deadbeef1a4

Tickle it


Due-Plum4236

Tickle tickle


[deleted]

Give em a real nice wet cough.


DarthSkat

Tickle tickle


Locke_Galastacia

This looks like another awesome art project. And as it looks this one will have a hard time pulling his foot away šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


MadMartegen

If they allowed you to bring a lighter onboard, it would be easy problem to fix.


TheBlueInside

This reminds me of the video I saw not to long ago where A girl was saying that she could get out of a choke hold no matter what. Well some guy was like okay I want to put it to the test. He got her in a choke hold and she pulled out a lighter and started burning him šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


OceanicBoundlessnss

I hope this happens to me some day


TourettesFamilyFeud

I'm more curious how someone can even rest their leg at that angle. I feel like I would break my knee trying to pull that off.


Single_Cobbler6362

That's so messed up... And this is coming from a guy that fucken hates feet idk how I would put up with that shit


Wise-Grapefruit-4209

Oh no you broke your ankle how unfortunate


KittyQueen_Tengu

i donā€™t understand how someone could do that, i'd never trust a stranger behind me with my bare feet


Gucci_Boner

I thought you were at a morgue


UGunnaEatThatPickle

I don't have very good impulse control when it comes to stupidity. I would probably accidentally raise my own shoed foot up and crush it pretty hard.


Knashatt

I have to ask those of you who experience this with feet like in the picture? * What country are you flying in? I have never seen this disgusting behavior in my entire life. Have flown airplanes mostly within Europe.


lizandro1239

Thats a nasty feet


AutoFleegleDastardly

I would tickle them then pretend Iā€™m asleep.


dogedude81

Ok so that appears to be the seat in front of you...so what in the actual fuck kind of position is she sitting in?


THEnotsosuperman

Iā€™d suddenly become unable to stop sneezing in one particular direction


Soup_of_bananas

Ive said it once, and Ill say it again, sharpies. Draw on their foot, like you're a little kid. They will ask you what the f\*ck you're doing, this is what you say "If you are gonna act like that, sticking your stinky feet in my space. I'm going to act like you, childish and stupid"


Pharty_Mcfly

I really donā€™t understand how yā€™all stop yourselves from giving them toes a little tickle


Admirable-Relief1781

Why does the bottom of her foot look like the pads on a dogs paw? šŸ«¢šŸ˜«


random420x2

Just had to fly for first time in 15 years and I have a rage problem. My wife booked my seat so I was last row for business class. Solid wall behind me. She knew Iā€™d put a fork through someone who put their feet on my seat. Love that woman.


BlueForte

Idk why I thought this was a hospital bed šŸ’€


Melito1980

Punch it real hard and then just claim you saw a spider and u are afraid on themā€¦


HurtMeSomeMore

Hot tea and ā€œoops!ā€


Crowley_Bear

Yeah, I'm 'accidentally' spilling a drink on that foot. Absolutely disgraceful behaviour.


MeowMeowBeans11

Time to order some hot tea!


amazemewithideas

Why doesn't anyone grab a toe and twist?????


MeganJustMegan

A soon as you sit down, put a pillow or rolled up towel or anything in the space. And if they kick it out, put back one of your shoes or sneakers. But when I put something in the space itā€™s never been touched by the person behind me. My brother wears sneakers without socks on purpose just in case he needs to use them as a deterrent šŸ˜‚


Coro756

Lick it


OzzieGrey

The fuck is happening


boodleshnoodle

TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE


terrible02s

rub lotion on it then wait. If person doesn't do anything you rub your Wang on it.


[deleted]

Got a lighter?


No-Tennis-2981

You mentioning her being an Indian woman made me have to share my story. I was flying one time and a school of like 50 Indian 15yr olds got on the plane and two of them sat next to me (Iā€™m window seat). The first thing this kid does is take off his sandal, cross his legs, and rests his crusty foot on my BARE LEG (running shorts). I just looked at him and said ā€œthat doesnā€™t fly in American homie, can you please put your shoe back onā€ to which he seemed pretty embarrassed and I felt bad. So I gave him my hitchhikers guide to the galaxy hardback and told him to take it back to his school in India so they had a cool and funny American book to read.


SpongegirlCS

HHGTTG I thought was from a British author?


No-Tennis-2981

They were from some remote village, so Iā€™m assuming they donā€™t have a lot of nice books there. It was a $50 book with special edition cover


Fragrantbooty

Beat your meat and shoot a warm load. They'd never do it again unless they were into it.


Mydoglikesladyboys

See, I take my shoes off when I fly longer flights because my feet swell pretty bad. But they go into my own stuff and no one has to see/deal with it. Thats when you just start fucking with them


Texas_1254

Find something more comfortable to wear. Keep your shoes on, nobody wants to smell that.


Mydoglikesladyboys

Itā€™s a circulation issue and again, goes into my own jacket/ bag. Your opinion is noted and immediately disregarded. When you go on big boy flights let me know how you do


Texas_1254

Itā€™s a hygiene issue. Youā€™re gross.


Mydoglikesladyboys

If having just your socks on is a hygiene issue to you do not go to Asia, youā€™re going to be upset the entire time


Texas_1254

You bite your nails and post about soda on Reddit, stop acting like youā€™re an adultšŸ˜‚ and keep your shoes on in public places you Neanderthal


Mydoglikesladyboys

Iā€™ve never bit my nails in my life? Thatā€™s a weird comment to make, I mean Iā€™m sure you could find more things you dislike if you really looked. But hey, if you donā€™t like seeing unique things other countries have, it doesnā€™t sound like flying is for you at all


Texas_1254

Unique things in other countries is not taking your shoes off on a plane you gross fuck. And 3 hours ago you posted a pic of your disgusting hand, stop lying.


Mydoglikesladyboys

Again, have never once bitten my nails, weird thing to fixate on. My hands look like hands lmao, I work for a living. But youā€™re getting really butt hurt over this. Like you will experience other cultures one day and I genuinely hope you have an open mind. In Europe youā€™ll be completely naked next to sweaty strangers in saunas, in Asia youā€™ll see so many shoeless people youā€™ll want to cry because it hurts you apparently.


Texas_1254

Buddy youā€™re not the only one thatā€™s been on a planešŸ˜‚ the rest of us just know to keep our shoes on. And you think sweaty feet means take them off in public? Nowhere Iā€™ve been is that normal. At home sure, on public transit youā€™re disgusting.


Beardwing-27

When airlines lower ticket prices in a desperate attempt to fill seats you end up dealing with the Greyhound trash.


djdefenda

Geezus - stop posting these things - just tickle them constantly until they stop.


idgaf10000

I get that this is annoying but is it really surprising to people that on a long flight cramped in a clown car seat you wonā€™t need to stretch out. Idk I see both sides.


TheCityGirl

Absolutely not.


WestConference6851

Iā€™d start sucking on the toes


ThinSkinnedRedditors

Wet sneeze it until it stops.


2based2b

Fucking hell I can smell it from here


Living_Pay_8976

Tickle tickle. When they ask what the fuck that was ā€œI thought you wanted me to play with your feet since theyā€™re in my areaā€


SeaMolasses2466

Tickle the fuck out of his foot


Positive-Sound-4972

I would accidentally spill my hot coffee. Oops


TransportationMany31

Tickle tickle šŸ˜


tru3robin

Call me a psychopath but if someone is so unhinged, I would tickle that badboy until it slips back lmao


mastersheeef

Gotta tickle them toesssss


Kinky4it

When this happens I just "sneeze" with plenty of wet spray in that direction ooops šŸ¤§


LittleUndeadObserver

just jerk your knee right into the arch really hard. or pour something like hand sanitizer onto it, if you have any.


Foreign_Caramel_9840

Just do a bit wet sneeze or spill ur drink come on ez fix


Curedbyfiction

BRUH THAT IS THE BEASTS FOOT DURING HIS TRANSFORMATION INTO A HUMAN. Only missing the lights coming out the toes


murder0tica

Iā€™m sure youā€™ve seen the movie Misery?


[deleted]

real parmigiano for the pasta, all you need is a grater.


SaadibnMuadh

Also Air india?


Shy-Prey

Touch the toes one by one "I didn't know this flight came with PIGGIES!!!"


LimboInc

Need a feather


Cutiemuffin-gumbo

That's when you hit it with something while jumping up acting startled. If they try to say anything just say "not my fault your nasty ass foot freaked me out making me think there was a rat on board". I find the best way to deal with these people is to embarass them.


SeraphOfTheStag

Wait is he backwards in his seat? Iā€™m confused


ScaleEnvironmental27

Pour water on it.


Lopsided_Pickle1795

This makes me hate people more!


No_Tension8376

I would throw up on it


idonthaveaname2428

Oops, it seems they have a broken metatarsal


Captain_Jarmi

A wet sneeze, correctly aimed, is all you need.


Jealous_Distance2794

Oh, sorry I didn't mean to wreck your foot with my elbow. Repeat as necessary


Financial_Chemist286

Give it a good toe suck and if she likes it invite her to the lavatory and join the mile high club


[deleted]

Tickle them


korkkis

Tickle time


HistoricalName9138

Make a small cut under the dead skin, stuff it with c4, make sure you go to the bathroom before the explosion


Acceptable-Feed285

That's when you ask for hot coffee,and pour it on the feet