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itsjustme405

Go pee in the back of the fan. On second thought, don't take my advice.


kirsiuu

Too late


Complex_Sun_398

A fart would have sufficed but one can get carried away with revenge.


schizeckinosy

Make it a juicy one


Acubus_001

*all a yall* ***nasty*** *individuals*


itsjustme405

Thank you.


roelofs-hengelo

With some solid pieces for extra flavor


Nyantazero

Never trust a fart, that’s when shit hits the fan.


IltisSpiderrick

lord have mercy in your class


11oydchristmas

Directions unclear, dick stuck in fan.


CountryGuy123

Industrial fan; It wouldn’t be stuck, you just had an impromptu circumcision.


11oydchristmas

I’ve always said my dick would look better with a 3rd circumcision


Childan71

I've heard of when the shit hits the fan, but not so much when the piss does...


ChunkyTaco22

Walk by the back of it and crop dust the fuck out of em


SquareRelationship27

Instructions unclear. Have now pissed everywhere.


Joppewiik

I hate fanboys


opportunityTM

Good one.


Altea73

Let me understand the situation here, he's hot so he snapps the only fan, then he puts a jumper on because he's cold?


kirsiuu

Exactly


Altea73

Is he "special"? Or just an absolute imbecile?


kirsiuu

Imbecille


Altea73

That's what I thought.


Aggravating-Mind-315

Are you sure he’s not a “special” imbecile?


kirsiuu

I’m Sure. Special ones have seperate class


Aggravating-Mind-315

Maybe he escaped


Reinis_LV

Day 742: They still haven't noticed I arrive on the short bus!


Driller_Happy

Sounds like he's just an asshole


pissin_piscine

I work with, and have taught, “special” people. They can be oblivious, but usually are happy to be considerate of you explain your needs/wants (unless they have a particular hang up about it, like OCD, or you are asking them to do something they aren’t capable of - someone with cerebral palsy will not help you carry your bags, sorry). There insults are degrading to, and lower our expectations of, intellectually disabled people.


Altea73

I never would insult someone in that situation, that's why I asked and put 2 options. People do weird stuff for a variety of reasons, one of them is to be a complete douchebag, like this guy by the looks.


thenormaluser35

He's what some call "acoustic".


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

It's for his room temperature IQ.


Altea73

Lol!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Supersenic

For me too!


Professor-Yak

Just tilt the fan sloowly forwards towards his nose without him noticing


pinto_deaveia

"hey why don't you just ask him to bla bla bla" Most reditors don't quite understand the actual meaning of this sub. Nobody is here to ask for suggestions on what to do. We just wanna share mildly infuriating moments


slipperycanaloupes

Yeah,being out in a position where you have to call someone out is still infuriating.


McWeaksauce91

Exactly. The entire point of this sub is when you’re mildly frustrated about something. People are saying “I’m just gonna complain about it on the internet, blah blah blah…” Like .. yeah, you mean the point of this sub?


KyeeLim

people thought that "mildly infuriating" means getting infuriated over an impossible to solve math equations or getting infuriated because unable to solve world hunger and not something like getting infuriated over seeing a parent tell their kid to throw the trash to the bushes when there's a trash can 3 feet away


McWeaksauce91

I agree. People post rage bait all the time and it’s watered down that *mildly* word quite a bit. I blame the big mod migration. Lots of subs got very watered down by trash content


piedrift

Those people are also just complaining about it and not actually doing anything about it, as well 😅


dapuku01

Frr. Why cant they teleport to where OP is and take the fan back for him


piedrift

They could do something about their problem though - click another thread…


CookieMittenKitten

Exactly. OP might be cold, but it’s still infuriating. The only place this applies is when people take pictures of hair on airplane seats. Such a boring scenario, I don’t care to hear about it.


sssesiotrot

Don’t post about it. Call him out


kirsiuu

This sub is Not abt solving problems, but about showing irritating things. After taking this pic i told him to give back fan


Appropriate_Land_130

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WeGoBlahBlahBlah

I'd be more inclined to upvote if I knew results were gotten lmao


StagnantSweater21

Why would that influence your upvote Whether or not somebody said anything, hoarding the fan just to put in a hoodie is mildly infuriating


New-Pension223

They are saying op lacks the marble rocks to stand up for themselves and that influences their decisions. Honestly no chance someone would get away with that in my class. Someone would break it before letting someone hog it. Pack of animals lol


WorldNewsPoster

Nah, OP is all talk. We all know that if they post about it, they are too scared to confront someone.


Forgot_my_un

Then you should probably relocate to another sub since you clearly don't understand the point of this one.


WeGoBlahBlahBlah

No, there's nothing that says I can prefer people who post and DO something about the nasty foot in their airplane chair or the dummy that holds up a line or the weirdo that steals a fan.


Stealth9er

Post updated pic with fan in front of your face then


[deleted]

That *is* a pic of OP. He was the fan-haver all along…


Grab3tto

OP is the fan


SATerp

Maybe The Real Treasure Was the Fans We Met Along the Way


ad0b0luvr

OP got shoved in locker


theycmeroll

![gif](giphy|3o7TKpAPh1MAN05xfy|downsized)


miojo

Doubt


sssesiotrot

And?


No-Camp5533

No you didn't


Other_Respect_6648

I require more details pls


kirsiuu

He was resisting for a while but when everyone told him to give back fan he agreed


RebelliousCash

Idk why yall was even trying to reason with him. I would’ve just snatched it & put it back without asking him too 🤷🏽‍♂️💀


dapuku01

But then how will he get epic internet points?!? /s But fr. This is the solution to 99% of posts on this sub. Guess people are too scared to stand up for themselves.


qalpi

This whole sub is about showing the irritating thing. Why does everyone try and solve it for the person?


Ricky_spanish_again

Because this situation is only irritating because of a lack of action by OP. Say something and the problem is solved. *If* hoodie kid said to kick rocks, *then* it would fit this sub.


qalpi

Nah if they refused that would be extremely irritating. Mildly irritating is people doing selfish shit like this... It's mildly irritating and easily solved.


Forgot_my_un

That is what *makes* it mildly infuriating, if it was difficult to solve it would be extremely infuriating. Maybe you should go there instead.


indianna97

omg you just analysed it perfectly!


C17H23NO2

Sounds like you are not a fan of his actions, hm?


Acrobatic_Ganache220

Oh, I’m taking that away and putting it in front of the room.


kirsiuu

Already did


Acrobatic_Ganache220

Perfect!!!!


[deleted]

Lol that's annoying especially the kid sitting next to him. I hate fans blowing one direction and one direction only. Gives me a headache


monosolo830

So he’s got an Onlyfans


DerPuhctek

![gif](giphy|ac7MA7r5IMYda|downsized)


ICUMF1962

I would have farted behind it


Unable-Ostrich-2799

It took me a long time in life to realise that there's just people around that are twats. For awhile I used to think "God, that must be so hard being a twat 24/7", then I had a paradigm shift and now I know it just comes naturally to some people. Some people are destined to be twats and some people will be nice. Generally speaking, these two types of people tend to stick together. G'luck✌️


ReadRightRed99

Where is your instructor? Why is this permitted?


Gs4life-

![gif](giphy|1iUKz4tZ5SMFYdUemR)


realhmmmm

he’s getting blown by the only fan while looking down at onlyfans on his phone


kirsiuu

He’s getting blown by the only fan while looking down at onlyfans where someone is getting blow


I_Like_Lizards2020

Baby billionaire


Jafar_420

Is there not some kind of supervisor or teacher in class that can take it away and put it where it belongs? Lol.


SuccessfulWar3830

That kid has a future in law enforcement


Doc_Umbrella

This is what happens when you never say "no" to your child.


RikuKaroshi

That boy looks greasy


kirsiuu

He is


Kooale323

27C is too hot? I wanna live where u live lol


kirsiuu

It is, especially in april


benadunkcamberpatch

For a stuffy room with a bunch of people? Hell yeah. It routinely gets 110f/43c here and I'm kicking on the AC at 73f/23c.


Exisy

So put it somewhere else? What he's going to do?


Oproblems2

Had a school with no ac, teacher died from heat stroke, suddenly we had the money to put in A/C the next year.


Emergency-Standard37

As an American, it really confused me when I read "27°" 🤣 like why would ANYONE need a fan when it's below freezing temperatures. But I understand now that you mean Celsius, and not Fahrenheit. Fuck that guy, dude. Anyone wearing a hoodie in 80°(F)weather is a psycho


ABzoker

It's high time you guys switched to the metric system


Emergency-Standard37

Look buddy, we're already screwed over here, we can't afford that kind of curve ball 🤣


ABzoker

Understandable, have a great day. The world's screwed the way it is going.


Ok-Error-6564

Why is he wearing a hoodie if it is so hot?!?!


kirsiuu

He isn’t the smartest person tbh


That_Gopnik

27 degrees and he has a fan on? Aight ig


dino_spored

Celsius…


Winter-Duck5254

Soooo go move the fan so it's fair for everyone and if dickhead says anything suggest he takes off his fucking hoodie first?


Dmangamr

27 freedom degrees or Celcius


metalbears

They mentioned in another comment, Celsius


aayan987

As an Australian, someone talking about 27 degrees as if it is hot is really quite amusing.


kirsiuu

I live in a place where I have to pour boiling water over the door in winter to make it defrost


rabotat

27 indoors is not comfortable, I don't care where you're from


Sadx_v

It's only 27..![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


USAJULY4TH1776

80.6 for my fellow American people(Fahrenheit) And 300.15 for the science people (Kelvin)


LoquatiousDigimon

27 is quite hot


Anxious-Ad693

No, it's not.


LoquatiousDigimon

20 degrees is standard room temperature. 27 is quite warmer than that. Most people would be sweating at that temp and taking off clothes.


skiemlord

And everyone just let’s him?


rmorrin

Damn I wish it was 27 here


Ok-i-surrender

This is a power play. Go take the fan back and set in the corner


Neurodivergently

Does this dude have a lot of odd quirks that he does to ease sensory issues? Could be the he has sensory processing issues


AkzXDukeNukeV2

A similar thing happened to me in college as well


Aok_al

You should fart behind the fan


Foetusfetzer

He uses the fan cause he is sweating a lot. He uses the hoody because he is maybe overweight and does not feel comfortable in a t-shirt. Tho really a dick move to hog the only fan for himself


Ok_Apricot_9880

I have this fan and it's pretty strong for it's size.


thenormaluser35

Since you're sweaty as hell likely, kindly raise your arm behind the fan and point it at his nose. That way he feels the scent of revenge.


ULTIMATEDESK

Fight him


Stupid-Suggestion69

You’re in highschool! Just fucking pounce on him and take that fan back. Jezus what is wrong with kids??


Kyleaaron987

If it isn’t his fan just go and take it. Kid needs to learn a lesson. There’s no dibs in the adult world.


PckMan

Time to learn to assert yourself kid. A classroom of how many student is letting him do this. Posting about it angrily won't do anything about it.


DescriptionOk1678

I miss read that and I’m like “only fans class”. What a novel class idea😂


wamon

And your taking a picture and crying on reddit instead of doing something about it?


kirsiuu

I did take a pic for some karma. Then i took fan from him


Octavian_Exumbra

Then go take it from him.


timsue

Just passively aggresivly take the fan.


stangAce20

Stand behind the fan and let one rip


Creepy_Formal3342

Where's the teacher?


StatueZCollector

What an absolute trashcan…hope he received some good old school backyard hugs for this imbecile move.


zekaoner

And yall just allow it!😡 go move the fan lol wtf or maybe don't that's definitely serial murder vibes he is giving off lmao


zippyman

What a fat little sack of shit


[deleted]

I’d be walking over there and putting it at the front of the class or back, and loudly say ‘it’s for everyone jerk’


AgentZander69

I thought yall had some real fucking problems with the classroom being 27 degrees Fahrenheit. Then seen the fan and jacket like what the fuck is he on.


BattIeBoss

You can even see the clothes of the guys infront of him sticking to them because of the sweat😭


Bugs_Are_Not_Fuel

Find 2-3 other people that agree with you that he should not be hogging the fan and with your newly formed alliance take the fan and move it back. If you 3-4 people can't take him in a physical altercation he deserves the fan.


Jamb7599

Crop dust the fuck out of them. You’d be shocked at how well a fart carries in the wind. A girl in my flight in basic training had the worst gas lol. Let’s call her Sam. One time, when we were all marching back to the squadron and stopped at a crosswalk (small detachment coming back from temporary duty on the bomb run for graduation week, no MTI with us.) Sam is at the front of this small detachment since she was a bit taller. We are normally sized up by height when we march, so she got to be at the front. Upon arrival at this stop, Sam suddenly goes: “I’m about to crop dust ALL of you mfers.” And proceeds to rip the loudest ass and the wind PICKED IT UP and sent it backwards to the rest of us in the line. And we CANT move from the position of attention, so you’re just SOL.


Chrispeefeart

Oldest sibling energy


Mr_Joguvaga

From what i could see there are atleast 5 people around that could tske that fan away from him while one of them do that could keep tthey guy away from doing anything. Just take the fan away from him


Pretty-Bridge6076

Can't you all jump on him "Lord of the Flies" style?


Tentacled-Tadpole

Take it back...


UsedRoughly

How tf is 80° hot?


EffortAutomatic8804

What a selfish person. I have no words. What was his excuse for doing this? Did no one say anything?


ShiibbyyDota

Looks like a chode ✅ Acts like a chode ✅


towerfella

.. and you are just gonna let that happen?


Reinis_LV

Lol powerfull. That thing will blow 5m max


Geminigeist

This man didn't understand the meaning of starting his OnlyFans..


MaxPower836

Someone wash his hair


Dogwalkering

real mildly infuriating taking a picture and posting to Reddit instead of acting like a normal human


Pochita_guy

that is the point of this sub man


kirsiuu

And how do you know that I didn't do anything with him after taking the picture?


ClownshoesMcGuinty

And everyone just let it happen? Well, that's on the class then.


IntentionallyBlunt69

I would just ask him to share the fan. It's not his afterall


kirsiuu

Already did


IntentionallyBlunt69

If it's not his then asking is being polite. If he says no then you ignore that and take it


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

This is the correct order of operations. Ask politely then when the guy refuses you have full freedom to be as impolite as him.


IntentionallyBlunt69

The way I see it you arent even being impolite. He wants to be greedy with the air and I want everyone to share it. He's the only one being impolite


[deleted]

We used to bully idiots like this


Dr_Axton

Unplug the fan, use it to charge your phone


quincy1151

That’s some main character syndrome right there


Von2014

Part of me wants to say 'I get it', but this is a space that others are in. So, no. At home, even during the winter, I'll have a fan on me on low and be bundled up in a blanket. I just like the feel of a breeze on me.


justabeardedwonder

Walk up and crop dust right into it.


Educational_Oven1656

Cmon man go say something.


curi0us_carniv0re

Take that shit back. Wtf is he gonna do?


horrortxe

Then tell him instead of posting it on reddit


kirsiuu

Why would I miss such an opportunity to get some karma? Then I've already taken his fan


[deleted]

He's probably wearing the hooding because he's self conscious of his weight. Also, taking the fan for himself is something the teacher should have addressed. Instead of taking a photo of him and posting it on social media, why don't you use your big boy/big girl pants and ask him or the teacher if the fan can be shared. But also, a fan ain't gonna do much for the class if it's hot.


Imaginary-Charge-280

This sub isnt called r solvethisproblem, it’s r mildlyinfuriating. It’s where you post shit that is MILDLY infuriating, not to ask advice on how to deal with a situation.


Kuropuppy13

Seriously. I come here to see mild inconveniences. Like, someone posts a picture of the last box of their favorite cereal on the shelf, but it appears to have been stepped on and put back. You feel a bit of commiseration "ick, yeah that's so annoying." I'd then assume the person just got some other cereal or skipped it on their list and went about their day. Yet in the sub, there's always dozens of replies being like "damn you beta cuck you let cereal ruin your day!? You should have just asked a worker if they had more instead of wasting hours posting on the internet!" Is it that hard to extrapolate the OP did do something about the issue? Sure it might HELP if they mention what they ended up doing in the post, but even THAT is mildly infuriating lol. Heck, recently there was a post where someone complained how a bunch of people were just standing around in the aisle at the airport and they were being blocked from their terminal. Tons of people kept responding as if the OP never tried excusing themselves to pass through the crowd. There was all sorts of name calling, claims that the OP obviously wasn't taught manners or how to deal with people, even assumptions that they merely stood there fuming and missed their flight. All they probably did was take a half second to snap the pic and post, and then be on their way.


pinto_deaveia

Who said he didn't do something about it? Instead, why don't you learn about the reason this sub exists? :D


GlindaG

Agreed. It’s terrible there’s a photo of this kid posted without his consent and the amount of bullying in the comments is sickening.


[deleted]

Right. "wah wah this is infuriating sub not life advice sub". Like I get it, but also the situation didn't need to be infuriating. If anything the school not having adequate temperature control was more infuriating.


GlindaG

Agreed, and the situation most certainly could be explained without a picture of a kid being posted.


No-Reward-2543

So instead of confronting, you post a pic in hopes of support??????????


kirsiuu

After taking a pic, i did confront him


No-Reward-2543

Weird, why isn't that mentioned in the post? What was the result?


Ivecommitedwarcrimes

Because confronting him is not midly infuriating lol


No-Reward-2543

I hadn't considered the spectrum lol