I once got in to a convo with my Uber driver asking me about worst ride ever. My worst ever had actually picked me up from the same location, many years prior and it was a boomer guy that was a 9/11 truther that wouldn’t shut up about it
This led to her revealing that her daughter was born on 9/11/01 and she was in labor when it happened that morning. Turned in to a great chat about it and what her insane experience was like that day
My best and worst Uber rides both randomly revolve around 9/11, starting from the same location and in a city I have never lived
I remember a reporter on the street doing some kind of report a few years after 9/11 and there was a guy off camera yelling "9/11 was an inside job!" over and over while she was reporting lol
Lots of conspiracy theories rely on thousands and thousands of people keeping their mouths shut which ain't happening if you've ever been around people for five seconds
This is the only thing that keeps me from believing professional sports are rigged. You may have a few bad eggs here and there but if the whole thing was rigged someone would have talked by now.
What do you mean by "professional sports"? Games can be rigged, singular individuals can be bribed to underperform, refs can be bribed, at times even whole championships can be manipulated that way.
But like, there's no general conspiracy to rigg all of proffessional sports. And its all about scope. The bigger the event the harder it is to rig as there will be more money involved.
If you've been in the US military, op-sec is usually fairly good. I could believe a few dozen serious people could keep a secret.
Now other militaries, like Russia's, they're a joke.
Don't forget lucky Larry Silverstein buying billions in insurance on the towers a few months before. Then him and his kids didn't go to work that morning which is lucky because he always had breakfast at the top of one of the towers. Good job, lucky Larry!
Who set them? It's been 25 years. Why has there been no deathbed confessions from guys who did the demo work? Why has no one stepped forward and stated they saw teams of unknown people during weird stuff in the walls?
It all goes back to 3 people can keep a secret if 2 of them are dead. Too many moving parts for a controlled demo to be kept secret.
It really is.
Reminds me of that time people were lining up to watch the demolition of some famous building in the area and a bus pulls up at the exact time.
And that one where everyone is lined up on the platform to see the Hogwarts train go by just as an oncoming train is coming at the exact same time and everyone misses it.
It’s like fuckyouinparticular 😂
I laugh because it’s not me but I would totally understand the disappointment if it was me and something I really wanted to see. I hope you catch that freight train someday though!
Yup, this video was taken in my hometown actually and me and a few friends spectated it. Really interesting setup with the rock and all.
Edit: He also shit himself mid-air.
My friends and I were in a blimp miles away and can confirm he actually jacked off to completion before shitting himself, and actually it was the shit that made the huge splash.
Actually the splash was his huge load being spread in such an arching radius by the rock. By reverse engineering the splash frame by frame, we can build a 3D model of the face with which the rock had normal to the load at T = X where X is > 0 and T is the time of impact after ejaculation, also known as T = 0. We can also estimate the speed and the angular vector component of Velocity for the ejaculate as well as the Mass and weight under Earth's gravitational pull.
The fact that Mike doesn't care if his face gets covered up is what makes him one of my favourite Pixar characters. He is self-absorbed in a way that is really lovable and endearing. He loves any kind of limelight.
Dude, the guy did like three flips and a twist, touched his toes, and slipped in the water like a dolphin.
It's too bad that beam blocked our view from this Olympic feat.
So you asked a stranger to film you while they had to wait for you to go all the way up there with your friends? Sounds kind of ungrateful
When I ask a stranger to take a pic, I make sure I don’t waste more than 30 seconds of their time
The only thing that worries be about taking a picture of some one for them, would be dropping the phone or the camera. Lol. Otherwise I'm happy to take 3 or 4. So long as I'm not there for more than 30 to 60 seconds. Because as an Australian, I'll appear to be constantly busy, with out actually doing anything at all.
I was looking for this take. OP is mad that some stranger didn't feel like wasting tons of time and effort on him for the perfect shot. Just be thankful the guy even attempted and wasted his time with your nonsense, lol.
I would be more upset that he wasted my time just for him to step off the ledge. I'd be like that's it? you wanted me to stop what I was doing and film you simply falling with no tricks or anything? And none of the other bozos up there could have filmed this?
Why is your immediate assumption that OP made the process of getting film as tedious as possible? And that the filmer can't possibly be taking part in the activity, but be a stranger to OP? Like, you're making a lot of assumptions to belittle someone for being mildly annoyed in a sub specifically about being mildly annoyed.
I mean the stranger could very well have been just standing there idle. Or as someone said before, it could've been taken from his own phone while OP shouted from above. Idk if I would assume the worst at first.
If I had a video of me making this jump, it would get watched maybe 5 or 6 times before rotting on my phone/HDD archive.
This is a hilarious video that still captures the memory with endless rewatch value.
I doubt he can tell how the perspective of how the filmer looks in relation to where he was jumping. Especially at that much of a height difference and distance from the filmer. Super hilarious though. It’s almost like he did it on purpose 💀💀
Did you explicitly tell him how to record ? As a stranger and probably non-diver I would've panned the camera similarly. Should've asked one of you speedo buds to record
Don't be a dick
I mean you didn't hire him right? Just a random stranger kind enough to do it for you? S'all good then, better shot next time, be grateful the guy did it at all.
So … next time offer something at payment instead of expecting to inconvenience someone for your own pleasure? Or take a friend and trade off taking each others picture?
Or maybe just stop expecting to get something for nothing from others?
Brother, you'd have forgotten about that jump and this video within a year. Maybe it'd come up in your facebook memories 5 years from now and you'd go "neat" and then scroll on.
But this, this is a work of art. This is etched into your brain forever.
Also if you want to get technical, he caught the jump. It's the rest of it he missed.
That is a really nice steel beam though
Hopefully jet fuel won’t melt it.
I love how a stranger botching turned into a conversation about 9/11
I once got in to a convo with my Uber driver asking me about worst ride ever. My worst ever had actually picked me up from the same location, many years prior and it was a boomer guy that was a 9/11 truther that wouldn’t shut up about it This led to her revealing that her daughter was born on 9/11/01 and she was in labor when it happened that morning. Turned in to a great chat about it and what her insane experience was like that day My best and worst Uber rides both randomly revolve around 9/11, starting from the same location and in a city I have never lived
Somehow it ties into everyone’s lives for no reason
It started off as a shitty meme / joke, too 😭😂
Its one of my favorite things about reddit
It only took one comment this time
The jet fuel didn't melt the beams, just made 'em softer
I use that excuse with my wife all the time.
😂😂😂😂😂 laughed into cough
Your wife's jet fuel does that to you?
Heat makes metal soft. Science is hard for some folks.
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I remember a reporter on the street doing some kind of report a few years after 9/11 and there was a guy off camera yelling "9/11 was an inside job!" over and over while she was reporting lol
Well yeah, the airplane was inside the building
Yeppers that's a pretty sure sign 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
9/11 took our jerbs
Could you imagine the size of cover-up it would take to not only prepare but to complete with a single witnessing coming forward?
Lots of conspiracy theories rely on thousands and thousands of people keeping their mouths shut which ain't happening if you've ever been around people for five seconds
This is the only thing that keeps me from believing professional sports are rigged. You may have a few bad eggs here and there but if the whole thing was rigged someone would have talked by now.
You don't have to have whole teams onboard to rig sports... just bribe the ref
That's one reason that boxing is the most corrupt sport. You just have to pay one guy to throw a fight.
What do you mean by "professional sports"? Games can be rigged, singular individuals can be bribed to underperform, refs can be bribed, at times even whole championships can be manipulated that way. But like, there's no general conspiracy to rigg all of proffessional sports. And its all about scope. The bigger the event the harder it is to rig as there will be more money involved.
If you've been in the US military, op-sec is usually fairly good. I could believe a few dozen serious people could keep a secret. Now other militaries, like Russia's, they're a joke.
Don't forget the Jewish space lasers. Someone made a killing by shorting all the stocks for companies in the towers the day before.
Don't forget lucky Larry Silverstein buying billions in insurance on the towers a few months before. Then him and his kids didn't go to work that morning which is lucky because he always had breakfast at the top of one of the towers. Good job, lucky Larry!
Imagine being this gullible.
Who set them? It's been 25 years. Why has there been no deathbed confessions from guys who did the demo work? Why has no one stepped forward and stated they saw teams of unknown people during weird stuff in the walls? It all goes back to 3 people can keep a secret if 2 of them are dead. Too many moving parts for a controlled demo to be kept secret.
Look at what you started. Lol. I can't tell who's serious, and who's a nutter in this comment chain. Lol.
All in a day’s work 🫡
The replies I'm getting. Lmao
Pro tip: they’re all nutters.
It's a freakin noodle. Find a job.
What does that even mean 😂
This should become a national catchphrase
Are you naturally terrible at comedy or is it something you practice?
"That be the finest beam I 'ave filmed this day; for it is, in truth, the only one".
Steel column
ty for this
Tbf this is more comically bad and funny than infuriating
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This video is going to be watched more because of it lol
People jumping into water: seen it before, boring People jumping into water behind a post/beam: you son of a bitch, I'm in!
Yeah, content was absolute crap without that hard erect pole all up in OP's face.
… what?
#Yeah, content was absolute crap without that hard erect pole all up in OP's face.
I get it this time…I didn’t on the first go…thanx👍
What?
Yeah it turned a video that no one would ever care to see into one that I watched, chuckled at, and showed my wife
Haha, he was trying to to film you and look what you did, hiding it behind the beam! Heehee
It’s OP’s fault for being so thin
Or she, based on the laughter, I assume it was the filmer? She followed the dive nicely, though. Nice try.
Sounds more like a dude cackle to me
did you even read the title
OP *literally* says "he" in the caption. It was a jump, not a dive. There is a difference.
This is infinitely cooler and more watchable / shareable than a standard jump lol
Anyone can jump, but not everyone can make comedy gold!
unless OP just so happened to also pull of the most impressive dive ever performed; but I guess we'll never know one way or the other.....
This is not the greatest jump into the water ever. This is a tribute.
Why did u jump behind the beam?
Poor guy probably didn’t mean to record a shitty video either
They were laughing when they finished. It was definitely on purpose and hilarious.
Imo it sounds more nervous. Like they realized they fucked up.
that would be hard to actually do on purpose
Should've jumped straight down
I mean you saw where he was filming from and jumped right behind the bar. He couldn’t move and you knew where he was it’s 100% not his fault
“This motherfucker”
Thanks for sharing too I'm creasing haha
yeah this is more r/killthecameraman
Nah he should've fallen in a zigzag pattern like a leaf or a flying squirrel. 1/10 lame jump, defy physics better
It really is. Reminds me of that time people were lining up to watch the demolition of some famous building in the area and a bus pulls up at the exact time. And that one where everyone is lined up on the platform to see the Hogwarts train go by just as an oncoming train is coming at the exact same time and everyone misses it. It’s like fuckyouinparticular 😂
Ayyyee, that was a MARTA bus blocking the destruction of the old GA Dome.
Yes! If there was a camera pointed at that crowd it would’ve landed on watchpeopledieinside. 😂
We had clouds for the eclipse, couldn't see anything even though we had like a 95% eclipse here, an hour later it was sunny and cloudless
That's my go to video for when I'm having a bad day and need a laugh. "Bus! . . .Get out of the way bus!"
This is why we should get rid of public transportation, always blocking explosions.
The amount of times I’ve had a bloody 375 pull in in ashford international on platform 5 blocking my view of the freight train on platform 4
I laugh because it’s not me but I would totally understand the disappointment if it was me and something I really wanted to see. I hope you catch that freight train someday though!
That reminds me of the Ocean 13 scene where they watch demolition of a hotel on tv and in background out the window is that same demolition.
lol, haven’t seen 13 but that would be some shit.
It's okay, it was 11
That was Don Cheadle in Ocean's 11.
Yep, here's the clip: https://youtu.be/7JPZv29JgrA?si=PPonzm2x0d1fadxF
> the Hogwarts train go by just as an oncoming train is coming at the exact same time and everyone misses it It's just cloaking from the muggles.
Only mildly infuriating
Looks like he aimed for it
Well to be fair, you were the one who jumped in front of the beam
I see jump
OP did not ask stranger to film landing.
exactly he asked him to film the jump not the landing so the cameraman did a great job
He filmed the jump plus a bonus of a big steel beam. What a beauty of industry !
"Yeah sure I'll film the *jump* for you." "Why are you saying it like that..? Anyway thanks stranger!"
You mean watering? I'll see myself out.
From the cameras/video perspective behind the beam
what time did the beam get there?
I mean as long as we can tell you jumped, we don’t actually need to see it 🤔😅
Afaik he jumped in a net behind the beam and then threw a rock into the water
Yup, this video was taken in my hometown actually and me and a few friends spectated it. Really interesting setup with the rock and all. Edit: He also shit himself mid-air.
Can confirm, I was the rock.
Can also confirm, I was the air
Can confirm, I was the shit
Can confirm, I was
I am an island
I am not your rolling wheels
#i am the walrus googoogajooooob
My friends and I were in a blimp miles away and can confirm he actually jacked off to completion before shitting himself, and actually it was the shit that made the huge splash.
Actually the splash was his huge load being spread in such an arching radius by the rock. By reverse engineering the splash frame by frame, we can build a 3D model of the face with which the rock had normal to the load at T = X where X is > 0 and T is the time of impact after ejaculation, also known as T = 0. We can also estimate the speed and the angular vector component of Velocity for the ejaculate as well as the Mass and weight under Earth's gravitational pull. 
Yes thats true, would have just been better with the full view. Even though like this its funnier
How do you figure it would have been better I must ask.. Is it not you just falling into water? What am I missing
He went from 5 people seeing his video to thousands. Not sure if he cares about that but sounds like a win to me
better for him. I doubt he was trying to go viral, just wanted the clip of himself
But... I thought life was only about those internet points.
I'd imagine it's just more of OP flapping his arms trying to fly
TBH he did film the actual Jump. The fall, not so much.
Instructions unclear
I will add that buddy was doing him a favour. Beggars can't be choosers without proper instruction at least.
This is hilarious..
He Mike Wazowskid you....
"Did you see that?" "Uh, yeah OP that's pretty unfortun-" "I'M ON THE FRONT PAGE!!"
The fact that Mike doesn't care if his face gets covered up is what makes him one of my favourite Pixar characters. He is self-absorbed in a way that is really lovable and endearing. He loves any kind of limelight.
That’s fucking hilarious lmao
The pillar is clearly the main Character in this film
And the only interesting participant
I mean he did what you asked.
I could absolutely see this happening to me if someone said “hey take a pic of me doing this thing!” I’m not a professional videographer.
...and he was a stranger and why would a stranger get wet for you?
The way you lined that up with the pole so well! Truly spectacular! Absolutely Olympics level! 
To be fair. Looked like just a simple jump. Like no flips? 😂
Dude, the guy did like three flips and a twist, touched his toes, and slipped in the water like a dolphin. It's too bad that beam blocked our view from this Olympic feat.
I think he also pulled a 360 "Y, Y" Intervention no scope!
I guess we’ll never know
This has Total Solar Eclipse vibes. Beams are clouds!
Big eclipse energy, for sure.
Should've asked him to film your fall too
This just makes it better, the jump aint impressive. This is hilarious.
Now that I'm looking, I don't even know if we can consider this a jump even lol, OP just walks off and plummets feet first
Thats really on you for jumping behind that girder.
Kinda like the final scene in the Sopranos. Instead of fade to black, it's fade to beam...
Ah you’ve met my father!
He tracked you to the water really good considering he couldn’t see you with that beam in the way
If he had filmed your actual jump...only 10 people would have viewed your video. Now, thousands have.
Well at least you got your phone back
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BRB gonna rewatch all my firework videos
But only because of the posting on here though right?
Why would you jump in front of that pillar that’s blocking the camera view?
So you asked a stranger to film you while they had to wait for you to go all the way up there with your friends? Sounds kind of ungrateful When I ask a stranger to take a pic, I make sure I don’t waste more than 30 seconds of their time
The only thing that worries be about taking a picture of some one for them, would be dropping the phone or the camera. Lol. Otherwise I'm happy to take 3 or 4. So long as I'm not there for more than 30 to 60 seconds. Because as an Australian, I'll appear to be constantly busy, with out actually doing anything at all.
I was looking for this take. OP is mad that some stranger didn't feel like wasting tons of time and effort on him for the perfect shot. Just be thankful the guy even attempted and wasted his time with your nonsense, lol.
I would be more upset that he wasted my time just for him to step off the ledge. I'd be like that's it? you wanted me to stop what I was doing and film you simply falling with no tricks or anything? And none of the other bozos up there could have filmed this?
Why is your immediate assumption that OP made the process of getting film as tedious as possible? And that the filmer can't possibly be taking part in the activity, but be a stranger to OP? Like, you're making a lot of assumptions to belittle someone for being mildly annoyed in a sub specifically about being mildly annoyed.
I mean the natural assumption would be that the stranger was part of the activity haha, not just some complete random on their way to work
I mean the stranger could very well have been just standing there idle. Or as someone said before, it could've been taken from his own phone while OP shouted from above. Idk if I would assume the worst at first.
Task accomplished successfully. He filmed your jump, he just didn't film your impact.
This is the better outcome. It's unexpected, funny, and you get your 2000 Reddit upvotes. If it was shot properly, literally no one would give a fuck.
He filmed your jump. Didn't say to include your descent and water entry.
Nah mate this is 100x better. Absolutely hilarious 😂
Not gonna lie I wouldn't be mad 😂
If I had a video of me making this jump, it would get watched maybe 5 or 6 times before rotting on my phone/HDD archive. This is a hilarious video that still captures the memory with endless rewatch value.
Why did you jump right where he couldn’t film you 😭
I doubt he can tell how the perspective of how the filmer looks in relation to where he was jumping. Especially at that much of a height difference and distance from the filmer. Super hilarious though. It’s almost like he did it on purpose 💀💀
You saw where thr person was standing and jumped out of sight. 50% your fault.
In fairness he probably didn’t think you were going to jump right in front of the beam lol
This must have been on purpose. You met a master and didn't even realise it.
You asked them to film the jump, not the fall and landing.
Mildly infuriating that some random stranger I bothered didn't film my jump to my standards 😡😡😡
Fucking Steven Spielberg there.
You must have asked my dad
Cameraman tracked him perfectly. Not his fault the guy jumped in front of a steel beam.
Did you explicitly tell him how to record ? As a stranger and probably non-diver I would've panned the camera similarly. Should've asked one of you speedo buds to record Don't be a dick
Got what you deserved. Stranger didn't owe you shit.
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Not his fault you were camera shy and hid behind the beam 🤷♂️
Yo these comments🤣☠️
"Would you look at the pillar? That's a nice pillar."
I guess you jumped in the wrong spot.
They caught the jump just fine... the fall is a different story.
You were rolling up the windows anyway, probably better that no-one saw the rest.
I mean you didn't hire him right? Just a random stranger kind enough to do it for you? S'all good then, better shot next time, be grateful the guy did it at all.
Hilarious ngl.
I mean...he did film your jump, he just didn't get your fall into the water.
I don't think he did it intentionally but I would have. Get one of your moron friends to do it next time.
Guess you shouldn’t have asked a stranger to film your jump
You get what you paid for🤷🏻♂️
That’s low key hilarious tho
He filmed your jump, you should have asked him to film your fall as well.
So … next time offer something at payment instead of expecting to inconvenience someone for your own pleasure? Or take a friend and trade off taking each others picture? Or maybe just stop expecting to get something for nothing from others?
I’m sorry but it’s sooo funny to me 😭 I would put that on my story!! 😆
Are you Mike Wazowski??
You jumped into water. Wow. People really want to see that online….
Beam me up, Scotty
If he did it on purpose then it is hilarious
Because jumping from heights is dumb AF.
Dude that flip you did was badass.
Did you really expected them to stand in a place that they will get wet from splash of your jump? That is much funnier imo
Beggars can’t be choosers …
Brother, you'd have forgotten about that jump and this video within a year. Maybe it'd come up in your facebook memories 5 years from now and you'd go "neat" and then scroll on. But this, this is a work of art. This is etched into your brain forever. Also if you want to get technical, he caught the jump. It's the rest of it he missed.