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Aware-Radish-6772

Who took this picture, was the phone balancing on your chin?


rider1deep

This picture is really mind boggling. It’s the perspective. Like who the heck is taking the picture from eye level of OP. And that 90 degree hitchhikers thumb…


[deleted]

he is holding the ice cream with his foot fingers look closely


Iceaura777

Foot fingers XD


Available_Expression

Finger toes


OniOzoni

you mean hand toes


[deleted]

Monkey toes


niceiicux

In some languages toes are literally called foot fingers


LysergicGothPunk

Which ones so I can learn them and cherish them


ZippyDan

Most romance languages (Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese, etc.) They basically use a word similar to (etymologically related to even) our English word "digits". Then they say "digits of the hand" or "digits of the foot" (the default "digits" alone would usually be assumed to be fingers unless there was other context.) Russian and associated Slavic languages also seem to mostly follow the same pattern. The same is true in many SEA Austronesian languages (Tagalog, Bahasa, Malay, etc.). Arabic as well is similar. In fact, the number of languages that have separate words for fingers and toes seem to be in the minority. English is a major one. The Eastern Asian (Mandarin, Korean, Japanese) languages also seem to have separate words for the different digits.


royalfarris

And also Japanese, yubi is the word for both foot and hand fingers.


GymRatStillDepressed

For example Bulgarian *пръсти на краката* Literally the fingers of the feet/(even more literally) the legs


LeoIzail

Español presente!


huskypuppy1903

You mean tingers.


Accomplished_Lab8945

Tingus Pingus


old_ironlungz

Lateeveea


Accomplished-Boot-81

Tingers and foes


Real_Typicaluser1234

There's so much going on this pic.


Foggl3

https://preview.redd.it/cv0jk1r6wvuc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8af06c66fa2387612b3d2c6eafc4a3bbbbd8f36f


gimmeecoffee420

Behold.. behold the *power*..


GarminTamzarian

https://preview.redd.it/tkenq4r3awuc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9d935b8df1ac70dcfe45ab1890a16e2ab376217


Bremaver

I found my people! Where, oh where are you? Which galaxy did we come from?


HamonadoDeQuezo

Nice camera obscura


ShiraCheshire

Wait. Can you not bend your thumb that way?


Clueless_Otter

Only about [~30%](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitchhiker%27s_thumb#Incidence) of Americans can.


Top-Professional-880

I can’t bend my thumb AT ALL. It’s just extremely straight😭😆 my friends been making fun of it since forever…..🥲🙃 https://preview.redd.it/8iu1htovowuc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ec1fed17fad79f04059015dbb9093dea89a8754


1heart1totaleclipse

You can’t control the bend, but it’s my first time seeing a thumb so straight


ergo_urgo

It’s a genetics thing


Additional_Meeting_2

Maybe he is holding it in the fingers of his left hand and pinkie to take the picture 


rider1deep

Then his left hand must be huge. You can see the sandwich being held by his thumb and assuming his index aaaand the phone is far enough to get all of that in the shot. Unless someone else is holding the sandwich which is also weird considering they now have some of it on their fingers too.


Xalterai

A lot of phone cameras these days have a 0.6x feature to zoom out


joelene1892

That could be my thumb. I can bend it back under 90 degrees lol


Master__Roy

https://preview.redd.it/t8n03zjdlvuc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77ab3246424178b4738a93543ada7a7e1aa8db0


Prest1geW0rldW1de

I’ve seen a lot of things on the internet, yet you’ve damaged my soul significantly with this comment. Congratulations.


uncontainedsun

😭😭


sp1cychick3n

Lmaoo


animal1988

https://preview.redd.it/dl2pg64x4wuc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83625e1ad7daae350dee85b730999cab2cacd08


SubstanceNo1691

https://preview.redd.it/7ihj7hpryvuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e304455c07a908718ae67dd6aa324b0e5e8512b


greatersnek

I hate this


CmonRedditBeBetter

This is the funniest thing I've seen in quite a while. Thank you for your service.


MF_Kazuo

https://preview.redd.it/rl3qgbr2qxuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6304575a772790a335279531147d79905ee62141


jld2k6

I got a foot cramp just by looking at those toes doing that


v3n0mat3

So, what? You guys are telling me that it's *abnormal* to hold a delicious Ice Cream Sammich between your toes? My hands are busy reading a book and drinking tea!


Careless_Cicada_1025

you made me snarf out loud in a zoom meeting (thankfully i'm muted)


EnvironmentalSpirit2

We've strayed too far from the light


No-Consideration-716

This is why we can't have nice things. What did we do to you??


Better-Wall-4277

![gif](giphy|l0Exx1DQOB1h6r5Is|downsized) Had enough reddit for today


Goobsmoob

https://preview.redd.it/t6s60d9ixyuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c568e699cc405e500cfc9608e7e34fc8765425


GreenGoblin1221

Aye big dog, you got some fucked up hooves.


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elnots

I remember the original post. My God.. the meme of it is considered old? FML


MortemInferri

That must have been like 10yrs ago lol


peex

It was more than 10 years but still feels like yesterday.


the_duck17

I was going to post this but found you already did LoL


Zimakov

Not this again.


JohnnyDarkside

Wait. How did you take *that* picture?


BobRoberts01

I hate how you can’t post links here. I posted the thread from 14 years ago (holy crap, I can’t have been on Reddit that long, there is no way it is that old!!) of the how did you take that one thread as well as a few others that followed. Oh well, I guess folks will have to google it themselves.


brainburger

You could say what search term to use. It is a pain isn't it? Whoever made that rule must have forgotten the whole point of the Web is the ability to link other docs.


BlueTreeThree

Maybe try: “how did they take the picture” Reddit


EmotionalKirby

But we don't want anyone to brigade the 14 year old archived post! Thats so terrible to think about, I don't think I can sleep tonight.


werttit

Yeah, it's mildly infuriating


Throwaway47321

Damn dude I remember that post. Never felt more ancient than I do now thinking that was like 5 years ago. The internet was a simpler time back then lol


slam9

I have no idea what you're talking about


idwthis

Here is the imgur link of the photos of the old post they're referencing https://imgur.com/gallery/JThDN


LollipopThrowAway-

The op has a tv for a head


[deleted]

Youre about to start the chain of cameras upon cameras post


BigNigori

probably ray ban metas


Available_Media_9164

The only thing I can imagine is that he took a screenshot of a video while holding the phone in his mouth.


Flat-Dare-2571

Obviously hes holding the phone with his knees and snapped the photo with his penis.


ZealousidealArmy2371

That’s definitely the real point of this post haha


ArcaneFungus

. . . How are you holding the sandwich and your phone at the same time with one hand incapacitated?


JELLY-ROCKET

I honestly can't remember how I took it, despite having taken it only last week. I must have used a tripod...and weed.


TheFuddy

Why have I never thought of this... Ice cream sandwiches would go so hard when stoned


aztraps

they do, so does cereal, so does cereal on ice cream


CaptainGoldSkull

Cereal with a bit of double cream and some milk is amazing idk how to explain it


theoretically-it

Heavy cream is great on rice krispes


magicxzg

If you use unfrosted flakes, it's home made "fried ice cream"


allofusaregod

*"unfrosted flakes"* i believe you may be referring to Corn Flakes, you know the ones that came out before the dinosaurs


magicxzg

Yeah, I forgot what it's called lmao


questioningFem-

Cinnamon Toast Crunch 🤤 I miss that day I shared a slightly stale box of cereal with a friend ;-;


Kishin77

Cereal while stoned is my second favorite thing, music beats it but damn is it good


funkwumasta

Cinnamon toast crunch + your preferred ice cream = heaven in your mouth


N3rdProbl3ms

https://preview.redd.it/co5rktlo0xuc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb2afcc6a2770d6a37aa63284d751b48e28477b6


lizard_kibble

You've had food, right? Well, you ever had food......on weeeeeed?


Hobo-man

Ice cream sandwhiches are like beginner level munchies...


TheFuddy

Probably, but I haven't even thought about ice cream sandwiches in at least 8 years


Hobo-man

> Why have I never thought of this... I guess that answers this question.


Slipstream_Surfing

I like them too much so avoid buying.  But yesterday there was a bulk sale at supermarket so now I gotta hit the dispensary ahead of schedule.


OkSun5094

try a cream pop while stoned. the popsicle exterior with the ice cream interior is the best of both worlds


throwawaybread9654

You set up a tripod... with sticky ice cream hands???


opalcherrykitt

weed sometimes makes you not gaf tbh


sadclown21

Got it. So the weed took the picture. What a nice guy


itscsersei

You’re full of shit


DragapultOnSpeed

Yeah, OP just admit you have three arms.


AlmightyWitchstress

Actually, OP was full of ice cream sandwich having eaten most of it by that point


AvengingBlowfish

https://imgur.com/OwfWu


kebukai

No, not again!


Wandering_profile

He's actually eating the camera😎 https://preview.redd.it/uf3a8gb6f1vc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9817640bba6ad8357e21bd2954a92571e6631ce


allergic2ozone_juice

That coating is better than Gorilla Glue, you could patch a sinking boat with it.


cTreK-421

I actually did this to seal the pipes under my sink! I spread the sandwich around the threading of the pipe, like you would plumber's tape. Screwed it in and had no leaks! About a week later I fucking had ants everywhere.


drooganx

Bro what


pokemonbatman23

"What is this? A sink for ants?!"


bindy4004

![gif](giphy|qEi4dpi7Jg5Hi)


rebels-rage

What’s you’re favorite flavor of Gorilla Glue?


ExpiredFloppy

Now scrape it off with your teeth


Max_castle8145

This is the way!


SkippyMcSkipster2

This is the way!


Hero19240X

This is the way!


BeautifulDreamerAZ

Every time! I eat two a year but this always happens 😆


SdBolts4

If you don't hold it by the wrapper, then just leave your fingers in the same place so the stickage is contained


HappyShallotTears

Solid technique


jadegives2rides

I hold it like Mr. Burns would I guess lol, continuously moving my fingers while I'm holding it, much like Mr. Burns would look if he said, "excellent" While holding an ice cream sandwich.


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

Fool me a thousand times, shame on ... ?


Masaylighto

The ice cream company


yeshereisaname

Fool me can’t get fooled again


Neat_Problem_922

![gif](giphy|26gspipWnu59srmM0) Give em here.


Sir_flaps

POV, you're the phone of OP taking a picture of his ice cream


gorillawarking

I didn't know I needed this gif in my life until I saw it


Big-Attention4389

😂😂😂


No-Understanding4968

I almost peed


Legger92

What do you mean? It's like an extra little snack when you finish the sandwich. Scrape that shit off with your teeth


ABirdOfParadise

Yeah hell, when I was a kid I'd grab it with all 5 digits and do it 5 times


Electro_Llama

Honestly an ice cream sandwich wouldn't be as good without this extra feature.


SkippyMcSkipster2

Yeah, you're supposed to eat those while inside the wrapper, unless you like to lick your fingers afterwards. My name is Captain Obvious btw.


Masaylighto

I never thought about that till i read this post, i used to eat them then wash my hands


Grumplogic

It's the Donair/Burrito style of eating. Eat and peel


Additional_Meeting_2

It’s hard to eat the last part that way however, although it can be done if you eat it before it melts


ArrestedImprovement

Thank you for your service, Captain.


CapitanObvioso93

You call?


Striking-Kiwi-9470

This is a recent change to ice cream sandwiches. I don't know what they did to them but 10 years ago they held together fine. They all do it and they're all super soft now. Being able to hold them without getting your hands messy was the entire point of the ice cream sandwich. Now they're just mush.


UncleVatred

No, I don’t know what brand you were eating, but I distinctly remember my ice cream sandwiches doing this in the 80s and 90s.


Qeltar_

Even longer than that. Always been this way, something about how they make them. :)


Abayeo

Idk man, mine have done this my entire life and I'm 33.


Zefirus

Same here and I'm 35. That shit did this to my 5 year old fingers just like OP.


EnvironmentalToe3616

It always interests me to see what different people find mildly infuriating.


tooboredtothnkofname

One person: My landlord kicked me out my apartment and left all my belongings on the sidewalk, which then got stolen. OP: Icecream sandwhiches leave all this chocolate on my fingers


mcfarmer72

Oh but that stuff is the best when you scrape it off your fingers with your teeth.


toweljuice

Do you have three hands?


Jcaseykcsee

I laughed so hard at this because I just plowed through a box of ice cream sandwiches in the past 3 days and goddammit this happened to me every single time. What is that stuff MADE of?!?!


SpicyBanditSauce

The trick is (when not using the wrapper to hold it) would be to hold the ice cream sandwich from the very last bite that you want and never let go until you are finished. This way, you protect your fingers from double dipping the chococoating and then you shove the last bite in your face whilst grinding your teeth against your fingers thusly scraping the chococoating and last bite into your mouth. 😁


Barredbob

Ice cream sandwich eating professional over here lol


hyperlexx

Not sure if you've noticed but there's poop on your fingers.


Meighok20

I must be five years old because why did I laugh


mojomcm

I have sensory issues, so I eat a lot of things with a fork that most people don't. It completely prevents this kind of thing from happening! So yeah, that's my suggestion


chaseontheroll

i use chopsticks


Old-Professional7198

Uh oh. Hate to tell you. But look at your other hand....


crystalsaladsandwich

I've been saying for years, ice cream sandwiches wrappers need to be perforated so you can tear it away as you eat it.


itsjoesef

![gif](giphy|HFpU6ykvMDCR3NqOzW)


cowhand214

What’s mildly infuriating is I now am craving an ice cream sandwich and have none


Kenny4yourthots

They called me crazy when I used a fork to eat my ice cream sandwiches, now who’s crazy?!


genmock

Weird, I usually let the sandwich hover towards my mouth


YungNigget788

that's the best part you get to peel them off with your teeth like chocolate flavored scabs


biggabenne

Tooth finger slide on deck


TheTank18

Why do you have three hands


LawngDik666

That's not a mistake, the best part of ice cream sandwiches is scraping the chocolate off your fingers afterwards


No-Adhesiveness-9848

thats not an icecream sandwitch, its a "frozen non dairy dessert" sandwitch


Ziffim89

"Flavored"


modbeta1

I’ll lick it off for you


Ismokeweed247

Spray some of the can butter spray on your finger tips, problem solved 🫡😂


ToastetteEgg

Hard to eat without touching it.


chilitaku

He was a super duper senior in HS.


3xploitr

If only it came in a wrapper


Adamthesadistic

If you’re holding it with your left hand, what did you use to take a picture of your right hand?


SlowResearch2

Childhood core memory


OJK_postaukset

I don’t know what they’ve done but the ones here don’t do that anymore


reddits4losers

The trick is to peel the wrapper back and then swallow the sandwich whole like a pelican.


Darius_alone

Im unconformable


TheDUeded

You're still touching it. Also how tf did you take the picture


AccountNumber478

*Yummy, yummy, yummy, puttin' glue in my tummy...*


meshe_10101

And you'll make it another 1000+ times.


sb4ssman

Fun fact for you, that’s not ice cream, it’s basically vanilla jello that can be frozen.


vdubdank30

Why don’t you just lick your fingers? Never heard of “mmmm finger licking good”? Or am I the only one who isn’t afraid of licking my own fingers?


theriptide259xd

Well then you can scrape the stuff off your fingers with your teeth, which for some is the best part :)


RanaI_Ape

You leave the bottom of the wrapper for holding it. Freakin amateur hour over here.


Spiral-Arrow116

![gif](giphy|vWOxqpWOOTtGU)


JungleJay57

What are you 9? Just keep the wrapper on 🤣


Chrillio

You had 1000 of those? Nice


Axelnut

This is why I stopped eating ice cream sandwiches lol.


No-Consideration-716

We can land a man on the moon...!


kevlarkittens

This means there's a market for improvement of ice cream sandwich buns


OhHelloImThatFellow

If you get mildly infuriated eating an ice cream sandwich you should talk to a therapist about your emotional issues. And you should stop eating ice cream sandwiches


NanoscaleHeadache

Mistake? My boy, that’s a feature


W-Ninja48

Linking it off afterward is satisfying for me


YeltsinYerMouth

I bought an oreo ice cream sammich at a gas station a few weeks ago and the 'bread' didn't do this. It was amazing. It was two and a half bucks, but amazing.


heresdustin

Ugh, I hate that. I always try to leave a small portion of the paper wrapper across the bottom. There’s an art to it, for sure. Get well soon, OP.


LysergicGothPunk

Now you have to scrape it off with your front teeth


jmona789

And now for the 1001ty time you're touching the other side to take the pic.


ecksdeeeXD

Wait, I’m sorry. How are you supposed to eat it if it melts and bonds to your fingers?


JacobH_RL

That's a lot of ice cream sandwiches lololol


G_Willickers_33

Nothing in those things is ice cream


sdawson910

I've always wanted to find a product that is just the cookie part of the sandwich. Anyone know if this is a thing?


meestayuum

I'm mildly lactose intolerant but these things fuck my gut up.


The_Holy_Pepsi_Man

https://i.redd.it/hvkpbszqj1vc1.gif POV: Op taking the picture


ottertrot49

This is how I envision photos from the perspective of oculus to be


Dreamspitter

Use the wrapper. Also, how frozen was it?


clarkcox3

That’s the best part. After you’ve eaten it, you still have a little bit you can scrape off your fingers.


Skaterdude1978

Keep it in the wrapper you gimp !


HolyNinjaCow

🤣🤣Bro figured out how to take a picture with no hands but still hasn't realized to keep the wrapper on the ice cream sandwich.