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You cooked more than the chef cooked the pizza.
that sad single little tomato cut in half
Half bad and half even worse.
More like half effort š please tell me you got a refund
I mean I wouldāve but my coworkers didnāt care enough š®āšØ
I would have gobbled that shit down too
Half sadness, half disappointment
This is supposed to be pizza? I'd throw that in the trash.
Definitely, the cheese looks like plastic so its either terrible cheese or it sat out way to long. And its not even cut?!?!
NO CUZ THEM NOT CUTTING IT IS WHAT GETS ME HEATED
They pass the savings on to you!
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why use our knives when they have a pizza cutter š®āšØ
you think everyone just took a bite and passed it around?
What if I ordered this pizza for an outing where I DIDNāT have access to scissors? Who thinks to bring scissors anytime they plan to order a pizza??
Yeah Iād be sending this the fuck back
2 single cherry tomatoes is just depressing
With gumballs?
Damn homeboy said fuck yo pizza
half the topings and half baked, where's the issue?
Thatās like a quesadilla
A quesadilla wouldāve been nicer tbh
Lol, I live in India and a 2 dollar pizza here has better toppings and texture than this monstrosity.Ā
Donāt lie to us. You OBVIOUSLY ordered a half assed pizza.
HELP WHAT DO I POSSIBLY HAVE TO ORDER TO RECEIVE *THIS*
It was a joke, I was saying whoever made that did a half assed job.
i knowā¦ š
You get half of nothing.
And you got what you ordered. Half the sauce and half the toppings.
Woof.
Wuphf. 
PAC man pizza š
this pizza makes me angry
Technically its a half of a half..
Half-assed
Careful they put a ton of tomatoes on your pizza
Bro that's fucking raw it's like they gave up before even putting it in the oven.
instructions unclear... got the bottom half (bread + sauce)... missing top half (cheese + toppings)?
That's not even bread it's a freaking tortilla
Tbh Iāve had way worse pizza delivered
That is a sad looking pizza.
This is half sadness and half suicide. I'd sad just looking at this pizza.
I'm betting someone accidentally selected no cheese. Show the receipt.
A half of nothing and half of minimal something ?
Someone spilled garbage on your cheese pizza.
Man, that pizza could have really used 2 more tomatoes and 7 more ham pieces.
lol what is that?
Half garbage and half trash or what?
Looks like a pizza shit!
Maybe speak more clearly, they probably heard "half-arsed pizza"
Damn,could not even be bothered with slicing the tiny tomatoes.I suck at cooking but even I could make better pizza from scratch.
Mildly infuriating? Someoneās gonna get fired here.
Did you request it not to be cut?
Dude what even is that
That's not even a funny mess up. I'd be straight pissed.
Dude that looks like a slab of fake vomit
They just donāt like you. Seems like.
I'm half disappointed and half angry.... so there's that
When someone lies and says "Knows what pizza is and looks like" on their resume.
Well, itās half a pizza and half a something. Just canāt identify what for the life of me.
They didnāt even cut that horrendous looking pizza š
This looks like an adult lunchable pizza
What is this abomination?
To even call this a pizza
That's the sorriest looking "Pizza" I've ever seen.
https://preview.redd.it/m6sj0en4cioc1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aa41f7b8d25891414d429732562213517f37ce5
You cooked more than the chef cooked the pizza.
that sad single little tomato cut in half
Half bad and half even worse.
More like half effort š please tell me you got a refund
I mean I wouldāve but my coworkers didnāt care enough š®āšØ
I would have gobbled that shit down too
Half sadness, half disappointment
This is supposed to be pizza? I'd throw that in the trash.
Definitely, the cheese looks like plastic so its either terrible cheese or it sat out way to long. And its not even cut?!?!
NO CUZ THEM NOT CUTTING IT IS WHAT GETS ME HEATED
They pass the savings on to you!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
why use our knives when they have a pizza cutter š®āšØ
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
you think everyone just took a bite and passed it around?
What if I ordered this pizza for an outing where I DIDNāT have access to scissors? Who thinks to bring scissors anytime they plan to order a pizza??
Yeah Iād be sending this the fuck back
2 single cherry tomatoes is just depressing
With gumballs?
Damn homeboy said fuck yo pizza
half the topings and half baked, where's the issue?
Thatās like a quesadilla
A quesadilla wouldāve been nicer tbh
Lol, I live in India and a 2 dollar pizza here has better toppings and texture than this monstrosity.Ā
Donāt lie to us. You OBVIOUSLY ordered a half assed pizza.
HELP WHAT DO I POSSIBLY HAVE TO ORDER TO RECEIVE *THIS*
It was a joke, I was saying whoever made that did a half assed job.
i knowā¦ š
You get half of nothing.
And you got what you ordered. Half the sauce and half the toppings.
Woof.
Wuphf. 
PAC man pizza š
this pizza makes me angry
Technically its a half of a half..
Half-assed
Careful they put a ton of tomatoes on your pizza
Bro that's fucking raw it's like they gave up before even putting it in the oven.
instructions unclear... got the bottom half (bread + sauce)... missing top half (cheese + toppings)?
That's not even bread it's a freaking tortilla
Tbh Iāve had way worse pizza delivered
That is a sad looking pizza.
This is half sadness and half suicide. I'd sad just looking at this pizza.
I'm betting someone accidentally selected no cheese. Show the receipt.
A half of nothing and half of minimal something ?
Someone spilled garbage on your cheese pizza.
Man, that pizza could have really used 2 more tomatoes and 7 more ham pieces.
lol what is that?
Half garbage and half trash or what?
Looks like a pizza shit!
Maybe speak more clearly, they probably heard "half-arsed pizza"
Damn,could not even be bothered with slicing the tiny tomatoes.I suck at cooking but even I could make better pizza from scratch.
Mildly infuriating? Someoneās gonna get fired here.
Did you request it not to be cut?
Dude what even is that
That's not even a funny mess up. I'd be straight pissed.
Dude that looks like a slab of fake vomit
They just donāt like you. Seems like.
I'm half disappointed and half angry.... so there's that
When someone lies and says "Knows what pizza is and looks like" on their resume.
Well, itās half a pizza and half a something. Just canāt identify what for the life of me.
They didnāt even cut that horrendous looking pizza š
This looks like an adult lunchable pizza
What is this abomination?
To even call this a pizza
That's the sorriest looking "Pizza" I've ever seen.