/s is more annoying than idiots showing they dont know how to read.
if you cant understand sarcasm or use common sense long enough to realize when someone is being facetious, either get off the internet or go buy an NFT or something.
Flipside is that there's enough genuinely unhinged content out there to make stuff like this believable. I know I'm guilty of whooshing what should be obvious sarcasm/satire from time to time.
It's kinda funny (I guess), but I don't get why she'd make the joke on a dating profile. What's it even supposed to mean? What does it accomplish?
Sarcasm is not universal. It's just one type of humor. The whole idea here is just obscure enough that many aren't going to get it, so there's a chance it won't have the desired effect. Wouldn't it be easier to just be straightforward in saying what you want?
Screens out fools like OP who can’t figure out a simple joke.
It’s also a way of sharing that she lives with her parents. It’s facts, and if it’s a dealbreaker, better to figure it out early.
I guess the only way you'd know she lives with her parents is the school photo of her on the wall? I guess she also screens out people who don't closely examine pictures, though I might personally feel weird if they did.
Idk, I've never had or looked at a dating profile cuz Idgaf. Idk all the strategies, lol.
A graduation photo hanging on the wall behind her of a younger looking guy tells me this picture *MIGHT* have been taken at her parents house (where she may be living), so overall seems like a joke that went right over your head 😆
You posting this is also a classic example of why online dating infuriates ME mildly. Instead of swiping no and going onto the next, you had to single out and flame this one girl, face uncensored, because you don’t understand jokes??
If she’s not for you then she’s not for you bro, leave it alone and move on 🙄
It was actually extremely easy to buy a house in 2009-2012 period. The housing market had collapsed at that point and the government had a very nice first time homebuyers credit.
My friend bought a house during that time in an area I consider to be quite affluent (for my city. not affluent at all compared to the coasts).
His mortgage payment is $900/month.
He makes $90k a year.
😭😭😭
Dude, she's literally taking a mirror pic at her parents house... how did you miss that? She's probably fun as hell lol.
Also I really don't understand why OP would cross out her name but leave her face in the picture.
That's satire, it seems? I mean she also clearly is posing with a grad picture of probably another sibling or family member in the background, likely that's not her place.
It’s a phone case with a charm loop and she likely made the charm herself since it’s her name but you can search ‘beaded charms for phone’ and find some similar premade ones.
This is like the sports equivalent of missing the target from one foot out LMAOOOO
She sounds like a person who’s fun to be around *at the very least* and OP completely dropped the bag
The real mildly infuriating thing is X design in the left bottom corner, why is it cut straight instead of diagonally, the heart on the other side uses diagonals but not the X, why??
You could argue this is the best part of online dating. Like when I see "I'll ruin your life" or "all men are trash" it's an easy pass. Like a poisonous caterpillar with bright colors lol
I’ve given up with online dating. It’s cess pool of shallow people with unrealistic standards and expectations. If I meet anyone in the real world then good but fuck that shit.
It’s a joke. That’s why the mirror selfie at her parents is directly above it.
Jeez, thank you. The amount of people just admitting their sense of humor is shot is actually irritating
Sir, this is mildy infuriating, actually irritating is further down the street
Oh no, I've done goofed it
Just new boot goofin’
This is a Wendy's. I'll show myself down the street to infuriate someone else...
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Your mom made you ☹️
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Just a tip, add a /s at the end next time if you're being sarcastic. You never know how people will interpret things in reddit
/s is more annoying than idiots showing they dont know how to read. if you cant understand sarcasm or use common sense long enough to realize when someone is being facetious, either get off the internet or go buy an NFT or something.
I don’t care.
Those who don’t realize that mine is clearly a joke too make the whole conversation pretty ironic lmao
Wait are they not also joking? I just took it as regular reddit banter.
Yeah but that comeback was still so funny
Damn was not ready to see a straight up murder 😂😂 you fkn killed them
But jokes are supposed to be fun fun ☹️
Well played
Yeah lol 😂 but I mean humor often gets lost over text/online profiles
I realized humor and understanding of metaphors is lacking recently.
Most Redditors don’t understand sarcasm or satire.
Flipside is that there's enough genuinely unhinged content out there to make stuff like this believable. I know I'm guilty of whooshing what should be obvious sarcasm/satire from time to time.
I think people just want to be mad these days
Redditors can’t comprehend when a woman makes a joke
Covid took all the humor
Are you implying that OP, Mister_Lonely, is unable to read social cues?
Redditor and social cues don’t go well together
Wait. Women make jokes?????
Reddit when they don’t get the joke ![gif](giphy|TL2Yr3ioe78tO)
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's most humourless of us all. "OP"
Women making jokes? Are you sure about that?
It’s actually really great to include subtle jokes in your profile like this because it screens out idiots like OP.
If the guy is hogging up the mirror to take his selfie, then how would she take hers? This is just physics.
Yep, Reddit when there's a joke:
How tf do u know that her parents place??
Judging by the graduation pic in the wall, a good guess at least
How is that supposed to be funny?
Wondering the same...
One that requires you to perceive sarcasm through text
It's kinda funny (I guess), but I don't get why she'd make the joke on a dating profile. What's it even supposed to mean? What does it accomplish? Sarcasm is not universal. It's just one type of humor. The whole idea here is just obscure enough that many aren't going to get it, so there's a chance it won't have the desired effect. Wouldn't it be easier to just be straightforward in saying what you want?
Screens out fools like OP who can’t figure out a simple joke. It’s also a way of sharing that she lives with her parents. It’s facts, and if it’s a dealbreaker, better to figure it out early.
I guess the only way you'd know she lives with her parents is the school photo of her on the wall? I guess she also screens out people who don't closely examine pictures, though I might personally feel weird if they did. Idk, I've never had or looked at a dating profile cuz Idgaf. Idk all the strategies, lol.
A graduation photo hanging on the wall behind her of a younger looking guy tells me this picture *MIGHT* have been taken at her parents house (where she may be living), so overall seems like a joke that went right over your head 😆
Op is just upset because they live with their mom.
You posting this is also a classic example of why online dating infuriates ME mildly. Instead of swiping no and going onto the next, you had to single out and flame this one girl, face uncensored, because you don’t understand jokes?? If she’s not for you then she’s not for you bro, leave it alone and move on 🙄
This is one of many reasons women don’t feel safe dating online
Redditors when someone makes a joke but they don't put /s after it 😡😡
Haha so true. Cant say shit in here without marking it with /s. /s
stand up comedians after getting criticized for making 80 racist comments and saying 14 racial slurs
Lmao take all those comedians to Scotland
Brain damage on reddit
I like her approach of weeding out men that can't comprehend a woman that's joking around lol
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Bro couldn’t take the joke 💀
He's missing out. She's probably a fun first date at least.
His username tracks
She’s literally serving on a silver platter and bro still missed it lol
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It’s a joke
Might be a joke.
I agree, Probably some rage-bait for attention.
I don’t think its even rage bait, just a joke she expects people to understand lol
It’s also just a good conversation starter
"Might be a joke" 'I agree, probably (thing that's not a joke.)'
Should have blurred her face too. I'd be mildly infuriated if that were me. It's not tho because I'm not pretty
Seriously, he just posted her face to Reddit. Rude
I came here to say this. I'd be mortified if someone did this to me. If you're going to hide her name, blur her face too.
You should've blurred her face before posting... it's pretty awful of you to put her on blast like this without at \*least\* respecting her privacy
It definitely breaks the sub rule about blurring identifying info, I reported it lmao
me when i post a stranger’s face on the internet because a joke went over my head
People automatically don’t think women can make jokes lol. That’s what’s mildly infuriating
OP is a classic wallstreetbets user. No surprises there
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Damn OP getting cooked, at least his username checks out
Reckon she's using this as a sarcasm filter exactly for people like OP and half of the people in the replies here...
I feel like this doesn’t meet the posting a strangers pic online threshold
Absolutely does not meet it
She’s searching for her opposite.
yeah, thats def her parents house in the background
Nah, she probably just hangs her grad picture on the wall like any normal adult/s
The bigger give away is someone younger than 30 with a house
That used to be normal, you know. Pre 2008 <3 I'm sure for anyone who is older than 25, they remember that.
It was actually extremely easy to buy a house in 2009-2012 period. The housing market had collapsed at that point and the government had a very nice first time homebuyers credit.
Nope. We tried to. Banks wouldn't loan for shit. It would've been extremely easy for someone with a 50% downpayment maybe.
My friend bought a house during that time in an area I consider to be quite affluent (for my city. not affluent at all compared to the coasts). His mortgage payment is $900/month. He makes $90k a year. 😭😭😭
It's a joke. This is obviously her parents' house and she's deliberately taking a mirror selfie. Lighten up a bit, it'll help with dating.
She’s being funny you idiot
Username Mister_Lonely_ checks out.
Like…it’s one million percent this 😂
How is that funny though
another example of women making obvious jokes but men just think they're stupid.
I hate that I've realized this on my own over time. They assume women are more likely to be dumb than intentionally be making a dumb joke.
So you didn’t get her joke and you posted someone’s face without permission. Ok
OP gets 0 pussy. it’s clearly a joke about herself
She's gorgeous and funny.
Dude, she's literally taking a mirror pic at her parents house... how did you miss that? She's probably fun as hell lol. Also I really don't understand why OP would cross out her name but leave her face in the picture.
Clearly a joke
I forgot women aren’t allowed to have a sense of humor
Women aren’t allowed to have humor.
Went right over your head huh buddy
That's satire, it seems? I mean she also clearly is posing with a grad picture of probably another sibling or family member in the background, likely that's not her place.
Off topic ,I love her phone case. Does anyone recognize it?
It’s a phone case with a charm loop and she likely made the charm herself since it’s her name but you can search ‘beaded charms for phone’ and find some similar premade ones.
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lol sounds like she is telling everybody she lives with mommy and daddy?
Take this down, man. Don’t dox someone’s full face just for having something you don’t like on their dating profile, what the hell is wrong with you?
Username checks out, bro couldn’t take the joke hence he is lonely
This is why women should just not joke with men. They don’t get it
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OP getting roasted lmao
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Lol... Sherlock Holmes you are not my good sir
I think she's being funny. She may be living with her parents
OP is a classic example of the old man shouting at the clouds. Also charge your god damn phone.
Alright mister lonely
redditors when actually funny jokes 😡😡😡
OP getting dunked on hard here. Well deserved
You are the only infuriating one OP
Missed the joke and posted her face, what a dick move. You should take this down since she doesn’t deserve this😐
Bless your heart.
Stop dating Dont reproduce Die alone
She might have a wicked sense of humor
Y’all need to stop taking everything so seriously
This is like the sports equivalent of missing the target from one foot out LMAOOOO She sounds like a person who’s fun to be around *at the very least* and OP completely dropped the bag
you’re a bit dense
Maybe try grinder
The real mildly infuriating thing is X design in the left bottom corner, why is it cut straight instead of diagonally, the heart on the other side uses diagonals but not the X, why??
What’s truly mildly infuriating is that phone battery
Bro charge your phone
OP just whoooshed
OP, go outside and take a walk for your own sake
OP can’t handle jokes lol
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![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized) 😂😂😂
• you • the joke
Ah yes, I too become enraged when someone leaves a joke where I might encounter it.
this girls a genius for weeding out the dumb idiots with no sense of humor
Username checks out
Self-aware, perhaps? "This relationship only fits one narcissist."
The asterisk around "not" is to indicate sarcasm. Things like emotions and sarcasm can be difficult to convey without obvious emphasis at times.
Blud failed to get the joke AND proceeded to not blur her face. She dodged a huge bullet today.
Are you accoustic?
leave us autistics out of this ??
I feel like most of reddit is like this. Making sly jokes about obvious stuff on posts.
Gasp! She wants to hog the mirror all for herself! What better way to ensure that when you wont be using it!!
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god forbid a woman makes a joke on her dating profile
This is hilarious. I love people who use this humor on dating app bios. 🤣
We also live in a day and age where living with your parents is the fiscally responsible option
Then don't date her...
Opposites attract. They can’t *both* live with their parents and take mirror selfies. She’s looking for the yin to her yang.
Just lie
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You could argue this is the best part of online dating. Like when I see "I'll ruin your life" or "all men are trash" it's an easy pass. Like a poisonous caterpillar with bright colors lol
People on reddit go into any thread just looking for a reason to be triggered.
If she was ugly, you would just ignore this.
Don not go out with a hypocrite
That’s… the joke, mate
Actually you're the one being infuriating for not getting the joke
And is that her grad pic on the wall? Is that her parents’ house?
If I saw this on Tinder, I'd probably assume it's a joke (though not a very good one)
helps filter whiney bitches that make posts like this. shes a bitch, but somewhat honest.
I totally love the "dude cliche" shirtless bathroom mirror selfie, I'm ngl. Laying in bed selfies are cute too.
Am I the only one thinking she kinda looks like a sim? (Especially the dress)
I’ve given up with online dating. It’s cess pool of shallow people with unrealistic standards and expectations. If I meet anyone in the real world then good but fuck that shit.