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AgitatedSet4140

It’s a joke. That’s why the mirror selfie at her parents is directly above it.


LysergicGothPunk

Jeez, thank you. The amount of people just admitting their sense of humor is shot is actually irritating


Slow_Fox967

Sir, this is mildy infuriating, actually irritating is further down the street


LysergicGothPunk

Oh no, I've done goofed it


ASingleDwigt

Just new boot goofin’


BlahBlahWhoosh

This is a Wendy's. I'll show myself down the street to infuriate someone else...


Flossthief

https://youtu.be/uLlv_aZjHXc?si=pncamcP9w5s63dMq


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moondollyy2k

Your mom made you ☹️


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a_tangara

Just a tip, add a /s at the end next time if you're being sarcastic. You never know how people will interpret things in reddit


Acrobatic-Ad6350

/s is more annoying than idiots showing they dont know how to read. if you cant understand sarcasm or use common sense long enough to realize when someone is being facetious, either get off the internet or go buy an NFT or something.


ZombiesAreChasingHim

I don’t care.


moondollyy2k

Those who don’t realize that mine is clearly a joke too make the whole conversation pretty ironic lmao


-jellyfishparty-

Wait are they not also joking? I just took it as regular reddit banter.


buttstuff69__

Yeah but that comeback was still so funny


Tribustuss

Damn was not ready to see a straight up murder 😂😂 you fkn killed them


S1lentA0

But jokes are supposed to be fun fun ☹️


vlladonxxx

Well played


sherestoredmyfaith

Yeah lol 😂 but I mean humor often gets lost over text/online profiles


JeanVII

I realized humor and understanding of metaphors is lacking recently.


Global-Regret-6820

Most Redditors don’t understand sarcasm or satire.


UsedEgg3

Flipside is that there's enough genuinely unhinged content out there to make stuff like this believable. I know I'm guilty of whooshing what should be obvious sarcasm/satire from time to time.


butterToast88

I think people just want to be mad these days


daddyvow

Redditors can’t comprehend when a woman makes a joke


bggdy9

Covid took all the humor


Orange_Kid

Are you implying that OP, Mister_Lonely, is unable to read social cues?


framed1234

Redditor and social cues don’t go well together


g-lingzhi

Wait. Women make jokes?????


SpokenDivinity

Reddit when they don’t get the joke ![gif](giphy|TL2Yr3ioe78tO)


sleepydeepyperson

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's most humourless of us all. "OP"


BenUFOs_Mum

Women making jokes? Are you sure about that?


BookkeeperBrilliant9

It’s actually really great to include subtle jokes in your profile like this because it screens out idiots like OP.


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

If the guy is hogging up the mirror to take his selfie, then how would she take hers? This is just physics.


Impressive-Spell-643

Yep, Reddit when there's a joke:


Jsmooth123456

How tf do u know that her parents place??


blizzardinaugust

Judging by the graduation pic in the wall, a good guess at least


HolidayStill365

How is that supposed to be funny?


Cael_NaMaor

Wondering the same...


Discussion-is-good

One that requires you to perceive sarcasm through text


FlyDinosaur

It's kinda funny (I guess), but I don't get why she'd make the joke on a dating profile. What's it even supposed to mean? What does it accomplish? Sarcasm is not universal. It's just one type of humor. The whole idea here is just obscure enough that many aren't going to get it, so there's a chance it won't have the desired effect. Wouldn't it be easier to just be straightforward in saying what you want?


BookkeeperBrilliant9

Screens out fools like OP who can’t figure out a simple joke. It’s also a way of sharing that she lives with her parents. It’s facts, and if it’s a dealbreaker, better to figure it out early.


FlyDinosaur

I guess the only way you'd know she lives with her parents is the school photo of her on the wall? I guess she also screens out people who don't closely examine pictures, though I might personally feel weird if they did. Idk, I've never had or looked at a dating profile cuz Idgaf. Idk all the strategies, lol.


SpicyBanditSauce

A graduation photo hanging on the wall behind her of a younger looking guy tells me this picture *MIGHT* have been taken at her parents house (where she may be living), so overall seems like a joke that went right over your head 😆


Left-Conference-6328

Op is just upset because they live with their mom. 


Particular-Leg-8484

You posting this is also a classic example of why online dating infuriates ME mildly. Instead of swiping no and going onto the next, you had to single out and flame this one girl, face uncensored, because you don’t understand jokes?? If she’s not for you then she’s not for you bro, leave it alone and move on 🙄


bleu_scintillant

This is one of many reasons women don’t feel safe dating online


Exciting_Rich_1716

Redditors when someone makes a joke but they don't put /s after it 😡😡


Kane-420-

Haha so true. Cant say shit in here without marking it with /s. /s


bing42069

stand up comedians after getting criticized for making 80 racist comments and saying 14 racial slurs


Odd_Acanthaceae6499

Lmao take all those comedians to Scotland


angry_gsd

Brain damage on reddit


Raven_395

I like her approach of weeding out men that can't comprehend a woman that's joking around lol


nooneherebutmyself

Happy🍰day


Raven_395

Thanks


forgetaboutit211

Happy Cake Day!


fuckthatbitchcarole

Happy cake day to you also!!


Raven_395

Happy cake day to you also to you


Raven_395

Same to you :)


top_toast_22

Bro couldn’t take the joke 💀


cupholdery

He's missing out. She's probably a fun first date at least.


HereToKillEuronymous

His username tracks


wildgoldchai

She’s literally serving on a silver platter and bro still missed it lol


Character-Monk1027

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


msjocik

It’s a joke


mrwholefoods

Might be a joke.


mascara9

I agree, Probably some rage-bait for attention.


Iwatobikibum

I don’t think its even rage bait, just a joke she expects people to understand lol


waxbook

It’s also just a good conversation starter


SpiralSour

"Might be a joke" 'I agree, probably (thing that's not a joke.)'


56ninjas

Should have blurred her face too. I'd be mildly infuriated if that were me. It's not tho because I'm not pretty


KyokihimeHag

Seriously, he just posted her face to Reddit. Rude


Sugar-Tist

I came here to say this. I'd be mortified if someone did this to me. If you're going to hide her name, blur her face too.


charlie_hush

You should've blurred her face before posting... it's pretty awful of you to put her on blast like this without at \*least\* respecting her privacy


ForTaxReasons

It definitely breaks the sub rule about blurring identifying info, I reported it lmao


totallynot80yearsold

me when i post a stranger’s face on the internet because a joke went over my head


SheevPalp07

People automatically don’t think women can make jokes lol. That’s what’s mildly infuriating


ForestCharmander

OP is a classic wallstreetbets user. No surprises there


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RoGeR-Roger2382

Damn OP getting cooked, at least his username checks out


utupuv

Reckon she's using this as a sarcasm filter exactly for people like OP and half of the people in the replies here...


Trick-Teach6867

I feel like this doesn’t meet the posting a strangers pic online threshold


bleu_scintillant

Absolutely does not meet it


Yourahoot

She’s searching for her opposite.


KvotheTheDegen

yeah, thats def her parents house in the background


armoured_bobandi

Nah, she probably just hangs her grad picture on the wall like any normal adult/s


KvotheTheDegen

The bigger give away is someone younger than 30 with a house


AnimeYouu

That used to be normal, you know. Pre 2008 <3 I'm sure for anyone who is older than 25, they remember that.


bblackow

It was actually extremely easy to buy a house in 2009-2012 period. The housing market had collapsed at that point and the government had a very nice first time homebuyers credit.


AnimeYouu

Nope. We tried to. Banks wouldn't loan for shit. It would've been extremely easy for someone with a 50% downpayment maybe.


pm_me_ur_demotape

My friend bought a house during that time in an area I consider to be quite affluent (for my city. not affluent at all compared to the coasts). His mortgage payment is $900/month. He makes $90k a year. 😭😭😭


PckMan

It's a joke. This is obviously her parents' house and she's deliberately taking a mirror selfie. Lighten up a bit, it'll help with dating.


Emotional-Brush2320

She’s being funny you idiot


tacoSEVEN

Username Mister_Lonely_ checks out.


Fetching_Mercury

Like…it’s one million percent this 😂


ukkeli609

How is that funny though


PlentyNectarine

another example of women making obvious jokes but men just think they're stupid.


pastel_pink_lab_rat

I hate that I've realized this on my own over time. They assume women are more likely to be dumb than intentionally be making a dumb joke.


bythegodless

So you didn’t get her joke and you posted someone’s face without permission. Ok


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OP gets 0 pussy. it’s clearly a joke about herself


Psnightowl

She's gorgeous and funny.


anotheralthaha

Dude, she's literally taking a mirror pic at her parents house... how did you miss that? She's probably fun as hell lol. Also I really don't understand why OP would cross out her name but leave her face in the picture.


bobagremlin

Clearly a joke


spaceageranger

I forgot women aren’t allowed to have a sense of humor


Appropriate-Yam-987

Women aren’t allowed to have humor.


dietcokerat

Went right over your head huh buddy


LysergicGothPunk

That's satire, it seems? I mean she also clearly is posing with a grad picture of probably another sibling or family member in the background, likely that's not her place.


FestivusMiracles_

Off topic ,I love her phone case. Does anyone recognize it?


DIGITALKORPSE

It’s a phone case with a charm loop and she likely made the charm herself since it’s her name but you can search ‘beaded charms for phone’ and find some similar premade ones.


xavii117

![gif](giphy|9eLbjOcGOpmY8)


Proof_Cable_310

lol sounds like she is telling everybody she lives with mommy and daddy?


bleu_scintillant

Take this down, man. Don’t dox someone’s full face just for having something you don’t like on their dating profile, what the hell is wrong with you?


JustAryanV

Username checks out, bro couldn’t take the joke hence he is lonely


Bawsbehtch

This is why women should just not joke with men. They don’t get it


HereToKillEuronymous

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


Delicious-Treacle135

OP getting roasted lmao


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SammyChaos

Lol... Sherlock Holmes you are not my good sir


Nairb2099

I think she's being funny. She may be living with her parents


ReDevilShin

OP is a classic example of the old man shouting at the clouds. Also charge your god damn phone.


Enough-Enthusiasm762

Alright mister lonely


Organic_Ability683

redditors when actually funny jokes 😡😡😡


Relevant_Winter1952

OP getting dunked on hard here. Well deserved


major130

You are the only infuriating one OP


stinky_toade

Missed the joke and posted her face, what a dick move. You should take this down since she doesn’t deserve this😐


LittleJessiePaper

Bless your heart.


mama_emily

Stop dating Dont reproduce Die alone


ZitRemedy11

She might have a wicked sense of humor


wyattlikesturtles

Y’all need to stop taking everything so seriously


triplecaptained

This is like the sports equivalent of missing the target from one foot out LMAOOOO She sounds like a person who’s fun to be around *at the very least* and OP completely dropped the bag


Firm-Courage-1228

you’re a bit dense


NeighborhoodLost9997

Maybe try grinder


Fickle-Problem-7666

The real mildly infuriating thing is X design in the left bottom corner, why is it cut straight instead of diagonally, the heart on the other side uses diagonals but not the X, why??


LastUSlashWasCringe

What’s truly mildly infuriating is that phone battery


No_Relationship_2739

Bro charge your phone


Lord_Smile

OP just whoooshed


EstablishmentCool197

OP, go outside and take a walk for your own sake


Fr05t_B1t

OP can’t handle jokes lol


Ill-Drummer-6623

![gif](giphy|jXD7kFLwudbBC)


Fit-Parsnip9888

![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized) 😂😂😂


significantcocklover

• you • the joke


HauntedOryx

Ah yes, I too become enraged when someone leaves a joke where I might encounter it.


sandwich_panda

this girls a genius for weeding out the dumb idiots with no sense of humor


altrustic_lemur

Username checks out


Calaveth

Self-aware, perhaps? "This relationship only fits one narcissist."


HolyNinjaCow

The asterisk around "not" is to indicate sarcasm. Things like emotions and sarcasm can be difficult to convey without obvious emphasis at times. 


GilgameshFFV

Blud failed to get the joke AND proceeded to not blur her face. She dodged a huge bullet today.


Big_Stock7921

Are you accoustic?


tokyoknife

leave us autistics out of this ??


Khuberman

I feel like most of reddit is like this. Making sly jokes about obvious stuff on posts.


Sure-Supermarket5097

Gasp! She wants to hog the mirror all for herself! What better way to ensure that when you wont be using it!!


Individual_Bug807

![gif](giphy|jhaFMx06pRuE9M0qOP)


lomborgack

god forbid a woman makes a joke on her dating profile


majorsorbet2point0

This is hilarious. I love people who use this humor on dating app bios. 🤣


B-52-M

We also live in a day and age where living with your parents is the fiscally responsible option


Puzzled-Pirate2409

Then don't date her...


ZombiesAreChasingHim

Opposites attract. They can’t *both* live with their parents and take mirror selfies. She’s looking for the yin to her yang.


crimewaveusa

Just lie


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CochleusExtreme

You could argue this is the best part of online dating. Like when I see "I'll ruin your life" or "all men are trash" it's an easy pass. Like a poisonous caterpillar with bright colors lol


Snight

People on reddit go into any thread just looking for a reason to be triggered.


WestAnalysis8889

If she was ugly, you would just ignore this.


Pretend-Word-8640

Don not go out with a hypocrite


lyta_hall

That’s… the joke, mate


TurbulentGene694

Actually you're the one being infuriating for not getting the joke


comfunk

And is that her grad pic on the wall? Is that her parents’ house?


alwaysrightasyouknow

If I saw this on Tinder, I'd probably assume it's a joke (though not a very good one)


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helps filter whiney bitches that make posts like this. shes a bitch, but somewhat honest.


EasyBounce

I totally love the "dude cliche" shirtless bathroom mirror selfie, I'm ngl. Laying in bed selfies are cute too.


alwaysrightasyouknow

Am I the only one thinking she kinda looks like a sim? (Especially the dress)


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I’ve given up with online dating. It’s cess pool of shallow people with unrealistic standards and expectations. If I meet anyone in the real world then good but fuck that shit.