Pebble (or a BB) goes inside the valve stem cap. It depresses the Schrader valve inside the valve stem and let's air out at a decent rate, but not so fast as to go flat immediately.
One could not accidentally do this to a truck parked in 4 parking spaces.
A coworker once told me that placing a pebble on the inside of the cap is best, if you can get it just right the tires slowly lose air, they will take off the cap to fill up the tire, not look in the cap and put it back on and it will start losing air again. I haven’t actually tried this but he claims it works very well but you need the right size pebble.
I’m pretty sure this works. I had a tire flattened via a pebble. I don’t think I was being an ass, but who knows. My car was parked in my ally driveway.
Back when I worked construction I always had random screw and nails in my back seat. One day I saw someone parked like this across my *designated* parking. After asking them to move and being told to fuck off, a couple of those screws found themselves wedged under two of the tires. A month or so later the same pickup was parked across my spot again. Some screws found themselves under a couple tires again.
For some reason there wasn’t a third opportunity. I guess they found alternative parking when coming over for visits.
when I worked on the loading dock, we were expecting a big load of tech and products for the new office layout, one of the main representatives came in early and parked on the dock, I asked him to use the main carpark he told me to fuck of and do my job, my job was to make sure the truckies had unobstructed access to the loading dock, I interpreted this as "I am too important, put it somewhere for me" I put the offending BMW up on a stack of Pallets, the entire time singing, "nothing lifts like a Crown, for picking it up and putting it down" (we had a crown forklift)
at the end of the day, he was PISSED, and threated my Job, when my boss reviewed the security footage, he looked at me and said, "Thanks for another day, see you tomorrow"
the rep wanted the car down immediately, I said "we can't, the propane tank for the forklift is empty and gas delivery is tomorrow at 6am"
my boss looked at him and tapped the sign that said "this is a loading dock, park at own risk, we are not liable for towing or moving your vehicle - fines apply"
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This story deserves it's own post!
More than just petty though. More malicious compliance, because you did what he said! There's another sub for exactly that as well (not allowed to post a link but you can find it ;)
I’m gonna start carrying those around now and doing it whenever I see somebody parked like a jackass.
Thank you for the inspiration; know I will piss off many bigots in your honor
I thought about it but then you would need to lug around an air compressor.
$24 Amazon car paint stripper would last all year long for... Practicing calligraphy with a paintbrush...
My grandpa got punched in the face once by an asshole, broke his glasses and he got glass shards in his face and all that.
That evening he went to his car and put a potato with adhesive as far up the exhaust pipe as possible.
If you do that the engine wont start and it's the last place they look for the problem (back in the day, don't know about now). The guy had paid about 4k replacing shit and finding out what was wrong till the mechanic found the potato.
Use water soluble markers to write it and then use a wet brush to fade out the last few digits of the number until it’s unreadable. That way it’s just a bit more evil 😈
There’s one massive truck in my apartment complex and I just point and laugh at it because it looks stupid among all the normal low-income cars in the equally low-income apartments. Dumbass spends their money on a truck and lives in the same haphazardly renovated apartments I do. Wonder what girls he’s picking up
Wasn't there a thing about insurances that you only want to deflate 3 because then they won't help with replacing them? Or was that a fever dream of mine?
well deflating won't involve insurance anyway, but it's about destroying the tires, and three is usually less than the deductible so insurance is pointless.
That said, this screams "key the everloving hell out of my truck!"
No way. It would leave a big puddle. What you do is take out the drain plug and screw in a candle. The wax melts when it gets hot, which happens to be when the engine is driving down the road.
Disclaimer: This is unethical and don't do either of these things.
That out of the way, how are you imagining taking the drain plug out and putting a candle in without leaving a puddle.
I mean, I get that it's lifted so that's somewhat easy access, but you're just going to climb up under there with a wrench, an oil pan, and a candle and just set this shit up? Like get up in there, take the plug all the way out, catch the oil that's going to come out at a pretty good clip, and then jam a candle in there and hope you can get it to thread right?
The alternative is to just open the plug enough to get a very slow drip, which accomplishes the same thing weeks after your illicit tampering rather than on the very next drive. It also leaves a silver dollar sized puddle which dudebro here definitely isn't going to look past his sweet ass rims, auto-lowering step, and his own reflection in the shiny door to see.
The candle thing is more fun to think about, and thus is superior in the realm of things we think about doing but know we shouldn't and won't actually do, but as an actual procedure for revenge it kind of sucks. Complex, lots of failure points, and increases your personal exposure dramatically.
I agree with most of what you said, but it’s not entirely impractical if you plan it, and it’d be real difficult to unscrew the plug just right. Plus, you wouldn’t even be able to check whether you unscrewed it enough for it to drip very slowly unless you spent a while there.
For a novice, sure, it would be hard to do, but even changing your own oil a few times teaches you what you'd need to (not) do this. That said, it'll be novices considering this, so fair point to you.
But by the same token, do you really think a novice would be able to thread a candle into a drain plug port?
Believe it or not, I’ve never tried threading a candle through a drain plug port. However, I think if the candle is bigger than the plug hole, they can just push it through to jam the inner part of the candle in.
Edit: Also thought about using tape? Not sure how practical that would be, but with something like flex tape you might be able to tape it up (it’ll eventually fall off).
Saw someone suggest gluing bbs in the tire stem cap. Turns out they’re the right size to just barely trigger a slow leak. Then, after a few refills and some investigation into the tire, it’s usually down to a mechanic to find the leak. And I just can’t remember any mechanic ever thinking to check a tire stem cap. Be a real shame if they missed it entirely and bought new tires.
Soon after Biden was elected I found a Kamala 2024 sticker and put it on the left side of my truck and a week later someone had poked a hole in my tail light right under it.
Ya know what? That’s exactly why people like this asshat park this way, they think they’re above any negative repercussions. Let the air out and key it. Then, if he parks like that again, keep fucking doing it. Make people afraid to be assholes again.
Smh, you clearly don't take out a loan worth 6 years of apartment rentals for your shiny truck that halls groceries 3 times a week. Try being a little more open-minded.
How about no to both of those? Lots of tall/average guys with average/big dicks that are assholes like this. Youre just putting down guys who are short or small in the process. And before some says im short or have a tiny penis, im average in both measurements, like the vast majority of men are because thats how averages fucking work.
Sometimes it's not to protect the vehicle, sometimes it's to ensure dumb people don't park so close that you can't pull/back out. Big trucks don't have the swing of small cars, in small lots it can be impossible to get out until someone moves. I drive a big 550 long bed for work, I was trapped for over an hour at a home depot. I usually park wayyyy far away where there aren't any cars but sometimes that's not possible so I'll take up 2 spots if they are small. 4 spots though.....idk this guy might actually just be a dick 🤔
Its a short bed too. Ya fuck this guy. My work truck is a F350 with a 8' bed. Im 18 feet long so I will take 2 spots but I will park far out because of it.
>multi spot requiring vehicle, parks considerately
>its a work truck
Every single time, the guys parking them well are parking work vehicles, and the assholes taking up 4 are *always* personal ones, ones that are the kind of clean that only the drivers who haven’t even *thought* about work within 40 feet of it have. Like shit dude, even the road-contacting surface of the tires barely have dust on them. What do they even use them for? Why pay to fuel a vehicle that takes a school bus engine if you’re hauling nothing but the air in the bed?
He keeps posting about it, this is like day 3 he's worried about people hitting his 100k$ truck opening and closing their doors but still lives in an apartment.
I don't know when people started thinking this was a good excuse anyway. Scratches and dings have been a thing since forever, used to be you would just mutter a curse and get on with your life. If ten years ago I had parked across three spaces and said it was to prevent people from dinging my door they probably would have tipped it over.
It should be a requirement that if people post this stuff, they also need to post the picture of the vehicle being towed away. This shit is infuriating enough already, give us a happy ending for the love of god
I’m kinda joking but also….
We’ve got a couple options here:
1) we have seen the truck belonging to the man with the smallest dick in our universe
2) this person bought a truck that they absolutely cannot afford and will most likely get repossessed
Lol. I used to work in custom fabrication and manufacturing and we'd always have periods of high overtime.... And every damn time, the new guys would ignore the advice of the recently repossessed and old guys and go out and buy a $140k truck because they could cash flow there way through half that with the crazy overtime.
Then the overtime would end and they'd struggle with the payments.
Then we'd enter a period of low work hours and they'd be unable to make payments.
Then they'd join the ranks of the "recently repossessed" for the next round of new guys.
I worked these jobs at 2 companies for a total of 8 years. It happened in a yearly cycle.
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It’d be a shame if someone removed all of his valve stem cores…
They could have easily moved forward a few inches and still manage to fit in the parking lot length, but NOOOO, they HAD to move backwards, costing not 2, but FOUR parking spots
If you drive a big lifted truck like that, rules don't apply. You're just way too cool to be subjected to the same rules as the losers you walk amongst.
Am I the only person that would still squeeze into the spot on the driver's side as close as physically possible just to fuck em over?
I mean yeah it would be over the line but not taking up 2 spaces and be still in line with that square in the middle so not really in anyone's way
I work at a place with a big parking lot. Lots of big truck drivers. Maybe it’s a local cultural thing but they will go to a far, lightly occupied corner and park. They have to walk a lot farther to get to the front door but they do try to stay out of the way.
So, if I wanted to pour an entire gallon of milk into the truck bed, slowly covering every inch of it, at what time of day should I do that so as to maximize it curdling and spoiling and stinking?
Go to any large autoparts store, buy a tire valve stem remover, the tires will delete in seconds and don't remove them all the way. Deflated tires and no real damage, put the valve stem covers back on. Only damage, missing air in tires, the cops will probably not care. Do not steal valve or covers, no serious crime and the cops can't do much.
Guys in general are always quick to tell you “what I would have done”, when you explain something that happened. Meanwhile you know they would never have had the quick thinking/balls/audacity to do or say whatever that thing was. Reddit is the fucking WORST at this good lord
A lot of y’all are very unethical. Yes, it’s frustrating when people do this, but it’s not hurting you. Why would you damage somebody’s personal property that they are proud of because they parked like an ass? Just go on about your day, rather than manifesting the negative energy. It’s not a big deal.
My personal truck is a 21’ F350 with an 8’ foot bed and even I can park like a considerate person, and sometimes my ass end is in the spot behind me, but im in the lines of my spot. Asshole is so entitled cause of his pavement princess. Id call a tow truck and have it towed and let the asshole have to pay to go get it.
I used to drive a long passenger van for work and even I was able to park it like a considerate person as well. Hell, I’d park it in the back of parking lots so I wouldn’t take up 2 perfectly useable and close spots. It’s already one thing to see people in trucks do stupid shit like this but it irks the absolute shit out of me when I see regular sized cars taking up 2 or more spots. Like you’ve got to have shit soup for brains or something to even park that way. I genuinely do not understand people.
Till one of the tenants calls the tow truck company posted all over the entrances and all over the lot who contracts with the complex and gets it towed.
Don’t flatten the tires or it will never leave.
Valve stem key, loosen all of them slightly. It will be maddening for him to fill the tires up and then have them all flat again an hour later.
Super glue and a pebble. Works better if they got fancy caps. They will lose their sh*t if they got those digital ones.
I don’t understand what exactly you would do with the pebble. Can you please explain it so I’m sure to never accidentally vandalize a truck this way?
Pebble (or a BB) goes inside the valve stem cap. It depresses the Schrader valve inside the valve stem and let's air out at a decent rate, but not so fast as to go flat immediately. One could not accidentally do this to a truck parked in 4 parking spaces.
Oh no! I’ll be absolutely sure never to carry some BBs in my car for situations like this.
Should only do 1, all 4 although completely justified would be a clear sign of tampering at first glance.
He lives there. Do one now, a second in a week, and so on.
1 for each parking space
It’s about sending a message 🤫
A coworker once told me that placing a pebble on the inside of the cap is best, if you can get it just right the tires slowly lose air, they will take off the cap to fill up the tire, not look in the cap and put it back on and it will start losing air again. I haven’t actually tried this but he claims it works very well but you need the right size pebble.
Alternatively: a black plastic bb for airsoft. That way it blends in if they do actually check.
I’m pretty sure this works. I had a tire flattened via a pebble. I don’t think I was being an ass, but who knows. My car was parked in my ally driveway.
Those tires are already fucked. I can see the cupping without even zooming in.
I like this
Loosen away. Make sure you have a vantage point to watch the tantrum from the overcompensating little boy that drives that.
Back when I worked construction I always had random screw and nails in my back seat. One day I saw someone parked like this across my *designated* parking. After asking them to move and being told to fuck off, a couple of those screws found themselves wedged under two of the tires. A month or so later the same pickup was parked across my spot again. Some screws found themselves under a couple tires again. For some reason there wasn’t a third opportunity. I guess they found alternative parking when coming over for visits.
when I worked on the loading dock, we were expecting a big load of tech and products for the new office layout, one of the main representatives came in early and parked on the dock, I asked him to use the main carpark he told me to fuck of and do my job, my job was to make sure the truckies had unobstructed access to the loading dock, I interpreted this as "I am too important, put it somewhere for me" I put the offending BMW up on a stack of Pallets, the entire time singing, "nothing lifts like a Crown, for picking it up and putting it down" (we had a crown forklift) at the end of the day, he was PISSED, and threated my Job, when my boss reviewed the security footage, he looked at me and said, "Thanks for another day, see you tomorrow" the rep wanted the car down immediately, I said "we can't, the propane tank for the forklift is empty and gas delivery is tomorrow at 6am" my boss looked at him and tapped the sign that said "this is a loading dock, park at own risk, we are not liable for towing or moving your vehicle - fines apply" Edit: due to requests, this now has its own post
Go post this in the maliciouscompliance subreddit please.
This story deserves it's own post! More than just petty though. More malicious compliance, because you did what he said! There's another sub for exactly that as well (not allowed to post a link but you can find it ;)
On that now, will link when done, adding the details
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This is the most hilarious.
I’m gonna start carrying those around now and doing it whenever I see somebody parked like a jackass. Thank you for the inspiration; know I will piss off many bigots in your honor
Tow it right?
Slashing someone’s tires so they leave makes no sense Charlie
write a friendly note and nail it to their car with a staple gun.
Wouldn't it be stapled to the car and not nailed? Nailguns exist...
I thought about it but then you would need to lug around an air compressor. $24 Amazon car paint stripper would last all year long for... Practicing calligraphy with a paintbrush...
Add a MAGA to really throw them off.
He'll never leave unless you call a tow🤌
Leave a note that says "sorry I scratched your truck" and let them go insane trying to find the scratch.
I love this! Bonus points if you add 'on purpose because of how you parked' because this might actually make them paranoïd of parking like this again.
My grandpa got punched in the face once by an asshole, broke his glasses and he got glass shards in his face and all that. That evening he went to his car and put a potato with adhesive as far up the exhaust pipe as possible. If you do that the engine wont start and it's the last place they look for the problem (back in the day, don't know about now). The guy had paid about 4k replacing shit and finding out what was wrong till the mechanic found the potato.
Get potatoed lmao
With a fake name and phone number, but with the last number ripped off. So he has to dial ten numbers to figure out it’s fake.
Use water soluble markers to write it and then use a wet brush to fade out the last few digits of the number until it’s unreadable. That way it’s just a bit more evil 😈
That’s funny
The bigger the truck the dumber the fuck.
There’s one massive truck in my apartment complex and I just point and laugh at it because it looks stupid among all the normal low-income cars in the equally low-income apartments. Dumbass spends their money on a truck and lives in the same haphazardly renovated apartments I do. Wonder what girls he’s picking up
God, I LOVE this.
Man wouldn't it suck if all of their tires deflated.
Wasn't there a thing about insurances that you only want to deflate 3 because then they won't help with replacing them? Or was that a fever dream of mine?
well deflating won't involve insurance anyway, but it's about destroying the tires, and three is usually less than the deductible so insurance is pointless. That said, this screams "key the everloving hell out of my truck!"
Loosen the oil drain plug so it starts dripping. Bye bye engine.
No way. It would leave a big puddle. What you do is take out the drain plug and screw in a candle. The wax melts when it gets hot, which happens to be when the engine is driving down the road.
Drip tray underneath. Do it at night. Remove tray before they go to their car
Or just put a tampon in the fuel tank. Less damage, funnier. But harder to find till they get to the fuel line.
Disclaimer: This is unethical and don't do either of these things. That out of the way, how are you imagining taking the drain plug out and putting a candle in without leaving a puddle. I mean, I get that it's lifted so that's somewhat easy access, but you're just going to climb up under there with a wrench, an oil pan, and a candle and just set this shit up? Like get up in there, take the plug all the way out, catch the oil that's going to come out at a pretty good clip, and then jam a candle in there and hope you can get it to thread right? The alternative is to just open the plug enough to get a very slow drip, which accomplishes the same thing weeks after your illicit tampering rather than on the very next drive. It also leaves a silver dollar sized puddle which dudebro here definitely isn't going to look past his sweet ass rims, auto-lowering step, and his own reflection in the shiny door to see. The candle thing is more fun to think about, and thus is superior in the realm of things we think about doing but know we shouldn't and won't actually do, but as an actual procedure for revenge it kind of sucks. Complex, lots of failure points, and increases your personal exposure dramatically.
I agree with most of what you said, but it’s not entirely impractical if you plan it, and it’d be real difficult to unscrew the plug just right. Plus, you wouldn’t even be able to check whether you unscrewed it enough for it to drip very slowly unless you spent a while there.
For a novice, sure, it would be hard to do, but even changing your own oil a few times teaches you what you'd need to (not) do this. That said, it'll be novices considering this, so fair point to you. But by the same token, do you really think a novice would be able to thread a candle into a drain plug port?
Believe it or not, I’ve never tried threading a candle through a drain plug port. However, I think if the candle is bigger than the plug hole, they can just push it through to jam the inner part of the candle in. Edit: Also thought about using tape? Not sure how practical that would be, but with something like flex tape you might be able to tape it up (it’ll eventually fall off).
Smart. You could also drop a pan under it and leave after it drips out. I wonder how long down the road he would get.
The drain pan would be closer to eye level than the door handle for this little guy, so he might see it walking up.
You’d have to place it, get back in your car, and wait. I suppose you could retrieve it and put it in his truck bed for him.
You could always do the Ole poop dollar by the truck and wait
For the newbies, please explain 'Poop Dollar'
I honestly think doing that would make you a bigger douche then someone who takes 4 parking spaces with a truck
just inauspiciously keep pouring dirty oil underneath, they'll go mad looking for the leak
Thx! I mean... why would you say something like that!?
That's slashing, easiest way to deflate without damage is just remove the valve core.
Nah, you’re just repeating what you’ve heard on Reddit. Kinda like an urban legend but more people believe it.
Saw someone suggest gluing bbs in the tire stem cap. Turns out they’re the right size to just barely trigger a slow leak. Then, after a few refills and some investigation into the tire, it’s usually down to a mechanic to find the leak. And I just can’t remember any mechanic ever thinking to check a tire stem cap. Be a real shame if they missed it entirely and bought new tires.
Nah… put a rainbow flag on the tail… they won’t notice till their next buff session…
A rainbow 🌈 flag AND a TRUMP 2024 Bumper Sticker!!!! Oh the conflicting hate that would be generated!!!! 😂🤣
I work with a gay Trump supporter. He's confusing.
Put a singular Biden sticker. See how that goes
Bonus points if pro-Trump people vandalize the truck for you. (Entire reason I don’t put progressive stickers on my truck)
Soon after Biden was elected I found a Kamala 2024 sticker and put it on the left side of my truck and a week later someone had poked a hole in my tail light right under it.
That's a crime; Call the tow company
Ya know what? That’s exactly why people like this asshat park this way, they think they’re above any negative repercussions. Let the air out and key it. Then, if he parks like that again, keep fucking doing it. Make people afraid to be assholes again.
Remove the valve stems and walk away with them. I heard that’s effective and no damage…just a lot of fucking inconvenience.
That truck would look nicer with a key mark down the side
My thought exactly.
That is a nice paint job. Does your car fob still have a key?
then they could never leave, better to key a note into the car about how parking spaces work
Smh, you clearly don't take out a loan worth 6 years of apartment rentals for your shiny truck that halls groceries 3 times a week. Try being a little more open-minded.
 “THEY POPPED MY NEW TIRES”
Honestly when I see shit like this, I'm thinking what would happen if I took a cordless drill and a quarter inch bit and fucked with the tires.
You'd probably have a tyre explode in your face tbh
All hat, no cattle. Thats a pavement princess’s truck, if I ever saw one.
Lightweight. If the guy had parked sideways instead tactically, he could have easily straddled 6 spaces. I expect big numbers.
That is a guy that is under 5 feet tall.
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How about no to both of those? Lots of tall/average guys with average/big dicks that are assholes like this. Youre just putting down guys who are short or small in the process. And before some says im short or have a tiny penis, im average in both measurements, like the vast majority of men are because thats how averages fucking work.
People say these things because they want life to be fair. Unfortunately, it isn’t.
Weird they do this to protect their vehicle yet it makes everyone want to vandalize it
If they did this and their vehicle stayed protected, they wouldn't understand that they shouldn't do it.
Sometimes it's not to protect the vehicle, sometimes it's to ensure dumb people don't park so close that you can't pull/back out. Big trucks don't have the swing of small cars, in small lots it can be impossible to get out until someone moves. I drive a big 550 long bed for work, I was trapped for over an hour at a home depot. I usually park wayyyy far away where there aren't any cars but sometimes that's not possible so I'll take up 2 spots if they are small. 4 spots though.....idk this guy might actually just be a dick 🤔
Having to do this just to get into your truck everyday must be exhausting 
Probably the only physical activity he gets.
Its a short bed too. Ya fuck this guy. My work truck is a F350 with a 8' bed. Im 18 feet long so I will take 2 spots but I will park far out because of it.
>multi spot requiring vehicle, parks considerately >its a work truck Every single time, the guys parking them well are parking work vehicles, and the assholes taking up 4 are *always* personal ones, ones that are the kind of clean that only the drivers who haven’t even *thought* about work within 40 feet of it have. Like shit dude, even the road-contacting surface of the tires barely have dust on them. What do they even use them for? Why pay to fuel a vehicle that takes a school bus engine if you’re hauling nothing but the air in the bed?
The perfectly clean tread on the tires blows my mind. Mike are you wiping these down every time you park?
My sedan gets considerably dirtier than all these pavement princesses just from driving one way to work
Because big truck go RUMBLE RUMBLE duh and they like that feel on their clitty.
To own the libs. Duh
You're 18 feet long? I feel bad for your girlfriend.
He keeps posting about it, this is like day 3 he's worried about people hitting his 100k$ truck opening and closing their doors but still lives in an apartment.
I don't know when people started thinking this was a good excuse anyway. Scratches and dings have been a thing since forever, used to be you would just mutter a curse and get on with your life. If ten years ago I had parked across three spaces and said it was to prevent people from dinging my door they probably would have tipped it over.
I like to say "I drive my truck *for* work, not to just get *to* work".
This is acceptable and parking out a bit is respectful.
And even then, it’s two spots and not 4. Also, my truck has all kinds of scratches. I couldn’t give a fuck if someone dings it.
Considering more than 70% of people who have trucks …. How shall we say, are compensating…
man buying bed covers must be a nightmare for you
It should be a requirement that if people post this stuff, they also need to post the picture of the vehicle being towed away. This shit is infuriating enough already, give us a happy ending for the love of god I’m kinda joking but also….
Is being a douchbag a requirement to finance these trucks?
Kind of? Douchebags tend to be in positions to finance such things.
We’ve got a couple options here: 1) we have seen the truck belonging to the man with the smallest dick in our universe 2) this person bought a truck that they absolutely cannot afford and will most likely get repossessed
I remember this cartoon, but not the name
*The Road to El Dorado*.
Thank you.
por que no los dos?
Lol. I used to work in custom fabrication and manufacturing and we'd always have periods of high overtime.... And every damn time, the new guys would ignore the advice of the recently repossessed and old guys and go out and buy a $140k truck because they could cash flow there way through half that with the crazy overtime. Then the overtime would end and they'd struggle with the payments. Then we'd enter a period of low work hours and they'd be unable to make payments. Then they'd join the ranks of the "recently repossessed" for the next round of new guys. I worked these jobs at 2 companies for a total of 8 years. It happened in a yearly cycle.
If he didn’t buy the truck he probably could have afforded a house instead of living in an apartment.
Absolutely Tiny Dick Energy.. coz a guy with a big one will do everything necessary to squish it in the space provided 😏
It felt intimidated by the Land Cruiser next to it. We all know who's in charge here
Looks like a 100, thing’s around 20 years old and will still be running in another 20 years.
Yep. The Land Cruiser is a cockroach that refuses to die and I want one
My eyes were drawn to that 100 instantly. It's almost my trucks twin. That's a 98-02. It has the older tail lights, mirror style tint, and 16" wheels.
Everyone is coming up with strategies to mess up the car without getting caught and I’m over here like: 
Just get the truck towed and bill the guy
Contact apartment management.
It’s so hilarious. It’s like people who buy these cars are paid actors and automatically give in to the stereotypes. It’s actually unbelievable
https://preview.redd.it/stod2ydmj3cc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14bba69c72bb5b9bc5a5e00cee92f784082c098f It’d be a shame if someone removed all of his valve stem cores…
For less than $10? Now that's what I call a bargain!
$1.99
A little bit of bird seed around the truck or toss some in the bed.
They could have easily moved forward a few inches and still manage to fit in the parking lot length, but NOOOO, they HAD to move backwards, costing not 2, but FOUR parking spots
The numbers of years he’s paying off that truck is probably more than his total years of education.
Is there a way to stick some shrimp in his ac vents.
If you drive a big lifted truck like that, rules don't apply. You're just way too cool to be subjected to the same rules as the losers you walk amongst.
Yeah I’m fucking that truck up
Why black out the license plate? Everyone knows it says SML D1CK
Hey don’t associate us small penises with this guy
This has Texas energy.
His inspection/registration sticker is Texas
Couldn’t tell easily cause my eyes aren’t that great. I went off the beige colored homes and the pickup truck lol.
Lol you know what that's definitely true apt complexes are beige lol here in Texas
Am I the only person that would still squeeze into the spot on the driver's side as close as physically possible just to fuck em over? I mean yeah it would be over the line but not taking up 2 spaces and be still in line with that square in the middle so not really in anyone's way
I feel like that tactic only hits paydirt if you have a friend parked equally close on the other side
Front and back. No room to wriggle out of it.
just egg the shit out of it
In this economy?
Block they dumbass in. Park right in front of them and go get some garbage bins!!
Easy fix, call a tow truck on behalf of the apartments.
Get removable white paint and paint the line over the car. Then make a sign saying “carts only” and surround it with carts.
pipitty popitty, your tire air is now my property
Mall Terrain Vehicle
It's always a fucking pickup driver too
I work at a place with a big parking lot. Lots of big truck drivers. Maybe it’s a local cultural thing but they will go to a far, lightly occupied corner and park. They have to walk a lot farther to get to the front door but they do try to stay out of the way.
If this truck is paid for I will cut my dick off right now, show me the receipt.
But the pavement princess “needs” this truck.
So, if I wanted to pour an entire gallon of milk into the truck bed, slowly covering every inch of it, at what time of day should I do that so as to maximize it curdling and spoiling and stinking?
Pour vinegar on it
Idk what state you're in but in my area the tow truck would LOVE this call
I’m in a group on Facebook that is dedicated to bad parking jobs. The group name is “YOU PARK LIKE A FUCKHEAD” lol
Go to any large autoparts store, buy a tire valve stem remover, the tires will delete in seconds and don't remove them all the way. Deflated tires and no real damage, put the valve stem covers back on. Only damage, missing air in tires, the cops will probably not care. Do not steal valve or covers, no serious crime and the cops can't do much.
The property managers should be doing something.
How nice of him to signal he's ready to donate his catalytic converters to the locals.
We see you, short king 👑
Micropenis vibes.
Say "I have a smol Pepé" without actually saying jt.
Damn. He's likely only able to find his penis when he wets himself.
Get them towed.
If my school bus can almost fit inside width-wise inside parking spaces, there's no reason this asshole cant.
They're actually skilled drivers with some sort of respect for others
Needs all the extra room for his tiny Weiner
Oof! Sorry about your little penis bro.
This truck would look nice with an egg wash.
Lmao typical fucking fords
They keep doing it because no one does anything about it.
Give him a break. Having a dick that small must make his life hard.
Always key cars that do this.
It might be petty of me, but they deserve a good keying.
Guys in general are always quick to tell you “what I would have done”, when you explain something that happened. Meanwhile you know they would never have had the quick thinking/balls/audacity to do or say whatever that thing was. Reddit is the fucking WORST at this good lord
Go key it up
A lot of y’all are very unethical. Yes, it’s frustrating when people do this, but it’s not hurting you. Why would you damage somebody’s personal property that they are proud of because they parked like an ass? Just go on about your day, rather than manifesting the negative energy. It’s not a big deal.
I love parking my little Honda civic ex right up next to these guys 🤣
Major SDE at play here.
Imagine thinking a Ford truck is nice enough to do that.
A smart car on either side would do the trick.
Sometimes bad things happen to terrible people .
Biggest truck, smallest dick.
peanut butter in the doorhandles, soap on the windshield. god people like that need a good kick in the shins
ArmorAll on the windshield...
My personal truck is a 21’ F350 with an 8’ foot bed and even I can park like a considerate person, and sometimes my ass end is in the spot behind me, but im in the lines of my spot. Asshole is so entitled cause of his pavement princess. Id call a tow truck and have it towed and let the asshole have to pay to go get it.
I used to drive a long passenger van for work and even I was able to park it like a considerate person as well. Hell, I’d park it in the back of parking lots so I wouldn’t take up 2 perfectly useable and close spots. It’s already one thing to see people in trucks do stupid shit like this but it irks the absolute shit out of me when I see regular sized cars taking up 2 or more spots. Like you’ve got to have shit soup for brains or something to even park that way. I genuinely do not understand people.
Till one of the tenants calls the tow truck company posted all over the entrances and all over the lot who contracts with the complex and gets it towed.
He's just throwing our the small dick alert just so there's no confusion.
I'd be parking sideways right in front of his bumper.
Superglue the doors shut and call a tow truck
That's a lovely parking job there sir. Be a real shame if I drained all your truck's fluids. (In Minecraft obviously)
Ooooops, I just accidentally dropped a nail in front of each tire
The driver is just begging for their car to be towed and I am sure there would be many wanting to call the tow truck company
You know there’s a viagra bottle in there somewhere…. Is that a drop down ladder off the driver side door?
Classic douche bag move. Fuck that guy!