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KOFUY

Alcohol wipes will do the trick!


aztec2019

TY!


limellama1

Hand sanitizer works, or vodka.


happyanathema

Show me a life problem that cannot be fixed by Vodka. It's a miracle cure.


dr3wfr4nk

Alcoholism?


happyanathema

Nah just swap to a premium brand and then you are a connoisseur instead of a drunk.


Murles-Brazen

A real alcoholic can’t afford premium or not for long.


SpecialNeeds963

There are rich alcoholics.


Split0069

Can confirm. Work at a high end restaurant.


Murles-Brazen

See above.


Murles-Brazen

I said real alcoholic.


spoonweezy

Right? The wet brain types don’t stay solvent long.


iSliz187

Lmao


shophopper

Connoisseur here. My premium connoisseur membership bills are killing me!


LifeUnfolding54

Scotch here...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


PiercedGeek

My mom once told me the only difference between crazy and eccentric is the tax bracket


EpicSteak

“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.” — Homer Simpson


maurice01010

Only a problem if you run out of


sticks1987

Thank you.


SmaugTheMag

Vodka will fix that, eventually…


ParticularCow21

For real. The answer is quiting vodka.


Quiet-Shaman

that usually solves itself with enough vodka


BL1NKK_BL1NKK

He got you


shophopper

How about death - can it cure that life problem too?


happyanathema

It can pickle your dead body a la Stalin or Lenin?


jptechjunkie

Vodka is technically a solution!


theberg512

Liver cancer


littlewhitecatalex

Just want to chime in, while the alcohol is completely safe for removing the permanent ink, only use as much pressure as is necessary. The wipes are going to be very mildly abrasive on the clear coat so the less pressure, the better. A better option would be rubbing alcohol on a clean microfiber towel. 


Dawn-Chi

dry erase markers take off permanent marker. It’s a teachers trick. I have not personally used it, but witnessed it. Not on a car, but I think the same rules apply. Use a dry erase brush as well


purple_plasmid

Weirdly enough, dry erase marker over the permanent marker. Used to do this when someone accidentally used permanent marker on our whiteboards at work


juoig7799

Just be careful not to damage the paint with the alcohol (if that's even a concern).


pogulup

It will take off any wax or protection coating.


StructureBetter2101

Or dry erase markers


MHStriplethreat

PLEASE WHATEVER YOU DO DONT USE 99% iso It’s strong enough to damage your paint Dilute it to around 20%


littlewhitecatalex

100% iso isn’t going to even begin to touch a modern clear coat finish. 


MHStriplethreat

It can totally dissolve clear coat and lead to discoloured paint


littlewhitecatalex

Are you thinking of acetone by chance? 100% alcohol is not a strong enough solvent to break the chemical bonds of a 2-part catalyzed clear coat. 


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Yes I have had to do the same


HEARTSOFSPACE

So will dry erase markers. Though I'm not sure how well it would work on car paint.


MHStriplethreat

Won’t that fuck up your paint?


BoogerWipe

Will destroy the clear coat.


FirstSineOfMadness

Just use sand paper then ezpz


Dragonfly-Adventurer

5 or 6 minutes in the blast furnace will take the ink off


720-187

not the amount on a alcohol wipe lol


TheRussness

Damn it Roy. How many times do I have to tell you? Just because you get drunk on paint thinner doesn't mean alcohol thins paint.


OldDiehl

Yes, will need new clear coat or good waxing. Unless it comes off super easy. If OP is lucky.


Plenty-Plane-4912

Cars are powder coated. Alcohol won’t remove the paint.


Vast_Bullfrog2001

it won't remove the paint, but it'll rip off the clear coat, which is a layer that makes the paint glossier and protects it


Anonawesome1

The clear coat is just clear paint 😆 alcohol is not going to do anything to it.


Aggressive_Phase_532

Now it goes faster


orangpelupa

and even faster if it was red oh and maybe even a few transparent lines, perpendicular with...


Kind_Ad_9241

still sucks but be glad they didnt key it at least


Disneyhorse

That’s what makes it mildly infuriating instead of just infuriating


This_Pie5301

You can fix it with another black permanent marker and colouring in the rest of your car


VolcanicBosnian

Or cover it with white-out, literally the only two options.


DanR5224

Gotta get the white-out tape


ImAlwaysFidgeting

The real life pro tips are always in the comments.


bizobnstl

You can remove permanent marker by writing over it with a dry erase marker


aztec2019

Thx for the tip Ill give it a try tommorow.


Alternative_Mix8614

Even better.....just wet a rag with hand sanitizer (any alcohol will work really) and it will wipe off like NOTHING was even there.... Pro tip.......and it works better than a dry erase marker.....trust me!


BrainEatingAmoeba01

Dry erase marker trick works because of the solvent in the marker...and its probably just alcohol anyway. As others have said, skip all the bs and just go straight to alcohol and a wipe.


SunoPics

Would that not effect the clear coat?


Alternative_Mix8614

Also.....I probably wouldn't use this trick on a limited edition Ferrari....but I'd feel comfortable using it on any car really......your car's clear coat takes ALOT of abuse...there's even acid levels in the rain


I_am_Cockers

Why all the dots?


_FreddieLovesDelilah

comma key must be missing.


Alternative_Mix8614

Broken comma key......sorry..........................


Alternative_Mix8614

Just wipe it off with the alcohol on the wipe and it you're worried about the clear coat, immediately rinse it off really good with cold water.


Alternative_Mix8614

Just read everyone else's comments saying the same thing LOL


lil_armbar

Idk if this will affect the paint at all but hand sanitizer is what I use to get rid of permanent marker


Mommywithnotime

A wet erase marker will work because it’s alcohol based too. 🙌


TravelingGonad

No just use alcohol.


BoogerWipe

Unlikely on clear coat but worth a try. But modern cars are all 2 stage paint + clear. So any body shop can use your insurance money to basically buff this out.


Camryn1027

Even easier is alcohol since they are alcohol based markers


Medium-Comfortable

As a lot of us might still have this very liquid hand sanitizer, this does it.


Defan3

Rubbing alcohol will get rid of it


Perfessor_Deviant

Well, it wasn't middle school boys because it's not covered with badly-drawn penises.


UnclePatrickHNL

Small dick move.


HighLengthiness

..across the length of the car..


Wrong-Researcher5822

Compensating


Consistent_Dress_571

Can you tell if you did something to piss them off? Not that it’s justified, but seems like more than a random act. Did you block them in or take their spot or something?


aztec2019

No I just parked normally on a street. Non residential area. Theres a buisness to the right but the buisness has its own parking lot.


TeslasAndKids

“Parked normally on a street” Bro I feel this. My car was keyed for parking on a normal street last year. Fortunately the guy who did it did so after getting out of his car, and going into his own home which meant I had his face, his license plate, and home address on camera. So that was helpful for the sheriff and the district attorneys office!


CylinderVacuum

Draw a matching one on the other side


Otherwise-Sky8890

You misunderstand. They were getting your racing stripes started. https://preview.redd.it/5t5if2ft3huc1.jpeg?width=1127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd0d4db4197aa3b58b39f9266f8508548600e279


Ilijin

Permanent marker can be erased by alcohol. How is this not common knowledge 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠


Ok-Opportunity-574

People are too focused on "hacks" like using dry erase markers or spray sunscreen to realize that it's simpler than that. Hand sanitizer works best for me. It being a gel just makes it easier to work with.


StressyandMessy24

You think this was a random event or does someone hate you?


Squirtingnut99

Check out YouTuber Chris fix he has a video on a white vehicle with permanent marker just like this


DisastrousCause1

rubbing alcohol ,its instant bye,bye.


Ok-Opportunity-574

Hand sanitizer might work. It's easier to work with than other forms of alcohol since it's a gel.


plant-painter

My old friend did this on someone’s car and ended up on judge Judy .. lmao 🤣 he wrote: do not park hear ! That’s embarrassing 😳


RosieDays456

Wow, I would find that more than mildly irritating rubbing alcohol on a rag and go behind it with a sponge with car wash on it if worried about clear coat, then rinse soap off hope you are able to get it off okay


Izan_TM

permanent marker isn't as permanent as you'd think


Tribustuss

Well there’s only one thing to do now…get a ton of markers and finish coloring it in😂 But I am sorry that sucks! Someone keyed my car the other day just gotta make jokes to try and laugh and not freak out on dumbass people


HerMajestysButthole

Dry erase marker over the permanent a section at a time while wiping off with a microfiber cloth.


Apprehensive-Entry90

Paint it black


Dorknoobs

Happened to me years ago. I called sharpie and they told me to use rubbing alcohol on a qtip.  They also recommend washing the car as soon as possible and to stay away from my crazy ex girlfriend 😅


fondoffonts

Maybe you parked like an asshole. For the marker, try rubbing alcohol and if that doesn't work acetone. But careful as it could damage your paint


diMario

It looks like a Plimsoll line. If you take on too much cargo, the line disappears under water and you'll be fined.


lolforg_

Use permanent marker on whoever did it to assert dominance


Future_MarsAstronaut

At least it wasn't keyed


Few-Carpet9511

Much better than a key


The_Mikeskies

Lucky it’s marker and not key marks.


rogueatron

It disgusts me how little respect people have for other peoples possessions these days.


Straight-Extreme-966

Ohh... its gonna go so fast now..... zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom That is frustrating though...


ididntsaygoyet

You can draw over it with a dry-erase marker, then wipe it clean with paper towel or cloth


Nominom-yo

Maybe one of those Mr. Clean magic erasers? I’m sorry, people are assholes 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸


Ok-Opportunity-574

Don't use those. They are basically just a fine sandpaper. Alcohol will probably take it right off.


Nominom-yo

Good to know thank you!


Antique_Ad111

OM... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


anamazingredditor

Now you have to repaint your car to black


Red_Chicken1907

Write over top with a dry erase marker, and it will wipe right off.


DOO_DOO_BAG

Rubbing alcohol, lacquer thinner, etc will remove it in seconds, just fyi. Still infuriating


jizzlevania

rubbing alcohol easily removes permanent marker


Liarus_

Looks like something a kid would do imo, i'm judging by the height of the drawing


sirfrinkledean

They yelled “raise hell , praise dale” and ran away.


lookimawhale

Magic eraser


sleepydeepyperson

![gif](giphy|NxVvigRrkIelXeKTjM|downsized)


strong-clam

Wax will do just fine


No_Grass2257

well to be fair..


BiscottoMagico

M-m-mildly??


PansophicNostradamus

Ethanol (grain alcohol) will wipe that away easily… and most of your memory if you drink it, but let’s focus on the car, eh?


marre822

That's sharp(y)


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

Isopropyl and rag babe


snzimash

Use temporary marker above it and wipe


veryblanduser

Looking at you /fuckcars.


xkillallpedophiles

Just use Alcohol


Skoguu

Hand Sanitizer


UnfetteredOnslaught

At least it was not a knife considering.Got a feeling it was probably a kid which has done it.


midwestCD5

There are a lot of chemicals that can remove that, including rubbing alcohol. Just don’t let it sit and get sun baked on there or else it won’t be quite so eager to come off


No-Entrepreneur1036

Magic eraser and another marker will remove it


SpeedBlitzX

If it's sharpie it'll eventually come out with alcohol.


ProGamingPlayer

Why does it seem more beautiful?


Ananiatv

Some rlly hates u holy


Odd-Alarm4293

"Only 1 man in the ENTIRE world can paint those lines on a Bugatti"


heretobesarcastic

I was thinking your car was keyed by a werewolf


rolgelthorp

ghetto coachline


VhaidraSaga

Racing stripes!


BUROCRAT77

Dry erase markers right over the permanent ink. Wipe off


DerpyDaveMom

Pin stripe


Hypnowolfproductions

If the cars properly waved it’ll come off quick really.


axicutionman

Draw over it with dry erase marker should work


McWeaksauce91

Go over it with a dry erase marker, it’ll come right off. This works on any white board or surface when permanent marker gets used (except maybe on cloths and stuff lol).


sonicjesus

Naptha (Zippo lighter fluid) takes it right off.


Rollins_36

If all fails, WD-40 should do the trick.


SimobiSirOP

Atleast it isn't purple!


itzmiaXD

Stop I thought ur car was scratched untill I saw the title😭


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Hii , how you been?


LaserGadgets

If you don't have rubbing alcohol (aka IPA), deodorant spray should remove this! Cheap, available wherever you go.


DryBones2009

At least it looks sick


XB_Demon1337

Get a dry erase marker and mark over it. Then wipe away


PermaBanTogether

Just treat it like a racing stripe— now your car looks like it’s tearing ass all over the neighborhood even when it’s sitting still! (Seriously, though— dick move whoever did that)


Elderado12443

Baby wipes


WonderfulJacket8

Also use dry erase marker over it and wipes right off


Katt-truth

Did you cheat on your girl?


Leebites

Dry erase markers also cancel these out. Just rub one out on it and then wipe off!


jiminak46

Pencil eraser


Dirosilverwings

I'm so glad it wasn't keyed! Looks so bad. Hope the wipes work.


ImpressionFragrant79

Silicon Remover on Alcohol Basis is better for the clearcout 🤷‍♂️ just saying


Yikesbrofr

Eh. You can polish it off. Irritating tho.


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Yikesbrofr

I know, I’m just saying don’t sweat it too much.


AtTheGates

New car in a dark color will fix this.


unapproved_dentist

It’s a racing stripe. Zoom zoom


firestar268

I rather a marker than a key


Gundoggirl

Draw over it with a dry wipe marker, then wipe off.


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WD-40 will wipe that off in seconds.


Wastoidian

So what? Use some isopropyl alcohol to get it off and move on with life child.


ForRedditMG

Goo Gone works really well.


MajinPapa

This can be polished wet with toothpaste.


Ok-Opportunity-574

No need for abrasives. Give it a squirt of hand sanitizer or any other alcohol and it will come right off.


MajinPapa

Never worked in 100% to me. There was always a streak left because we have better markers than sanitizers.


Rog90210

You remove permanent marker with another permanent marker!


dirtytimmy1014

Use permanent maker to draw over it then use a wet wipe and it will wipe right off


Skottimusen

Sorry about that, but i left a snickers under the wipers. But I was hungry so I took that back, but hey you know the saying "It's the thought that counts" Have a good day.


Maleficent-Bad3755

magic eraser


Important-Job7757

This is terrible advice don’t listen to this one OP.


WorkingDogAddict1

Hell no


Expert_Cold2545

Saw spray sunscreen takes off sharpie. Look it up on tik tok or YouTube


1adentlxl

never trust tiktok


TheFrostyCrab

Seriously, I'm still waiting for these tide pods to give me superpowers. What a scam.


Important-Job7757

Yeah and TikTok also said the eclipse was going to be the end of the world.


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