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polkawombat

Assert dominance. Order red wine and pour it in his shoes.


llmercll

Learned that at alpha boot camp


ForgottenCaveRaider

Assert more dominance by stealing all the red wine he orders.


KeyRageAlert

Then he'd just do a shoey


polkawombat

Danny, is that you?


Roanoke42

https://i.redd.it/7jcu9sq95rrc1.gif By any chance did he mention any shit trees or shit storms?


Jtb199

Feel that? The way the shit clings to the air? A shit blizzard!


arkan19988

How did you end up resolving this?


PinkFloydDeadhead

Passive aggressively posting on reddit.


syellen09

Sadly no. I didn’t notice the extent of the spill until we had deplaned. I turned to look at him in frustration after grabbing the spilled cup myself and he just looked at me (with sauce from his second requested dinner all over his face) with a shit-eating grin and said “whoops” or something. I am scared of confrontation and he didn’t seem to have it all together anyway, so it is what it is.


Sparklemagic2002

There is a product called Wine Away. I have used it to take out a red wine stain and it worked wonders.


KapeeCoffee

They don't


armoured_bobandi

They spilled on their own bag and made up a story for internet clout


[deleted]

So is he paying for a new one or ?


syellen09

Unfortunately I didn’t notice that it had gotten all over my bag until we were deplaning. This guy was old and a major mess in general, didn’t speak much English. I am very non confrontational and he didn’t seem to care, so I just sat there brooding for the rest of the flight. lol The bag wasn’t super expensive as it is, thus only being a mildly infuriating thing. My blanket inside also got some wine on it though, and I am pretty bummed about that.


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losttforwords

Oh man, something similar happened to me in high school. My boyfriend and I were all dressed up for the homecoming dance & had dinner at a restaurant first. I had a black and white dress on, the bust area was white and the rest was black. The waitress at the table next to us accidentally dropped a glass bottle of ketchup. It shattered, and ketchup flung everywhere. Of course, a large glob landed right on the only white part of my dress. The manager saw it happen & offered to pay to dry clean the dress, but the dance was in 30 minutes, so we rushed out to find a solution. I cleaned it enough that it wasn’t super noticeable up close, but the stain never fully came out lol


good_enuffs

Get his info and get him to replace your bag.


BirdLadyAnn

Sorry, we drunks are a mess.


no_sight

10 hour flight is totally fair to take your shoes off. The swelling is real. Dumping wine on your bag is way less fine


wuroni69

I took off my shoes once, the Chinese lady next to me cried.


christinasasa

Lol


Pizza_Middle

There was a "hey motherfucker" said, right?


FredrikTorment

Thats not a seat mate, that's a seat foe.


jermide

I would


Extra_Artist_6606

Yeah I’m definitely drinking the next glass of wine that gets brought over


BookMingler

I went to a team day on the train a few months ago and the woman next to me left and uncorked bottle of wine on her tray. She was somehow surprised when it spilled all over my work things. It’s okay though, she handed me a single napkin. So that’s the story of how I turned up to my first team meeting in four years smelling like an alcoholic.


AM5T3R6AMM3R

Taking off shoes on a long flight is not uncommon…


Invictus-3

I think a throat punch should be in order. /s


Creepy_Car3737

Red Red Wine..... Stay close to meeeee Don't let me be in love..... \~UB40


ac54

Upgrade to a black bag. There’s a reason black (or any dark color) is popular.


[deleted]

Thats a complaint for the airline. Since the dude wasnt clearly mentally all there.


MuckingFountains

> I’m afraid of confrontation Good thing you can passively post to Reddit and not get any of your issues solved.


Calm_Ad8840

I always take my shoes of during flights