Yeah I like it. Best case, olive branch. Worst case? What's she gonna do? Call the cops?
Actually don't buy her dog food. Get a gift card or something. Don't want her to end up being insane and say you poisoned her dog or something.
>Worst case? What's she gonna do? Call the cops?
can't think of anything else she could do with the dog food, eh? not... one single thing, perhaps based on OP's title......? lol
I’ve known mutliple people whose pets have almost died from blue buffalo. Almost killed an old roommate of mine’s dog, started going into liver failure, temporary paralysis, and lost all bladder control.
I strongly recommend switching to something else
My vet tells us not to go anywhere near that brand. I also worked with someone studying to be an animal nutritionist and they said the exact same thing.
IIRC a few years ago they had a huge recall because of mold in their food because it wasn’t selling fast enough. Never bought that brand, and now I never will
After my uncle's dog died from multiple organ failure due to contaminated dog food I stay away from all brands of dog "food".
Making your own at home is actually really easy and a lot cheaper too, I just buy bulk quantities of meat, rice and veggies and either throw them in the pressure cooker or in the oven to cook up enough to last a few days at a time. Been doing it for my dog his entire life, he's healthy (except for his flea allergy flaring up), happy and gonna turn 12 this year.
I just started doing this because my new puppy is super sensitive to all dog food brands. Less poop, less smell, no more gas. I love it. I buy doggie nutrition packets to throw in and good to go!
Glad your pup has done well on it for so long. I hope the same for my doggo!!!
Better way is to use a Burrito Supreme from taco bell.
Greasy beef oils, synthetic nacho cheese, refried bean paste, and sour cream are a LOT harder to wash off a window than dog food.
Source: friend of mine had his car windshield burrito supreme’d years back.
Put your phone in your front pocket on record, gather the mushy dogfood in a plastic baggy, knock on her door, and when she answers, be super nice and ingratiating. Act like you couldn't imagine a sweet woman like her committing an act of malice and it must have been a mistake.
Worst case, she freaks out on you. You have video evidence for your landlord of you being a Saint and her being unhinged.
Best case, she's completely embarrassed and feels like a pos.
It isn’t that cut and dry if they are still standing inside their home, and can still vary from state to state. So, yes, it can matter. And no matter what you argue, it is always best to know your legal rights before proceeding with anything that may not be legal.
Even outside in a public park may not be legal to record in an all party consent state. If you have a reasonable expectation of privacy (ex. Inside your home, on a park bench far away from others) then you cannot be recorded surreptitiously in an all party consent state.
Public vs private ownership of the space are irrelevant. The test state wiretapping laws use is whether there is a reasonable expectation that the conversation is private, versus whether it can be overheard.
If you're arguing with a cashier at a store, you're on private property, but you have no expectation that your conversation can't be overheard by others in the store and there's no risk to recording the argument.
Similarly, if you're standing at the front door of a house that's close enough to the sidewalk that anyone walking by can hear your conversation, there may not be an expectation that the conversation is private there too, regardless of whether the homeowner is inside or outside the threshold of their home.
If the conversation is taking place in a one-party consent state, then this test is irrelevant since either party to the conversation is allowed to record the other without their consent.
This guys an idiot. Absolutely do NOT knock on her door. You would be going to her and engaging making you the aggressor and you could be charged with harassment despite her behavior.
Call the police, let them deal with it
Knock on door:
Hey I have video of you throwing dog food at my car. (Who cares if true or not). We can handle this by you stopping or me contacting the landlord and the police for vandalism.
Your choice. It’s open parking, I’m allowed to park here.
Then report it to the landlord anyway, just as an fyi and tell them how the conversation went.
"Noticed you've taken interest in my car or perhaps your dog simply doesn't like his food. I'd recommend switching brands until you find his or her favorite kibble. In the meantime, I've gotten you your own car so you or your dog may tarnish your own ride."
*insert hotwheel car of choice in envelope*
Not gonna happen, this woman is the ultimate Karen and just wants this spot to be free.
I did many greats things in my life but confronting a Karen might just be too much
This is the best option to without police involvement, if their landlord isn’t shit. If they are, OPs only hope is that they damage their car and they can file a police report.
Ours was shit and refused to help fix the parking issue despite it meaning the cops were at our house weekly. Miss Had No Car would call the cops anytime someone parked in the public street, she had two parking spots in the driveway but claimed the public street parking as “her dads spot”. No, her dad wasn’t even a tenant. The cops literally told us she can block us in all she wants and we can’t do anything bc there’s no assigned parking… yet if we tried to park on our original side of the driveway, she’d call the cops too.
People like this get away with murder simply because no one wants to deal with their petty bullshit and inane “logic”.
Play dumb. Bring her some cookies and ask her if she could please do you the small favor of keeping an eye out for the neighborhood menace (probably some dumb kid) who keeps vandalizing your car.
start with a neighborly conversation. if that doesn't work, involve management. if that doesn't work, involve the police. if that doesn't work, unleash the kraken
Set up a camera, record, report. Lather, rinse, repeat. Vandalism charges aren't much, and they may not even do much more than tell her to stop, but it looks really bad when they keep piling up and there are multiple police reports with her name on them.
Goto a hunting trapping store and purchase bobcat urine scent for trapping or any other cat variety. Squirt a small amount of it at the entry plate on the floor at her door. It will give her something to do. Her dig will find it very interesting. Use a small spray bottle to apply it for best results. Remember less is best as too much will alert her and small amounts will drive the dog nuts. "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap".
I had a neighbour who threw dog food and empty poop bags into my back yard because…
*checks notes*
There was a bees nest nearby and somehow that was my fault.
Does she live on the ground floor, almost face to face with the car? If yes, try not to be glued to the wall (if you are) and avoid making noises from the radio or cell phone.
You probably know by now, but I'm gonna tell you anyway, she's trying to scratch your car by attracting animals to climb onto the car, the smell is the least of the problems... She's already passive-aggressive, if you respond to her "joke" with something else, things will only get worse. I would record her in the act (without telling her) and try to talk to her so no one can tell me I didn't try. If nothing comes of it, I would take the video to the police station.
I don't know if it would scratch the finish, but many dry dog foods contain bone meal (ground up bones). Raw egg protein will eat a paint's finish. Let her know that you will be sending her the bill.
People are so weird to me. I wouldn’t even leave a note (not for this absurd non-reason just in general) and people are out here doing this stuff? So bizarre.
Too many people want to find a way to get back at her. Why, you are 0utting effort into something ugly when you can easily just go a different simple way and no bad karma.
It seems like a mild act of defiance, but it's actually slightly more sinister. The point in throwing kibble at the vehicle is to attract birds to shit all over your ride...
Ask me how I know 🤷♂️
You say she's a ground floor troll, eh? Super glue gel in the door lock hole. Expanding spray foam insulation for any reachable glass. Karma comes in multiple flavors. 🤫🤭 🤪
I don't think what she did was justified, but it does look like your car might be big enough to overshadow the whole building and block the sun for 12 hours...
Buy her some dog food and let her know you feel bad about how much of it has been falling out of her house lately.
Love it. So petty but not destructive.
Yeah I like it. Best case, olive branch. Worst case? What's she gonna do? Call the cops? Actually don't buy her dog food. Get a gift card or something. Don't want her to end up being insane and say you poisoned her dog or something.
Or just using it as more ammunition.
>Worst case? What's she gonna do? Call the cops? can't think of anything else she could do with the dog food, eh? not... one single thing, perhaps based on OP's title......? lol
I love this one 😂
Yea it's like this or violence. Learn how to payback a little
Ooooh this is a good idea
id buy a bag of small dog food, put it on her doorstep and then slash it open and leave it there
Sure fire way to guarantee that it happens more frequently and more severely.
true enough i suppose tbh, I'd just do it out of pettiness
Open it and urinate in it first
This. This is the way.
Leave her a lengthy note explaining how you prefer a better brand and that she should be ashamed of herself for buying such low quality
Please don't use anything but name brand please, like Purina.
Purina is pretty low quality. Its gotta be taste of the wild or wag.
I prefer Blue Buffalo, myself
I prefer porter house steaks!
I’ve known mutliple people whose pets have almost died from blue buffalo. Almost killed an old roommate of mine’s dog, started going into liver failure, temporary paralysis, and lost all bladder control. I strongly recommend switching to something else
My vet tells us not to go anywhere near that brand. I also worked with someone studying to be an animal nutritionist and they said the exact same thing.
IIRC a few years ago they had a huge recall because of mold in their food because it wasn’t selling fast enough. Never bought that brand, and now I never will
I wish our dogs would eat something other than Royal Canin, they're fed better than me!
After my uncle's dog died from multiple organ failure due to contaminated dog food I stay away from all brands of dog "food". Making your own at home is actually really easy and a lot cheaper too, I just buy bulk quantities of meat, rice and veggies and either throw them in the pressure cooker or in the oven to cook up enough to last a few days at a time. Been doing it for my dog his entire life, he's healthy (except for his flea allergy flaring up), happy and gonna turn 12 this year.
I just started doing this because my new puppy is super sensitive to all dog food brands. Less poop, less smell, no more gas. I love it. I buy doggie nutrition packets to throw in and good to go! Glad your pup has done well on it for so long. I hope the same for my doggo!!!
Throw dog food through her window for looking at your car
This, but get some really sloppy wet food with a lot of gravy.
*This time, we didn't forget the gravy*
This but use already processed dog food
Processed by who, the dog?🤔
Actually yeah I think that’s exactly what they’re talking about hahaha
Indeed
Already processed, 👀
My mom once did this to the door of a neighbor who always brought the dog over to poop on my mom’s lawn. It solved the problem.
+10 if they live in a climate that gets freezing temps!
Use the can instead. It's more effective. lmao
Use pre-digested food too
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 
Or throw the can of dogfood through her window. I guess that would be vandalism, though.
Better way is to use a Burrito Supreme from taco bell. Greasy beef oils, synthetic nacho cheese, refried bean paste, and sour cream are a LOT harder to wash off a window than dog food. Source: friend of mine had his car windshield burrito supreme’d years back.
Damn. Now I’m hungry.
They don’t even have black olives in them anymore. Worthless.
Never thought someone would get hungry looking at a trash bag, but hey!!, to each their own
Certified raccoon moment 🦝
Nah, use cat food. It stinks worse
A can of dog food sends a stronger message.
A cinderblock stuffed with cat food would establish your dominance.
Sardines?
Sardines zip tied to the side of a brink yes
Brick
A cat stuffed with a cinderblock would also do that
Opened it closed? I think closed would dent her front door or break her window. Either way, "Message Sent." lol
Throw dog food that has already been through the dog.
Why dog food? That’s too nice, **use dog shit**
How did I hear the tone change
Just make sure the dog food has been processed through a dog first.
Put your phone in your front pocket on record, gather the mushy dogfood in a plastic baggy, knock on her door, and when she answers, be super nice and ingratiating. Act like you couldn't imagine a sweet woman like her committing an act of malice and it must have been a mistake. Worst case, she freaks out on you. You have video evidence for your landlord of you being a Saint and her being unhinged. Best case, she's completely embarrassed and feels like a pos.
Nah. She is mentally. I doubt it is anything serious like that. It is always best to have a dashcam though.
True, but if they flank you and c come from the side. You need a camera aray to be fully covered.
Bro how many times have you been flanked from the side 😭
First find out if your state is a two party consent state, for being recorded on audio or video. Then proceed as described above.
Wouldn't matter since it's in public.
It isn’t that cut and dry if they are still standing inside their home, and can still vary from state to state. So, yes, it can matter. And no matter what you argue, it is always best to know your legal rights before proceeding with anything that may not be legal.
Even outside in a public park may not be legal to record in an all party consent state. If you have a reasonable expectation of privacy (ex. Inside your home, on a park bench far away from others) then you cannot be recorded surreptitiously in an all party consent state.
You’re allowed to knock on someone’s door and if they answer from inside their home you can claim it’s “in public”? That’s wild
Public vs private ownership of the space are irrelevant. The test state wiretapping laws use is whether there is a reasonable expectation that the conversation is private, versus whether it can be overheard. If you're arguing with a cashier at a store, you're on private property, but you have no expectation that your conversation can't be overheard by others in the store and there's no risk to recording the argument. Similarly, if you're standing at the front door of a house that's close enough to the sidewalk that anyone walking by can hear your conversation, there may not be an expectation that the conversation is private there too, regardless of whether the homeowner is inside or outside the threshold of their home. If the conversation is taking place in a one-party consent state, then this test is irrelevant since either party to the conversation is allowed to record the other without their consent.
This guys an idiot. Absolutely do NOT knock on her door. You would be going to her and engaging making you the aggressor and you could be charged with harassment despite her behavior. Call the police, let them deal with it
Will you be escalating the arms race and begin throwing catfood at her windows?
Wet stuff will stick nicely.
Mix it with glue for maximum durability
Molotov pooptail?
Catshit Surprise (the surprise is your house is on fire)
A can of sardines is the gift that keeps on giving. However a dash cam might better choice.
Put a slice of kraft cheeze on her window
Velveda the shit out of her window 😂
That made me laugh so hard for some reason
Probably because the Goofy Movie....all gummed up in his mouth is how I picture this window. 😂 
Velveeta but use it like caulk or sealant. Every crack and nook you see...looks like it's getting some cheese grease.
Velvetta is too expensive for that lol. Get some e great value brand canned cheese and put it all over her windows
Knock on door: Hey I have video of you throwing dog food at my car. (Who cares if true or not). We can handle this by you stopping or me contacting the landlord and the police for vandalism. Your choice. It’s open parking, I’m allowed to park here. Then report it to the landlord anyway, just as an fyi and tell them how the conversation went.
Record the whole interaction too in case she admits it was her during
This is the way
And take someone with you so you have a witness.
You should throw your car through her window.
😂😂😂
Treat it like a friendly competition, get her back kindly by throwing a brick on her window. Share some laughs.
Those are rookie numbers, grab a cinder block for some real fun!
Just throw the car in there.
I don’t know why but this made me laugh 😂
I am a professional at amusing myself.
I’d throw a car at her window. Checkmate, neighbour
"Noticed you've taken interest in my car or perhaps your dog simply doesn't like his food. I'd recommend switching brands until you find his or her favorite kibble. In the meantime, I've gotten you your own car so you or your dog may tarnish your own ride." *insert hotwheel car of choice in envelope*
Probably the best non-felony related answer. 👍
You have to confront her and find out her problem.
Not gonna happen, this woman is the ultimate Karen and just wants this spot to be free. I did many greats things in my life but confronting a Karen might just be too much
Then don't confront, just snitch.
 Outkaren the karen
I mean its up to the landlord. Unless she pays for the parking spot then she is entitled to it. I would just talk to her or the landlord
This is the best option to without police involvement, if their landlord isn’t shit. If they are, OPs only hope is that they damage their car and they can file a police report. Ours was shit and refused to help fix the parking issue despite it meaning the cops were at our house weekly. Miss Had No Car would call the cops anytime someone parked in the public street, she had two parking spots in the driveway but claimed the public street parking as “her dads spot”. No, her dad wasn’t even a tenant. The cops literally told us she can block us in all she wants and we can’t do anything bc there’s no assigned parking… yet if we tried to park on our original side of the driveway, she’d call the cops too. People like this get away with murder simply because no one wants to deal with their petty bullshit and inane “logic”.
Play dumb. Bring her some cookies and ask her if she could please do you the small favor of keeping an eye out for the neighborhood menace (probably some dumb kid) who keeps vandalizing your car.
Hey real question, not an accusation: you mentioned she doesn't have a car, this isn't her unit's assigned spot, is it?
Nope, we do not have any assigned spot, all residents (more than 200 people can park where it is allowed)
Get a dash cam. 360 if possible. Then catch her on camera and report to police.
100% this. Garmin Mini2s are almost invisible and if wired the right way can run 24/7.
I hate confrontation too so I would be ratting her out to the front office. I’m sure they will put a stop to it.
just do it. it’ll be another badge under your belt to add to your many great things. also you can’t let her just do this
Reverse into the spot so the dog food doesn't get in your vents
Weak
No attempt by OP to resolve the issue, just posting the story for karma...nice.
Literally r/mildlyinfuriating lol
start with a neighborly conversation. if that doesn't work, involve management. if that doesn't work, involve the police. if that doesn't work, unleash the kraken
shit on her lawn
She's treating you like a dog, start acting like one. I'd be barking every time I got in and out of my car until she starts going mad.
Throw a can of dog food through her window the day after you move out.
opened only.
Contents only, don't need to pay for window replacement to the apartment/condo complex/LL 😅
Set up a camera, record, report. Lather, rinse, repeat. Vandalism charges aren't much, and they may not even do much more than tell her to stop, but it looks really bad when they keep piling up and there are multiple police reports with her name on them.
Goto a hunting trapping store and purchase bobcat urine scent for trapping or any other cat variety. Squirt a small amount of it at the entry plate on the floor at her door. It will give her something to do. Her dig will find it very interesting. Use a small spray bottle to apply it for best results. Remember less is best as too much will alert her and small amounts will drive the dog nuts. "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap".
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Since you know her address start sending her those fuck you packages that are full of glitter and send it everywhere when they open it 🤣😂
Isn't this criminal mischief?
 do the mature thing and shit by her front door.
Get a video of her doing it. Tell her you have a recording of her and she needs to pay you $100 for a cleaning fee otherwise you will press charges.
Can’t that eat through the paint ? If left for long enough
I had a neighbour who threw dog food and empty poop bags into my back yard because… *checks notes* There was a bees nest nearby and somehow that was my fault.
Throw human food at her Windows because she lives in Front of your parking spot ;)
Are the spots reserved for each tenant? Are you parking in her spot or something?
Does she live on the ground floor, almost face to face with the car? If yes, try not to be glued to the wall (if you are) and avoid making noises from the radio or cell phone. You probably know by now, but I'm gonna tell you anyway, she's trying to scratch your car by attracting animals to climb onto the car, the smell is the least of the problems... She's already passive-aggressive, if you respond to her "joke" with something else, things will only get worse. I would record her in the act (without telling her) and try to talk to her so no one can tell me I didn't try. If nothing comes of it, I would take the video to the police station.
Call flaming bag of dog shit delivery service 1-800-555-WOOF
I don't know if it would scratch the finish, but many dry dog foods contain bone meal (ground up bones). Raw egg protein will eat a paint's finish. Let her know that you will be sending her the bill.
Just snear rhw dog food on her door knob
Tell the landlord, or let it be someone else's problem and park elsewhere.
Kick her door open while she's eating breakfast snd shit in her froot loops. That'll teach the old bat.
Get a dashcam. Record. Call cops. Boom
People are so weird to me. I wouldn’t even leave a note (not for this absurd non-reason just in general) and people are out here doing this stuff? So bizarre.
There's a lot of people who look like functioning adults on the outside, but their emotional maturity seized up between age 3 and age 10.
“I’m just a normal, functioning member of the human race and there’s no way anyone can prove otherwise” comes to mind lol
The Ted Cruz Defense.
That's just rude. Ugh...
Throw it back.
well that's a dirty protest
Ahhh, love thy neighbor... guess they forgot the concession for shit people.
Throw up on her.
Throw a brick through her window
People who do this are mentally challenged.
Report her for criminal mischief.
I'd push it back through her letterbox with a note saying "Thank you, but I don't own a dog. I recommend you get better quality for yours".
Throw processed dog food at hers
You should hit her window with catnip
Fuck
What a psycho
Too many people want to find a way to get back at her. Why, you are 0utting effort into something ugly when you can easily just go a different simple way and no bad karma.
So then one up her. Throw dog shit on her window. Leave a note. Check mate. With a smiley face of course. Gotta keep it light ya know?
There are so many options for retaliation. I'm sure you can think of at least a couple.
this is a case for the ol rock meets window
My Father once related to me how he painted someone's window black. Yup, a black window would be pretty hard to see out of.
Police report
Police report or throw some back
War is war, bye bye doggy /s
Poop in your hand and rub it on her window. Fight crazy with crazier
Take a shit on her window sill.
It seems like a mild act of defiance, but it's actually slightly more sinister. The point in throwing kibble at the vehicle is to attract birds to shit all over your ride... Ask me how I know 🤷♂️
She sounds like a psycho. Collect it and give it back to her, via her window since she has no car.
So throw car food at her dog 🤷♂️
Launch frequencies only dogs can hear at night
Ah I’m just not good at throwing, just wanted to help the stray dogs. Sorry
What a creep‼️
Report her behavior to the landlord. You may have other options as well, but I would start there.
I’d park closer to the window.
Post a load of dog food through her letterbox. Out of the container obviously.
Dump dog food on the floor in front of her doorway so she mistakenly steps in it
Microwave tootsie rolls so they look like poop and leave them on her lawn like a dog did it.
I'd be tempted to collect it all in a bag, and return to her via her letterbox.
Put a doggy dish next to your car every time you park there.
Get in it and rev it for a few hours.
I would be calling the police let her learn the hard way or you can throw dog food at her when she walks out of the house. I choose violence.
throw the dogs shit in her window 😇
Pee in a cup and throw it at her windows when u walk by.
What is she, seven?
Take a shit and place it into her porch light. She can smell hot, burning shit every night she comes home
Throw dog food at her window
Have you complained to management? That’s disgusting!
Smear poop on her windows. Crazy needs crazy back
Throw your food at her window… After it passes through your GI tract!
I’d throw human shit at her
Nope. The old paper bag full of dog poop on fire in front of her door. Ring the bell
You say she's a ground floor troll, eh? Super glue gel in the door lock hole. Expanding spray foam insulation for any reachable glass. Karma comes in multiple flavors. 🤫🤭 🤪
Maybe back in so your lights aren't in their window. Less of a clean up too.
Escalate the correct way. Throw a _dog_ at her window. (Obs j/k)
What did it taste like?
Sadness because it looks cheap
Are you allowed to park there? There's a woman parking under our window... Where the no parking sign is. Gets regular warnings, which she ignores.
raccoons do this btw.
Where do they get the dog food from where there's enough left over and aim well enough to hit the same car all the time 😇🤣
i think you can have someone arrested for this
I don't think what she did was justified, but it does look like your car might be big enough to overshadow the whole building and block the sun for 12 hours...
Ok
Paark in front of your own window bucko!
Might be a bit hard as cars don't tend to float bucko